Saturday, at half past five in the evening, Zhang Yiyuan teahouse. It stands to reason that it is still relatively early to listen to cross talk at this time, and under normal circumstances, there should be no master.

However, today, at this moment, the teahouse, which should have been empty, has already been filled with audiences, full of pits.

"Oh, why?"

"Because I'm your father."

After the two young actors on the stage finished performing a traditional program "Spitting Lotus Flowers", in the sparse applause of the audience, the two of them bowed and walked off the stage, and the host also walked on the stage.

"Next, please enjoy the stand-up comedy "Nine-Head Case", performed by Liu La."

"Phew." Accompanied by the host's words, the audience resounded with earth-shattering coaxing, which was called troublemaking on other occasions, but only in the cross talk industry, this voice expressed support.

In addition to the "call", some viewers shouted loudly towards Liu La: "Young Liuye, come on, Young Liuye, we will always support you!" ”

These fans are all pasted with stills from the films that Liu La has acted in, including the most popular "Crazy Stone", and "Days Related to Youth" when they first debuted, and they seem to be Liu La's fans, not cross talk fans.

Under the cheers of the audience, Liu La slowly walked onto the stage, and finally stood on the side of the microphone: "Thank you, thank you, student Liu La pays tribute to all parents." ”

"Phew." The audience booed again. Some fans still wondered, why should they be booed, and after asking the people around them, they found out that this was not a boo but a cheer, so they hurriedly followed "Huh." ”

When the sound of "call" gradually subsided, Liu Lacai continued: "Thank you, thank you for your support, I haven't stood on this stage for a while, I can't imagine that everyone is still so popular, Liu Lacai is really unrequited, so I can only put more effort into my craftsmanship and sell more strength, so that you can listen to it happily and satisfied." ”

paused: "Today, you guys are here, today I said this one-mouth, you didn't listen to it outside, this paragraph has been lost, except for the actors of our Deyun Club, no one will know at all, you can only listen to us." What kind of story is this about, listen to me slowly. ”

Liu La's expression straightened: "It's difficult, it's difficult, it's moral, you can't talk about it, you can't talk about it, you can't talk about it if you don't ...... your bosom friend, you can't talk about it, you can't talk about it, you can't talk about it, you can't talk about it, you can't talk ”

Liu Lagang said that this is called a set poem, regardless of whether it is a storytelling or stand-up comedy, you have to read such a sentence and a half before you start, the purpose is to tell the audience, I am about to start talking about this show, from now on, please don't talk privately, don't talk anymore, it's time to watch me.

However, what Liu La didn't expect was that today's audience was so enthusiastic that his set poem didn't work. On the contrary, as soon as he slapped the wooden board, the audience became active.

"Good, good, well said, one more!"

"Young Master Liu, let's have another one, give one more!"

"One more, this time it's a little longer!"

Countless spectators shouted loudly at Liu La.

Liu La didn't have the slightest way to take them, so in the end he had to follow the public opinion and read another poem:

"The general is born bold,

Waist horizontal autumn water goose feather knife.

The wind blows the drums and the mountains and rivers move,

The lightning flag is high in the sun and the moon.

The original species of the unicorn in the sky,

How can the ants in the burrow escape?

On the day of the return of the edict,

I untie the general's robes. ”

However, after Liu La's song was recited, the audience was still not satisfied and shouted at him loudly:

"One more song, Master Shaoliu!"

"Didn't you say it's long? You're too short! ”

"What else?" Liu La looked at the audience: "It's almost, this is called the set poem, I read this to make you quiet down, but you rebelled directly against me here!" This thing doesn't say two, it's too much to laugh at. ”

"Don't be afraid."

"We're not afraid of jokes."

"One more!"

As soon as the audience rebelled, Liu La really had no temper with them, so he had to sigh: "Alas, yes, as long as you are not afraid of being embarrassed, I am not afraid, then let's have another one, listen to you for a long time, but let's say okay, this is the last one, you don't take it and change your attention." ”

"Done. That's it! The audience quickly agreed.

After their words fell, Liu La read another song:

"The golden mountain chases the shadow for thousands of years,

The clouds fly high and the water flows artesianly.

Thousands of miles of Yangtze River floating jade belt,

A round of silver moon rolling gold balls.

Three thousand miles away from Hubei,

Nearly to the sixteen continents in the south of the Yangtze River.

The beautiful scenery is impenetrable for a while,

Heaven has a heartfelt painting. ”

After reading this song, without waiting for the audience to speak, Liu La preemptively said: "Okay, that's it, let's talk count, don't cheat!" ”

"Don't? That's not a long story! The audience continued to chant, but still did not answer.

But this time, Liu Ra didn't care about them anymore. It's not because of anything else, but because before he came, Liu La only memorized these three set poems today, and if there was more, he would have no inventory in his stomach, so he should be timid, and he couldn't recite "Silent Night Thoughts" and "Bright Moonlight in front of the bed" on stage, Liu La is not called Guo Outline.

"Smack." slapped Xingmu again, and Liu La began to say the text: "Before the show starts, I have to talk to you first, our form today is called stand-up comedy." A friend asked, what is the difference between stand-up comedy and storytelling? I'll just tell you this, there is no difference at all, it's just a joke a little more, a strict sù, it's hard to distinguish. If you have to distinguish the difference, then it can only be said that what our cross talk actors perform is called stand-up comedy, and what other storytellers perform is storytelling. ”

Seeing that Liu La began to speak the text, the audience knew that he would not recite the final poem anymore, so they had to sit honestly and listen to Liu La's story. How could the audience have thought that Liu Ra didn't actually want to read anymore, but he didn't know how to read it at all, he didn't memorize so much, and if he continued to read, he would have to follow the primary school textbook.

Liu La: "The story we are telling today happened in our Beijing, and some friends may have been to the Zhenwu Temple in Beijing. The immortal enshrined in the Zhenwu Temple is the Zhenwu Emperor, and the Zhenwu Emperor is a very powerful immortal, and he has a history. It is said that one day, the Jade Emperor's house in the sky ate dumplings, the Jade Emperor rolled the skin here, the daughter of the seven immortals chopped the stuffing, and the Queen Mother peeled garlic next to her. ”

But at this moment, suddenly, the southern sky shimmered, and there was a lot of light, where did the light come from? The mansion of Liu Tianjun in the south.

"Huh?" The Jade Emperor was very surprised, and said that their house was electrified...... (To be continued.) )