Zhou Wen heard Wang San talking in the house, and knew that he had returned from the county seat, so he was very happy in his heart, and hurriedly pushed the door in, and ran into the hall in a hurry.

"Wang San, have you bought anything? What brand is it? Show it to me. ”

Before the people arrived at the hall, Zhou Wen couldn't wait to scream, and he couldn't wait to take it home and try it immediately!

"Brother Zhou, I'm sorry! I didn't buy anything. ”

"Didn't buy it?"

As soon as he heard Wang San's words, Zhou Wen was like a deflated ball, and he was castrated at once. Sitting on a stool, he asked, "What's going on?" Did you forget? ”

"Not really!"

The two sat together, and Wang San repeated what he had happened today. Zhou Wen was also indignant for Wang San after hearing this, but what he cared about was the condom.

"Oops! You're really unlucky, you actually encountered this pole incident, it seems that I can't complain about you, so what do you say I should do? ”

"What else can I do? I'll go to the county seat tomorrow and buy it for you, why are you in such a hurry? ”

"No...... No, alas! You don't understand. ”

Zhou Wen was a little impatient, stood up and kept walking around, as if this set was related to his net worth and life, which made Wang San laugh for a while.

"Eh, I said Brother Zhou, it's not been a year or two since you and Sister Feng got married, if you don't do that one night, will you die?"

"You kid isn't married, what do you know? Hurry up and help me figure it out. ”

"What's there to think about, I'll help you buy a box at which store in the town first, you will use it tonight, and you won't have to change it tomorrow."

Wang San got up as he spoke, preparing to go to the adult store in the town, and first help Zhou Wen buy a box of sets for emergency.

It's almost six o'clock in the afternoon now, and the shuttle bus to the county seat has arrived, and Wang San will not take a taxi to the county seat for this kind of thing, because the price is too high, and if it is known by others in the future, it will definitely become a joke, so he might as well run nearby to make up for his mistakes.

But Zhou Wen grabbed Wang San and said, "You don't have to go, where to sell something, Feng can recognize it at once, it's useless." ”

"So what do you say?"

It's not realistic to go to the county seat, and it's not okay to buy it in the town, this can stump Wang San, condoms are not like oil, salt, rice vinegar, and you can borrow some from your neighbors when you don't have it at home. It's impossible for you to run to someone's house and say, "Hey, uncle and aunt, may I ask if you have many condoms, lend me one for use first, and I'll pay you back tomorrow!" ”

Wang San saw that Zhou Wen was anxious, it seemed that if he didn't have this set today, he really wouldn't be able to live, and he also felt very guilty in his heart, after all, no matter what he said, he broke his promise, otherwise, Zhou Wen could have asked others to help him bring it back, or run it himself.

Growing up so big, Wang San has never broken his trust, so he didn't want to disappoint Zhou Wen, so he began to use the Crooked Brain Sutra.

"Eh, Brother Zhou, is it okay as long as it's a condom and it's not sold in the town?"

"Ah, yes." Zhou Wen seemed to see a ray of dawn in the dark, and suddenly became energetic, pulling Wang San and not letting go. Staring at Wang San, he asked, "What, do you have a way?" ”

"Whew! What can I do, I can't make condoms, it's ......"

As soon as he said this, Wang San suddenly stopped, and thought: Yes, Zhou Wen said that as long as it is not sold in the town, then Lao Tzu might as well help him make one, maybe it can really work.

With such an idea in his heart, Wang San immediately made a decision, and immediately told Zhou Wen of the plan, Zhou Wen was already six gods and no master, and when he heard it, he asked in surprise: "Make it yourself, is that okay?" ”

"Okay, as long as you don't say this, I don't say it, who knows? After tonight, I will go to the county seat tomorrow, and I will definitely help you buy it back, don't worry. ”

This wastemaker makes condoms, it's really a fucking anecdote in the world! Of course, Zhou Wen would not believe that Wang San would be able to make a set, but out of curiosity, he did not stop Wang San, and let Wang San be busy inside and outside the house for a while.

Wang San first rummaged through the waste products in the yard for a while, found a fairly new cardboard box, wiped it clean with a cloth, and then went back to the house and turned out a cardboard box, which was full of all kinds of rubber gloves.

Zhou Wen glanced at these gloves, most of them were waste products collected by Wang San, they were dirty, basically used, and they were rotten, he couldn't help but feel a little strange, and thought: This kid won't use these gloves to make condoms, right?

Just when Zhou Wen was puzzled, he saw Wang San walk out of the house again, holding a pair of scissors, thread balls, and 3-second glue and other items in his hand.

"You...... You're not really going to use these things to make a set, are you? Looking at the table of waste products, Zhou Wen couldn't help it, and asked, "Wang San, can this work?" ”

"Why not? Just wait and see, you'll be satisfied. Wang San didn't even look at Zhou Wen, and began to make condoms with all his attention, and kept commanding: "Eh, don't stand, hurry up and help me find a stick." ”

"How big?"

"Look for as big a root as you want, remember, don't have burrs on it, or it will break the rubber, if something goes wrong, you can't blame me!"

Seeing that Wang San was quite serious, Zhou Wen obediently found a smooth and smooth stick, but when he handed it to Wang San, Wang San showed a strange expression, as if to say, "So small?" ”

"What's going on? Can it work? ”

"Row ......"

Wang San cut off all the intact gloves and fingers, wiped them one by one, and then gave Zhou Wen a task.

"Brother Zhou, you blow all of these, and pick out all the bad ones and leaky ones."

"Why don't you blow it?"

"Aren't I busy, hurry up, there's still a lot of work!"

Because the rubber gloves are relatively thick, and Wang San only cut off the part of his finger, it is particularly laborious to blow it up like a balloon. Zhou Wen only blew a dozen of them, his face and neck turned red, and his cheeks hurt unbearably.

"Wang ...... Wang San, you ...... Do you think that's enough? ”

Wang San put the fingers of the gloves on the stick, checked them all carefully, and said, "It's almost over, you go and get the bottle of alcohol on the cabinet." ”

"What are you doing with alcohol? Sterilization? Zhou Wen was very puzzled, and asked weakly, seeing that Wang San didn't pay attention to it, he had to get up and take the alcohol bottle.

This bottle of alcohol was still last month, when Wang San was emptying the bottle in a private clinic, he received it inadvertently, and when he took it home to tidy up, he saw that it had not been opened, so he picked it up, as for whether it expired, this Wang San really didn't know, because the production date on the bottle was no longer clear.

Opening the alcohol bottle, Wang San carefully detoxified the stick and gloves, and then found a porcelain bowl, put all the finger covers selected by Zhou Wen in it, and poured alcohol to soak.

About ten minutes later, Wang San picked up the soaked glove fingers, put them on the stick that had been prepared, tied the opening about a centimeter with a thread, and then smeared the glue for 3 seconds, and then rolled up the mouth, and a condom was completed.

Taking off the homemade condom from the stick, Wang San tugged at it, felt very good about himself, handed it to Zhou Wen, and said with a smile: "You take it and try it first, see if the size is appropriate, if it doesn't work, I can change it." ”

"Ahh

As soon as he heard this, Zhou Wen was completely speechless, and said with a red face: "I think it's better to forget it, take it back and try again in the evening." ”

"Anywhere, I'll make a few more for you, and then pack them."

Half an hour later, a box of condoms with exquisite appearance and tight packaging inside was completed, in order to make the packaging look classy, Wang San also deliberately found a picture of a muscular man, wrapped on the outside to increase the visual effect!