"Chapter 342: The Secret Recipe"
"Okay, I don't want to talk nonsense with you! You've been tossing for so long, you've played the tricks you should have played, and you've cheated the money you should have cheated! When did you start treating Ruoxi? Wang Erwu couldn't help it. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"Hey, actually, I'm waiting for ...... to do so many things," Tang Xiaotian said.
"Wait? What are you waiting for? Wang Erwu asked.
"Wait for a few herbs!" Tang Xiaotian said.
"Medicinal herbs? Do you need medicinal herbs for hypnosis? Even if you want to, the central hospital has a lot of them, what the hell do you need to wait for? You're not going to be playing any tricks again, are you? Wang Erwu was puzzled.
"You don't understand this, do you? Ruoxi's condition is more complicated, and ordinary medicinal materials naturally have no effect! Secret recipe needed! And this secret recipe, even the PLA Hospital may not have it, let alone your small hospital! So, I need to wait for a close friend of mine to help me find medicine! Tang Xiaotian said.
"Really?" Wang Erwu's face was full of doubts, "Since the medicinal materials you need have not arrived, why did you choose to treat them today??? Wouldn't you wait for the herbs to arrive before starting treatment? ”
"Uh...... Speaking out is like spilling water, you know, I said three days later, I said it in front of so many people, today is the third day, if I am treated, where will I put my face? You also know that I am the status of Taishan Beidou in the entire medical community, and countless people look up to me, how can I break my word? Tang Xiaotian explained.
"I'll go! Just for the sake of your own face, let the big guy watch you play monkey?? Why do you come up with so many tricks, all to stall for time? Wang Erwu asked speechlessly.
"What do you mean by procrastination? Am I that kind of person? It's called a buffer ......."
"Cushion your sister! When is your guy delivering the medicine coming? If you don't come next year, will you have to play this trick of opening the altar for a year?? Those experts don't have to do anything, just behind you stupidly, donating you a year's money?? Wang Erwu said angrily.
"That's what you said! My friend didn't blow it! The miracle medicine that can't be found in the world can only be found by him! In that year, the Eight-Nation Coalition invaded China, killing and wounding countless people...... The people are struggling to make a living, and how many people have lost their lives because of lack of medicine! At this time, a legendary figure appeared, just like the compassionate Guanyin Bodhisattva, who began to give medicine to the people, saying that those medicines are all treasures in the world, no matter what kind of disease, it is medicine to get rid ......of the disease," Tang Xiaotian began to talk.
Wang Erwu hurriedly interrupted, "Come on!" Don't tell me this legend is your friend!! So your friend is almost 200 years old this year, right? Would you like me to set up a thousand tables to celebrate? What's more, I'm afraid the birthday cake has to be set to hundreds of square meters, otherwise the candles can't be inserted!! ”
"Who said it was my friend?? That's my friend's grandpa!! ”
"That's it! Stop talking nonsense with me! Tell me honestly, are you waiting for your friend to send medicine, or are you simply incapable of waiting for your friend to come over and treat Ruoxi? Wang Erwu didn't save face for Tang Xiaotian.
"Nonsense!! Are you questioning my identity as a dream maker? Of course, it's waiting for medicine!! Tang Xiaotian also lost his temper.
"When your friend comes, you don't know when it will end! What medicine do you tell me? I don't believe it yet, I can't find it! Wang Erwu said.
"You??" Tang Xiaotian sneered.
"What are you laughing at? Say! ”
"There are three kinds of miraculous medicines, which are luminous sand, ambergris and Tianshan black lotus." Tang Xiaotian looked at Wang Erwu disdainfully, "I guess you haven't heard of it, right?" ”
"What's the mess? I've heard of Tianshan Snow Lotus, what is Tianshan Black Lotus? And what other pearls of the night? Dragon's beard?? Wang Erwu was stunned.
Tang Xiaotian smiled, "Luminous sand is the dried feces of bats, it is a good medicine for clearing heat and eyes, dissipating blood and dissipating accumulation, ordinary luminous sand is easy to get, but what I need is the luminous sand of flame bats!" There are more than 1,000 species of bats in the world, but this flame bat is very few, it is a kind of "vampire bat" that ordinary people say, and there will be no more than 2,000 flame bats left in the world! Can you get it? Tang Xiaotian looked at Wang Erwu playfully.
"Ambergris, is a sperm whale sperm whale intestinal secretions of the dry product, with the effect of qi and blood, dispersion knots and pain relief, the ordinary is also very simple, but I want the dragon horn sperm whale, this kind of sperm whale is also very rare, is a mutant species of sperm whale, there will be something similar to rhinoceros horn on the head, we call it dragon horn! Can you get it again?? ”
"As for the last one, it is only in legends, the Black Lotus of the Tianshan Mountains! As the "king of herbs" and "the best in medicine", Tianshan Snow Lotus, as you just said, you have heard, Snow Lotus contains colchicine, which can inhibit the growth of cancer cells. However, this Tianshan Black Lotus is the best among the Tianshan Snow Lotus, it is all black, and it is the king of ten thousand medicines! Not only can it control cancer cells, but it can also merge the personalities of psychopaths with split personalities! In other words, almost all brain-related diseases, it can be treated! Tang Xiaotian said very seriously.
"You're not fooling me again, are you? Deliberately say some messy medicine that doesn't exist at all to fool me! Wang Erwu said.
"Hehe, there are many things in this world that you haven't heard of! Do you know that there is a book called "Compendium of Materia Medica"? Tang Xiaotian asked.
"Of course I know, it was written by Li Shizhen! Don't all of you doctors have this nickname? Li Shizhen! Anyway, the first few stitches always missed, hang a water, don't prick ten needles, as if you doctors will not be happy this day......" Wang Erwu sarcastically.
Tang Xiaotian didn't care, as a psychiatrist, he never gave injections to patients, but if he really wanted to give injections by himself, it was estimated that not to mention ten injections, twenty needles would not necessarily be in place......
"I'm not kidding you! Since you have heard the "Compendium of Materia Medica", have you heard of the "Supplement to Materia Medica"? I'm talking about the "Supplement to Materia Medica" written by Li Shizhen himself in his later years! Instead of Zhu Danxi's "Addendum to Materia Medica"! ”
Wang Erwu blinked, "It's better if I haven't heard of it...... So what?? ”
"Hehe, if you haven't heard of it, you haven't heard of it, and you're still hard-mouthed!" Tang Xiaotian said with a smile, "The Supplement to Materia Medica" is Li Shizhen's last secret book before his death, and it was not fully formed at that time, so it was not circulated in the world. There are a few miraculous medicines recorded in it, and few people in the entire medical community have seen them! And the book has not been released in the world! But it has been secretly passed down from my friend's mentorship to the present! Tang Xiaotian said.
"Since it was not announced! How do you know? Wang Erwu asked in disbelief.
"It's a long story...... To put it simply, this friend of mine had a great life-threatening situation, so I had to perform a dream technique on him as a last resort! So ......"
"So you're a stinking shameless person who snooped on other people's secrets??" Wang Erwu answered.
"What do you mean by snooping?? You layman, don't talk nonsense! Although dream-making is controlled by me, the development of each dream will still be linked to the personality and experience of the person concerned! I can only guide them in the way I need them to, but I can't completely control what fragments of my dreams will appear! I told you too much and you didn't understand! Tang Xiaotian didn't explain much......
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