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The red curtain opened, and Cao Wei and He Tian were each dressed in black suits, with shiny leather shoes under their feet.

The two appeared on the stage, but the audience did not react, only a dozen people sat in the front row, and the "nursery" arranged by the program team applauded desperately.

"Dear audience friends, hello everyone, cross talk actor, Cao Wei ......"

"He Tian ......"

"I'm here to bow to you."

The two walked up to the stage, raised their tones to say hello, and bowed.

There was sparse applause from the audience. The field that made Lin Feng and Zhang Xiaohua hot somehow became cold instantly because of the appearance of the two.

"Today, our brothers will tell you a traditional cross talk "Spring Festival Couplets", in a blink of an eye, there are not many days left before the New Year......"

"yes, time flies."

"This Chinese New Year, every household has posted Spring Festival couplets, and the content of the Spring Festival couplets is also quite festive......"

"The New Year is a celebration."

"I have a lot of research on Spring Festival couplets, and I write them all by myself."

"Drink, can you also write Spring Festival couplets?"

"Of course, in fact, writing Spring Festival couplets is also simple, I can do it easily......"

"Well, since you're so good, why don't you write it on the spot?"

"Write and write, who is afraid of whom, you make the question, I will write."

"Okay......"

“……”

"To the Spring Festival Couplets" is a relatively old cross talk joke, many people have said before Cao Wei and He Tian that there is no novelty for the audience at the scene, even if there are one or two Spring Festival couplets created by Cao Wei's team, but there is no improvement for the whole cross talk.

The most important thing is that with the cross talk of Lin Feng and Zhang Xiaohua before, Cao Wei and He Tian's cross talk can't enter the audience's ears at all, all kinds of old-fashioned burdens are shaken out, and the audience is embarrassed for Cao Wei.

After more than ten minutes of torment, the cross talk between Cao Wei and He Tian finally ended, and the scene that was originally quiet like a morgue finally had some sounds, and the "nurseries" arranged by the program team took the lead in applauding.

The curtain closed, and Cao Wei and He Tian came to the front desk.

As actors, of course, they know that the cross talk just now did not achieve the expected effect, and it can even be said that the performance was smashed, and they all saw the audience's reaction, obviously, everyone was not satisfied with their performance just now.

And at this moment, the hearts of the two are also half cold, with a far-fetched smile on their faces, they have a hunch that on this stage, they are considered to have come to an end, in fact, the elimination is not terrible, because they are not the first group of eliminated comedians on this stage, mainly today they are likely to be defeated by Lin Feng head-on, it was Lin Feng who personally eliminated them from this stage, which Cao Wei could not accept, before he shouted on Weibo and belittled Lin Feng, and today if a "layman" Lin Feng defeated him with cross talk, in the future, He really has no face to mix in the entertainment industry.

Wu Bo walked onto the stage and greeted Cao Wei and He Tian respectively.

"The ranking of the two in the last issue is very unsatisfactory, so I heard that for a whole week, the two of them have been pondering new jokes, but the "Spring Festival Couplets" we heard just now does not seem to be a new joke, the two of them changed the jokes on the spot?" Wu Bo asked.

Cao Wei nodded and said: "In our industry, new jokes have to be polished repeatedly before they can be taken out, so although we wrote new jokes, we didn't feel mature enough, so I said the classic joke "To the Spring Festival Couplets", of course, we also have a lot of innovations. ”

"Well, I did hear some couplets that I hadn't heard before, and it was fun." Wu Bo nodded, then changed the conversation and asked: "Originally, the two of them were the only cross talk combination on this stage, but today the two of them also saw it, before you, Zhang Xiaohua and Lin Feng also said cross talk, I don't know, what do the two of them say about their performance?" ”

Wu Bo's question is very sharp, after all, just now, Lin Feng almost publicly issued a "challenge".

Cao Wei frowned, he didn't expect that Wu Bo would suddenly ask this, he pondered for a moment, and he responded: "Xiaohua's work is very good, it is a very mature and innovative work, from the perspective of the work itself, it is really amazing!" ”

Cao Wei deserves to be an old fritter, and his answer is very artistic, not only did he not mention a word to Lin Feng, but also only praised the work, because he decided that this work could not be created by Lin Feng.

"Lao Cao, that's right, Xiaohua's works are really good, I'm happy that there is such an excellent creator in the cross talk industry, just now I was still talking to Lao Cao when I was backstage, I really want to know the author." He Tian took over and echoed.

And after listening to the responses of the two, Wu Bo smiled, of course he could hear the meaning of the words of the two, the two of them praised the work so much and did not mention the performances of Lin Feng and Zhang Xiaohua, it was nothing more than to express that even if the two really won, it was the credit of the work itself, and it had nothing to do with Lin Feng and Zhang Xiaohua.

Wu Bo is also an old fritter in the entertainment industry, if it was in the past, he would definitely not embarrass Cao Wei and He Tian on stage, but now their opposite is Lin Feng, Wu Bo really wants to pull the relationship with Lin Feng, after all, Lin Feng's coffee position is there, and there is such a diva fiancée as Qin Ruolin, so in Wu Bo's opinion, it is still very meaningful to have a good relationship with Lin Feng.

So, Wu Bo directly asked back: "Do you really think that cross talk between Xiaohua and Lin Feng is great?" ”

"Yes, very good."

"It's a rare excellent joke in recent years."

The two of them nodded.

Wu Bo smiled and continued to dig a pit: "So, the two of you really want to make friends with that author?" ”

"Of course, we'd love to make friends with the author."

"I don't rule out the possibility of follow-up cooperation, we all admire him."

Cao Wei and He Tian expressed their positions one after another.

Wu Bo nodded: "Actually, it's simple, the two of you will be able to meet the author in a while, and he will be in the common room where the competition ends in the comedian." ”

"Huh?" Cao Wei and He Tian were stunned, and an ominous premonition rose from the bottom of their hearts.

Sure enough, Wu Bo continued: "The author of "I Want to Be Happy" is Lin Feng himself. ”

"This ......"

"What the ......"

Hearing this, Cao Wei and He Tian were all embarrassed, speechless for a while, and there were 10,000 divine beasts rushing through in their hearts in an instant......

"Haha, I'm laughing to death......"

"Uncle Bo is too bad."

"This pit is dug, and it can't be prevented!"

“……”

The audience who didn't laugh when they heard Cao Wei and He Tian's cross talk laughed out loud at this time, and Cao Wei and He Tian on the stage were even more embarrassed.

In the lounge, Lin Feng and Zhang Xiaohua also smiled.

"Wu Bo, it's too bad." Zhang Xiaohua whispered.

"A wise man knows right from wrong, and distinguishes between good and evil." Lin Feng said with a smile.

"Come on, help you to distinguish between right and wrong, good and evil?" Zhang Xiaohua pursed her lips.

Lin Feng shrugged: "That's not it, Wu Bo is really good, you can have more contact in the future, he's not particularly popular now, right?" There's a chance to help him. ”

"Cut, do people need your help? People are film and television actors, do they want to play football with you? Zhang Xiaohua pursed her lips.

Lin Feng's eyes rolled, and he smiled: "Sister Hua, you have to believe in my strength, believe it or not, I will direct a movie, let you and Wu Bo star, and it will be a hit!" ”

"Okay, the more you talk about it, the more mysterious it becomes, do you still want to be a director? It's still a fire, why don't you go to heaven!! Zhang Xiaohua glanced at Lin Feng unceremoniously, she only thought Lin Feng was bragging.

Lin Feng bared his teeth and smiled: "Don't believe it? ”

"Believe you, I'm crazy!" Zhang Xiaohua pursed her lips.

"Come on, when I have time to spare my efforts, I have to direct a movie, I don't invite others, just use you and Wu Bo to see if it's popular!" Lin Feng said with a determined face.

"Okay, okay, then I'll wait, I'll keep it for you, after so long, no one is really looking for me to be the heroine, whether it's popular or not, I've been addicted to the heroine first." Zhang Xiaohua grinned, she just thought she was joking with Lin Feng.

…… (To be continued.) )