"Oops, don't you know that villains always die of talking?"

Seeing some arrogant earth spirits, Longquan Qixing pouted with his backhand sword in his hand. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Dao Ye, I've met a lot of stupid people like you so far, obviously enough time to be able to kill the other party before the protagonist amplifies the seed and then continue his very promising cause of causing trouble in the world, but it always turns out that there is a lot of balabala nonsense and gives the protagonist enough time to fight back, do you say these villain bosses are stupid? You're not the protagonist who talks a lot and can only hit the street, and the only one who can rely on the mouth cannon to be mentally retarded is the only one who can be mentally retarded every second...... balabala…… balabala……”

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The earth spirit was embarrassed: "Why, the poor monk thinks that you have more words than the poor monk?" ”

Mu Yue, who was combined with the fish intestines, flipped the Longquan Seven Star Fan to the ground with a paper fan, and then smiled at the earth spirit: "This kid has been a little crazy recently, please don't mind." ”

"The poor monk won't mind, and the poor monk who talks more than him hasn't heard of it. Before the poor monk, there was a word named Tang Sanzang, it is said that he relied on the broken urging to make the Son of Heaven at that time issue a wanted warrant for sea fishing......"

Let me go, is Master Sanzang wanted by Li Shimin because he talked too much?

(In real history, Tang Xuanzang was indeed wanted by the sea and QWQ)

"In addition, the disciples of the poor monks back then also talked a lot."

Mu Yue and Earth Spirit glanced at each other, sympathizing with each other, and sighed at the same time.

"It seems that you are not easy either......"

After saying this sentence at the same time, Mu Yue and the earth spirit looked at each other and smiled.

"Would you like a drink?"

"Poor monks don't drink."

"You're not a real monk anyway."

"Hehe (the poor monk doesn't want to talk to you, and he replies to you) hehe......"

Bang bang.

Wen Gulan's forehead was covered with green tendons, and she couldn't help it anymore, she jumped up and slapped Mu Yue's head.

"Enough of it! We are still enemies, right? Is it really good for you to talk and laugh with each other like this? ”

"Ah Yue has grown up, has his social skills broken through the sky to the point where he can talk to the earth spirits who are enemies? Mom, I'm so pleased. ”

"Over there! This is obviously crooked, right!? ”

Wen Gulan, who was pointing at Zhongli Meiyi, jumped to her feet angrily.

"Huh? Isn't that something to talk about? Why do humans hurt each other? ”

Wen Gulan, who was holding her forehead with her hands, had already given up treatment.

The more Di Ling and Mu Yue talked, the happier they became, and the two of them were almost close together.

"If you look at it this way, you don't look so hateful!"

"Ahaha...... The poor monk also fascinated thousands of little nuns back then! ”

The two laughed and reached out to each other, as if ready to shake each other.

And then—

Poof! Poof!

Mu Yue looked down at the sharp blade that the miasma that pierced his waist was turned into the other party.

The earth spirit raised his eyebrows and looked at the short sword in Mu Yue's hand that pierced his chest.

“…… Ha, what do you mean by that? ”

"The poor monk was about to ask you."

"What about the most basic trust between people?"

"The poor monk is no longer human."

"I didn't expect you to be such an earth spirit."

"The poor monk didn't expect you to be such a human being."

Poof! Poof!

They pulled their blades out of each other's bodies, and they both jumped backwards at the same time to distance themselves.

Looking at the scene in front of them, they seemed to feel a crow flying overhead.

Fools, fools......

After all, the earth spirit is not a real human body, and even if it is stabbed through the chest, it will recover quickly.

On the contrary, it was Mu Yue, although she became a slut...... No, I'm saying that I became a sword man by merging with the fish intestines, but the human part still accounts for the majority.

Therefore, although the wound on the waist did not spurt out blood under the rapid healing of spiritual power, it was not immediately healed.

"Oops, it looks like the battle plan of [borrowing the conversation to make this idiot let his guard down and stab him to death] has failed......"

After seeing that the wound was basically fine and would not affect her movements, Mu Yue tilted her head and looked distressed.

Wen Gulan: "This kind of plan can be effective, so there is a ghost!" ”

“………… No, I think judging from the stabbing of the earth spirit just now, maybe it really works. Zhongli Meiyi disagreed, "If only there was a poison on your sword that could directly cause your spiritual power to collapse at that time!" ”

"That's right!"

Combined with the fish intestines, in addition to becoming dirty, Mu Yue's eyes lit up as he began to do everything in his combat style.

Staring at Earth Spirit Mu Yue with great interest, he said, "Hey, should we do it all over again if what happened just now didn't happen?" ”

“…… Are you an idiot for me? ”

"So you're not!"

Mu Yue had a terrifying expression of "you are not mentally retarded".

"Then there's no way, let's go up together and beat him up!!"

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"What, master, why didn't you shout that sentence yourself?"

After Mu Yue finished speaking, everyone didn't move.

Shangyang, who had been cold for a long time, turned his head and stared at Mu Yue in a cold sweat.

"Didn't I wait for you to attract firepower, and then we'll go and make up for the heads?"

Mu Yue's face was serious and serious, as if she was saying some high-spirited and touching lines.

So everyone looked at it with disdain - of course, the turtle would be slow...... It's just a simple natural stay that will slow down.

"Pss......ss It's a shame that you guys don't become funny artists! ”

The Earth Spirit finally couldn't help but raise his head and laugh.

However, after laughing, this guy suddenly paused as if someone had choked his neck.

"So, why don't you have a long memory? I was stabbed like this just now, and now I'm dealing with it in the same way, you're actually here to be funny, right? ”

Mu Yue looked at the earth spirit who was stabbed through the neck and lower abdomen by Di Qi and Meng Xuan, and tilted his head proudly with both hands on his chest.

“…………！！”

This time, the earth spirits really couldn't say anything.

Emperor Qi and Mengxuan are Excalibur.

After they pierced the body of the earth spirit, their own divinity immediately exploded.

The filthy spiritual power in the body of the earth spirit immediately began to run wild uncontrollably.

"This ...... This ......"

Turning his head with difficulty, the earth spirit found that the wandering magician trio who had been entangled with Emperor Qi, Mengxuan and Gong Xingyun at the beginning had been tied up into zongzi and folded into a hill at this time, and Gong Xingyun was sitting on it looking at him triumphantly.

"Useless ......"

The Earth Spirit grinned.

“…… Actually, this is not the core of the poor monk at all...... As long as the core is still there......"

"Oh? Do you mean this? ”

Mengzhu's voice suddenly sounded.

Stunned, looking at Mengzhu, who was still in the state of a spirit child, and Meng Zhu, who was still in the state of a spirit child, opened his mouth and looked confused.

"Now, what else do you have to say?"

Mu Yue looked at the earth spirit, gently patted the other party's cheek with the short sword in his hand and asked with a smile.

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poi~~~

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