Chapter 59: Really ruthless
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The whole village seems to have gotten used to the rhythm of being scooped up from the bed every three or five times, and in the middle of the night, the ground shook again, and the slightest worry about whether the hand that knocked on the door was made of meat, didn't it hurt?
When Liu Tiangang went to open the door, Diao's cloak rushed into Sisi's bedroom, and woke Sisi up like shaking a rag doll.
"Sisi, wake up, something is wrong, you can't live, you wake up quickly."
"Ahh
"I can't live, you don't hurry up, don't worry, this time the milk won't ask you for money, you should get up quickly."
"Milk, don't worry, even if our relationship is not good, if you stretch your legs now, I will definitely buy you a thick-skinned coffin, so that you can be as safe as soil, and I will never let you bury me with a reed sweep." I'm a good person. ”
Diao's family was so angry that he almost turned his back on it, the broken child is really filial, you are filial piety when you die, and the old lady wants to enjoy it when she is alive.
"Little bastard, can't you wish me a little better? Don't you have that honey that tries to tell the truth? You give me some. ”
"Oh, dear." Sisi pounded the bed board vigorously, "Don't you want to drink some honey?" Whatever my mother wants, can she not steal me from you. What are you doing in the middle of the night and making the whole village uneasy? ”
Diao stomped his feet, "You heard from my grandmother, an old fairy came to the village, said that he watched the sky at night and found the three-star Gongyue, so he came to find it, and said that our family wants to have great blessings."
However, there is a bad star, a villain, and he said that he would let me pay fifty taels and help me get a star in a French way.
You can rest assured, milk this time regardless of your medicine money, milk with a coffin book. This time, your second uncle, your brother, and your uncle's high school are nailed, and I can't let you touch this blessing.
Hurry up and get me the honey, I see that he is telling the truth and a lie. ”
"Ah, really", Sisi rubbed her eyes vigorously, "Then if you are so sure, that, mother, take a silver ticket of one hundred taels for grandma." ”
"No, I don't want money, I have it." Diao Shi jumped high, "Just give me honey." ”
"Milk, that's your pension money, you can't use it, using your pension money shows that our children and grandchildren are not filial piety, mother, hold on."
"Don't, don't take ——。" Diao's family was almost mad, "Little bastard, you hurry up and find honey, I'm really not here to ask for silver, now I want to touch the blessings of our family's talented father, no way." ”
"Done."
I had fun watching it again, and I didn't squeeze Diao's anymore, "Milk, take me to the kitchen, you go fast, the faster the star, the better, you can't miss the time." ”
"Eh, eh."
The moon is dark and the wind is high, cough cough, the moon is bright and the stars are sparse, a human voice flashed in front of the dilapidated Dragon King Temple, the door of the broken temple creaked open, and a figure ran out of it, hugging the leg of the figure in front of him.
"It's not that easy to run."
A figure came out of the temple again, "Hand over the money." ”
"Let go, or don't blame me for being unkind." The man who was holding his leg roared, "Aren't you afraid that I will burn you to death with the true fire of samadhi?" ”
"Less nonsense, hand over the money."
"I'm your uncle and grandfather."
"My father can't do it, this is the money I gave my father-in-law's son to test his fame, and it will be a lot to promise to give you three taels, and the greed is not enough, stick, on."
At this moment, all of a sudden, countless torches lit up in the surrounding wasteland, surrounding the three of them in the middle.
Diao's snort and rushed up, and Ping Pong gave the man a slap without saying a word, "Okay, you Niu Shi, you actually partnered with outsiders to cheat the family's money, where is Lao Tian's family sorry for you?" ”
The truth of the matter has been revealed, how can there be any old fairy of Laoshizi, it turned out to be a farce directed and acted by Niu's family, and there is a second stunned man who is an accomplice.
Niu's condition for him was to build him a more magnificent house than the Sisi family in the future.
If others don't believe it, he has several children of his own, he is a fart, but he believes it. He was very angry, and he didn't.
Liu helped the crying snot back home with a handful of tears, and cooked a bowl of hot noodle soup.
After all, he is an old man, and he has suffered such a big blow, so how can he fall into the well again. I just hope that her kindness will not feed the donkey's liver and lungs.
Diao Shi ate the two poached eggs on the top and threw the bowl away, "Give me eight more poached eggs, no more than ten poached eggs, don't make noodles." ”
"Eh, eh." Sisi hurriedly nodded and agreed, ten eggs are only enough to see the old woman playing monkey to make a lot of money, "Mother, twenty poached eggs, let the milk eat enough, and pack it for my master if you can't finish eating."
Milk, but you have to save some stomach, don't be sad, they're not good, I'm so wow, how about I stew ribs for you at noon? ”
"I don't eat pork ribs, I want to eat roast pig, champion roast pig", touched his nose with his sleeve, "Do you say I'm easy?"
I raised them, I was reluctant to eat or wear, and I didn't let her do anything, so I let her serve her children well.
That's good, even my coffin book has been calculated", Bang Bang beat his chest with his fist and stomped his foot, "Do you think they are worthy of my heart?" ”
Sisi laughed secretly in her heart, you deserve it, if you don't sell me, but be nice to me, I can't ignore you, now I know what kind of virtue your favorite people are.
"Milk, don't worry about your coffin, I'm still young, I'm trying my best to earn it for you, you just want to open it, take care of your body."
Don't you just want to eat a roast pig? I've got someone into town to buy it for you. Is that pork ribs eaten? If you don't eat it, I will let the mushrooms not be kept for me, and sell them to others. ”
"Eat, why don't you eat, roast pig eats in the morning, isn't there still afternoon?"
"Hahaha." Sisi pretended to smile honestly, "You're right, you can't treat your stomach badly if you treat anyone badly, and when you go back, be kind to the Niu family." ”
"Why ——??"
Diao was so angry that he almost didn't throw away the teacup, he didn't give up, the fruit tea in it was so delicious.
"Oh, my grandmother, the most important thing at the moment is not to mess up the morale of the army, why do you want my mother to come to me with you? I'm afraid you won't be able to hold your breath.
The ninety-nine steps of Foshan have been worshipped, and the silver has been spent, how can something go wrong at this juncture, don't you want to be a talented old lady? ”
Diao Shi woke up like a dream, yes, why didn't he expect it, looking at this bear child is really scheming.
"Milk understands, you ask your mother, why are the poached eggs not good, I really can't be angry, I can't be angry.
When my son is successful, hmph, I'll tell my son a better, younger, more obedient one, divorce her and don't want her, dare to cheat the old lady's money, she is bold.
But the old lady can't be so cheap for her, she has to give her a long memory. ”
Who does Diao want to give a long memory, that's really ruthless.