Chapter 316: Eating People Has a Short Mouth

"Well, I think so too, after all, I can't cook all the time as a super chef, so it's not bad to eat something else once in a while." Words * love * first * hair [big & book & bag & small & say & net. dashubao。 cc] "Li Cheng began to surpass his self-confidence and run in the direction of narcissism again.

"I'm dizzy! Can you take it all? Are you sure you want to be so narcissistic in front of Xiaojun? Lin Wanwan said speechlessly.

"People Xiaojun won't care, Xiaojun, are you right?" Li Cheng patted Zhou Xiaojun's head with a smile and said.

"Well...... It depends, if you're too narcissistic, I'll probably throw up. Zhou Xiaojun said to Li Cheng very seriously.

Li Cheng and Lin Wanwan were directly stunned, this Zhou Xiaojun was really funny when he spoke, Lin Wanwan couldn't help laughing directly, and even Li Cheng, who was said, couldn't help laughing.

"Haha, Li Cheng, have you seen it, your narcissism will make a child like Zhou Xiaojun vomit!" Lin Wanwan said with a smile.

Just when Li Chenggang wanted to bring two more classic narcissistic quotations to stimulate Lin Wanwan and Zhou Xiaojun, Wu Haotian stopped him, because the private room was ready, and he could go in and eat now.

Led by someone who looked like a foreman or manager, Li Cheng and his party came to a private room on the second floor of the hotel.

"Yo, this private room is so big, brother, you are really good, admire!" Lin Wanwan deliberately exaggerated after coming in.

"Haha, that's, don't look at who your brother and I are." Wu Haotian said very sè.

This private room is indeed not small, it can seat more than ten people, and I don't know what means Wu Haotian used and whose relationship he used to get such a large private room in such a busy hotel.

"Just give me all the specialties in your store, the most important thing is hot pot and barbecue, these two things are more!" Wu Haotian said to the manager who led them to the private room.

Today, Wu Dashao was so happy that he didn't even look at the menu, and he didn't need to order any more dishes, so he directly asked the family to get all the special dishes.

"Okay, no problem!" The manager immediately said respectfully and withdrew.

"How about everyone, are you satisfied with our private room?" Wu Haotian asked the big guy who looked at it very sè.

"Satisfied! Very satisfied, but there is one point, I think it is too big? Zhou Xiaojun was the first to stand up and said.

"Yo, you're a little guy, you're quite good at asking, I won't tell you, in fact, I originally wanted a small private room, which looks warm, but today there are people in the small private room, only this large private room has no people, in fact, if there are people in the small private room, even if it is booked, my brother can take you to sit today, but since there are people, we can't be too domineering, and it's not a matter to drive people away!" Wu Haotian explained.

"I really can't see it, you Wu Dashao is quite reasonable." Li Cheng said jokingly.

"Well, I've never been unreasonable." Wu Haotian began to sè again.

"Hey, I said can you stop sè, you're going to sè seven or eight times this time!" Lin Wanwan said very disdainfully.

"What's wrong with my gotta sè? I'm willing to sè, whatever! You still care about other people's shit and fart! Wu Haotian said nonchalantly.

"Haha!" Zhou Xiaojun was directly amused by Wu Haotian's nonchalant words, and a mouthful of water that he hadn't swallowed was sprayed directly, fortunately, there was no one in front of him, so he had to let him spray all over his body.

Zhou Xiaojun sprayed, and the big guys laughed, and the atmosphere was very harpy!

Because of Wu Haotian, a face-saving young master, they not only got a private room when the hotel was so busy, but also began to serve them food not long after ordering.

Everyone was very happy to eat this meal, although whether it was hot pot, meat skewers or home-cooked dishes, it was not as delicious as Li Cheng's cooking, but compared to going to other restaurants, it was definitely one of the best, and Li Cheng had never made hot pot at home, Lin Wanwan and Wu Haotian's taste for hot pot had not been dominated by the delicacy made by Li Cheng, so at least hot pot was the best they had eaten so far.

And the most hilarious person to eat must be Zhou Xiaojun, who is even more hilarious than when Li Cheng and Lin Wanwan took him to eat KFC at noon.

Originally, after watching Zhou Xiaojun eat hamburgers and chicken thighs at noon, Li Cheng also thought that KFC was Zhou Xiaojun's favorite, but now it seems that KFC can only take a back seat, and hot pot and meat skewers are his favorites.

"Xiaojun, I see that you like to eat so much, next time my brother will bring you here to eat!" Wu Haotian looked at Zhou Xiaojun's joyful eating, and he was also very happy in his heart, and said with a smile.

"Okay, thank you, uncle!" Zhou Xiaojun was not polite to Wu Haotian, and nodded directly and said happily.

However, his "thank you, uncle" still stimulated Wu Haotian.

Wu Haotian said speechlessly: "I said Zhou Xiaojun, did you mean it, why do you keep calling me uncle?" I told you, I'm your Wanwan sister's cousin, your sister calls me brother, what do you say you should call me? ”

"Uh...... I don't know, I just look at age to distinguish what it's called. Zhou Xiaojun said with a very innocent look.

"No, then I'm not too old, not much older than your brother Li Cheng!" Wu Haotian is also innocent.

"Well, if you really think you're still young, then I'll call you brother reluctantly." Zhou Xiaojun is taking other people's soft hands and eating other people's short mouths, just like now, although Zhou Xiaojun still wants to call Uncle Wu Haotian in his heart, but look at the delicious food on this table, it is better to call it brother, and the one who knows the times is Junjie.

"What do you mean if I really think I'm young? Am I young in the first place, okay? Wu Haotian was even more speechless, how did Zhou Xiaojun's words sound like he was actually very old, but his heart was not old? I'm not old at all, okay? I'm still very young, isn't I young in my twenties?

Zhou Xiaojun was about to collapse Wu Haotian, and he even began to wonder if for today's children, is it true that being in their twenties is equal to an old man?

But if this is the case, then Li Cheng and Lin Wanwan are also old people, why doesn't Zhou Xiaojun say that they are old and don't call them uncles and aunts?

Is it just Zhou Xiaojun simply discriminating against himself? That's not good, you can't kill or humiliate, you can't be looked down upon, you have to come back!

"Good, good! You're already young! Zhou Xiaojun stuffed meat into his mouth and muttered indistinctly.

"Yes! That's pretty much it, I'm already young! Wu Haotian nodded with satisfaction and said.

"Lao Wu, the real youth does not need the affirmation of others, you always want Xiaojun to admit that you are very young, in fact, it is because you have a weak heart and low self-esteem, and you feel that you are no longer young in your heart, so you will let Xiaojun say that you are young." Li Cheng deliberately stimulated Wu Haotiandao.

"I said, village chief, you just came to stimulate me as soon as my mood was balanced here, right? Aren't you afraid that I will say bad things about you in front of my aunt and uncle, and ruin the good things for you and my sister? Wu Haotian's tone was very sè, and his expression was very treacherous, as if he had caught Li Cheng's handle.

"What nonsense are you talking about? What good things about me and Li Cheng that you can destroy? Lin Wanwan was a pun, she didn't know that Wu Haotian already knew about her and Li Cheng, so on the one hand, she was surprised that Wu Haotian would say that he wanted to destroy her and Li Cheng's good deeds? Surprised, did he already know that he was with Li Cheng?

On the other hand, she is also saying that anything between herself and Li Cheng cannot be destroyed by others.

"Oh my good sister, what's wrong? You still plan to pretend in front of me, I sue you, I know everything about you and Li Cheng, what else are you pretending to be, I will definitely support the two of you together, so you can rest assured and boldly tell my brother about it, no need to hide it. Wu Haotian said with a look of understanding very well.

After hearing this, Lin Wanwan didn't ask Li Cheng if he was the Wu Haotian he sued, but said a little embarrassedly: "I didn't plan to hide it, you know it, anyway, I plan to sue you." ”

"Actually, I already knew, you two will definitely be together, the last time I went to Baimahe Village, you look at your eyebrows, if that is not a symbol of the two of you want to be together, then I, a love expert, can retire!" Wu Haotian said very sè.

"Hehe, you're a love killer, right? Count for yourself, how many girls' love have you killed? Li Cheng laughed and teased.

"Hey, don't say that about me...... Hey, wait, the title of love killer seems to be pretty cool, okay, then I'll call it love killer, specializing in killing other people's love! Wu Haotian was quite satisfied with the title of love killer, and said excitedly.

Lin Wanwan and Li Cheng were very speechless about Wu Haotian's words, this person is really weird, obviously a good person, but he is willing to do something about the love of other girls, I really can't tell whether this Wu Haotian is really a good person or a fake bad person!

Looking at Zhou Xiaojun again, after putting down a meat skewer in his hand, he looked at Li Cheng and Lin Wanwan, and said, "Aren't your families already a couple when they met me?" ”

When he said this, Zhou Xiaojun was not childish at all, nor was he embarrassed at all, as if Li Cheng and Lin Wanwan were chatting about home.

But this sounds a bit funny to Li Cheng, a thirteen-year-old child, talking about lovers and other issues with adults will make people think it's very funny.