"Chapter 54: Tank Robbery"

On Saturday, Wang Erwu had a rare sleep, at two o'clock in the afternoon, he opened his eyes in a daze, as usual, he likes to go to the balcony first to breathe fresh air, Wang Erwu picked up the guitar, and began to entertain himself...... In the blink of an eye, three hours passed.

"The vast world is my ......" The mobile phone rang, and it was Qin Yuwei calling.

Wang Erwu pressed to answer, "Yuwei, hehe, you haven't seen each other for a day, so you miss me?" ”

"yes, it's been a long time since I've seen free-range monkeys." On the other end of the phone, Qin Yuwei said with a smile.

"You're the monkey, why are you talking like the one who "shakes the red envelope" now? ”

"Just kidding, dinner together in the evening? Xiaohan will come. ”

Wang Erwu's eyes widened excitedly, and then he became very disappointed again, "Yuwei, I went to the village, and now the handsome guy has become a sling, completely poor, and he can't even afford to buy rice when he has no rice at home......"

"Wouldn't it? So pitiful? If I don't call, you're not going to starve to death at home, are you? ”

"Almost, I drew a night of baked cakes on paper last night, so I carried the hunger, hehe."

"Okay, since you're back, naturally I'll please, so I'll wash the dust for you. You get ready, I'll come downstairs and pick you up. ”

After hanging up the phone, Wang Erwu began to prepare in a hurry, and he was naturally very happy to be able to eat with the goddess.

HSBC Building, a small restaurant, the taste here is really good, but unfortunately the location is relatively partial, there is no popularity.

Wang Erwu and Qin Yuwei walked into the restaurant box, and Lin Zichen and Lin Xiaohan arrived.

"Isn't this Mr. Ze?" Wang Erwu walked over to say hello, then glanced at Qin Yuwei, and then said, "You guys have developed fast enough that even our family reunion Fan Ze has attended?" Ha ha. ”

"Two-five! Shut up! Wait for Mr. Lin to be unhappy, let you get out of here at any time and go home hungry......" Qin Yuwei said.

"Don't, my image, I don't want to go out to beg, I may be discovered by scouts at any time and become the second "sharp" brother. ”

"You're sharper than Brother Sharp! Maybe the scout hasn't arrived yet, and the household administration office will invite you back as a missing person......"

"Yuwei, you have crossed the river and demolished the bridge, I think at the beginning, didn't I say that you and Mr. Lin have husband and wife, are you so fast? Counting, I'm also a matchmaker, I have to give a pair of shoes, right? Wang Erwu said with a smile.

"yes, I'll send you a pair of running shoes, so you can get out of here!"

Lin Xiaohan felt very warm when she saw the two bickering, she rarely felt like this for so long, maybe as Wang Erwu said before, this is a small family, there is no mutual suspicion, no intrigue, only sincere "family affection".

"Goddess, that bastard of flowers didn't bother you anymore, did he?" Wang Erwu asked with concern.

"The phone calls didn't call, the text messages were sent all the time." Lin Xiaohan replied.

"Then, that uncle, he's not jealous? He doesn't care? ”

Lin Xiaohan was a little sad, so he was silent.

Qin Yuwei hurriedly said, "Okay, it's rare for everyone to get together today and have some fun." Twenty-five, tell me what bad things you have done in the village. ”

"Am I doing something bad? Look at my face, even if I make movies, I must be a positive character, can I be the one who does bad things? I went to learn from Lei Feng to help the farmer find the missing cattle, help them farm, wash clothes, carry water, and so on, all of which I commanded the children in the village to do! As soon as I went, the village appointed me as a member of the Literature and Art Committee, and everyone affectionately called me, Commissar Wang. ”

Lin Xiaohan sneered, "Just you?" Also the literary and artistic commissioner? Literary and artistic youths can be counted, but you really can't imagine being a member of the literary and artistic committee, conducting a trio of chickens, ducks and geese? Hehe. ”

"Yes, if you smile for less than ten years, you look much better when you smile than with a straight face." Wang Erwu said stupidly.

In fact, Lin Xiaohan herself knows that only with Wang Erwu can she completely release herself, and she doesn't know what kind of feeling she feels about Wang Erwu now, if she really wants to position, spare tire? Not counted. Punching bag? Not necessarily. Bad feelings xΓΉ recycle bin? This is more appropriate.

"Hey, hey! Not late, right? There was a voice behind that made Wang Erwu feel terrifying, it was really Lin Ruoxi. This voice has been with him for more than ten days, Wang Erwu is very familiar, this voice is like a demon haunting Wang Erwu, like Conan, Conan is where to die, Lin Ruoxi is where to run out of food.

Lin Ruoxi moved a stool, forcibly squeezed between Wang Erwu and Lin Xiaohan, and sat down next to Wang Erwu. In this room, in addition to Lin Ruoxi's brother Lin Zichen, Lin Ruoxi's most familiar person is Wang Erwu, she didn't want to disturb the sweetness of her brother and Qin Yuwei, so she chose to stick to Wang Erwu's side.

"What are you doing? Are you a mosquito? So sticky? Wang Erwu moved the stool to the side.

"What's wrong? You're a bedbug, you're glad that someone is willing to sit with you, let alone a big beauty like me! I don't feel disgusted yet, but you hate me? Lin Ruoxi's eyes are more powerful than Sakuragi's in "Slam Dunk", and he can indeed kill people.

"Woman, you're mistaken. How could I dislike you. Even if I had this heart, I wouldn't have the courage. Wang Erwu's face was full of innocence.

Seeing a beautiful woman who was not weaker than herself sitting next to Wang Erwu at all, and she was so intimate, Lin Xiaohan felt a little uncomfortable in her heart, and was about to say something, but was interrupted by the waiter who served the food.

"Two-five! I haven't eaten for a few days, why don't you hurry up? Qin Yuwei said with a smile.

"Oh? Have you not eaten in a few days? Why? Lin Zichen was inexplicable.

"He, he's done all the money for charity, and he doesn't have any living expenses on him, I really don't know what he thinks in his head." Qin Yuwei said.

When Lin Ruoxi heard this, she couldn't help lowering her head, because this brainless person was not only Wang Erwu, but also herself.

"I would have had ten bucks! Originally, I changed some food and prepared to sleep in the spring or something, but the security in this village is really bad! It's so miserable! It's simply lawless, there is no royal law! I was halfway there, and I actually met a robber! Wang Erwu wiped his tears aggrievedly.

"Robbery? You're a big man going to be robbed? Qin Yuwei asked in disbelief.

"He's a practitioner! I heard that since I was a child, I have practiced the highest level of the eighteen palms of dragon descending, and recently I have studied the nineteenth palm by myself, and I will soon break through and upgrade the twentieth palm! That's it! I can still bear it! But the other side still has weapons! Heavy weapons! Did you know that you came in a tank to grab it? That tank, mighty! The key is speed, the speed of light! Take a break, and the things in my hands will be gone, and I can't prevent it! ”

"Hehe, really? Is that an exaggeration as you say? ”

"Really, trutruly, truer than pearls! I don't believe you're asking. ”

Everyone put their eyes on Lin Ruoxi's body, Ruoxi smiled, "It's served, let's eat it!" Otherwise, it will be cold for a while. So he picked up his chopsticks and began to eat.

Wang Erwuyi was stunned, "What's the situation?" I saw Lin Ruoxi holding the dishes in her hand, and sending them into her mouth in small bites.

Wang Erwu pinched her face, "Does it hurt?" ”

"Nonsense! Of course it hurts! Lin Ruoxi looked at Wang Erwu angrily.

"If it hurts, isn't it a dream? Isn't this scientific? I have to open Baidu to search, when will whales forage more gently? After a moment, Wang Erwu shouted, "I can't find it!" You can't find it, you know? I wonder if this whale is crazy? A hunger strike is tantamount to indirect suicide! ”

Lin Ruoxi glared at Wang Erwu, "Do you want me to see your mother tomorrow?" ”

When Wang Erwuyi heard this, he immediately became honest, "Miss Lin, I'll help you add tea......"