Chapter 22 The melon-eating Daogu who doesn't know the truth has fallen in love with fish intestines
"Wait, wait, ah, ahββ!!!!"
Mu Yue and the turtle were respectively held on their shoulders by Uncle Tai.
Uncle Hei Chao was able to run several meters away with every step, if it weren't for Mu Yue's body being trained and the turtle body being a sword, the two of them would have spit out in the mixed attack brought by high-speed movement and violent bumps at this time, right?
However, even so, Mu Yue still felt very uncomfortable.
The ground bump is called an earthquake, the car bump is called a car (mythical beast) earthquake, and the immediate bump is called a horse earthquake, so what is this situation called now?
Is it a human shock?
It always feels like it's bad......
Compared to Mu Yue's discomfort, the turtle seemed to have no pressure at all, with a stunned expression on his face from beginning to end, and naturally he didn't realize that there was anything wrong with being carried on the street like this.
Not only that, but the stupid hair on her head with her head facing forward always maintained a radar state, and made a popping sound to guide Tai Shu'an's direction.
After passing through several streets, with the guidance of the Turtle Radar, Taishu An soon noticed that there was a group of people surrounding not far ahead.
"Wooh! It's the front - grunt............"
The turtle happily opened his mouth and was about to say that he had found it, but because the wind poured into his mouth, he bit his tongue and let out a wail with teary eyes.
Uncle An's arms shook slightly, and Mu Yue and the turtle were lifted up by a gentle force and gently placed on the ground.
Seeing the scene of Uncle Tai An jumping up and smashing into the crowd halfway with billowing smoke and dust, Mu Yue suddenly panicked and pulled the turtle to follow.
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"It's a feeling...... What is it......
The hot, moist breath from his mouth sprayed on his palm.
The body began to exude an alluring peach-colored aura, and Wuxia stared blankly at the fish intestines in front of him.
"Picking the Bitter Harvest...... Ju Nanshan treats the beloved ......"
Inexplicably, Wuxia suddenly thought of this sentence in her heart.
Looking at the fish intestines in front of her, the girl in the cherry blossom skirt seemed to have turned into a good family that appeared with the sound of the piano in Wuxia's eyes at this time.
"This ...... Is that my beloved? β
Although she didn't quite understand what was going on in Wuxia, Yu Gu's instinct told her that it was better for her to get out of here quickly.
Thinking like this, the girl gave up her intention to extinguish her mouth, looked at the people who gradually surrounded her, and prepared to turn around and leave with Saeko Kashima.
And thenβ
"Who dares to arrest my Taishu An's student!??"
A dark shadow suddenly jumped over everyone's heads and slammed into the fish intestines.
"Who!?"
"Who is it!?"
Like a beast in the wilderness, Uncle An, who exuded a vicious aura, arched his body, his arms were spread out and his five fingers were clawed, and his mouth was spewing hot air, even if he was wearing sunglasses, he could feel that his eyes were definitely red at this time.
"I ...... Committing a Buddhist precept ......"
"He was expelled from his own ......"
"Now! Someone would dare to arrest my Uncle An's student!? β
"You're killing yourself!!!"
With his eyes on the fish intestines, Uncle Tai stepped forward and grabbed the placket of the girl who was caught off guard and lifted it up.
"Is that you!? Are you going to catch my precious student!? β
"Ahh
The fish intestine, who didn't understand what was going on at all, looked confused.
Wuxia was immersed in her own imagination, and suddenly saw that the fish intestine was caught by Uncle Tai An, and she was immediately furious.
With a bang, a long sword appeared in the hand of the girl Daojun, the tip of the sword pointed at Taishu An, and Wuxia shouted: "Idiot! Let go of my beloved!! β
A sword stabbed out.
Uncle Tai An turned his head and said "um", threw away the fish intestines in his hand, and straightened his chest to meet the long sword stabbed by Wuxia.
Dingββ!!
The long sword stabbed on Taishu An's chest seemed to have stabbed gold and iron.
In Wuxia's stunned eyes, the sharp long sword actually only pierced Uncle An's suit, but it didn't cause him any damage.
Not only that, but a burst of golden light suddenly erupted on the surface of Tai Shu'an's body, and the whole person of Wuxia and the sword flew out together.
Looking down at the broken suit on his chest, Uncle An laughed.
The black gas emitted suddenly made the surrounding group of melon-eating people who didn't know the truth retreat.
Grabbing his clothes with both hands, with the sound of "tearing" and tearing, Uncle Tai An's clothes were torn off in the posture of Wang β Billy.
"Ah, β I'm going to β kill β you β!"
Mu Yue, who had just squeezed through the crowd with the turtle and came to the front, immediately squirted out when he saw this.
"I'll it! There are two ribbon fish tattooed on the arm, a big mackerel on the chest, a tiger shark on the back, and a salted fish on the stomach, are you really a people's teacher!??? β
- With his tattoo, it is strange that he will not be expelled from Buddhism......
"Wooh! Look, host! Sister Fish intestine and sister Kashima! β
Following the direction pointed by the turtle, Mu Yue found the fish intestines who didn't understand the situation at all and Saeko Kashima, who was still lying unconscious on the ground, and ran over immediately.
first helped Saeko Kashima up, and then asked the fish intestines, "What's the matter?" β
Holding Saeko Kashima in one hand and handing it to the turtle, and pointing to Wuxia who was wrestling β with Uncle An with the other, Wangshu asked, "Is that person the one who captured Kashima-san?" β
"No, no, no, no!"
When asked by Mu Yue, the fish intestine that came back to his senses hurriedly shook his head.
"It's not her! It's another person! It's run away! β
"I'll goβ"
Mu Yue suddenly slapped his forehead with a palm, and then shouted loudly at Uncle Tai'an's back:
"Teacher, don't be impulsive! That's not the murderer! Let's play the Gwent card first, calm down! β
ββ¦β¦ Ha? β
Uncle An, who was about to make a friendship fist, suddenly stopped, maintained a punching posture and turned his head to look at Mu Yue.
At the same time, Wuxia, who saw that Mu Yue seemed to know fish intestines, also calmed down, put away her sword and stood, but her eyes were still not good when she looked at Uncle Tai.
- Apparently still minding Tai Shu'an's behavior towards the fish intestines just now.
"Teacher, the ...... She's a fish intestine, and I asked her to go to school to protect Kashima-san, and then Kashima-san was caught so the fish intestine chased after her, and the person who really captured Kashima-san has already run away......"
"Oh?"
Uncle Tai An nodded, and then pointed at Wuxia.
"Who is this man?"
"That's just a melon-eating aunt who doesn't know the truth......"
"Who is the melon-eating aunt who doesn't know the truth!"
Wuxia screamed angrily, and then suddenly stepped forward and hugged the arm of the fish intestine.
"The concubine is a virtuous helper of my family!"
Mu Yue: "......"
Fish intestines: "...... Ouch? β
Turtle: "...... Huh? β
Uncle Tai: "...... I'm starting to get started. β
Saeko Kashima: "ZZZZZZZZZZ......"