Deng Shuang opened his eyes in a daze and found himself lying on Wang Erwu's bed, revealing a satisfied smile. Because today is Saturday, she walked down from the bed and found that Wang Erwu was still sleeping soundly in the next room, the so-called lover's eyes were out of Xi Shi, although the image of Wang Erwu sleeping was no different from those wanderers who spent the night lying on the park chair, but in Deng Shuang's eyes, he felt that he was very cute.

Deng Shuang quietly walked to him, picked up a handful of hair, and fiddled with his face, Wang Erwu happened to be dreaming, suddenly felt itchy on his face, opened his eyes in a daze, and saw that there was suddenly one more person in front of the bed, and was taken aback, because Deng Shuang was holding a handful of his hair in his hand, so the long hair covered half of her face, which perfectly presented the image of Sadako who had just crawled out of the TV.

"Hell!" Wang Erwu shouted, but in just a few seconds, he immediately realized that the other party was not Deng Shuang, who else would be, in order to avoid the escalation of the conflict, Wang Erwu wisely closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep.

"Wang Erwu! Who the hell do you say? Deng Shuang scolded angrily, seeing that Wang Erwu closed his eyes and didn't speak, so he was anxious, "It won't be that he was stunned, right?" Then he kept shaking Wang Erwu's body.

Wang Erwu's eyes opened a slit, thinking about what kind of dialogue he should say when he woke up at this time, "Big star? Why are you here? It's so nice to see you! I just had a nightmare that five imps were going to catch me and scared me to death...... When I see you, I'm reassured......"

"It's okay, it's okay, it's just a dream......" Deng Shuang also breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately he didn't scare him out himself.

Both of them secretly admired their ingenuity in their hearts...... So the matter passed relatively harmoniously......

The two of them pounded for a long time, and the washing work was over. Deng Shuang insisted on shouting for Wang Erwu to take her out for a walk, with the last time she hid from the world, Deng Shuang relaxed her vigilance, she felt that maybe she was walking on the road in a dignified manner, and no one really knew her, besides, even if she recognized it, she was willing to make her relationship with Wang Erwu public, as for what kind of consequences those scandals would bring, she didn't think about it at all. But Wang Erwu didn't think so, it was a big night last time, and I went to the game hall again, and it was not strange that no one recognized it, but Deng Shuang was a big star after all, and it was really not easy to go shopping on the road, and it was really not easy not to be recognized. So Wang Erwu still thinks that if you have to go shopping, narrow down the scope and just walk around the community.

"You big stars, do you usually do sports?" Wang Erwu asked curiously.

"Don't always be a big star or a big star, I'm your girlfriend, you can call me Shuang'er."

"No, I still have to think of a nickname for you, calling you by your name when you walk on the road will attract other people's attention." Wang Erwu pretended to think, "Look, my name is Erwu, why don't you call Sanliu?" ”

"No! We are not a calculator and we are not a multiplication table! Why do you have such a name, it's not good! ”

"Then call you a little sour?"

"What's a little acid?"

"It's not a thing! Call you. Oh, no, no, little acid is a thing, oops, I'm all dizzy by you, little acid is the nickname I gave you. ”

"But why is it called a little sour? It's sour to listen to...... Could it be that you want to express that I am the word Mei in your heart? Deng Shuang asked playfully.

"No, there's a good advertising slogan, it's sour! There's a cool word in your name, so it's just called Xiaosour, isn't it appropriate? Sweet and sour is me...... The feeling of first love. ”

"Then why don't you call me Sweetie?" Deng Shuang is still a little happy in her heart, being able to become Wang Erwu's first love, no matter what others think, at least she feels proud.

"I'm not the Bull Demon King, and you're not the Iron Fan Princess, it's so vulgar to be called Xiao Tiantian! Chinese literature is broad and profound, and the name must not only be meaningful, but also creative, so as not to share the same name with others...... I have a classmate who often has accidents because he doesn't get his name well! ”

"If you don't get a good name, there will be an accident?"

"Yes, his father's surname is Shen, and he is a soldier, so I hope he can become an excellent soldier in the future, so he named him Shen Jingbing, the meaning of this name is there, but it has the same name as "neurosis", as long as someone shouts his name on the street, neurosis! That classmate would smirk and look back and respond with infinite cooperation, hey! The surrounding crowd will run out in an instant...... The grumpy masses even started fighting! So for the sake of this name, he insisted on buying a few more accident insurance! When he bought the insurance, he also made a joke, because he didn't have a girlfriend at the time, and he resented his father's name for hurting him, so the beneficiary of the policy didn't know whose name was good, so he filled in his own name. The beneficiary of his insurance is himself, in case there is any accident, the insurance money that has been compensated has to be exchanged into huàn currency, which is troublesome, so it stands to reason that the insurance company is not allowed to buy it for himself, but at that time, the insurance officer was careless, and saw the word neurosis, and thought that this kid was a volunteer of the neuropathy care group, and bought his own insurance, and the beneficiary was the nation's neurosis, which was as great as donating organs after death, so when his head was hot, he was moved. So his own name was written on the insurance policy......"

"However, taking the name Britney will not lead to a beating, right?" Deng Shuang said.

"Hehe, I'll show you." Wang Erwu smiled weirdly and shouted at the grass, "Xiao Tiantian!" "A husky wagged its tail and ran up......

"Alright! You might as well call me a little sour! Deng Shuang's face was full of black lines.

"Okay, little acid, do you usually do sports?"

"Occasional runs, how about you?"

"Do you run fast when you occasionally square dance?" Wang Erwu came to be interested.

"If you don't play, you're generally fighting landlords."

"Who told you to play poker, I was asking you how fast you run? V=S/t, the one that divides the distance by the time, you know? ”

"Oh, it's okay."

"Well, that's good! You're a big star, and I won't question you in terms of acting, so let's put on a show, okay? Wang Erwu said with a smile.

"Acting? Looking at your expression, it's definitely not a good idea! ”

"Hey, it's just a scene, if the character is decent, there must be a villain, otherwise it will be out of balance? An excellent actor, when he plays a decent role, he must make people love from the heart, and when he plays a villain, he must make people hate from the heart. I haven't seen you play a villain, so I decided to exercise you! ”

"Yes, in fact, I also like to play a villain, but I haven't had a chance......"

"I'll go to the steamed bun shop opposite to buy a few steamed buns in a while, and then you will be responsible for playing the robber, and when I get the steamed buns, you will rush up at the right time, grab my steamed buns and run! You know? ”

"Robbers snatching buns? Crazy? This doesn't fit the logic of the plot! Deng Shuang retorted.

"What's wrong with the robbers snatching buns? Isn't he a robber? Wouldn't the robbers be hungry without breakfast? Robber, doesn't he have to grab buns when he's hungry? Don't forget, I'm a producer, don't question my script! ”

"This ...... It's not good, if you get caught, how embarrassing! Are you so poor that you don't have the money to buy a few buns? Didn't you cheat the driver a hundred yesterday? ”

"Oops, little sour! You're just spoiled! We only have a hundred dollars, can't we plan to use it? If you can save money on steamed buns, why not save it? ”

"Don't go! I want others to know that I grabbed buns, and I don't want to mix in the circle in the future! ”

"Then you don't eat breakfast, aren't you hungry?"

"Hungry! But you can't grab it if you're hungry! Do you understand that you don't eat the food that comes from the mouth? Deng Shuang gave him a blank look.

"There's a place where you can eat for free, I don't know if you'd like to." Wang Erwu looked ahead and was distracted.

"Free?"

"Well, do you see the big cart in front of you? The one with a red cross on it! ”

"See! Isn't that a gratuitous blood car? ”

"That's right! You go donate blood, hehe, in our place, after donating blood, everyone will be given a box of biscuits and a bottle of milk! Milk you keep for breakfast! Bring me the cookies, okay? Wang Erwu said seriously.

Deng Shuang ruthlessly left a row of fresh tooth marks on Wang Erwu's arm again......