Zhou Ding and the monkey scourge the peach, and the date of the peach festival has arrived. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The Queen Mother sent the Seven Fairies to pick the peaches, and the monkey learned from the mouths of the Seven Fairies; He was not invited to the peach event.

The monkey was furious, turned into several clones, stopped the various immortals who came to participate in the grand event, and tricked them into gathering in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.

After the gods were deceived, the monkey came to the peach festival alone, stunned the wrestlers and fairies who arranged the peach festival, and ate and drank the delicacies prepared for the festival by one person.

After Monkey I was full of food and drink, he conjured up a Qiankun bag and took away all the remaining fresh fruit fairy brew, and he planned to bring it back to Huaguo Mountain and give it to the children of Huaguo Mountain to taste.

The drunken monkey, under the guidance of a few 'inadvertent', came to the Tushi Palace.

Seeing the door plaque of the Tushi Palace, the monkey sobered up a little and muttered: "The Tushi Palace is located in the thirty-third day of Lihattian, which is the place of the alchemy of Taishang Laojun, how did I come here?" Anyway, I said I wanted to see Lao Jun a few days ago, but I have never been free, and today I have a fate here, so it's good to take a look at him by the way. ”

With this in mind, the monkey pushed open the gate of the Tushi Palace and called: "Laojun, Laojun? ”

The Tushi Palace was empty, the monkeys searched and searched, but they didn't find Taishang Laojun, and before they knew it, they walked into the gallbladder of Taishang Laojun.

Next to the Dan stove, there are five gourds placed on the left and right.

The monkey rolled his eyes, tiptoed to the Danzao, sneakily picked up a gourd, opened it and saw that it was full of golden pills.

The monkey muttered: "It is rumored that the elixir refined by Lao Jun is the treasure of the immortal family. Today, I have a fate to bump into this thing, while Lao Jun is not there, I will steal a few pills from him to try it......" After that, he picked up a gourd pill, like eating fried beans, and poured it into his stomach.

A few pills went down to the stomach, the medicinal power of the pill urged the wine, the drunkenness surged, the monkey was confused again, and there was only one thought left in his heart: eat!

After a short time, after the scourge of the monkeys eating and scattering, the five gourd elixir was completely empty.

The monkey suddenly came to his senses and exclaimed: "It's not good, it's not good, this disaster is bigger than stealing peaches, if you are found by Lao Jun, your life will be difficult to survive, hurry up!" "Ran out of the Tushi Palace, used a stealth method to escape from the body, and escaped from the heavenly court.

After the monkey left, Zhou Ding appeared in the Tushi Palace, and with a wave of his hand, all the elixirs spilled by the monkey were collected by him into the system space.

Roughly calculated, the pills spilled were by no means less than those eaten by monkeys.

Zhou Ding didn't know that his every move was all watched by Taishang Laojun.

Taishang Laojun showed a smug smile and muttered: "Mr. Zhou, the cause and effect I owe you is finally cleared!" ”

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Hearing what the monkey had done, the Jade Emperor was furious and shouted, "Li Jing! ”

Li Jing stepped forward and said, "The minister is here!" ”

Jade Emperor: "Quickly send 100,000 heavenly soldiers, lay a net of heaven and earth, and exterminate the demon monkey!" ”

Li Jing responded: "The minister obeys the order!" ”

Wuqu Xingjun played: "Your Majesty, the minister wants to participate in the performance!" ”

The Jade Emperor said: "Who? ”

"Your Majesty, do you still remember Zhou Houde in Li Jing's army who was placed some time ago?"

The Jade Emperor nodded and motioned for Wuqu Xingjun to continue.

Wuqu Xingjun continued: "As far as the minister knows, Zhou Houde has never been to the military camp, he has been living in the Great Sage Mansion, and he is in cahoots with that monkey, the minister suspects that stealing the peach, there must be a share of Zhou Houde, at least, he is also an insider!" ”

The Jade Emperor frowned and said, "There is such a thing? ”

Li Jing glared at Wuqu Xingjun hatefully, and said: "Back to Your Majesty, Zhou Houde has never led the army, and has adhered to the consistent precedent in the army; The minister planned to wait until he had participated in one or two battles and had some battlefield experience before arranging him a practical position. Recently, there has been no fighting, so he doesn't need to go to the army to report. ”

Nezha said: "Back to Your Majesty, Zhou Houde knows the monkey, why not borrow it for a while at the monkey's house?" If you have to ask for sin, then the Wuqu Xingjun who protects the monkey as Bi Ma Wen, and the Taibai Xingjun who protects the monkey as the Monkey King, should they all be asked? ”

The Jade Emperor nodded: "It makes sense...... then, as if he had thought of something, said: "This time to exterminate the demon monkey, bring Zhou Houde!" ”

Li Jing said: "The minister obeys the order!" ”

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Zhou Ding was dumbfounded when he got the news, what is going on?

If I go to deal with monkeys, it is tantamount to buying friends for glory, and if I act like this, what face will stand between heaven and earth?

Wuqu Xingjun of the dog, why did Lao Tzu offend you and keep staring at Lao Tzu?

Hum! I'll give you another credit in the ledger.

Since the Jade Emperor has made this will, I still have to go this time.

Now I am just a cultivator of Taiyi Golden Immortal, and I shouldn't need to play against the monkey of Jinxian cultivation.

Follow along, and when the time comes, let's do what you want!

The identity of the Heavenly Court camp may be able to help the monkeys......

Li Tian led 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals to lay eighteen nets of heaven and earth, and surrounded Huaguo Mountain.

The Four Heavenly Kings came to the front of the two armies, and the Mo Liqing led by them shouted: "You Bi Ma Wen who doesn't know whether to live or die! first stole the peach, then stole the wine, disrupted the peach conference, and stole the elixir of Laojun, are you guilty? ”

The monkey grinned and said, "What about knowing sin, and what about not knowing sin?" ”

Mo Lihong shouted: "I follow the golden decree of the Jade Emperor, and lead the people to accept you here, if you are guilty, quickly restrain your hands and arrest them, so as not to teach the souls of Huaguo Mountain to suffer." If not, we will level this mountain and overturn this hole! ”

The monkey said angrily: "What skills do you Mao God have, and dare to speak wildly? Please eat Lao Sun's stick! ”

The Four Heavenly Kings and the Monkey fought for a long time, and gradually gained the upper hand.

The demon priest offered his sword, which was broken by a monkey.

Molihong sacrificed the pipa, and the pipa was snatched by the monkey.

Mo Lihai sacrificed the mixed yuan bead umbrella, took Sun Wukong in, and collected his troops back to the camp.

He didn't see it, and the monkey sneaked out of his umbrella.

Although the monkey's side fought bravely, the other troops were defeated and lost, and the monkey was worried about the safety of the monkey monkey grandson, so he hurriedly turned around and returned to the cave.

In the cave, Zhou Ding and a group of monkeys greeted him.

Why is Zhou Ding here?

Because, the four monkey generals led this group of monkeys that had failed miserably and fled to the position guarded by Zhou Ding.

They are all old acquaintances, how embarrassed Zhou Ding is, so he hid the monkeys.

The monkey learned that the Demon King of the Seventy-two Caves, the One-Horned Ghost King and others were all captured by the gods of the Heavenly Court, and the monkey monkey grandson under his command was fortunate to meet Zhou Ding and survived.

He hugged his fists and said, "Brother Zhou, thank you!" ”

Zhou Ding laughed: "The peaches are eaten by the two of us, and it is appropriate to do something for you!" ”

"Good brother!" The monkey was quite moved.

The monkeys in film and television dramas are still quite righteous.

Zhou Ding asked: "In this battle, Huoguo Mountain's vitality has been greatly damaged, Heavenly Court will never give up, tomorrow, Heavenly Court will definitely send more powerful Heavenly Generals to arrest Brother Sun, I don't know what Brother Sun's plans are?" ”

The monkey said arrogantly: "The soldiers will block, the water will cover the earth, I will wait and eat a full meal, sleep in peace, and tomorrow I will make a great supernatural power, take down the heavenly soldiers, the heavenly generals, and avenge the people captured today......"

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(To be continued.) )