Long Jiang returned to the dormitory, and it was already two hours later.

Pushed open the heavy wooden door of the bedroom, and through the crack in the door, I saw impotence, Bingyan, Sister Xiao Zhu and Porter, sitting crookedly on the sofa, sitting around, holding their chins with their hands, silent, and a bunch of drinks and tea in front of them.

Long Jiang couldn't help but whistle, but his heart was very warm.

Hearing the whistle, the first one to jump up was impotence, this guy hurried over at a speed that was not commensurate with his weight, quickly opened the door, and then stopped, looking Long Jiang up and down with a pair of mung bean eyes, from head to toe, and from foot to head, with a surprised expression on his face:

"Damn, boss, you're back alive!"

Come back alive?

Long Jiang touched his nose, looked at the impotence, and then looked at everyone's faces, and said angrily: "Cao, second, how can you speak?" Instructor, that's not Longtan Tiger's Den, isn't it terrifying? ”

The impotence bald head was knocked by the boss and opened the door.

Han Qingyan raised her eyes and glanced at Long Jiang, let out a long breath, but for some reason, her face was red, her long eyelashes moved a few times, and she lowered her eyes again, and her small mouth opened a few times, but she never spoke.

Potter pushed his glasses, stood up hurriedly and said, "Dr. Chaos, Mess is the most ......" Before he could finish speaking, he was covered by Sister Zhu.

"Damn, Potter, every time I listen to you, I feel uncomfortable, I always want to go to the toilet to pee, or let me say." She ran over in a rage, pulled the impotence of Bala, pulled Long Jiang's arm, and pressed him to the nearest sofa.

Xiao Zhu's chubby face was full of gossip, his face was full of freckles and red light, and he looked at Long Jiang and shouted:

"Long Jiang, do you know, three instructors, Xiao Fei loves to scold, Bowa beats you up to the sky, but the most terrifying thing is Dr. Chao! This old guy is always making weird things, he will draw your blood, cut your nails, pick your hair, study your UMO, and even use some equipment to do all kinds of horrific human experiments! God, you're still laughing. ”

She turned around and shouted: "Team Leader Yanzi, this thing has caused us to worry about him in vain, you see, he is still laughing, Sister Yanzi, if you give an order, it is rape or murder, I Zhu Xiaoguang don't say a word!"

Han Qingyan's face turned cold: "Hmph, what does his life or death have to do with me!" Then he blushed slightly and said, "Xiao Zhu, don't talk nonsense." ”

Xiao Zhu Qi said: "Didn't you say ...... just now?"

"Shut up."

Long Jiang glanced at everyone, the corners of his mouth rose, he was in a good mood now.

Taimei Xiaozhu is right, Dr. Chao is a terrible old man, but that was Dr. Chao before, and now, he is his own dictionary.

Isn't it?

As long as you need it, just turn the page and you will get the knowledge you need.

It's so convenient.

Moreover, after a hearty conversation with the old guy just now, Dr. Chao really played the role of a dictionary, and Long Jiang almost solved all the problems that were currently bothering him, or found a solution. Therefore, on the way back, he almost came back humming a song, and even when he encountered miscellaneous hairs and crabs in the corridor, he didn't take it seriously.

"Don't worry." Long Jiang put one hand around the chubby neck of impotence and patted it, and with the other hand, okay, he looked at Xiao Zhu's chubby neck and put it on the sofa, with a determined smile on his face.

"I know you're worried about me and I'm coming back so late, but it's worth your worries, and I have good news for you here!"

Good news? Bingyan and impotence had bright eyes, looked at each other, and couldn't help but sit up straight.

Xiao Zhu and Potter were even more energetic, and looked at Long Jiang curiously.

For the fourth group, it has been a long time since I heard the word good news.

Seeing that everyone's eyes were over, Long Jiang snapped his fingers happily: "The fourth group of plans to enter the Mysterious Valley, now, it has officially begun!" ”

"Cut!"

Xiao Zhu was the first to jump out to object, she patted her high chest, quickly stretched out her middle finger, and said disdainfully: "Long Jiang, you don't fool us less." Usual performance, except for the swallows, the two of us are at the bottom, as for the exam in 2 days, to hell, it's up to you, can you let us pass the exam? ”

Impotence shook his head, and said with a sad face: "Boss, just now I asked Potter to give me a piece of UMO history knowledge, what kind of knowledge is it, who made it up, it's more difficult than high school politics, I memorized it for a long time, and I didn't understand a single question." The thought of the exam in two days makes my head explode. ”

Only Han Qingyan said two words coldly: "Liar!" By the way, I put away my two white legs and didn't look at Longjiang.

"Potter! Grab all those cheats! Long Jiang ignored them and shouted.

Wang Potter carefully took out a large number of review materials, gently folded them, and put them in front of Long Jiang.

"Brother Longlong, Brother Longlong, I've brought them all. What else do I have to do? ”

Long Jiang took out a crumpled white piece of paper full of handwriting, and was triumphant: "You look for a pen, I said you stroke, pages 12, 34, 78 of "UMO One Thousand and One Pages...... Replace a copy of "The History of the Mysterious Valley" on page 35, page 89 ......"

According to Long Jiang's dictation, Potter quickly put together an outline with copies, typewriters and scanners in the room, and in less than half an hour, a review material with answers and the smell of ink was sent to everyone.

The information is not thick, only a dozen pages, but it covers all the UMO knowledge points taught by Dr. Chao in the past six months, and the content is not obscure, catchy to read, and very easy to remember.

Han Qingyan looked at the information carefully, and her cold face began to soften.

"This is the scope of the review? God, Brother Longlong, you actually got the review range? Potter's face was full of surprise, and if there were no glasses to block it, his eyes would have been on the paper. His face flushed with excitement, as if he were drunk.

"That's right, it's the scope of review, Dr. Chao personally marked it for me just now, I'm so selfless, of course I have to contribute." Longjiang is categorical, and his chest beats loudly.

"That's awesome, long live the boss!" Impotence was proud, shaking his legs, and humming a little song.

"it." The fat girl Xiaozhu jumped up in surprise, pinched the information, picked up Long Jiang's face and kissed it fiercely, and his fat chest squeezed him out of breath. "Long Jiang, I love you so much, I'll do it tonight to dedicate myself to you!"

Devoted? Long Jiang breathed heavily.

The people in the room were also stunned, and they were all shocked by Xiao Zhu's bold and sudden confession, and after a while, there was laughter in the room!

Impotence smiled and hurt his stomach, holding his fat belly and screaming, Potter tilted his glasses, and even the swallow, who had always been cold, couldn't help but purse the corners of his mouth and stretched out his long beautiful legs.

Yes, the heavy clouds that had been pressing on the heads of the fourth group seemed to begin to slowly disperse, revealing a few bright rays of sunshine from it, and even everyone's mood improved.

It's all people, who wants to be left behind all the time?

Xiao Zhu's head is not easy to use, but Potter is a diligent person, but unfortunately he has a weak personality, his notes are always robbed, and he has had several conflicts with others with Yanzi, and even once deducted 2 points! It's a pity that no matter how hard I try, not only in the usual theoretical exams, but also in the other two subjects, the fourth group always has mediocre results, and I can't go up and stay at the bottom.

Han Qingyan looked at the information in her hand and was a little puzzled, this black-faced little villain, is his review material really reliable?

Long Jiang seemed to know Yanzi's thoughts, and when everyone put away their smiles, he lowered his voice and said: "I can tell you responsibly, the scope of the information is absolutely true, all you have to do is to recite it vigorously in the past few days." When it comes to exams, scare those grandchildren to death!"

"Still." His face became serious, and he looked at impotence and Xiao Zhu hard: "The information is not allowed to take out this house, the matter is very important, and you are not allowed to talk to others, even your own father!" ”

Everyone didn't dare to be careless, and agreed in unison, their faces full of solemnity.

"And what about that martial arts assessment?" Potter carefully put away the information and stammered.

didn't wait to finish speaking, and was slapped on the head by Sister Xiao Zhu: "Stupid you, let's talk about the theory first, why do you want to do so much, Sister Yanzi, let's ignore these stinky men, the bedroom inside is so comfortable, let's go in and review!" ”

"Yes, we girls use the suite inside! Don't let you stinky men come in. Han Qingyan nodded, put away her smile, and the two of them took the review materials, held hands, and closed the door with a bang.

In less than a second, an exclamation suddenly came from inside! It was very short, followed by a heavy footstep.

"Damn, it's not good, my treasure!" Impotence screamed, and the bedroom door was pushed open by Sister Xiao Zhu, and a bunch of messy things were thrown out.

Several *** comics, the cover is very exposed;

Two posters of the latest women's worries in the Wa Kingdom, with exaggerated privacy and nakedness;

A small tablet notebook plugged in with a power supply, on which is a picture of a man and a woman exercising wildly;

And some wonderful utensils......

Followed by Han Qingyan's cold voice: "Long Jiang, Yang Dawei, in the future, the fourth group of dormitories will see these messy things again, be careful, I will cut you!" ”

The door closed again.

Impotence put away his things with a distressed face, jumped to his feet and scolded: "Two crazy people, dare to touch Lao Tzu's treasures, Tamu's!" Potter, help Viagra pick it up, damn it! Limited edition a-film, don't break it, hey Potter, what are you blushing for, I'm grass, my eyes are closed? No, are you a chick?"

Long Jiang sighed and was speechless.

Seeing that Potter helped put away those gadgets with a flushed face, and hid in the bathroom to review with the materials, Long Jiang coughed, and solemnly pointed to a coffee bar in the corner of the wall and said:

"Second child, I have something to do with you."

Impotence was full of doubts, and followed the boss into the back of the small bar with his eyes open, and found a corner to sit down.

The corners are dimly lit, the environment is dark, and there is no one around.

Impotence was careful and the liver couldn't help jumping a few times. He felt that every time the boss god mysteriously looked for him, something bad would happen.

Sure enough, this time was no exception, Long Jiang's words made the impotence jump.

"What, I have to enter the Mystic Valley? Why, boss, you won't fool me!