vs 295 Who is worse than my life?

The messenger shouted again: "Death! Master! I'm going to die! ”

The helper closed his eyes in pain: "Let me guess, this time it's Xiaoying and Xiaojie, they weren't electrocuted, but the black sand palm and bloody leg were abolished, right?" ”

The messenger was stunned: "Helper! Oh my God! You're like a god! How did you guess that, helper? I didn't say anything, you guessed so accurately! ”

The gang leader yelled, "Fart! Lao Tzu has not entered the secret room for several days, and these four idiots have gone out and the pair is guaranteed to find fault and come in, I can't even guess that I am a fool! ”

The messenger was stunned: "Helper, that's ......." ”

"How are they hurting?"

"Miserable!" The messenger shook his head exaggeratedly, as if his heart ached at the thought of the tragic situation of those two men.

"Xiaoying seems to have been kicked for four hours by more than a dozen bloody leg circles, and the whole person is red, ho! is like Guan Gong who has a fever; Xiao Jie seemed to have been pumped by a dozen black sand palms in turn for six hours, and his big mouth was black, hey! It's like a charcoal-coated Zhang Fei. The messenger said: "Xiaojie is not only black, but also his body has begun to harden, one of our brothers raises his head, one person lifts his feet, one meter above the ground, and there is no waist in the middle; Xiaoying was finished, his whole body was hot, his skin began to burst, and a few brothers who hadn't eaten enough at night were spreading eggs on his chest. ”

When the messenger finished speaking, he found that the helper did not respond.

"Helper, or, I'll bring them in? Mr. Bai Wuchang said ....... ”

"Do their injuries have to be treated with my True Qi?" The helper said loudly: "And it's too late, right?" ”

The messenger was so happy that he patted his thigh: "Yes, yes, yes!" Helper, I found that you have been getting more and more powerful recently, this IQ is enough to crush us for a hundred or so rounds, I didn't say anything, just mention Mr. Bai Wuchang's name, you know everything, I ....... ”

"You fart!" The helper yelled: "Mom, this old boy has this sentence every time, and he hasn't changed anything else, I can't guess that I'm a fool!" ”

The gang leader was furious: "Damn, I really don't know what I did in my last life, and I want to send you people to punish me like this in this life!" Let's talk about these four bad pens first, one is more stupid than the other, and one is more stupid than the other, so I will endure it. I don't understand, why are they screaming so hard that they are hurting? Or are you playing to see who dies faster? ”

"Mom's iron head and King Kong legs were abolished, I feel distressed, thinking that it is the fighting power of the gang, I have to keep anything, I spent a day and a night, there are so many pits in the brain, I give the tendons one by one, the King Kong leg is a powder fracture, I spliced it one by one, and I was almost tired and vomited blood. That's it, I'm still holding on, I didn't say anything else after spending nearly half of my true anger, and said that I was fine, so don't worry too much about me! As a result, these two goods were just right, I didn't even see the sunlight outside, and the black sand palm and bloody leg were scrapped by a telegram from a little girl! ”

The helper wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes: "I didn't say a word, did I?" I grinded my head and drilled into the secret room, thinking to myself, I just suffered myself, I have saved the iron head gong and the vajra leg, what is the difference between the black sand palm and the bloody leg? They are all brothers in the gang, and they are all like the flesh that fell from their own bodies. I'm almost exhausted of my true qi, and these two goods just opened their eyes! When I was out walking, my legs and stomach were tendoned, and I didn't tell anyone else, just said that I was just a little tired, and I just had to rest. The result? As soon as I went out, King Kong legs and iron head skills came back! They were electrocuted again! ”

At this time, King Kong Leg and Iron Head Gong just slowly walked out of the back room and weakly. The helper pointed at them and scolded loudly:

"Damn, these two things are even more evil than the other two, one of the electrocuted organs is about to burn out, and the other is electrocuted with the smell of and urine! I slammed the pills like a cowherd inside, supporting myself with my true qi, and finally saved the two of them. I feel trembling all over now, they are alive and I suspect I'm going to die! I don't think I'll ever survive either of them! The result, hey! The two fools of Black Sand Palm and Bloody Legs have been abolished again! Are you doing this by four-by-one relay? Yes? ”

The beauty reminded in a low voice: "Helper, have you forgotten what you started to say?" What about your love? ”

"I love a fart, I love! Damn, send someone, go, call me that bullshit white impermanence! For so long, one side has not been revealed, and you are pretending to be deep and deep with me behind your back, playing deep? Whoever is sent to the past is a sentence: 'This has to be treated with the true qi of the helper, others are in vain, and you have to hurry, otherwise it will be too late'. I wonder why I have to do it myself, why do I want him to have a ball? ”

When the messenger heard this, he actually laughed, and he also felt that this Mr. Bai Wuchang was too capable of pretending, and he was really angry with the helper this time.

As soon as the helper saw that he was happy, he immediately pointed at him and scolded: "And you are the **!" No, when it comes to you, I have to kick twice to get rid of the hatred! ”

The helper walked over tremblingly, and the messenger was so frightened that he stopped where he gasped and said to the woman: "Come and help me, I must kick him!" ”

The woman rolled her eyes, went over to help the trembling helper, and kicked the messenger: "Damn, every time someone is injured, you shout 'The helper is dead, the help is dying', I'm really going to die now, are you happy?" How happy are you? I suspect that our brothers have been hanging around the ghost gate repeatedly, and you are especially giving the curse! If it weren't for the fact that you are a relative of the superior leader's family, I would have kicked you to death a long time ago! ”

The messenger wiped his tears and pouted silently.

At this time, people had already brought in Xiaoying, who was as red as a burning cloud, and Xiaojie, who was as black as a black charcoal head.

The helper walked over and looked at Xiaoying first: "Alas, I'll go!" How many feet does Xiaojie have to kick to be like this? What about eggs? ”

One of the bearers was stunned for a moment, and then said worriedly: "Eat...... Eaten. ”

"Is it cooked?" The helper asked.

"Is it still ripe, my kung fu turned around and thought about finding some green onions, and this kung fu and that half of it are all mushy." The person said seriously: "The heat is very good, and if you don't look at it for a while, you will be confused." ”

The helper nodded: "Yes!" Should! What a! Death, you are all death! ”

walked up to Xiaojie again: "I'll go, this is a fight?" How is this like the effect of Xiaoying rubbing him with a black sand palm? I can't tell it's a native race. What kind of enmity do they have? Why are you so heavy? ”

"I heard the brother who came back say that they went out to run errands with the cub brother, but they met the ballast, and the two of them beat one person, and the boy finally jumped up and took a group of girls to drink, no, let people carry them back, it should be ...... Let people give ...... Played. A disciple who carried people said cautiously.

"What about the little bitch?"

"The brother who came back said, "Let it be detained." A disciple who carried people said: "You know, the little cub is from the outer door, and he is a steward who is responsible for helping the gang make money. Besides, he has no kung fu, and people have brought disaster to Xiaoying Xiaojie, does he dare to resist? ”

The helper raised his head: "This group of little ghosts who have just started just started just don't know that the sky is high and the earth is thick, and they just became ancient warriors, so they thought they were invincible in the world." If you are an ordinary person, you may not see an ancient martial artist in your life, but once you become an ancient martial artist, you will find that in fact, there are many ancient martial artists in this world, and there are many masters, which is the law. How many times have I said that these little ghosts don't have a long memory, this is a stumbling block, right? Suffered, right? Got someone beating up, right? ”

At this time, a man dressed in white slowly walked in outside.

"Bai Impermanence See the Gang Master!"

The gang leader gave him a cold look: "You come here!" ”

Bai Wuchang walked over, glanced at Xiaoying Xiaojie lying on the ground, and immediately said, "Helper, these two little ghosts are too seriously injured, my medical skills can no longer work, unless you use your internal strength to treat **, it can play a role in bringing the dead back to life." Helper, you have to do your best, I'm afraid it's too late. ”

"Helper, my subordinates still have important things to do, please allow me to leave." Bai Wuchang said that he turned around and was about to leave, but was pulled by help.

"Bai Wuchang, you wait a while!" Help hugged Bai Wuchang's shoulder: "I ask you, who are you?" ”

"Me? I'm impermanent! ”

"What for?"

"I ...... The doctor in the gang. ”

"What do you do?"

"Someone in the gang is injured, and I'm responsible for treating the disease, and the specific operation or something."

"And who am I?"

"Helper, you see that you are messing with me, don't you help?"

"What does the helper do?"

"The helper is ...... Responsible for assigning tasks to people in various departments, formulating the development plan and marketing strategy of the gang, and ...... The future trend and ...... of macro-control gangs"

"Okay, don't talk about it, I'll ask you one last time, what are you doing now? What am I doing? ”

Bai Wuchang stopped talking.

"Damn, as the doctor in our gang, as long as someone is injured, you will send me here, and you will say that sentence over and over again, right? Why is it so easy for you to get your salary? Yes? I'm a dignified helper, let the trickle you instruct turn around, and the kind of person has become like a king and a calf, you come here and say a line and turn around and want to leave, right? ”

Bai Wuchang was frightened by the momentum of the gang leader, and the person began to get nervous.

The whole person leaned back, swallowed his saliva, looked left and right very nervously, and found that everyone's feelings were not very high.

"Help you...... Are you angry? ”

The people around you say that you are too two, right? You can only see this atmosphere now? How sluggish you are!

The helper looked at him for a full ten seconds: "I'm too weak now, if I have the strength, I will slap you to death!" ”

Bai Wuchang began to sweat on his forehead, he knew that the helper was really angry, he hurriedly took the helper's hand flatteringly: "Helper, don't be angry, I'll give you a pulse, a pulse." ”

Bai Wuchang took the pulse for a few seconds, and his face changed: "Emma Gang Master, you don't have a good pulse!" What have you been doing lately? Why do you make your body like this? Emma, Void! It's too empty! This virtual land seems to be able to hang at any time! Bai Wuchang looked up at the helper:

"Helper, you've been making this virtue in your body lately?"