Chapter 3 Customer Hua Tuo
In Lu Fan's eyes, the old man in front of him was not a person at all, but a stack of red, beloved tickets, exuding a light that was enough to turn all beings upside down.
As for being taken aback by him just now, and his butt still hurts a little, what is that? Can it be more important than Grandpa Mao? Can it be more important than catching up with Liu Yunxi?
Even the old man's wrinkled, somewhat obscene old face seemed to him to be kind and respectful.
"Hmph, boy, Emperor of Heavenβ" The old man knew that he had lost his words, and hurriedly corrected: "You know the content of the contract, right?" β
"Of course, of course."
Xiang Tian was full of smiles, dragged the chair and put it behind the old man, how attentive and attentive he was: "Uncle, please take a seat." Drink tea or not? Smoker not? Would you like a glass of juice? β
To be honest, he was actually quite confused. I thought the customer was a rich man, but I didn't expect it to be an old man. Well, whoever it is, anyway, just give money.
Strangely, the old man did not sit down, but began to observe Xiang Tian. Up and down, left and right, only to see him hairy all over his body, goosebumps scurrying.
The key is that he is wearing a pair of underwear now, and he is being looked at by an uncle with a lewd face, and his heart is really crooked.
"Uncle, can you let me put on my clothes first?"
Xiang Tian covered the key parts with his hands and said shyly.
"No, that's how you can see clearly."
The old man squinted at him, his face becoming more and more strange.
"Nima? What's the situation? β
Xiang Tian was so frightened that he retreated again and again, eager to flee in the wilderness.
Just when he was about to take it anymore, the old man suddenly showed a distressed expression, and said categorically: "You are sick!" β
"My day, you're sick!"
Xiang Tian almost scolded, but he quickly held back and made a deferential look.
"Boy, I see that your eyes are blank, your pupils are slightly red, your lips are white and your tongue is yellow, which is a disease of yin qi stagnation and lack of yang qi. Wait for the old man to prescribe medicine for you, rest for two more days, and keep the medicine until the illness is cured. The old man stroked his beard and said seriously.
Xiang Tian was speechless, resisting the urge to do it and asked: "Uncle, I'll talk about it later, let's fulfill the contract first!" By the way, uncle's surname? β
"Old man Hua Tuo." The old man said proudly.
"Who? Flowers? Xiang Tian clasped his ears, thinking that he had heard something wrong.
The old man glared, and said word by word: "Hua Tuo, Hua Tuo's Hua, Hua Tuo's Hua." β
"Huh?"
Xiang Tian took a breath and asked tentatively, "Have the same name as Hua Tuo, a famous Chinese doctor?" β
Of course he knows who Hua Tuo is, but everyone has been dead for two thousand years, and it is obviously impossible to come back to life, but it is more likely that he will have the same name.
"So to speak." Hua Tuo thought for a moment and nodded.
"I see. Uncle Hua, what job are you looking for? β
Xiang Tian rubbed his hands and said with some embarrassment: "It stands to reason that at your age, the most important thing you should do is to tease your grandson and raise your children for a long time." In terms of work, it's really hard to find! β
Hearing this, Hua Tuo's beard was upturned with excitement. He grabbed Xiang Tian's shoulders with both hands, and shouted in a hoarse voice: "Patient, I want patients, the more the better, the more incurable diseases, the better." For 2,000 years, the old man has no medical skills, but he has never saved a patient. β
"Patients? Do you want to be a doctor? Xiang Tian obviously ignored the second half of the old man's sentence, and asked with a surprised face: "Uncle, do you have a medical qualification certificate?" β
"Medical qualifications, what's that?" Hua Tuo asked curiously.
"So it's nothing."
Xiang Tian suddenly had a headache, if he wanted to talk about other jobs, he couldn't do it, and the slightest carelessness was his life. If something goes wrong, he won't be able to eat and walk around.
Hua Tuo probably saw the importance of the medical qualification certificate, but waved his hand disapprovingly: "The old man's medical skills, you can definitely rest assured." As for what qualifications, it doesn't matter! β
"I'm relieved."
Xiang Tian smiled bitterly: "Uncle, why don't we change jobs?" β
"No, I can't. If there is no patient, I will give you a bad review right now and reduce your life expectancy by ten years. Hua Tuo glared angrily, and there was no room for negotiation. After speaking, he suddenly smiled: "But if you make me satisfied, the old man will teach you what he has learned all his life, how about it?" β
Xiang Tian stared at Hua Tuo, his brows furrowing tighter and tighter.
Being a doctor is definitely not good, because he doesn't believe it at all, the old man in front of him knows medical skills, but the contract is there, and the first business is ruined, which is even more difficult for him to accept.
"Damn, I know there's no pie in the sky. The first customer is so troublesome, let alone later? β
Xiang Tian's brain teaser was in a hurry, and after thinking for a moment, his heart suddenly moved, and he smiled at Hua Tuo and said, "Uncle, it's not impossible to be a doctor, but human life is at stake, I have to test your medical skills first, right?" β
"Nonsense. Although the patient is called, as long as there is still a breath of air, the old man guarantees that the medicine will cure the disease. Hua Tuo's face was full of confidence, and when he talked about curing a disease, it seemed that it was easier than eating and drinking.
The more Hua Tuo was like this, the more Xiang Tian couldn't believe it. He continued: "But we have to say in advance that the patient is my little brother, and it is a serious illness, and ordinary people cannot be cured at all. β
Hua Tuo was overjoyed when he heard this, and grabbed Xiang Tian's arm: "Hurry up, let's go." β
"Wait." Xiang Tian hurriedly added: "It's okay to treat the disease, but there is one condition that you must agree." β
"Okay, well, as long as there are patients, it's easy to say what the conditions are." Hua Tuo patted his chest and replied.
Xiang Tian smiled and said, "You listen well." My condition is that if you are not 100% sure, you will never be able to do hands-on therapy, and if your level of self-consciousness is not enough, then you will agree to change jobs, and you must be satisfied. β
Hua Tuo smiled proudly: "Boy, if it was two thousand years ago, there was indeed a disease that the old man couldn't overcome, but now? Hehe, even if he doesn't use immortal arts, as long as he still has a breath, with the silver needle in his hand, the old man will bring him back to life. β
"What a mess, it's two thousand years ago, it's still immortal, you really think you're Hua Tuo!"
Xiang Tian was speechless.
Hua Tuo saw that Xiang Tian didn't believe it, and his straight beard was upturned, "Boy, hearing is false, seeing is believing." Without further ado, go now. If it can't be cured, the old man will get out of the way immediately, and what he promised you will not be missing. β
"Wait."
"What are you going to do?"
Hua Tuo glared, eager to eat Xiang Tian.
"Uncle, you have to let me put on my clothes!"
Xiang Tian said helplessly.
He felt that if he stayed with Hua Tuo for a long time, he would even become a psychotic with himself.
"Go, go, go."
Hua Tuo waved his hand impatiently, and his old face was full of disgust.
He didn't even give Xiang Tian time to eat, waited for him to change his clothes, and dragged him straight to the hospital. Along the way, Hua Tuo looked left and right, looking curious.
"Boy, what's that?"
"Display."
"What's that guy holding in his hand?"
Xiang Tian lowered his head and looked defeated: "Tablet." After speaking, he followed up and added: "Uncle, have you not been out for decades?" β
"What do you kid know, old man, this is called living to be old and learning to be old." Hua Tuo said as a matter of course.
"Okay, that makes sense."
Xiang Tian looked helpless, and said with a wry smile while paying: "The destination has arrived, Uncle Hua Tuo, please get off!" β
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