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"How? Forgot the word? ”

In the face of such an unexpected situation, everyone was obviously a little unprepared. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info It's really common to say that the Spring Festival Gala forgets words.,After all, people aren't machines.,It's normal for this kind of thing to happen.,Fortunately, most of the people who can get on this stage are extremely capable.,So you can always make this kind of mistake in the past.。

But today's state of Liu La and Mr. Zhang is different from the previous situation, the two of them are so round and so good, if they hadn't seen them rehearse before, others wouldn't have found out that the performance on stage had been changed. It is not so much a fault as it is that they are more prepared and premeditated.

Thinking of this, director Zhang Xiaohai's heart chuckled, and he had a bad premonition.

Zhang Xiaohai's heart is not explored, off the stage, the audience is smiling, and on the stage, the performance is still continuing. And soon, Zhang Xiaohai will find that his worries are not lost for no reason.

Mr. Zhang: "Scientists? Scientists aren't very good, what's not about you? ”

"Hmm." Liu La's nose was stretched and he shook his head: "I told you that scientists are not good, just take me as an example, after being a scientist for so many years, I haven't earned a penny, not to mention, and I owe a lot of debts." A group of people are blocking my door to ask for debts, forcing me to be unable to do it, since I owe a lot of debt, then I'll sell my ass! ”

"Phew." The audience made this sound together with Mr. Zhang. However, the audience is to make a noise, and Mr. Zhang is to stop Liu La: "Why does your words sound so awkward?" What did you just say you were selling? You repeat. ”

Liu La: "You see you misunderstood, your heart is too dirty!" What I mean by that, I'm talking about selling my body to pay off my debts. ”

"That's right, what you said is the same thing as what I understand." Mr. Zhang.

Liu La: "Selling your body is also a good place, the best in the Northeast, especially in the Changbai Mountain area, where selling your body is the most valuable." I bought a train ticket and went to Jilin. ”

Mr. Zhang frowned: "I really don't know the price, but how cold is that place in the Northeast?" ”

Liu La: "You don't understand this, only the baby comes out of the cold place, and the other places grow fast, the nutritional value is not high, and it is not so valuable." Cold places grow slowly, porcelain solid, even beards can be sold for a price. ”

"Beard? Porcelain? Also nutritional value? Mr. Zhang's expression was very confused: "Are you selling yourself?" Why can't I understand it? ”

Liu La: "Yes, I sell ginseng, but the ginseng I sell is different from theirs." They are all three grams and five grams, three two or five taels, my hey, digging out not counting the beard is more than a foot long, all of them have the thickness of a person's arm, and the scale weighs four or five pounds. ”

Speaking of which, Mr. Zhang finally thought about it: "No, what kind of body are you selling?" Ginseng! What kind of ginseng can weigh four or five pounds? Turnips, yes, this is! ”

Liu La: "I said that I was selling ginseng, and I always said that I was selling ginseng, what do you think?" ”

Mr. Zhang: "I thought it was selling ginseng. ”

Audience: "Haha. ”

Go ahead. Mr. Zhang: "Don't talk about selling ginseng, let me ask you first." How can you, a scientist, still be in debt? No, you can't! ”

"Look, you don't understand that." Liu La's mouth pouted: "It's not easy for us to do this, let me tell you, scientists are sometimes more bastards than you guys who talk about cross talk." If you do research, you can't get the people to scold the streets, and if you do a good job of your peers scolding the streets, you won't be able to live at all. ”

"yes?" Mr. Zhang nodded: "If you say so, then you scientists are really a bit like us talking about cross talk." ”

"That can still lie to you." Liu La looked concerned: "Just tell me, I've studied a lot of things over the years." ”

"Yo, what have you been studying?" Mr. Zhang was curious.

Liu La: "That's a lot, I'll tell you a few and you'll know how good I am." Let's put it this way, can you imagine that an eighteen-year-old girl was just a fourteen-year-old girl four years ago? According to surveys, for every 60 seconds that pass in Africa, people lose a minute. While most Chinese are sleeping, the vast majority of Americans are working. And the most important thing is education, the way we teach English in China is very wrong, and even elementary school students in the United States can speak English fluently. ”

"Phew!" At first glance, everyone didn't react, but after thinking about it carefully, the audience suddenly became happy and shouted again.

"That's all you studied?" Mr. Zhang was also helpless: "I said how did you get mixed up like this, don't talk about selling yourself for these things you studied, you deserve to sell your blood!" ”

"Hey, how do you say that!" Liu Ra raised his eyebrows: "You haven't been beaten by scientists, have you?" The big mouth slapped on the face, and blood flowed out along the left and right corners of the mouth, and the gingivitis has offended you! Don't fight back, I won't get up when I lie on the ground, don't think about it if you don't have 50,000 yuan! ”

"What kind of humanity are you?" Mr. Zhang was helpless: "Why are you a scientist more disgusting than touching porcelain?" ”

"Wow! You're forcing me to lie down! Fifty thousand dollars, you're ready. "As soon as I lifted my robe, I was going to lie down.

"Wait, wait!" Mr. Zhang hurriedly stopped him: "Okay, I didn't earn 50,000 yuan to participate in the second Spring Festival Gala, and you will earn 50,000 yuan as soon as you pick up your robe, and you can't say that you will earn money as soon as you split your legs!" ”

"Phew. Ha ha. The audience burst into laughter again.

Liu La: "You don't care if we make money or not, just say whether you accept it or not, I told you that the audience is only going to sit with me, if you don't accept it, they come up and beat you up, I can't control it." ”

"No, I'm convinced." Mr. Zhang quickly softened, and then asked Liu La: "Let's talk for a long time, just listen to you say that you are a scientist, so what are you studying?" Scientists have to have a research project, right? ”

"What am I researching? You don't know me? Liu La looked proud: "I'm a seismologist!" ”

The atmosphere of laughter and laughter was completely silent for a moment as he said this.

And Zhang Xiaohai of the director team also chuckled in their hearts......

ps: I'm sorry, I haven't updated it in the past two days. I had something on my nose and went for a minor operation, but the doctor said that there was nothing wrong with it, and I would not delay my normal work after I finished it. I won't delay going to his uncle's, the operation I did the day before yesterday, and now I am confused, and I don't know if there are too many anesthetics.

Look at tomorrow, the day after tomorrow at the latest, and resume two shifts a day......

In addition, this is the last VIP chapter.,I've updated a few chapters before it's all free chapters.,But there are a lot of friends who haven't seen it.,Ask me why I didn't update.。 Please go to the bottom of the free chapter.,Don't go to the VIP chapter.,I'm also kind enough to do bad things.。 Originally, I was almost done with the search.,The remaining dozen or so chapters will be sent free chapters.,As a result, many people can't find it...... (To be continued.) )