Chapter 636: Killed!

"It's probably a coincidence. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info" Lan Siyu frowned and said, she would rather believe that this was not aimed at Lin Feng.

"Maybe, yes, you can go down by yourself, I have to go back." Lin Feng said and turned around and walked to the upper stage, and at this moment Yu Qian also walked over.

"You're wearing this, huh?" Since the two shows were next to each other, Lin Feng hadn't had time to change his clothes, and at this moment, he was still dressed in ancient costumes.

"Since people have arranged the two shows together, I can't help it, so let's just do it." Lin Feng smiled bitterly.

Yu Qian nodded, then reached out and patted Lin Feng's shoulder: "Brother Lin, no matter what the result is today, I will advance and retreat with you." ”

"Hey, it's almost time to play, don't be so sensational." Lin Feng smiled.

"Then let's go, and tell them a paragraph." The two walked on the stage together, looking generous and righteous.

Lin Feng's two shows were next to each other, and it was really Jiang Cheng's arrangement, after he saw that Lin Feng actually had two programs to participate in the second trial, he greeted the staff, saying that Lin Feng's two programs were arranged to be performed together, the reason was that this could more intuitively judge Lin Feng's two performances.

Lin Feng and Yu Qian walked on the stage, the two of them were a little nondescript, Yu Qian was wearing a coat, and Lin Feng was dressed in ancient costumes, the two stood together not like cross talk, more like singing.

"Lin Feng, the program you reported is cross talk, and you dress like this to talk about cross talk?" Sure enough, as soon as Lin Feng stood still on the stage, Liu Zhijie took the lead in attacking.

"Teacher Liu, you asked this question well, it's really inappropriate to dress like this and say cross talk, so, why don't you say hello to the staff in charge of the stage order, and let us perform in the next show? My two shows are running in a row, and I don't have time to change my clothes if I want to! Lin Feng said without hurry.

Liu Zhijie was the first to attack, but Lin Feng pushed back with a word, and his old face sank, but he was powerless to refute.

"In short, dressing like this and talking about cross talk is in itself disrespectful to the art of cross talk." After holding back for a long time, Liu Zhijie thought of a lame reason to fight back.

"Mr. Liu, your hat is a little too buttoned, and you don't have time to change your clothes and say cross talk, so it's disrespectful to cross talk??" Lin Feng was also not polite, and sneered: "Since this is the case, I can only ask you to wait for a while, I will go back to the backstage to take a shower and change clothes, and change into new clothes, I have respect for cross talk in my heart!" ”

When the words fell, Lin Feng was about to go backstage.

"Okay, it doesn't have to be so troublesome, it's just a review anyway." Seeing that Lin Feng was really leaving, Jiang Cheng spoke.

Hearing this, Lin Feng shrugged his shoulders and said to Liu Zhijie: "Look, it's still Teacher Jiang who is reasonable." ”

"Since we don't have to change clothes, can we get started?" Lin Feng asked again.

"Yes." Jiang Cheng responded in a deep voice.

Hearing this, Lin Feng and Yu Qian exchanged a look, and then, the performance of the two officially began.

The first half of the cross talk of "I want to go to the Spring Festival Gala" is decent and there is nothing particularly out of place, and there are constant small burdens, and the staff at the scene can't help but smile when they hear it.

In the second half of the year, when he really complained about the Spring Festival Gala, Lin Feng first handed over 5,000 yuan to the so-called director of the Spring Festival Gala, and wanted to entrust him to the Spring Festival Gala, but it turned out to be late, and the cross talk brigade of 400 people said that the cross talk team had gathered, and during the rehearsal, 100 jumped down with parachutes in the sky, and 100 came out of the water......

As a result, one day during the rehearsal, there was an accident, and one of the hundred people who said cross talk fell from the sky did not open his parachute, and fell to his death, Lin Feng felt that his opportunity had come, and went to tell the director that he wanted to take the place of the person who fell to death, and as a result, the director said that the person who pushed him down had already been on top......

Lin Feng and Yu Qian have a very tacit understanding, and a cross talk makes the two speak vividly, and the workers on the scene will burst into laughter from time to time.

However, the judges in front of the two were like seven statues, all of them expressionless.

Lin Feng and Yu Qian's cross talk ended.

The staff at the scene even applauded sparsely, which shows that everyone is quite optimistic about the cross talk between the two.

At this time, several judges began to comment.

Zhou Daqiu: "If you look at the laughter, this cross talk between the two should be the best tonight, but there is too much negative energy on this theme, and I am afraid it is not in line with the overall atmosphere of the Spring Festival Gala." ”

Zhao Yulin: "Those who are familiar with me know that in fact, I also said that I was born in cross talk, and then the cross talk industry became more and more sluggish, so I changed my career to act in sketches, but because I have been very passionate about this art since elementary school cross talk, I am happy to see two young people say cross talk so well today." It's just that this kind of cross talk is really not suitable for performing on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala. ”

Zhuo Lin: "My opinion is similar to Lao Zhou's, the work has a good laugh, but the theme does not match, there should not be a show on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala that satirizes the Spring Festival Gala, this is too inconsistent." ”

Liu Zhijie: "The comments of several teachers are obviously polite, first of all, this cross talk itself, the burden is vulgar, a lot of the burden is grandstanding, no depth, a cross talk itself must have a deep idea, so that it can be regarded as a good cross talk." In addition, what the two said was a little too anxious, a lot of baggage was shaken out without being paved, and there is the theme, the theme of the satirical Spring Festival Gala is really not wise enough, it is difficult for such cross talk to be on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala! ”

Liu Zhijie's last sentence basically confirmed that Lin Feng and Yu Qian were killed in this show......

The last to speak was Jiang Cheng, I saw him with a calm face, and said in a cold tone: "The problems that Lao Liu said do exist, there are too many things that need to be changed in terms of this cross talk, obviously, this is a very immature cross talk work, from the topic selection to the content of the whole story, it is too exaggerated, and there is, I want to warn the author, although cross talk is an art of satire, not everything can be used for satire, such as the topic of this cross talk, what is the Spring Festival Gala? ? It was the "Chinese New Year's Eve dinner" of the people of the whole country, what right do you have to satirize it? What's more, the content of this cross talk is all made up randomly, and there is even a suspicion of malicious smearing, which is completely contrary to the positive direction of the Spring Festival Gala! ”

Speaking of this, Jiang Cheng paused, looked directly at Lin Feng, and said with a straight face: "According to the past practice, whether the program can pass the review will be notified after the review of all programs is completed, but your program, I can tell you now, it's a pity that your program was killed!" ”

…… (To be continued.) )