Early Monday morning. The conference room of the choreography department was packed with people. There are two very important things to announce in today's meeting.

Wang Erwu sat in the chair as usual, and waited for Lin Xiaohan to make a simple opening speech before he began to speak. The phrase "ugly" is said to be in front of you" has since taken root in the "Crazy Saturday" column group......

"There are two announcements in today's meeting, as before, one good news and one bad news, which one do you listen to first?" Everyone has become accustomed to the way Wang Erwu held a meeting, and they all said that they would listen to the good news first.

"The good news is that Liu Yanyan will officially join our column from the next episode of the show and serve as a regular guest! Let's welcome her with a round of applause! ”

After the applause rang out, everyone couldn't help but look around, "Could it be that Liu Yanyan is here today?" ”

"Won't it?"

"Nothing won't, Mr. Wang even brought home the goddess of the whole people, what else is impossible?"

"Yes, but I didn't see Liu Yanyan."

"If there is another big goddess in our column, it is estimated that the whole Taiwan will go crazy, hehe, the big stars fall in love with the "Crazy Saturday" column group, and they have come to ...... in person"

The following discussion was loud, and I didn't care at all whether Wang Erwu, the leader, would be mad. This also reflects Wang Erwu's affinity in the column, in other words, it can also be considered that this leader has no status in the eyes of everyone.

Wang Erwu saw everyone's concerned expressions, his eyes looked at the door of the conference room, his move naturally aroused everyone's interest, and everyone looked in the direction of the door of the conference room.

"Will Goddess Liu Yanyan come to our meeting? Let's count down to five seconds! Wang Erwu smiled.

Everyone held their breath and stared at the door with great excitement, while counting down:

"Five!"

"Four!"

"Three!"

"Two!"

"Pause!" Wang Erwu interrupted everyone, "Okay! Let's pause here and move on to the next topic! ”

"Pause? What the heck? ”

"Mr. Wang, aren't you kidding us?"

"Yes! I don't take you like that. ”

Wang Erwu looked at everyone with an innocent face, "Leave some suspense." ”

"What kind of suspense is this? People didn't come at all, okay? ”

"That's it! Still suspended, Dinosaur Super Kesai? ”

"Alas! I'm also drunk, who doesn't know that our teacher is the most unserious in Taiwan, you actually believe it! Zhao Ling'er shook her head.

"Cut, I don't know who got up from their seat and looked at the door." Bai Yutang counted the road.

"What? I've been sitting for a long time, standing up and moving! Life is in motion, you know? Zhao Linger was not convinced.

"Okay, okay, it's so fierce to have a meeting, I don't know what we're doing outside!" Lin Xiaohan's words were still relatively deterrent, and everyone was silent.

"Here's the bad news! It's about the ratings of the last episode! Wang Erwu had a straight face.

"Last issue? It's Ling'er's issue. ”

"Looking at Mr. Wang's face is not very good, is it possible that the ratings are very low?"

"It's all bad news, can it be high?"

"This is the first issue hosted by Ling'er, I pray to God and worship Buddha at home, it won't be very low, right?"

"With your fierce body, do you still believe in Buddhism? Other monks are abstaining from meat, you are fasting, right? Ha ha! ”

"That's, what like you? It's as thin as a dried corpse, you don't need makeup to play a mummy, you can go straight to it by wrapping a few circles of toilet paper! ”

"Everyone, be quiet!" Lin Xiaohan spoke again, and he didn't know why, recently this goddess seemed to lose her temper at every turn, and the people below were a little scared, "I haven't seen you for a few days, everyone has become extremely active, hehe." Is the workload not in place? Why don't you add more tasks to everyone? ”

There was silence below......

"Okay, let's not sell it to everyone, the ratings of this issue have been counted, and the ratings of this issue are...... 2.51！ Broke the previous record of the highest 2.4 in this column! Still winning the whole Taiwan! Our applause is given to Zhao Ling'er, to Chu Chu, and to all of us here! Wang Erwu's expression changed really fast, I didn't know that I thought he was from the film and television performance department, and he was still with a straight face just now, and suddenly he had a hippie smile, but it scared everyone.

"Oops! Teacher, don't do this in the future, your soul is gone......" Zhao Ling'er breathed a sigh of relief, although the ratings did not increase much, as long as it increased, they were very content. Unless it is a final similar to a draft competition, the general program ratings are relatively fixed, and the slow increase is a good signal.

"Don't get too excited, everybody! I say this is bad news for two reasons. Wang Erwu paused.

"There's a reason? Didn't you mean to tease us? ”

"yes, yes, I thought Mr. Wang was playing with us......"

"First, Ling'er hosted this show for the first time, and we didn't make any publicity in the column before, that is to say, the ratings of this episode of the show are 0.11 higher than the previous ones, not necessarily the new visual impact brought by Ling'er. Of course, we do not rule out the contribution of Ling'er to these increased viewers, but we can't analyze whether Ling'er is the new host or not, and there are new links that attract the audience. This will cause us a lot of confusion, if the ratings of the next program are reduced, it will be easy to be caught by the main station! So, it's not good news for us, but we need to do more and more! Strive to stabilize the new viewership! ”

"Second, the main station has not continued to discuss with me the reason for changing the host for the time being, I think it is also in a wait-and-see state, if the ratings of this issue are not good, then they can put pressure on me justifiably! If the ratings of this episode are good, then more people will take a fancy to Ling'er's position as the host! Although I tried my best to defend with the main station before, confusing the concept of whether Ling'er is the host or not, but after a long time, anyone with eyes will know that I am protecting and playing the edge ball of policy. Once some people report the situation to the higher-level radio and television system, if the higher-ups investigate it as a special case, we will have no chance of reversing the situation. When it comes to policy, I can say that I have to win the main station, but if it is directly ordered by the superior radio and television, then I don't even have a chance to say it. Do you understand? ”

So, by any measure, it's not really good news! On the contrary, it will bring more pressure to our future work! But don't be discouraged! When there is pressure, there is motivation! The reason why I chose to add a regular guest at this time is also to use her popularity to build momentum for our column! Show Ling'er's link in front of the audience in advance, so that the main station will not be an afterthought, saying that the ratings of the show are brought by Liu Yanyan. ”

After listening to Wang Erwu's analysis, the people in the audience nodded one after another.

"Now we don't care about anything, we work hard, and we use practical actions to silence those who point fingers at us. Then, you can also think more about the way Ling'er appears, try to pull her positioning away from the host's positioning, so that even if the superior radio and television comes down to check, we can't find our problems! Alright, that's it for today's meeting, let's go our separate ways......"

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