As soon as this cross talk was released, the movement in the entertainment industry was not big, and the entire cross talk circle was shocked!

Although this cross talk is suspected of insinuation, the teasing is just right, and some cross talk actors even have the idea of buying Chen Ge's cross talk book.

Online.

The people who were waiting to see Chen Ge's review couldn't help but comment.

"Damn・・・・・・ is this a review?"

"There's a lot of irony in it?"

"And those who do this review?"

Some of Chen Ge's iron fans began to get Chen Ge back from being kicked out of the field by Professor Liu before, and many iron fans commented under Professor Liu's Weibo.

"Haha! Professor Liu, Chen Ge called you home to listen to the cross talk review!! ”

"If you say that other people's movies are vulgar, you can also watch them."

"Poof, I feel sorry for Professor Liu. Chen Ge's violent temper is well-known in the entertainment industry. ”

"You guys underestimate Professor Liu too much, he's the only one who hasn't been beaten since he provoked Chen Ge!"

"Everyone called Professor Liu to go home and listen to the review, Chen Ge's review is absolutely unprecedented!"

"Oh, no, Chen Ge's tease, his review amused me to death! Hahahaha! I obviously only found out about Chen Ge last week! Inexplicably, he was actually a fan, not because of his movie, but because of this review! ”

"Me too, when I saw the review, I remembered what Professor Liu said, and Chen Ge's face crackled! Poof, can't help it, makes me laugh for a while. ”

Chen Ge listened to Mu Hai's phone call while typing on the computer.

Mu Hai was teaching him a lesson, "Chen Ge, the review you said is the cross talk you posted on Weibo just now?" ”

"That's right." Click, click, click, typing.

Muhai: "Are you still writing?" ”

Chen Ge: "That's right. ”

Mu Hai: "Don't write it, delete the previous one!" ”

"What's the matter, Pastoral Guide. Could it be that Professor Liu is your man? The clicking of the typing continued.

Mu Hai: "How is it possible, I'm crazy, hire a sailor to scold my own movie!" ”

Chen Ge: "Then will my scolding him have an impact on the box office of the movie?" ”

Muhai: "That's not going to happen, it's just not good for you, it's not a good thing for a public figure to openly say targeted sarcastic remarks to another public figure." ”

Chen Ge: "Oh, it turns out that this is the case, you can rest assured!" I'm measured. ”

Mu Hai: "What kind of measure do you have, you just beat someone over there, and you scold others here again, what's the matter?" ”

Chen Ge smiled and said, "I am to blame for this, they are the ones who provoked me." Oh, you can rest assured, wait to see my review, and talk about it after reading the second half of my review, bye-bye. ”

On the other side, Mu Hai wanted to say something more, but felt that there was no sound on the other side, and clicked on the phone to take a look, yes, this kid is hanging, no way, this kid is very stubborn, it seems that he can't persuade him, but think about it, he really has nothing to worry about scolding, there is no shortage of resources with the support of the Li family, and there is such a good appearance condition and talent.

When Chen Ge wrote the cross talk halfway through, Shi Zhimin also called, Chen Ge looked at the caller ID for a while, and simply pretended not to see it and didn't answer, he knew that Shi Zhimin must have said that he wrote a 'review', alas, it is true that these people are good to themselves, but it is also true that he is sometimes not happy to listen.

He blamed Shi Zhimin this time.

Shi Zhimin knew about it for the first time, but she didn't think it was anything, because she had carefully read Chen Ge's 'review', and it was very well written, which was a good thing for Chen Ge.

Since it has been decided that Chen Ge will have a huge 'hype' in the near future, the bigger the matter is now, the better, and it is best for everyone to know about it.

At this time, a special message prompted the mobile phone, Shi Zhimin clicked on the mobile phone screen and looked at it, and sure enough, Chen Ge's 'work' was completed.

Under the faint light of the mobile phone, Shi Zhimin looked at them one by one.

"As mentioned in the last episode, Professor Liu said that after the next day, he left his house and packed up his clothes and prepared to leave. The text message came again: I'm sorry I'm a little bit wrong, tomorrow. It's too vulgar. I can't wait. Then I'll have to go too.

Chen Ge: Yes.

Professor Liu: Let's turn the day, I have to go to work the next day, I get up in the morning and go to the unit to finish my work, and at noon I have set up the bridge to the sky. As soon as I left the door of the unit, the text message came again:

Chen Ge: Who?

Prof. Liu: From a colleague.

Chen Ge: What do you say?

Professor Liu: According to reliable sources, the leaders will come to inspect this afternoon. You may want to be a full professor.

Chen Ge: I want to be promoted.

Prof. Liu: It doesn't matter to me if I am promoted, the key is to be able to better serve the people. Able to oppose the three vulgarities. Am I going to host leaders, or am I going to host celebrities?

Chen Ge: You, a professor is better than an associate professor.

Prof. Liu: Really?

Chen Ge: Of course.

Professor Liu: Okay, then I'll go to the reception leader. I'll go get my watch tomorrow. She also slapped me yesterday, one by one. I'll go to the flyover tomorrow.

Chen Ge: Yes.

Professor Liu: In the afternoon, I laughed with the leader all afternoon, and my face was wooden until the leader left. Get moving. Tomorrow I'm going to get my watch.

Chen Ge: Still thinking about it.

Professor Liu: Tomorrow I'm going to Tianqiao to educate people, and I'm going to Tianqiao to fight against the three customs. I'm going to the flyover to educate people.

Chen Ge: Yes.

Prof. Liu: I'm glad to go home.

Chen Ge: Go home.

Prof. Liu: When I arrived at the door, my son was waiting for me at the door. The child is out of school: Dad, you're back. It's back, it's back. The kid came up and put his arms around me.

Chen Ge: Happy.

Professor Liu: Dad, Dad, you're showing me your face too much.

Chen Ge: How do you show your face?

Prof. Liu: We have a quiz in our school, and all your dads went to the flyover this afternoon.

Let's all go to the flyover!

The end of the play, the curtain ends.

Chen Ge said: All of the above is a joke, not for individuals. If you think it's aimed at you, then you can come to me, anyway, the professor surnamed Liu can't beat me, and if he does, he won't be able to outrun me.

As for the matter of people in the Jianghu movie, I, as the actor and screenwriter of this movie, must say something, not talk about the plot or movie, but just say this: The fathers of the country can tolerate me and not make evil money in the world. Don't recruit anyone, don't mess with anyone, every staff member of our crew in the Jianghu crew has absolutely a clear conscience, as for why it is said that it is subject to so much ridicule and oppression, it is like this.

Counting nine in the middle of winter and looking forward to spring,

In the middle of the night, I look forward to the morning sun;

Flowers and moons look forward to big money,

idle second wife looking forward to hooliganism;

The genius who reads at night looks forward to the female ghost,

The old man who is a single man looks forward to the aunt;

Acting is looking forward to winning awards,

The indescribable people in the indescribable industry who have made indescribable films are looking forward to dying together"

Now.

The Internet refreshed Weibo again and again, waiting to see Chen Ge's review, and laughed a lot.

"Chen Ge, should I say that you are a tease, or should I say that you are awesome?"

"I'm Chen Ge's brain-dead fan, an absolute brain-dead fan, Chen Ge has done a great job in this review!"

"Hahahaha, it's so cool to scold, I always knew that Chen Ge was good, there were few other news since he entered the circle, and the search news was all beating, and I only found out today that Chen Ge was unambiguous in scolding!"

"It's fun! Originally, I came to scold the brainless fans, and I didn't know Chen Ge, but the major forums were played by Chen Ge's fans, I went, and today I found out that I was lonely and unheard, and from now on Chen Ge, I will be your fan. ”

"Oh, you're fucking funny!"

"Chen Ge's book is really against the sky, you look at the cross talk in recent years, there is no coke at all, I really should let the people in the cross talk world take a look, a layman can make the book so good, what are they talking about!"

"This professor provoked Chen Ge and counted him as blood mold for eight lifetimes, presumably he has been crying and fainting in the toilet."

"It's so good, I actually cut it all down without a word!"

"Give Zhang Ye 100,000 likes, especially the last sentence, the indescribable people in the industry who have made indescribable films are looking forward to dying together, this is what amuses me, all co-authors can't be described!"

"I seemed to see Professor Liu crying silently."

There are two kinds of voices on the Internet, one is for Professor Liu to come out and make a statement, and the other is for people in the cross talk industry to come out and talk about how a layman can make such a good script.

As expected, it didn't take long for people in the cross talk industry to sit still first, and a cross talk actor named Liu Xiaoyun posted on Weibo: Most of the basic skills of cross talk are not in the script, standing on the stage, it depends more on the actor's adaptability and hosting skills, as long as the actor can say, a script that is not funny can also amuse the audience, and the actor is not good, no matter how funny the script is, it may not be able to amuse the audience. Moreover, laymen don't understand, some scripts look interesting, but in fact, cross talk is not cross talk at all, cross talk should educate people with morality, and the script with too many negative emotions is called scolding the street, which is not cross talk at all!

Soon after, a well-known cross talk actor also commented: A work that insults the art of cross talk has attracted so much attention, I feel very disappointed, whether this work is funny or not, I don't evaluate, but the art of cross talk, the core is not how funny, since our industry calls it art, it has the mission and value it is given, there is no such thing as you who practice the things left by your predecessors, no matter what, a cross talk work must have its most basic depth and width, is full of some vulgar jokes and even scolding Huayu, this is not called cross talk, and our cross talk industry will not admit that it is called cross talk! ”

Professor Liu finally couldn't hold back his words at this time: "I really don't understand what kind of wind he is smoking, this kind of worthless cross talk dares to be released, his brain is broken?" It's also called a review, I think you should review and review. I see that the staff on Weibo also took the blame and resigned, and they didn't do anything with their salaries, what do you want you to do? Cross talk is an art, how did it become this virtue when he got there? There are a few jokes in it, which is simply unbearable, this is also the network broadcast, the scale is a little bigger, but no matter how big the scale is, you don't ruin the cross talk so much, for them, I have an evaluation - vulgar, kitsch, vulgar! is still the same sentence, an actor like this should be banned, and the works of this kind of actor should be absolutely banned!

These people in the cross talk industry are really forced to be anxious, because too many people on the Internet have left messages under their Weibo, most of them say that their cross talk is not funny, and the burden of fun is not as much as a layman's script.

As soon as these cross talk actors expressed their opinions, many people on the Internet echoed them, after all, not everyone likes Chen Ge.

During this time, Chen Ge's news emerged in an endless stream, although it did not reach the level of headlines, but he couldn't stand up to the fact that there was a lot of news, and he almost dominated the screen. To a certain extent, the news dominance will cause some people to be disgusted.

"Vulgar!"

"What kind of cross talk script is this, it's no different from a shrew scolding the street!"

"There are so many people applauding such vulgar cross talk? It must be an invited sailor. I have long seen that this little star named Chen Ge is not normal during this time, and he is trying to hype up the east and the west during this time! No one is stupid! ”

"I just watched quietly and didn't speak, I'm so afraid that there are too many trolls on the Internet."

"This Chen Ge seems to have a good background, and it is normal to invite the water army to raise his attention."

"Comparing Chen Ge's shrewd scolding on the street with cross talk is simply insulting tradition!"

"Support Liu Xiaoyun!"

"Several seniors in the cross talk industry have said it really well!"

"That's right, I also said what I wanted to say, such a vulgar thing, everyone should collectively boycott it! I wondered, how could anyone still like such vulgar things? Do you still have a little bit of an appreciation for art? ”

"I don't understand, what's wrong with the audience now? They don't listen to so many excellent cross talk artworks, they have to like the vulgar things said by third-rate starlets! Alas, the current social atmosphere is becoming more and more exaggerated, we study hard, seriously, we can't even get recognition, a little star who is good for nothing but his face casually makes a broken thing that is nothing, but countless people go after it? Don't today's audiences know how to appreciate it? I'm sad anyway, sad for our cross talk, and sad for this era! ”

"A layman, actually called his scolding on the street in the form of cross talk, I really don't know how he has the face to say such big words, cross talk is art, what is needed is not only funny, but also needs a solid basic mouth and a fluent, loud and neat voice!"

Under the Weibo of several cross talk actors, the accusations against Chen Ge are obviously more than other words.

Shi Zhimin looked at the latest developments on the Internet, and smiled like a little fox in the mountains, this is really sleepy Someone sent a pillow, and he was worried about what his plan was going to start with, but he didn't expect these people to come to the door first.

Shi Zhimin called Chen Ru, "Chen Ru, that video, you can push it." ”

That video is the video where Chen Ge talks about a talk show in a bar.

Chen Ru received Shi Zhimin's notice and immediately contacted the heads of several small news websites and pinned the video to the most conspicuous place in the pop-up window of the website.

The cost is not much, but the effect is good, and you should never ignore the influence of a small website.

As soon as the video was released on a small website, it was quickly seen by people with a heart, so it spread ten to hundred, and the transmission of network information was not just as simple as one plus one equals two.

A small video was quickly topped by the top 20 of the thousand-degree hot search.

The video quality is not very good, but I can barely recognize that it is Chen Ge standing on the stage, which is not unrelated to the high recognition of Chen Ge's facial features.

At the beginning of the video, a young man stands on the stage and says, "Hello guests, I'm the owner of this bar"

There was a pause.

"A fan of Zhang Xu."

Many netizens were amused, but more people pouted disdainfully, this burden is too old.

Chen Ge said on stage: "To be honest, don't look at me standing on the stage now, it's still like that, in fact, I used to be far behind, and it was not related to the professions of actor and host, because I was very fat before." How fat did I use to be, I went to buy clothes, I went to the store, and basically the first thing I said to the waiter was, girl, there is something I have to make clear to you first. I'm not a stammer. The waitress girl is very strange, what do you mean by that? I said to her, "Girl, get me a fork fork L for this dress!" ”

These jokes are all classic jokes that have not been buried in the era of the information explosion in later generations, and when have people in this world heard such funny and nonsensical words, many people laughed more than once.

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Wu Juan opened the room, slammed the door, did not turn on the light, walked to the sofa with the faint light of the mobile phone, and nested on the sofa with her legs and knees.

Today is the third day of broken love...

Wu Juan looked at the lights outside the window and was angry for a while, walked over and closed the curtains, now, the inside and outside of the house are two worlds.

Wu Juan only hopes that she can live quietly in her own world.

Wu Juan opened her mobile phone, clicked on the Qiandu browser, looked at today's hot search, and finally stayed on a "Chen Ge's video", she knew that Chen Ge, the wild boy who had seen him, was not a fan, but her senses were not bad, so she hesitated and clicked to open.

"Let's get back to the legend that my friend, he's really a rich man, he bought a big villa last year, hey, there are two highways in the yard."

"Two highways, one is called the Father's Guarantee Expressway, why is it called the Father's Guarantee Expressway, it is from his father's bedroom to the nanny's bedroom, and the other is called the Mother's Kitchen Expressway, why is it called the Mother's Kitchen Expressway, you know~"

"As for who this friend of mine is, he is so rich, it is inconvenient to reveal it to everyone, after all, it is privacy."

"Concubine Liu, female, height 168, weight 49 kg, ID number is 2355・・・・・・"

Wu Juan snorted and laughed, this was her first smile in a few days, followed by a sudden cry out of her knees, which was also the first time she cried since the breakup.

Chen Ge's voice still echoed in the room.

"Actually, each of us will always have one or two second-hand goods in our circle of friends, I looked at my circle of friends and found that this rule was broken, because there is more than one second-hand goods in my circle!"

"A second-hand friend of mine, who has been a second-year since he was a child, remembers that when I was in middle school, our biology had just learned about chromosomes. There are 23 pairs of human chromosomes, and the old man who teaches biology asks slowly, "How many pairs of chromosomes are there, classmates?" My second-hand friend in the corner replied loudly, "64 yes!" The old man nodded calmly and solemnly: "Well, tell me now, what is the purpose of your coming to Earth?" ”

"As for who my second-hand friend is, it's inconvenient for me to disclose it here, of course, I don't say that you also understand!"

"Sometimes in life, it is not only the classmates around you, but also the exam questions, such as essays. I remember when I was in the sixth grade of elementary school, I did a special second material essay, which made a deep impression on me, and I have been deeply remembering it for decades, when it was like this: a young man felt that he had not met a talent, and an old man heard it, and immediately threw a grain of sand on the beach, saying, "Please get it back", "How is this possible!" Then the old man threw another pearl into the sand: "And now?" The old man then said, "If you are just a grain of sand in the sand, then you can't demand that others pay attention to you and approve of you. If you want others to recognize you, then you have to find a way to turn yourself into a pearl first. After hearing this, the young man nodded thoughtfully, grabbed the pearl and ran away.

Based on the above materials, please write a material essay with the title of "Where is the most basic trust between people", with no restrictions on the style and more than 800 words. ”

"That time, everyone in our class got a zero score, which shows that we are still too young to die."

"In fact, there are many times when there is no right answer to many things. It's like saying that each of us lives a lifetime, and it is impossible to do mainstream things forever, there are always times when we do something different and do something that doesn't make sense! So we became alien and ostracized, maybe we are not wrong, but we have to suffer some consequences for no reason, so many people learn to be tactful, and the edges and corners of the newborn calf are gradually smoothed out when they first come out of society. Then one day I suddenly woke up, it turned out that I don't know when, we have been polished into this by time, our expectations for life are lowered little by little, and we gradually lose our fighting spirit. No more defense, no more aggressiveness. I used to hope that I could get my wallet back if I lost it, but now I just need to get my ID back. I used to hope for a double hundred in the final exam, but now I can take a 60 exam. I used to want a raise, but now I just don't work overtime. I used to want to become a fitness trainer, but now I only need to lose 20 pounds. I once wanted to change the world, but now it's hard not to be changed by this world. ”

"We often hope for a perfect love from beginning to end, hope to have a chic and perfect life, but after really going through a period of time, you may find that you hope for 100 points, in fact, only 30 points in the end, so crying and sobbing to lock yourself in your own world and think that you are a loser, maybe everyone will go through this stage, a little setback will think that their crying is beyond measure, at this time, I only have one sentence to tell you, leave everything behind, leave the place!"

In the room, accompanied by the sound of crying bitterly, Wu Juan sobbed: "Chen Ge, you bastard! ”

Chen Ge suffered an unwarranted disaster and sneezed hard in front of the computer, I don't know why, the sneezing has not stopped recently. (To be continued.) )