Chapter 55: A group of scumbags
Chapter 55
A group of three cars went to Guangming Middle School, and the car was stopped by security guards at the door. The Dean of Academic Affairs said, "We are from Guangyao Middle School, and we are here to study today!" ”
The security guard was a fat man, he looked quite draggy, and he asked in a northeastern dialect: ", what?" Shining Middle School? Something, I haven't heard of it. ”
"Open the door quickly, don't delay business!" Said the dean of academic affairs.
", you want me to open the door? Get out of the way! Without the instructions of our principal, I won't open it, and I don't have time to pay attention to you now. The security guard said.
"We're really on business!" Said the dean of academic affairs.
"I don't know, don't be blind!" The security guard said.
"Smoke a cigarette!" The director of academic affairs handed over the cigarette, and the security guard saw that it was Zhonghua, put the cigarette in his mouth and smoked, and after a few puffs, the security guard said, "I still can't enter!" ”
The dean of academic affairs was angry, the security guard's eyes would only look upward, ignoring him as a leader at all, the dean of academic affairs felt that he was a leader anyway, how could he be ignored by a security guard in a different place, he clenched his fists, his nails were about to be embedded in the flesh, and finally thought about it and held back. He ran over to report to the principal, who calmly took out his mobile phone and called.
"Principal Wu, I'm at the gate of your school, your security is really strict, the security guards don't let you in!" Principal Jia of Guangyao Middle School said.
"In this way, this shows that our school has a high threshold, and not everyone can come in, so you can wait for a while, I will have someone come to pick you up!" After Principal Wu finished speaking, he hung up the phone, this so-called waiting, that is the meaning of drying, clearly deliberate, otherwise a phone call, the security guard will not let him go.
Principal Jia was very angry, but there was no way, he couldn't break in, he got out of the car, walked up to the security guard and said, "Look at your face is very good, your parents are okay!" ”
The security guard said, "Fuck off! ”
Principal Jia was a little embarrassed, he said: "I am the principal of Guangyao Middle School, can you make it convenient!" ”
"The principal is a fart, but listening to you, I really want to make it convenient, I'm going to make it convenient!" The security guard is gone. Principal Jia was also mad.
Lin Tian got out of the car, he stretched, he took a breath and spat on the ground. He did a couple of radio drills. The security guard appeared at the school gate again, and Lin Tian glanced at the security guard.
Made, when did the security guard become so arrogant. Thinking that wearing a uniform would be a bull's fork, Lin Tian was particularly unhappy.
"Madan, why can't you go in?" Lin Tian asked.
"Oh, what kind of hair are you? Dare to teach Lao Tzu! The security guard said.
"You come out, I promise I won't kill you!" Lin Tian said.
"You come in...... I! Thinking about it, he opened the door and came out.
"Grandson, there's a kind of you hitting me!" The security guard said.
"You're my grandson, I'm your grandfather!" Lin Tian said.
"I'm your son, you're my son!" The security guard said that the security guard felt that he had suffered a loss.
"I am your ancestor, you are my grandson!" Lin Tian said.
"You're a fart, let it go and it's gone!" The security guard said.
"You're my gold, I knew I was going to squirt you into the toilet and flush it away!" Lin Tian said.
Several leaders of the car watched Lin Tian go up and scolded the security guards, although they were vulgar, they all felt relieved in their hearts, and no one wanted to stop them. Tang Xin heard the quarrel and got out of the car very excitedly, she walked to Lin Tian's side and listened to him quarrel. She now worships Lin Tian like a hero. Tang Dou also got out of the car, he came over and pulled Tang Xin and said, "Don't be insulted, go!" "
"Eloquence is so good, what insults the ears?" Tang Xin asked.
Tang Dou said: "Don't be defiled by him! ”
"I'm so old, don't treat me like a three-year-old! Come on, I have my own judgment as well. Tang Xin said.
"Shh......h Don't talk! Tang Xin stopped Tang Dou from talking.
Suddenly, Lin Tian stretched out his hand and shook it in front of him and said, "SB, look here!" ”
The security guard was dumbfounded. This is Lin Tian's method - hypnosis. He now has mastered the basics of hypnosis, his brain is very developed, he has the ability to read minds, and hypnosis is the aid of mind reading, some people are very vigilant in their hearts, and they can't read each other's hearts, so they have to hypnotize, let him relax, and then read.
There are beginner, intermediate, and advanced levels of hypnosis. Lin Tian only mastered the elementary level.
The security guard was hypnotized like this, and Lin Tian said: "SB, open the door!" The security guard went and opened the door. Lin Tian got into the car, and the car drove into the school.
Lin Tiantong guò quarreled and finally solved the problem, which was unexpected by everyone, and it also surprised the people in the education system, Su Muyun secretly sighed that this sling silk really made people cry and laugh, and Zhou Zhiqi was too, since she was pressed in the morning, her heart was hot, and her lower body was also wet.
Principal Jia was very angry, angry that the other party didn't take him as the principal seriously, and finally relied on the students of his school to scold the security guard to open the door. What are they?
Principal Wu knew that the glorious Principal Jia was coming, and he had already instructed the guards and security guards not to open the door, and he was going to make the glorious Principal Jia wait for half an hour, and then ask the security guards to open the door and use guò to achieve his goal of humiliating him.
But things didn't go as he wanted, and after the glorious Principal Jia entered the school, he went upstairs directly. Everyone followed Principal Jia, and Principal Jia walked directly into Principal Wu's office. Principal Wu was guiding the work with several middle-level cadres, and when he saw Principal Guangyao break in, his train of thought was interrupted, and Principal Wu said, "You guys go and do things first!" "A few of the middle layers are gone.
"Lao Jia, you really didn't invite to break in! I've arranged for someone to pick you up, how can I see that? Principal Wu said.
"Don't be so hypocritical! Tell the security guards to close the door and not let us in, how can this be done? This has to be settled. I'm also going to get justice from the Education Bureau, and I'm not allowed to come in for normal exchanges? Principal Jia said.
"Hehe, you still speak so sharply. I apologize for not arranging it. Well, go to the lecture first or go to eat first? Principal Wu said. Guangming Middle School's annual admission rate is higher than that of Guangyao, mainly because Guangming's students are a grade higher than Guangyao. Therefore, Principal Wu felt that he had a sense of superiority in front of Principal Jia.
"What kind of meal, it's only nine o'clock, let's listen to the class!" Principal Jia said. It's as if they're just here to eat, it's so insulting.
"Okay, let me show you what the real yàn class is, no matter from the number and quality of students, you can see that we are much better than you, you garbage school, you study hard." Principal Wu said that he never forgot to look for opportunities to attack the other party.
Principal Jia's face turned white.
"Let's talk about it! Principal Jia had no choice but to say. It is an indisputable fact that the bright students are good, and Principal Jia's purpose is to take Tang Dou and Lin Tian to challenge. A science major, a liberal arts major, is here to regain yesterday's face. Tang Dou's science scores are close to full scores, and there is no shortage of such people in Guangming, and Lin Tianwen's score of 704 is impossible.
The principal took a few teachers and students into the science class of the third year of high school, and sat together in the back of the classroom, this class was a math class, and the teacher was talking about a comprehensive problem, involving analytic geometry, algebra, space vectors and other issues.
Lin Tian's mathematics is advancing by leaps and bounds, and he can know the answer to any question at a glance, he saw so many students at a loss, and he was even more proud, he was even more scumbag, and there were so many scumbags in the real yàn class. Principal Jia is a political teacher, and it seems that he is also a scumbag in mathematics, so he can't understand the formulas and theorems on the blackboard.
"Will you do it?" Tang Dou asked Lin Tian.
"Isn't that little Keys?" Lin Tian said.