After losing a few of his friends, Liu La got to the point, and he said to the audience: "Today, let's take over the stand-up comedy "Nine-Head Case", some friends may want to ask, doesn't it mean that it has been finished, and it will be lost and can't be found later?" Why do you want to talk about it again today? “

"Hey, you're right, it's true, it's gone, I can't find it, I originally planned to spend some time, little by little to find the back content and make it up and then tell everyone to listen, who would have thought that someone would suddenly call us out!"

"You should all know what is going on, I won't say much here, if you don't know, you can check on the Internet or ask the people around you."

"In short, the reason why I am telling you this is to justify myself, and secondly, to give you a vaccination. The story I want to tell today is what I found and made up in two days, and the time is too short, and it is inevitable that there will be some places that are not in place. ”

After saying such a sentence, Liu La talked about the text: "The book continues from the above, and we talked about the third head in the last book, which is the so-called flower blooming two flowers and one table each, put it down first, let's talk about the other side." ”

"What are you talking about here, it's a water shop. In those days, there was no running water, and the big families had wells, but the small ones had to rely on water shops to deliver water. ”

"Generally in the morning, as soon as the city gate opens, the water shop and the water cart goes out, and after the water is filled in a fixed place outside the city, the car returns to the city, and before dawn, the water shop boy will put the water into the bucket and deliver it door to door, and then collect the cash and go back to the store."

"It's the same today, at a water shop on this side of Qianmen Street, the guy got up early and delivered water to the door door from door to door, and in the end there was only one yard left in the innermost part of the alley, and no one opened the door no matter how much he knocked on it."

Early in the morning, the young man was still in a hurry to finish his work and go back to sleep, but the house just didn't open the door, the young man was very angry, and he put his foot on the door, who would have thought that he would kick the door open all of a sudden.

The young man was also quite surprised, but after thinking about it, it was good that the door was open, and the water tank was in the courtyard anyway, so he could work. So he walked lightly into the courtyard......

Liu La said on the stage, Jiang Bo and the very thin apprentice who had been here twice before were also frowning and listening, either how to say that there are no good people in the cross talk circle, and they are all thieves, for fear of missing any troubles from their opponents.

However, it is different from Liu La's happy mood and expression when he listened to Jiang Bo yesterday, when Jiang Bo listened to Liu Ra today, his expression was not very good-looking, and his brows were always locked.

First, because the sarcastic joke that Liu La said at the beginning really hurt Jiang Bo, he himself is a relatively small-minded person, plus his identity is there, no one has dared to make such a joke with him for many years, and this can't be called a joke, it's just scolding the street, it's really too damaging.

Jiang Bo secretly scolded Liu Ra for speaking badly, but he forgot that when he buried Liu Ra on stage yesterday, he might as well let it go.

Another thing that makes Jiang Bo feel unhappy is that there are so many celebrities in the circle cheering Liu Sa today, which is too uncomfortable for Jiang Bo. When Jiang Bo said it yesterday, there was no star to cheer him on, Jiang Bo didn't expect this at all, he secretly said in his heart that this kid Liu La was too insidious.

However, Jiang Bo is really a gentleman's belly with the heart of a villain, these stars are really not deliberately arranged by Liu La, they are all Liu La's friends, and they spontaneously came to support Liu La. This can only show that Liu La's popularity is good, while Jiang Bo's popularity is really not good.

Whether it was Jiang Bo's apprentice, I don't know if it was a lineage or guessed Jiang Bo's thoughts, the thin man next to Jiang Bo said to him: "Master, this Liu Spicy is too insidious, and today I got so many stars to support him, not to attract the attention of the audience." ”

"Not really!" Jiang Bo thought deeply of the apprentice's words, and couldn't help sighing: "We are still not ready." ”

The apprentice also persuaded him: "It's okay Master, forget it today, and when you say it tomorrow, just invite a few celebrities to support you." ”

"Oh, no." Jiang Bo sighed again: "Liu La, this kid makes movies and acts on TV, and he has also hosted shows, and he knows many kinds of stars." Your master and I have been concentrating on cross talk, I'm afraid I won't be able to invite so many stars. ”

"It's okay, Master, what are we doing? Aren't we just talking about cross talk! It's useless for Liu La to find no matter how many people you are, you just look for two cross talk masters who are good friends with you, and it's useless for him to find any celebrities. ”

Hearing the apprentice's words, Jiang Bo thought: "Hey, what you said makes sense, yes, let's do it tomorrow, and I'll call someone when I go out later." ”

Saying this, Jiang Bo no longer frowned, and a smug sneer appeared on his face.

Liu La naturally didn't know anything about what Jiang Bo was thinking, but even if he really knew, he could only laugh twice, and scolded in his heart: "SB."

On the stage, Liu Ra also said the end: "When the young man came out of the courtyard, it was already bright. Carrying two buckets, he returned to the bunk, but he never noticed that a human head had been stuffed into his bucket. ”

When he got back to the shop, he put the bucket in the courtyard and went back to the back room to sleep. After more than 20 minutes, the owner of the water shop woke up.

He has blood on this head, and after throwing it in the courtyard for so long, the blood has already flowed out of the bucket. As soon as the boss went out, he found bloodstains.

Following the bloodstains, the boss found the bucket and opened the lid, revealing a human head inside. In an instant, the boss's blood was cold.

His first reaction was that he thought that some guy had killed someone and hid his head in a bucket. But after thinking about it carefully, he felt that his buddy didn't have the guts, and someone must have deliberately caused trouble.

It's also a coincidence.,Two days ago, the owner of this water shop happened to have a fight with the owner of the tailor shop on the other side.,Don't think about it.,This head must be the owner of the tailor's shop to pit himself.,Thanks to the fact that he found it early.。

Thinking of this, while the opposite side had not yet opened, the shopkeeper of the water shop ran out and hung the head on the plaque of the tailor's shop opposite, and then returned to the courtyard to destroy the traces without mentioning it.

After a while, the shopkeeper of the tailor's shop also woke up, and he quickly woke up the young man in his shop to open the door.

The young man had not yet woken up, and in a daze, he walked over and opened the door, and at first glance he saw a human head hanging from the door.

"Oh my mother!" The young man was so frightened that he stumbled back to the store, and then he was so frightened that he couldn't speak clearly, and dragged the shopkeeper to the door.

The shopkeeper followed him out, and when he saw the scene outside the door, he was also frightened: "Ah, where did the two heads come from......

ps: Alas, the trouble under the rain, the "boom" thunder is like someone knocking on the door, and those who don't know think Jackie Chan is coming. It's been raining for three days in a row, the city is flooded, I can't even buy vegetables, it's so annoying, I can't write it at all, tomorrow it's sunny day, I'm almost hungry and thin, I want to eat vegetables! (To be continued.) )