Chapter 289: No Profit Can't Be Early
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The emperor no longer had the heart to watch polo. Take a few close ministers and princes to drive to Tian Sisi's horse farm.
As soon as I entered the racecourse, I felt that something was wrong, the fresh air was sweet and smelled indescribably comfortable. It was as if there was an ethereal feeling of forgetfulness.
Damn, the emperor secretly clenched his fists, this bear child made the horse farm more comfortable than where people lived, and it was really a loser. It has to be said that the emperor was jealous.
But those horses are really miserable.
There are not only lame legs and hairless, but also those without ears, tumors, blind, and one nostril less.
"Sisi, where did you get so many bad horses? None of them are eye-catching, what the hell do you want to do? ”
"Hehe, great-grandfather, try this horse meat fire, and then try this horse meat hot pot, it doesn't suit the taste."
"I can't eat it, kid, I can't spend it like this if I have money."
"Hahahaha." The slightest fox laughed, "Great-grandfather might as well gamble with us, you have seen the speed, and we compare endurance."
You can pick any horses, and go to Xinfeng Town, twenty miles away, to buy a piece of Lao Chen Ji's sauce donkey meat and come back. ”
"Okay, I'll bet with you. King Yongding, you go and choose, I still don't believe it, my royal horse is not as good as your lame horse. ”
"Woohoo, it's not easy to pit you, great-grandfather, what about the colorful head?"
"If you win, I will reward you with a yellow village."
Quickly kneel down and kowtow in thanksgiving.
"Thank you, Lord Long."
snapped, and threw the chopsticks, "I, I haven't lost yet, what are you?" ”
"Almost."
What do you call almost, will the bear child die if he is not angry?
"What if you lose?"
The hippie smiled and tilted his little head and scratched the back of his head, "How could I lose." ”
"Just in case, I said just in case."
Not happy, being slapped in the face by a little kid in front of so many people.
"If you lose, can I give you this horse farm?"
"Okay."
"Then you drink slowly. I went to sleep. ”
Ga, all the princes and ministers sweated for Sisi, and said in their hearts that the little fart child is really good, the emperor is sitting here. You still dare to go to sleep. This is so disgusting that your life is great.
"No, what if you run away, I don't trust you very much."
yes, yes, people want to cry. This little kid is so bad, they are all miserable.
"Alright then," she pouted, "I'll go to the kitchen and get some more good dishes." ”
"Wu Wei, look at her, dare to run away, don't worry about killing."
kneeling in seconds, crying a handful of snot and tears. "Great-grandfather, is Sisi's character so bad? What a hate, to give such a ruthless order. ”
Seeing the slightest unluck, the emperor was relieved, "I can't believe you." ”
Hmph, eating other people's food, drinking other people's food, and bullying other people, it's too bad.
"Great-grandfather, how is this soup?"
"It's ok. Tastes good. ”
"That's what I mean", the slightest pinching of the voice, a flattering face, "Motherwort red date lean meat soup." Motherwort, blood circulation, stasis, menstruation, water dissipation, treatment of women's menstrual irregularities, fetal leakage dystocia, inability to coat, postpartum blood dizziness. Blood stasis and abdominal pain, collapse and leakage, blood in the urine, diarrhea, carbuncle swelling and sores.
It is an important medicine used by doctors to treat gynecological diseases in the past. ”
The emperor's face turned green, and he silently spit out the blades of grass. I want to cry, really, I've never wanted to cry like this in my life.
Xu Changgong likes to lift the bar when no one is around, and Yu Ming also admits death, but who did her mother's child learn from, it is simply a masterpiece of gathering qi and reaching the peak.
"What happened to great-grandfather? Isn't what Sisi said wrong? That's what is written in the materia medica, Sisi has read the materia medica, Sisi is very powerful, right?
Great-grandfather, Sisi felt that the Materia Medica was not written correctly, it was obviously a very good ingredient, all the women were light on men, Sisi liked this soup very much, but she didn't like the efficacy of the Materia Medica.
When the silk words are recognized, Sisi really wants to write a new book of materia medica, or write a book of medicine and food homology, and give the motherwort certificate to prove it, great-grandfather, did you say that Sisi wrote you into it? ”
Good boy, you have ambition, and you still want to write a book to say what it is to make me stink for 10,000 years. It's too bad, the bad ones are out of the circle. Xu Changgong, Lao Tzu is not finished with you, who asked you to release your sister's bear child.
"Good boy, ambitious, filial." I can't shout yet, it's too embarrassing, no wonder the bear child took all the people around him away just now, "Write a book and say it's not in a hurry, will you write your name?" ”
He shook his head with a very humble look, "No." ”
"That's right, let's write the words first, let's talk about it, I'm really not in a hurry to write a book, really." Look at my sincere eyes.
"Uh-huh", he nodded with an open mind, "It's also ha, it's still my great-grandfather's wisdom and martial arts." ”
Damn, I finally flickered, and I was scared to see this white hairy sweat.
"Sisi, by the way, your horse farm is not ordinary?"
Sisi is not stupid, the whole person can be stopped, not to mention the emperor who is still governed.
Pretending to be in a hurry to show off, his eyes lit up, and the thief leaned forward, "Great-grandfather, I was about to report to you, so I broke everyone up." Do you remember the gourd at the little fat man's brother's house? ”
"Naturally."
"Sisi has come up with some ways to cultivate high-quality pasture, as well as ways to improve the horse's physique and stimulate the horse's potential. You see chasing the wind, right? Is that the big black horse with a lame leg? ”
"Hmm."
"He was originally a military horse, and he came down from the Xuanwu battalion, but he retired because his right hind leg was injured.
But his ambition is still there, and his willingness to gallop on the field is still very strong, and he knows my method, so he stood up again, and said in a super way. ”
"Talk about the point, the point, don't be busy bragging."
took two slaps, was a lot more honest, and continued to flicker.
"The point is, if these broken horses can succeed, what do you say a good horse has to achieve?
I don't say that the foals that have been bred are those military horses on active duty, and if they can extend their service time for three or five years, how much money will they have to save the imperial court. That's why it's super powerful. ”
Shocked, the emperor stood up, I don't know if it was because of shock or drunk, his face was red, and he walked around with his hands behind his back.
After going back and forth more than a dozen times, he sat down suddenly, looked at the surroundings, leaned forward, and lowered his voice: "Bear child", stretched out his finger and knocked on the door of Sisi's head, "I was almost fooled by you again, let's talk about the point." There is no room for concealment. ”
Seeing that there was a door, Sisi lowered her head embarrassedly.
"Great-grandfather, if I say it, what benefits can I get?" (To be continued.) )