Chapter 61: The Legend of the Sheep's Kidneys
In the days after Women's Day, the nurse sister wakes up early every day and goes to the library.
She's on a promise to be the best stylist in the world. The nurse's sister doesn't stay at home, and Ren Qian is 'alone in the empty boudoir', which is really lonely, empty and cold.
He wants to stay at home and play on the computer, but he has passed the 'age' of being addicted to online games.
I have no choice but to blindly browse the news and current affairs on the Internet.
For example, the 'Dragon King' manned submarine has created the world's deepest diving depth;
For example, the Empire's third space station is being launched, and astronauts are doing physics live in space.
Looking at it, Ren Qian opened the entertainment news page again.
The king traveled abroad and was stolen a real crocodile leather handbag worth one million, and he couldn't help take a selfie.
Hearing the chapter? After the incident, he was secretly photographed entering and leaving the bar......
Hehehehe......
For this kind of entertainment news without the slightest nutrition, he has always been at a glance.
However, the web page is not full of scandal gimmicks.
Ren Qian also saw a news that made him sigh, or rather, this is no longer news, but a touching love story.
In the fifties of the last century, Liu Guojiang, a 20-year-old farmer from Yudu, fell in love with "Qiao? Widowed? "Xu Chaoqin."
But the true love between a twenty-year-old young man and a thirty-year-old widow has too much criticism and white eyes. In order to protect their hard-won true love, the two eloped hand in hand and settled down in the deep mountains and old forests.
However, the mountain road in the deep mountains is rugged, in order to ensure the safety of Xu Chaoqing's travel.
Liu Guojiang has been busy all his life digging stone stairs on the cliffs leading to the outside world.
Over the decades, more than 6,000 steps have been carved into the cliffs.
Their love is solidified on one stone staircase after another, and it is called the 'ladder of love'.
Until Liu Guojiang died the year before last......
And the day before yesterday, the pretty widow also closed her eyes and followed her wife......
The touching love story of the two regardless of the world has become popular all over the streets and alleys.
'Not bad. ’
Ren Qian was also moved, and he remembered a song.
I couldn't help but close my eyes and recall the melody, and my fingers twitched up and down with my thoughts, and I hummed softly.
If there is a piano in front of you, the echoes in the room at this time will definitely be tearful notes.
Pulling out a blank sheet of paper from a drawer, he began to 'compose music and lyrics'.
Syllable! Syllable! Syllable! Syllable!
Ren Qian: "......"
He knew that this must be Young Master Yan, and no one would knock on his door like a debt collector except Young Master Yan.
Thinking of Young Master Yan Ren Qian, he felt that it was a pity to be a rich second generation.
obviously has rich and handsome capital, but he lives like diao.
I've never seen him drive a luxury car, I've never seen him spend a lot of money, and I've never seen him pull two gold worshippers by his side.
This may be the ideal heir in the eyes of Young Master Yan's elders.
"Brother Qian, I'm here with a guitar."
The door only opened a short crack, and Young Master Yan squeezed in, smiling and shaking the guitar behind him.
The guitar is much taller than Xiao Ah and Pipa on the bad street.
Cocking Erlang's legs, playing slowly, it feels very good.
Taking a little girlfriend to play the guitar in a quiet corner of the garden is much more romantic than going to tea and commenting on songs.
Ren Qian smiled and said nothing, in order to make the little girlfriend happy, Young Master Yan also made a bloody investment.
Not to mention going to work in the company every day to make money, he also changed his way to play romance, and made an appointment to learn a love song from him a long time ago.
Usually Ren Qian is very busy and has no time to teach, but today he is bored while the nurse sister is away. made a call to Yan Yu to come over.
It's kind of a 'vow'.
"Hey, hey, hey...... Brother Qian, don't teach me that kind of rotten street saliva song. To be offbeat, to be uninhibited, to show my unique male charm! ”
Ren Qian: "......"
Are you kidding me!?
Although Master Yan's request was a little rude, Ren Qian still patiently searched in his own song library, there are countless songs about expressing love, and I believe that there will always be a song that meets the tricky taste of the eldest young master.
"If you are a tear in my eye,
Then I'll never cry......"
hummed a little about the main song, and asked if he was satisfied. However, Young Master Yan just shook his head in disgust.
He really doesn't think of himself as an outsider at all.
If Ren Qian's works are taken out and sold, let alone hundreds of thousands. And the cliff has a price, but there is no market.
Young Master Yan passed within a second.
Okay, then the next one, Ren Qian searched for another song from the music library.
"I love you,
Loving you,
It's like a mouse loves rice......"
After listening to the main song, Young Master Yan still shook his head and vetoed it.
Again!
"I want to become,
In fairy tales,
The angel you love,
Spread your hands and turn into wings to protect you......"
"Brother Qian, come to something refreshing, let me sing a masculine and charismatic song, brushing away the hormones. Don't do that. ”
Nima still has to inch in......
Since you want hormones, then don't blame my men for being ruthless.
Ren Qian smiled, with a three-point obscenity in his smile? Zovial, seven points of lewdness? Pool.
He remembered a divine comedy that was rare in China for 5,000 years.
This divine comedy not only has catchy lyrics and profound charm, but also does the work of popularizing scientific knowledge.
If this can't solve Young Master Yan, then Ren Qian can't do anything.
"I'm going to play the finale.
If this capital doesn't work, you can find another master...... Prick up your ears and listen! ”
Ren Qian moistened his throat, tightened his abdomen and raised his buttocks, and adjusted the state to the best, the next song is a test of the singer's skills!
……
'The kidneys are good,
Sheep kidneys are wonderful! ’
He roared on the ground, biting words and wonderful words and spitting heavily, which made people's hearts hit hard. When Ren Qian changed his voice, Yan Yu felt that the unspeakable hidden disease that had been haunted for many years had been cured!
Happy! Hearty! Straddle shook slightly.
'Do you know the effect of lamb kidney?!'
Sheep kidney,
Sheep kidneys jump~
You didn't expect the lamb kidneys to eat!
sheep kidney,
Sheep kidneys are strong~
Sheep kidneys repair the injuries you have suffered~
Sheep kidneys are cool,
Sheep kidneys are crazy~
Lamb kidneys tear you all night!! ’
Yeah!
That's the feel!
It's this bohemian feel!
Young Master Yan couldn't help but sway from side to side with Ren Qian's rhythm, the more he swayed, the more he swayed, the more he swayed......
Looking at Yan Yu, who was carried away, the corners of Ren Qian's mouth twitched.
What kind of crazy aesthetic is this?
Kneel.
However, if you want to learn, you can learn, anyway, he will die by himself.
"Brother Qian, what do you mean by sheep kidney?"
Young Master Yan didn't understand the 'technical terms', and asked with some doubts.
……
There are two interpretations of this word.
Allusion 1: "Twenty-Four History? The History of the Jin Dynasty recorded a peerless handsome guy - sheep loin. The handsome sheep waist is shocking and crying ghosts and gods, so others respectfully call him 'sheep waist'.
It is said that when he went out, the ten-mile long street was all for the beautiful women who glanced at him.
Allusion 2......
Ever heard of musk? The formation process of lamb kidneys and musk is similar, and it also has the same effect, and it is very popular with women. ”
Young Master Yan nodded with satisfaction.
He said, with his ability to appreciate art, the cliff of the song he likes has a deep connotation.
Isn't it?
What a discernment.