Chapter 0033 - Fitness and Cheap Body
Sha Ruxue was forced by her father's order and had to follow Luo Yuhan to get out of the car. Luo Yuhan took a few steps forward and said mockingly: "The eldest lady is really unlucky today, although she blackmailed me for 12,000, but she lifted a stone to hit her own feet, I am afraid that my feet still hurt, if I really can't stand it, this young master can deign to blow it for you." After saying that, he smiled proudly.
Luo Yuhan's ridicule did not get a response.
No, Sha Ruxue is the eldest lady, the knife has a poisonous tongue hidden in her mouth, and she should have waved the poisonous tongue long ago when she heard it.
Luo Yuhan turned around and saw that Sha Ruxue was at least seven or eight meters away from him, walking gracefully.
Ya, my temper is big enough, I am your bodyguard, but I am eight feet away from me, and I don't like me. Luo Yuhan thought about it, and suddenly shouted: "It's not good, someone wants to kidnap you." ”
Sha Ruxue believed it to be true, and she didn't even dare to twist her head, so she ran towards Luo Yuhan, ran to Luo Yuhan, and quickly hid behind Luo Yuhan, putting her hands on Luo Yuhan's shoulders, lest she be kidnapped.
Luo Yuhan laughed, Sha Ruxue looked around and didn't see anything abnormal, then she realized that she had been fooled, kicked Luo Yuhan, and said angrily: "Dogs can't change their, my dad just said that he wanted you to protect me, but you teased Miss Ben, beware of me complaining to my dad and asking him to quit you." ”
"If you don't follow me closely, how can I protect you, I'm afraid that I will tease you, I'm too worried, don't say that there are people coming and going on the road, it's a place where no one is there, and I won't, just like you, I can't arouse my interest at all, don't compare with anything else, you look at other people's police flowers, full breasts, fat buttocks, can't be wrapped in a police uniform, two hills fly up, look at you again, your chest is flat, your buttocks are covered and ashamed to answer, the man can't look at it, and the ghost wants to dodge, if it weren't for your father forcing me to be your bodyguard, I wouldn't be too lazy to go shopping with you."
"Dirty, not only are you filthy in body, but also filthy in mind." Sha Ruxue sneered.
These words hurt Luo Yuhan's self-esteem sternly, and he suddenly asked with a tense face: "Why am I dirty, have you gone in and seen it, what is the dirtiness of my heart, is it black or red, is my body dirty, why don't I think, you have seen it, which part is dirty, point it out." ”
Luo Yuhan has dead teeth and a foul mouth, Sha Ruxue knows that debating with him will not have the upper hand, so she teased: "Look at your clothes yourself, long hair, clothes that don't cover your body, sloppy, men are worried when they see it, women are disgusted when they see it, and even your parents are sad when they see it." ”
The two fought with each other, and no one was afraid of falling behind.
Luo Yuhan looked up and saw a hairdresser, the signboard said "Top Kung Fu", and a pair of scissors was drawn next to the font, knowing that this was a hairdresser, he said: "Since you said that I have long hair, I will go in and get a haircut, and then buy a dress, dress up beautifully, and be chic and free, so that I will not be ashamed of your people." ”
"Okay, I was also trying to dye my hair, but I came out in a hurry today and didn't bring any money."
Sha Ruxue once again made a small calculation, wanting Luo Yuhan to pay.
Luo Yuhan wondered, Sha Ruxue's father is worth more than 100 million, why is he so stingy and always wants to take advantage. These rich people, who eat and drink spicy food and spicy food, wear gold and silver, but are extremely stingy with others, they really don't kill the poor and don't get rich.
Luo Yuhan sighed and said helplessly: "The bodyguards on the film and television are all popular and spicy, but I didn't expect my employer to always rub my oil and water, but with the skills of this young master, maybe I don't have to pay for a haircut today." ”
"That's what you said, if you can get the salon to give you free today, I'll treat you to a big meal."
"Free has to be free, but I don't want to eat a big meal."
"And what do you want to do?" Sha Ruxue asked. She didn't understand that this person liked meat so much, and when he mentioned a big meal, he refused.
"Let's bet on kisses." Luo Yuhan said suddenly.
Sha Ruxue's face turned red when she brushed the ground. This person always dislikes me as the eldest lady pampered, short-tempered, and always disgusted, and now I want to kiss myself, I wanted to make a solemn protest, and then cold Luo Yuhan A few words, so that he was embarrassed, but when he thought that Luo Yuhan wanted to be free and purely bragging, he readily agreed, and said: "Okay, we are determined, what if you can't call someone for free." ”
"Then I'll let you kiss me." Luo Yuhan said.
"It's all your business, you stink, I don't want to pollute my mouth." Sha Ruxue refused.
"You say, no matter what you say, I promise you."
"If I win, the 12,000 will blow it."
"A word is a certainty, pull the hook." Sha Ruxue happily raised her right hand and stretched out her little thumb.
"Hang yourself on the hook for a hundred years." Both shouted at the same time.
The scale of the hairdresser is so large, divided into several rooms, not only barber rooms, but also beauty rooms, massage rooms, the total area is definitely more than 200 square meters.
Sha Ruxue wanted to dye her hair, so she naturally went to the hair salon, and before entering, she reiterated her agreement with Luo Yuhan, hoping that Luo Yuhan would not regret it.
And Luo Yuhan also needed a massage to relax after a noon toss, so he went to the massage room. He plans to get a massage first, loosen his muscles, get a haircut, and then dress himself up.
The massage rooms are all single rooms, and Luo Yuhan was led in by the welcome lady and stood at the door and shouted: "An Mei, here's a visitor, room eight." ”
"Here we go." A crisp voice entered the massage room.
As soon as she finished speaking, a tall woman walked in. Luo Yuhan was taken aback when he saw the woman, isn't this the cashier in the supermarket.
She didn't charge in the imperial capital, why did she come here again, could it be a part-time job? Luo Yuhan thought wonderingly. The pressure of life is too great now, and such a beautiful little girl has to work part-time, which is simply distressing.
Luo Yuhan recognized An Mei, but An Mei didn't recognize Luo Yuhan for a while. While putting on her gloves, she asked, "Do you want a head massage or a full body massage?" ”
Luo Yuhan was overjoyed, isn't this a good opportunity to take revenge on her, so he lay face down on the massage table, afraid of hearing his voice, pinched Sang and asked in a low voice: "How much does the head massage cost, and how does the whole body massage cost." ”
"Two hundred for the head and five hundred for the whole body."
"A head massage is more expensive than buying a pig's head, and a full body massage can buy half a pig, you won't be a black shop here." Luo Yuhan teased.
"We have business licenses issued by various departments, not black stores, a penny price, a penny, please rest assured to accept the service, if you are not satisfied, we will give you a free order." An Mei spoke softly, and her voice was very good.
"Then give me a full body massage." Luo Yuhan said.
Luo Yuhan went to the changing room to change into massage clothes, came out and lay on the bed, and began to accept An Mei's service.
An Mei's technique is quite flexible, and she also knows a little about acupuncture points, she pinched Luo Yuhan from head to toe, and then patted Luo Yuhan and said, "Please lie on your back and start doing a positive massage." ”
An Mei was wearing a mask, Luo Yuhan couldn't see An Mei's face, but An Mei could see Luo Yuhan's face. As soon as Luo Yuhan turned over, An Mei recognized Luo Yuhan, and couldn't help but chuckle in her heart, this guy is not here to find trouble.
Thinking of Luo Yuhan's rudeness to herself in the imperial capital, An Mei couldn't help but get angry, but remembering that Luo Yuhan was the object of her service now, it was inconvenient to get angry, but her handling techniques were much worse than before, not only sloppy, but sometimes too hard.
Luo Yuhan was waiting for an opportunity, waiting for a chance to get angry, waiting for a chance to embarrass An Mei.
After An Mei's hand roamed over Luo Yuhan's forehead, she began to pinch Luo Yuhan's chest. Luo Yuhan lucked his true qi and concentrated all his qi on his chest, and An Mei pressed it and found that it was wrong. As long as she pushes her fingers, they bounce back, and when they bounce up, they feel like they have been stung by a wasp.
Anmei wondered, but what was going on with the kid's body, could it be that he had encountered a ghost.
In order to prevent her fingers from being bounced up, An Mei didn't dare to exert force, but at this time, Luo Yuhan began to speak, saying, "Hey, this massage girl-"
"How do you speak, who is the masseuse." In the market, the massage girl is actually synonymous with the lady sitting on the stage, and An Mei thinks that Luo Yuhan calls her so, which is an insult to her.
"If you don't call you a massage girl, then what should I call you, don't you like me to call you Miss." Luo Yuhan took the opportunity to damage An Mei again.
"Call me a gym trainer."
"Cheap, how ugly, this is what you said, I didn't say you are cheap."
"It's healthy, not cheap."
"Oh, I see, I said fitness specialist, can you make some effort, don't be like scratching an itch, if I'm itchy, just buy a scratch and scratch a few times, you don't have to spend a lot of money here in a car to spend."
"I want to do it, but your body doesn't allow it." Anmei retorted. At this time, she was already very sure that this kid was not here for a massage, but to find fault.
"You mean I'm a patient?"
"That's what you said, I didn't say it, but your body is just different from ordinary people." Anmei suddenly raised her voice.
"Call your boss and let him see in person why my body is different from others."
When An Mei heard that Luo Yuhan was going to call the boss, she was so frightened that she didn't dare to squeak. At the top of the list, whenever there is a quarrel between a customer and a service person, whether it is right or wrong, the money must be deducted. An Mei is not afraid of Luo Yuhan, she is afraid of the boss, and if you look deeper, she is afraid of deducting money.
An Mei knew what the problem was, so she said in a low voice: "This little brother, you probably recognize me, I am the cashier of the imperial capital, I was in a bad mood at the time, and I was not polite to talk to you, I apologize to you now, please raise your noble hand, don't call the boss, okay." ”
"Do I know you, I've never forgotten beautiful women, but I don't know you, so you're not a beauty, since you're not a beauty, I don't remember you." Luo Yuhan took the opportunity to vent his dissatisfaction with An Mei.
The boss Brother Huang always wandered around the rooms when he was fine, and at this time he just arrived at the door of room eight, and when he heard the noise inside, he walked in and asked: "Anmei, why did you offend the guests, the customer is our God, our food and clothing, you can offend me, but you can't offend God, understand." ”
"The boss taught me a lesson, but I didn't offend God." Anmei argued.
"I've heard you quarrel with God, and you dare to say no." The boss said, walking over to the massage table.
"No, Brother Huang, this guest's chest is so strange, after I press it, it seems to be pressed on the spring, and it always bounces my hand away."
"There is such a thing, you massage it a few more times and let me open my eyes."
An Mei cautiously put her hand on Luo Yuhan's chest and massaged it twice, strangely, the situation she said did not happen.
Just when An Mei was puzzled, Luo Yuhan spoke, saying: "Maybe this fitness trainer is in a bad mood and affects her performance, I said this fitness trainer, you won't quarrel with your boyfriend at noon." ”
An Mei understood that Luo Yuhan was taking advantage of her, but she couldn't say anything in front of the boss, so she said gently: "Guest, you lie down, let's continue." ”
No sooner had the boss left than something strange happened again. As long as An Mei's hand touched Luo Yuhan's chest, the hand was always bounced away. An Mei began to be apprehensive, so she first passed Luo Yuhan's chest and began to massage her legs.