With the suddenly lively message area, Liu La was once again topped to the first place in blog activity.

And when other users suddenly found out that Liu La's activity began to burst again, they thought that he had said something new and interesting, so they hurriedly clicked on it. When I came in, I realized that this was the case.

Soon, Liu Lai became popular again, but this time the fire was not because of scolding, but because God predicted it......

What really pushed things to the top was a blog post by Bai Xue not long after.

In this blog, Bai Xue got acquainted with Liu La, especially the paragraph where she invited Liu La to a Sichuan restaurant for dinner, and then Liu La gave her a "look", which was fully expressed in an extremely exaggerated writing style.

In this text, Bai Xue described Liu La as an immortal figure who has an iron mouth, is through astronomy, looks down on geography, is in Xiaorenhe, and knows the major events of the five hundred years before and after.

To put it bluntly, she wrote Liu La as a fortune teller. The sense of picture is similar to the kind of "master" who practiced on the flyover.

It's nothing if Shan Baixue is so hairy, this girl is not popular at this time, and she doesn't have many fans, so she can't make much waves.

But helplessly, Bai Xue still has a boyfriend like Chen Yufan.

It didn't take two minutes for her blog to be posted, and it was forwarded by Chen Yufan, an unconscious guy.

Finally, he added, "God said there would be light, and there was light in the world." Liu La said, you guys have to go to prison, so you guys really went to prison......"

What kind of popularity is Chen Yufan, as soon as this blog was forwarded, even most of the stars in China's entertainment industry saw it.

These stars followed and retweeted, and soon, people all over the country saw it......

At this moment, Liu La has not read the blog, so he has no idea what is happening in his comment area. After the news of Zhao Buzhu's arrest was broadcast, Liu La was called downstairs by Shi Niang to play mahjong, and did not pay attention to this matter anymore.

Liu La only learned about this from the mouth of Guo Qilin, a loser child.

At that time, Liu La's eyes were about to touch his own beard, and at this time, the bear child suddenly jumped out from behind with the "dog master": "Liu La, Liu La, you quickly calculate for me, what is the winning number of the next Lotto?" ”

"Get up, don't make trouble, I don't have time, ask your mother to go." Liu La was having a good time, and he didn't hear what he was saying at all, and he answered very neatly.

As soon as he heard this, the bear child sat on Liu La's lap and began to make a fuss: "No, my mother doesn't know, she can't tell what it means to hold a treasure when she plays mahjong, how can she understand that." You count it for me. ”

Liu La made him almost annoyed to death, and he couldn't play mahjong anymore, so he had to put down the cards first to appease the young master: "Okay, ancestor, can't I count it for you?" What is it? ”

Guo Qilin's big eyes blinked, and his expression was particularly innocent: "You calculate for me what the winning numbers of the next three draws of the big lotto will be?" If you really can't count the lotto, you can count the two-color balls. ”

Liu La was stunned, and looked at Guo Qilin with a serious expression: "Baby, are you joking with me?" You are stupid and thinking, if my brother had this ability, I would still be guilty of playing this five-cent mahjong with your mother? Why do I still worship your father as a teacher? ”

Hearing this, the bear child frowned, and he thought for a while: "Don't say it, it's right!" ”

Wang Hui, the wife on the side......

"Why did you suddenly remember to ask me to calculate this for you?"

"What is said on the Internet, saying that you are accurate in divination, they all say that you are Liu Banxian."

"Liu Banxian?"

"That's right, didn't you tell a fortune that two people were going to prison, and now that they're all in there, naturally you're right."

"What? All in? Really? ”

After some careful inquiry, Liu La finally learned what happened from Guo Qilin's mouth.

After asking, Liu La didn't have the heart to care about mahjong, so he ran upstairs and sat down next to the computer.

As soon as I entered the page of the blog, Liu La was dumbfounded, and all the comments that caught my eyes were this type of message-

"Liu Banxian'er, hello, my name is Cangsheng, I was born at six o'clock in the morning on September 17, 88, this is my photo, when can I get off the list?"

"Hello Liu Banxian'er, I am your loyal fan. I bought a new pair of ornaments to ward off evil spirits, may I ask which position in the office will be prosperous? ”

"Hello Liula, I like you very much. I heard on the Internet that you know this kind of thing, so I took the liberty to ask, why has it been more than three months since I bought the feng shui bamboo in my house, and it hasn't grown at all? Does this mean that the feng shui in my home is not good? ”

……

Looking at these messages from fans, Liu La couldn't cry or laugh. Dude is a cross talker, you guys, this is me who treats me as a blind man practicing on the flyover.

continued to look down, until he saw the place where Jiu Seventeen appeared, and Liu La finally understood how this matter was making waves. Liu La was really dumbfounded, he never thought that there would be a god like Jiu Seventeen among his fans. In any case, I never thought that my casual scolding of Yan Zheng would happen to come true.

Funny is funny, surprise is surprised, in line with the mentality of a generation of Internet celebrities, Liu La began to reply to a few friends who left messages.

The first explosive photo made Liu Spicy count off the order. Liu La replied: "Hello friend, I probably took a look at your birthday and photos, you are a typical five elements missing five elements." According to my inference, a person of your destiny is destined to be upside down and lonely in the first half of his life. The good news is that the second half of your life will be very different. In the second half of your life, you get used to it......"

The second requirement is to let Liu La calculate the position of the ornament. Liu La replied: "As the old saying goes, dragons give birth to nine sons, each of which is different, and this evil spirit is also called Pixiu, which is the ninth son of the dragon in mythology. This thing is expensive, it's too wasteful to put it up, I'll pay attention to you, didn't you buy a pair, or you don't put it on the table, you just put it in your hands and play with it. This is conspicuous, and it is also a good exercise, and if you encounter a hooligan one day, you can also defend yourself. Don't you want to be promoted, you just go to your boss with the two of them, and if you sue him if he doesn't give you a promotion, just smash him with these two things, maybe it's useful......"

The third one asked Liu La why the feng shui bamboo didn't grow, and Liu La replied, "I'll tell you a story." “

It is said that once upon a time, there was a person who went to the temple to worship the Buddha, and on the first day he went, he knelt respectfully in front of the Buddha statue: "Buddha, please let me win five million." ”

The next day, he went again and knelt in front of the Buddha statue again: "Buddha, five million is not, let's each take a step back, one million is fine." ”

Day 3: "Or 500,000?" ”

Day 4: "Ten thousand is fine, no matter how small the mosquito is, it is a piece of meat." ”

On the fifth day, this man went with a pickaxe, and he looked at the Buddha statue viciously: "Okay, you are very good, I worship you so sincerely, but you still refuse to help me realize a dream, then I will smash you!" As he spoke, he was about to smash it.

At this time, suddenly, the Buddha statue spoke: "Wait a minute, you two-forced, you come to me every day to beg me to let you win the lottery, you TM is going to buy lottery tickets!" ”

Liu La: "Friend, what I want to sue you is that the feng shui bamboo does not grow, whether it has anything to do with your family's feng shui, I really can't be sure." But what I know for sure is that if it doesn't grow, it's mostly because you haven't watered it......"

Liu La began to reply to fans one by one, of course, he didn't reply to every one, but just selected some of them that were interesting or had slots.

And some fans who were still in front of the blog immediately became excited when they found out that Liu Spicy appeared.

"Wow, Liu Banxian'er has been blown out!"

"Liu Banxian'er, you are so powerful! Does your family know? ”

"Wife, Liu Banxian'er has appeared, come and see God."

Fans began to leave messages enthusiastically again, and Liu La was happy to interact with them. Just when both parties were having a good time, suddenly, there was such a discordant message in the message.

Yu is happy: "As a lifelong willow black, I kindly remind you of these willow fans, you think this willow is a half-fairy, and the fortune telling is particularly accurate, but why do I think it's just the opposite?" You think, Zhao Buzhu and Liu La had an argument, and Zhao Buzhu went in. Yan Zheng had an argument with Liu Ra again, and as a result, Yan Zheng also went in. When I think about it, I don't think he is like a half-fairy, but more like a plague god! You still dare to let this plague god tell you a fortune, mourn, you are really bold. ”

After saying this, Yu Xingxing was probably afraid of being scolded, so he dived directly.

Liu La couldn't help but be stunned when she saw his name and the content he posted. I was stunned because I felt that the name here was familiar, and secondly, because Mao's words seemed to make sense at first glance.

After pondering for a while, Liu La finally remembered that this Yu Happy was not a serious fan, and he let himself be scolded quite miserably that night.

Thinking of who he was, Liu La's battle ** ignited again. However, when he turned his gaze back to the screen, a laughing scene happened, only to see that the fans who originally left messages for Liu La to tell the fortune had actually deleted the messages they had already published after seeing Yu's happy words.

Someone else spoke: "Hey, why was he reminded me like this, I also feel like the side of the plague god is higher than the side of the half-fairy." ”

Spicy ......

I had a cold, I had a fever, and my throat hurt so much that I couldn't speak. I ran to the toilet more than ten times in the afternoon, either vomiting or pulling, and I couldn't help but get this chapter out.

The quality of this chapter is relatively poor.,There's really no way.,Let's bear with me.。 I went to take poison by tearing the text, and someone asked me before, what kind of poison is it that tears the text and takes poison? I sued them for cold medicine, Nima, and unfortunately I got it......