Chapter 426 of the text volume went crazy

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For this imitation firewood kiln landing bottle, the three old men actually locked themselves in the porcelain kiln and didn't come out for a whole day, and even Qin Jie, who went in and called them out for lunch, was also blasted out by Qin Yanpei.

Qin Jie had no choice but to send lunch into the porcelain kiln.

At dusk, Yang Deng came back from the company and heard that the three old men had not yet come out of the porcelain kiln, so he couldn't help but spit out his little tongue.

Qin Jie instructed Yang Deng to go to the porcelain kiln to call the three old men to come out for dinner, Yang Deng probed his brain into the porcelain kiln, and saw that the three old men were sitting on the ground around the large bottle on the floor, arguing with red faces, and the content of the quarrel was how the porcelain tire of the large bottle was made.

The more the three of them studied, the more frightened they became, and then they didn't dare to touch it with their hands, as if a gentle stroke could make the bottle become a piece of pieces.

This time, even Yang Yiyan, who has always been above the top, is also puzzled, Tang Dou's sheep imitation craft is taught by him, he knows that Tang Dou's understanding is good, he learns things quickly, and sometimes he can draw inferences from one to the other to create some new ideas, but it is impossible to be diligent and can actually fire such an unreasonable imitation firewood kiln floor bottle.

This big bottle can be described as a miracle, Zhou Lao and Qin Yanpei once carefully carried this big bottle to the electronic scale, this large bottle more than one person high is only eighteen pounds, which is simply incredible.

Yang Deng entered the porcelain kiln, and saw that the lunch that was put aside was not moving, so he couldn't help but stick out his little tongue, and said cautiously: "Grandpa, Principal Zhou, Dad, it's time for dinner." ”

The three old men were still arguing as if they hadn't heard it.

Yang Deng raised his voice and shouted again, and Yang waved his hand behind him impatiently, as if he was irritable to drive away mosquitoes.

Oh no, the three old men went crazy.

Yang Deng stuck out his little tongue, turned around and ran back to the backyard.

Qin Jie stood at the door of the kitchen, wiped his hands on his apron, looked at Yang Deng and asked, "Are your fathers back?" ”

Yang Deng laughed and said: "They have gone mad, I think only beans can persuade them to come back." ”

"Nonsense." Qin Jie scolded angrily, watched Yang Deng run back to his room, and shook his head helplessly in the direction of the porcelain kiln.

In the afternoon, she had been to the porcelain kiln countless times, and each time she was blasted out by three old men, these three people got together and were on the right path, one was obsessed with the other.

In fact, Qin Jie didn't know that the three old men were not obsessed, they were racing against time, because the three of them knew that God was running out of time for them.

Yang Deng ran back to his room and saw Tang Dou still lying on the bed and falling asleep.

Seeing Tang Dou sleeping sweetly, Yang Deng sat at the head of the bed distressedly, reaching out and gently touching Tang Dou's cheek. She knew that Tang Dou had been exhausted for a week, and if she kept letting him sleep like this, she was afraid that he would have to sleep for a day and a night.

"The Classic of Mountains and Seas", Tang Dou suddenly opened his eyes, looked at Yang Deng and said.

Yang Deng was taken aback by Tang Dou, subconsciously retracted his hand, and asked, "What Classic of Mountains and Seas?" ”

Tang Dou looked at Yang Deng fixedly, gradually relaxed, and slowly closed his eyes.

Yang Deng showed a wry smile on his face and said to himself, "I'm talking in my dreams again." ”

When Tang Dou was overtired, he sometimes had the habit of talking in his dreams, the night he carried grain and grass for Zhu Yuanzhang that night, he hugged Yang Deng and talked in a daze all night, and the vague Yang Deng didn't hear a few words clearly, but he knew that Tang Dou's dream was related to fighting and killing, which made her worry for several days.

Yang Deng was about to stand up and go out to let Tang Dou continue to sleep, but Tang Dou reached out and hugged Yang Deng's waist, his eyes did not open, and he muttered: "Did I talk in my sleep again just now?" ”

Yang Deng rubbed Tang Dou's hair distressedly and snorted.

Tang Dou put his head close to Yang Deng's thigh, sniffed the familiar smell of Yang Deng's body, and muttered, "My problem will hurt me sooner or later." ”

Yang Deng gently pinched Tang Dou's arm, and said angrily: "Unless there are other people sleeping around you when you are sleeping, how can others hear your dream words?" ”

Tang Dou showed a smile on his face, but his eyes still didn't open, he just raised his head and pillowed on Yang Deng's thigh, and said vaguely: "Then I'm relieved, what did I just say?" ”

Yang Deng adjusted his sitting posture to make Tang Dou's pillow more comfortable, gently stroked Tang Dou's hair and said, "You just said that the Book of Mountains and Seas is coming." ”

Tang Dou sighed, sighed and said: "The "Classic of Mountains and Seas" originally had twenty-two articles, and now there are only eighteen articles, four of which have been lost, and the existing eighteen articles include five Tibetan Mountain Classics, five domestic classics, four overseas classics, and four Great Wilderness Classics. The content of the Book of Mountains and Seas is mixed, mountains and rivers, Daoli, ethnicity, products, medicines, sacrifices, witch doctors are all-encompassing, as well as the ancient myths and legends of Kuafu, Nuwa mending the sky, Jingwei reclamation, Dayu controlling the water, and I don't know what the content of the four records is lost, it is a pity that such a national treasure is lost, I want to find back the original set of the Book of Mountains and Seas, this matter should not be too difficult, and I will go back to find Cao Cao, after all, he and Zhang Tianshi, who wrote the "Classic of Mountains and Seas", is a person in the same historical period, I'll see if Cao Cao has the complete "Classic of Mountains and Seas" in his hands, and if not, I'll visit Zhang Tianshi. ”

Yang Deng gently rubbed Tang Dou's temples, and said distressedly: "Don't think about these things when you sleep, up and down for five thousand years, we have lost too much culture, and several major cultural extinctions in history have caused many inheritances to be faulty, and it is impossible for you to make up for these regrets with your strength alone." ”

The corners of Tang Dou's eyes twitched, he opened his eyes, looked at Yang Deng and said sadly: "Five nonsense, burning books and pit Confucianism, burning Afang Palace, burning the Old Summer Palace, ......"

Yang Deng sighed: "In fact, the most destructive thing is the four olds, for these, we are powerless to fight." ”

Tang Dou closed his eyes again, exhaled deeply, hugged Yang Deng's waist, and buried his head in her thigh, looking very tired.

Man will conquer the sky, natural disasters are not terrible, what is terrible is **.

Yang Deng patted Tang Dou's back and said softly, "You can sleep for a while, and I'll bring you dinner in a while......

Speaking of dinner, Yang Deng paused for a moment and giggled: "Your bottle made the three old men miserable, they didn't even eat lunch, and now they are still arguing in the porcelain kiln." Beans, how the hell did you make that bottle? ”

Tang Dou smiled slightly and opened his eyes again, looked at Yang Deng and said, "That bottle is almost impossible for ancient craftsmen to make, but for me, it's a piece of cake." ”

"Just blow it." Yang Deng said with a smile.

Tang Dou looked at Yang Deng seriously and said, "Can you guess this?" It's really worthy of my wife. ”

"Huh?" Yang Deng opened his mouth wide and looked at Tang Dou incredulously: "Could it be that the bottle was really blown out by you?" ”

Tang Dou laughed, and was completely sober, he turned over and sat up, leaned on the head of the bed with Yang Deng in his arms, and said mysteriously: "Almost, you know the inflatable doll, right?" ”

Yang Deng's little face turned red, she reached out and pinched Tang Dou's thigh, and said angrily: "It's starting to be serious again." ”

Tang Dou smiled: "I'm just making an analogy, that is, using the principle of an inflatable doll to make an inner tube first, and then make a mud tire of a bottle on the outside of the inner tube, and wait until the mud tire is dry and formed, and then release the gas of the inner tube, and the bottle will naturally be formed." ”

"Ah, I didn't think of that." Yang Deng covered his small mouth in surprise.

Tang Dou smiled and said: "But the four lady paintings on that bottle are really Tang Bohu painted against your photos, I tried it myself, and I always couldn't grasp the essence of Tang Bohu's lady paintings, it seems that I have to take some time to learn lady painting with that old guy in the future." ”

Yang Deng chuckled: "I said why did your painter suddenly improve so much, it turned out that you were looking for a gunman." ”

Hearing the gunman, Tang Dou's face turned into bitter gourd again.

Yang Deng asked in surprise, "What's wrong with you?" ”

Yang Deng coughed twice, looked at Yang Deng and said hesitantly: "What, can you help me buy some viagra from the pharmacy, Tang Bohu's old product is an old animal, I brought him ten boxes of viagra last time, but this old product not only used it himself, but also took some out and gave it to Zhu Zhishan and Wen Zhengming as gifts, which really me off." ”

Yang Deng sneered: "It turns out that you are Tang Bohu who used these things to fool." ”

Tang Dou sneered: "Lamp, help, I'm really embarrassed to go to the pharmacy to buy that kind of thing." ”

Yang Deng chuckled, stretched out his finger and poked Tang Dou's forehead: "You, sometimes you are really stupid, now there is nothing sold on Taobao, and Viagra is not a prescription drug, it must be sold on Taobao, wouldn't it be good to place an order?" ”

Tang Doubei smiled and reached out to get into Yang Deng's clothes: "It's still my wife who is smart, how did I forget Taobao." Wife, why don't we both try the effect of not using viagra, and when the courier brother delivers viagra, let's also intercept one pill, and then compare it......"

"Ah", Yang Deng exclaimed, and hurriedly grabbed Tang Dou's strange hand and dragged him out of bed: "Since you are no longer asleep, then go and see our dad and them, they haven't even eaten lunch yet." ”

Tang Dou hugged Yang Deng with a bitter face and said, "Can't you be half an hour late?" ”

Yang Deng giggled and pushed Tang Dou into the bathroom: "Go wash it quickly, and ...... it at night" (to be continued.) )