Chapter Seventy-Eight: Learning the Language of the Beast

Chang'e, a celestial immortal with an outstanding temperament and a country and a city, is enough to turn all living beings upside down, and she wants to make money to buy clothes, bags, and shoes. Well, this decision really subverted the three views, so that Xiang Tian didn't react for a while.

But Chang'e took it for granted, she counted her income again, left the necessary purchase expenses and working capital, and then called Ouyang Qi, planning to go shopping in the mall.

Seeing this, Xiang Tian stopped the two, "Chang'e, I think you should wear sunglasses or wear a little makeup to try to become ugly." If you go out like this, it must be a lot of trouble. ”

"Oh? Then I'll wear sunglasses! Chang'e thought for a moment and said.

Xiang Tian looked at Nezha and ordered unceremoniously: "Li Mu, go buy sunglasses for Chang'e." ”

Nezha pouted when he heard this, but he didn't hear it. Sun Hao and the others jumped up, shouting as they ran out: "I'll go, I'll go, don't rob me of anyone." ”

Seeing Sun Hao and the others so enthusiastic, Xiang Tian shook his head with a smile, full of pity. Chang'e is a fairy, don't talk about you, even I don't have a role.

All the goods were swept away, there was basically nothing to do in the afternoon, sunglasses were bought, Chang'e and Ouyang Qi went shopping in the city center, Nezha returned with his colleagues, and in a blink of an eye, there were only Xiang Tian and two new employees left in the pet store.

Of course, there was also a person lying on the chair next to Xiang Tian, Chang'e's pet Xiaobai.

"Xiaobai, what gift do you say your master will give me?"

"It's not going to teach me to sing and dance, is it? That's useless! ”

"By the way, are you a female or a male?"

“……”

Xiang Tian looked at Xiaobai, and didn't care if he could understand it, he just had to talk to it. Gradually, he discovered the difference between Xiaobai, and those red eyes showed all kinds of emotions strangely.

Such as arrogance, such as disdain, or even anger.

Especially when it comes to gender issues, Xiaobai stared, and the two big teeth appeared from time to time, obviously annoyed.

"I'm like a divine beast, I seem to be able to understand my words!"

Xiang Tian suddenly became more interested, and said with a smile: "Xiaobai, I have a question for you, if it is, you will nod, if not, you will shake your head, what do you think?" ”

Xiaobai shook his head, not knowing whether to agree or disagree.

"I didn't speak, I just agreed to you." Xiang Tian said shamelessly, paused, he turned his head to glance at the store, and found that the two employees didn't pay attention to this side, he lowered his voice and asked, "The first question, do Chang'e and Wu Gang have one leg?" ”

"Squeak."

Before the words fell, Xiaobai instantly became furious.

It stood up sharply, its two eyes glaring at Xiang Tian, as if it was going to find him desperately.

Xiang Tian hurriedly said, "Don't be nervous, don't be nervous. Then let me change the question, is Chang'e the most beautiful fairy in the sky? ”

Xiaobai nodded, then shook his head again.

"Is it or isn't it? You give me a good word! Xiang Tian was speechless.

Hearing this, Xiaobai rolled his eyes, hugged his ears with his paws, and ignored him completely.

"Hey, these days, are even rabbits so arrogant?"

Xiang Tian shook his head and smiled bitterly.

When Chang'e and Ouyang Qi came back, it was already evening. After packing up the pet store and lowering the roller shutter door, Xiang Tian drove the two back to Brilliance Building.

After dinner and cleaning up the kitchen, Xiang Tian sat in front of the computer. Landing on QQ, the screen popped up the news page, he browsed it casually, and when he saw the entertainment version, he was stunned.

In the picture news on the left, it is a photo of Chang'e, and the title is even more deceptive: "The first beauty of 5,000 years in China descended to the mortal world, and the female owner of the pet store looked like a woman and a woman who fell into the country and the city".

"My day."

Xiang Tian's eyes widened, and he hurriedly clicked on the news link.

It was a picture news, the picture should have been taken in a pet store, the crowd was surging, Chang'e was sitting behind the bar, looking at this qiē with a smile, her eyebrows and eyes were picturesque, and she was thrillingly beautiful.

In just a few hours, this news has reached more than 100,000 hits and more than 10,000 follow-ups.

"Which bastard did this take it? Didn't you get me in trouble! ”

Although it is a matter of time before Chang'e becomes famous, it is still very unexpected for Xiang Tian to be on the news so quickly and become an Internet celebrity, and even caught him off guard.

He originally thought that he would take advantage of this time to cultivate desperately, speed up the layout, and not mention other places, at least make Heyuan a monolithic first. In this way, as long as Chang'e and the others do not leave the source of the river, their safety can basically be guaranteed.

In the face of the danger of his life, Xiang Tian definitely did not dare to take it lightly. This is good, as soon as Chang'e became famous, didn't all those lustful and arrogant guys jump out? You can't hide if you want to.

After a moment of silence, he beckoned to Chang'e, who was sitting on the sofa, "Chang'e, ask something." ”

"What?" Chang'e asked.

"According to the agreement, you are going to give me two gifts, what do you want to give? Explain in advance that those who can only see but can't be used, or what poems and songs, don't use mulberry picking and weaving, and it's best to improve the combat effectiveness. Xiang Tian groaned.

Chang'e was stunned when she heard this, thought for a while, and said, "I did prepare two pieces, and I will teach you to sing and dance first." The second piece will be taught to you a year later. ”

Xiang Tian hurriedly interrupted her: "Eldest sister, you are very dangerous now, singing and dancing are useless!" ”

Chang'e looked ashamed and angry: "Why is it useless? My singing and dancing are full of charm, and ordinary people must be fascinated by them when they see them, and their affection for me has increased greatly. ”

"Alright! What's the second piece? ”

Xiang Tianxin said, you still need to dance and sing, just go there, most people will be fascinated by your meats and vegetables, and they will be fascinated. But I'm not you, when you fight the enemy, do you want to dance for him first?

"The second thing is to let you understand the language of beasts and be able to communicate with animals." Chang'e smiled lightly.

"Oh?"

Xiang Tian suddenly became interested: "Teach me to communicate with animals first, and as for singing and dancing, I'll talk about it after a year." ”

Chang'e pondered for a moment and nodded in response, "No problem." As she spoke, she took out a bead from her pocket: "You can learn with a drop of blood." ”

"It's that simple!"

Xiang Tian walked quickly to the sofa, took the beads and went to the kitchen. After half a ring, he walked out step by step and shouted at Xiaobai: "Xiaobai, how old are you this year?" ”

Xiaobai glared at him, turned his head to watch TV, and the eyes of the two rabbits were full of disdain.

"Shall I go and give some face?"

Xiang Tian was full of black lines, sat down next to Xiaobai, stroked its back, and said with a smile: "Let's talk, I'll buy you a bunch of carrots tomorrow, and then find you a female rabbit, what do you think?" ”

"Idiot!"

Xiao Bai's three-petal mouth moved, and in an instant, a voice appeared in Xiang Tian's mind.

"Huh? Do you understand? ”

Although Xiaobai is quite faceless, Xiang Tian is still overjoyed, if he can communicate with animals, many things will be easy to do! At least if someone catches Chang'e, he will definitely be able to find out in time.

"Chang'e, can all animals communicate?" This is an important question.

Chang'e shook her head: "The aura in the mortal world is thin, and animals generally lack spirituality. However, human beings have the highest spirituality, and most of the animals that have a close relationship with humans can communicate. ”

"Close to humans?"

Xiang Tian frowned slightly, and hurriedly ran out: "I'll be back soon!" ”