Chapter 795: Spring Festival Gala (4) (2nd Update)

"It's... This should be original..."

"It seems to be.. I haven't heard of it on the Internet. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"It's fun..."

"Let's take a look first, it's kind of interesting."

On the other side, there was a lot of applause on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, the simple image of Jin Xiu and Li Binbin, as well as the humorous dialogue, made the atmosphere of the scene look new...

In the face of the audience's enthusiastic response, Jin Xiu and Li Binbin did not waver, and continued to perform sketches.

At this time, the host played by Li Chunchun also walked on stage and said with a smile: "Oh, uncle, aunt is here, hurry up and enter the venue." ”

After that, Li Chunchun introduced himself: "I am today's host. ”

Oh...

Li Binbin smiled and said, "Ah.. I'm Bai Yun, this is my assistant.. Little Black. ”

Jin Xiu's face was blindfolded, and Li Chunchun was also full of embarrassment.

Poofhahahaha....

I couldn't help but laugh out loud at the scene..

Nima, assistant?

I called my wife as an assistant.. It's a lot of face.

"Uncle, let me tell you, this selection ceremony has changed a bit, and now netizens on the Internet have a very high demand for you to be the host, and they have overshadowed Aunt Baiyun."

When Li Chunchun secretly told Jin Xiu, Li Binbin said impatiently: "Hurry up, what are you doing? It's grinding and chirping. ”

Burst...

Backstage, host standby room.

"Chunchun's performance is okay." Zhu Ping said with a funny face.

Sanin also smiled and nodded: "During the rehearsal, I laughed like crazy, I guess the scene will be much easier later." ”

"I really don't know what kind of actor Jin Xiu is, he is even so good at sketches."

Thinking of the rehearsal, the whole scene, including the artists and the production team, laughed crazy, and the host Zhu Ping couldn't help but look forward to it more and more.

Perhaps, this year's Spring Festival Gala has taken a turn for the better.

Soon the show entered the answering session, which was also the funniest stage of this stage.

Li Chunchun pretended to look at the screen in front of him and began to ask; "The first question is a question and answer question, and it is also a mandatory question, according to the regulations of the organizing committee, the torchbearer must run at least 200 meters, given that you are already old, then please ask how many meters each of you can run."

Jin Xiu looked like a monkey in a hurry, like a spring under his buttocks, and bounced up and said loudly: "Erlidi!。 ”

Then he added confidently: "No effort! ”

"That's a thousand meters, auntie?"

Li Chunchun smiled and turned to Li Binbin, who looked worried..

Everyone at the scene also saw some clues...

Li Binbin was just about to grit his teeth and get up.

"Be realistic."

Li Binbin plucked up his courage again.

"Tell the truth."

Burst!!!

The audience laughed out loud, this Jin Xiu is too damaged, he used to look submissive, but now he immediately changed his face...

Finally, Li Binbin got up without confidence and said: "I don't think this can be counted as a problem, because this is something that can be exercised, and no one is just born to run, thank you." ”

"Okay, the netizen gave a second question, may I ask, uncle, aunt, what sports do you each like."

"Swim!"

Li Binbin couldn't wait to get up and said.

Li Chunchun was a little surprised and said, "Auntie likes to swim? ”

At this time, the audience's eyes were all on Jin Xiu, and they thought that Jin Xiu would definitely be demolished again.

Really..

"I swam for three days, and when I came back and asked her, why don't you swim anymore, she said. The water in the pool was not good. ”

Hahaha!!!

The people who laughed on the scene turned their backs.

Although I knew that Jin Xiu would dismantle the stage, I didn't expect it to be in this way, and it was unheard of.

The Internet is even more crazy with laughter.

"!! The water in the pool is not good!! Wipe!! I really didn't think about it. ”

"I'm laughing to death, my stomach hurts from laughing at the beginning."

"It's so funny, the water in the pool, it's not delicious!! Poofha. ”

Li Mou, who was sitting in front of the viewfinder, also looked at it, although he had watched this show, he was still full of laughter when he watched it again at this time.

"What kind of sports does uncle like?"

Li Chunchun asked Jin Xiudao with a smile in her beautiful eyes.

Jin Xiu looked solemn: "Snorkeling." ”

"Snorkeling! Uncle can also dive, how long can uncle dive? ”

Li Chunchun said with emotion.

Li Binbin snorted and said: "Then it depends on when the lifeguard nags him, after a second he will dive for a second, after a minute he will dive for a minute, and after a year he will nag him, then the designated puff will be a puff, where is it floating..."

The whole scene burst into laughter!!

The bruises on the audience's laughing faces came out, but they still applauded vigorously, compared to the previous shows, this show had a kind of coherent laughter from beginning to end.

In a word, it's so funny!!

Ahem..

Li Chunchun coughed dryly, and the audience who laughed at the scene finally held back their laughter, at this time, she continued: "Okay, let's get into a question." ”

"Okay, this is the question that netizens gave us three questions, let the host do a set of actions on the spot, and guess what kind of sport this is."

At this time, the audience was still holding back their laughter, but because the show was too exciting, they didn't want to be interrupted by their laughter.

Tai chi!!

At this time, Kim so raised his hand again.

"Play mahjong!!"

Burst!!

The audience couldn't help but be amused and puzzled...

And Li Binbin also asked their hearts.

"Is this obviously Tai Chi? Where is mahjong played? ”

Jin Xiu said with a disgusted face: "What she does is obviously playing mahjong, you see..."

Kim so repeats his previous moves...

"Shuffle... Snap and look at the cards.. Snap a picture of the cards..."

In the end, Kim so spread his hands..

"Huh!"

Rumble!!!

It wasn't thunder, it was a loud burst of laughter from the whole scene.

The camera began to capture the audience, and almost no one could straighten up, and as if they had been hit in the stomach, tears curled up and laughed came out.

"I can't stand it, I... It's so funny, it's so funny. ”

A man in military uniform, about mid-thirties, with a red face and sweating profusely, put his arm on the shoulders of his companion and laughed loudly.

And that companion was no better, and tears of laughter came out.

In the entire Spring Festival Gala, there was a collective hilarious occasion for the first time...

But the show is not ready to let them go at all...

"Who is the fastest runner in history?"

Li Binbin got up directly and said loudly: "Cao Cao!" ”

"Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will arrive, faster than anyone else."

Coupled with this self-narration, the scene is almost sealed...

The audience laughed and saw only the intake and not the out, and they all spread out on the chairs.

And the comments on the Internet also decreased suddenly in this second, almost stagnant..

are all busy laughing, who is still this keyboard warrior.

The subsequent show made the audience even more numb with laughter, Lee Binbin's personality speech about fire, and Kim so's stumbling and simple and funny topic.

In the end, Li Binbin said, 'My mother said, whoever wants to compete with you for the position of this torchbearer, your father and I will take him away!' ’。

All of a sudden, the scene went crazy with laughter.

And Kim so was also spread there, so frightened that he almost fell off the chair.

"Director!!

At this time, a network monitoring supervisor ran over, sweating profusely and handed over a form, and said with a shocked face: "The ratings have increased by 30 percent." ”

What does this mean?

The show just now brought the official Spring Festival Gala back to its peak ten years ago.

This is not without surprise.

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Two more send!!

________ (To be continued.) )