Chapter 1088: Black and White
In the middle of the night, a figure sneakily climbed over the wall into the Lingfeng Sea Pavilion, and dodged all the way, not daring to appear in the camera monitoring range.
"Who?!" As soon as the figure rolled into the backyard of the Lin Mansion, he heard a woman ask in a low voice.
"Me!" Lin Xing walked out of the shadows.
Feng Tianlan looked puzzled, "You are in prison and your own villa?" Why did you run out again? ”
Lin Xing knew that Zhang Qian didn't tell them the truth, so he could only vaguely bring it up.
"What are you doing in the middle of the night without sleeping and running to the back?" Lin Xing asked, waving at Aki, who was sticking his head out of the kennel, signaling that there was nothing wrong with it.
Seeing a one-eyed cat's head exposed in the dog house, Lin Xing grinned and whispered: "Blind, no matter how you say that you are also a girl, don't sleep in the same room with Aki at night, this guy has a moral problem, he has even been on the little white hair!" ”
The lightning cat gave him a disdainful look and retracted its head.
Feng Tianlan seemed to think about his mind for a while, and raised his eyes to look at him in the moonlight: "What's the point of cultivating?" ”
Lin Xing was stunned: "You don't sleep at night and you're thinking about this?" You asked the right person, and I can tell you responsibly...... I don't know what cultivation means. ”
Feng Tianlan said quietly: "With your help, everyone's cultivation has improved, but we have been here for a long time and have begun to integrate into urban life. Isn't it true that people live to satisfy their seven emotions and six desires? It seems that this is the ultimate goal of life. Practice? From the unstepped, advanced to the Dao, and then to the current Heavenly Dao...... We may live for 200 or 300 years...... But what's the point? He said that he lived to be nine hundred and ninety-nine years old, and in the end he still wanted to start a family. ”
"Oh, I see, you're thinking about spring."
"What nonsense are you talking about?!" Feng Tianlan's face flushed, like a slightly overripe big apple, which made Lin Xing want to step forward and take a bite.
Although Feng Tianlan has been in contact with him for a long time, the traditional concept is deep-rooted and thin-skinned, so he still can't stand his crazy words, so he turned around and walked into the house, "It's night, go to bed early." ”
"Uh...... I'm still in good spirits. Lin Xing stood in the moonlight and muttered, and after a while, he slapped his head suddenly, "It's embarrassing, the Dead Mansion Group is now used to city life, what if their palace master comes back with a big belly one day and wants to settle accounts with me?" Lao Tzu forcibly dismantled her Ice Palace, and turned her disciples into cheap laborers. ”
"You, come up!" A fierce voice came from a window on the second floor.
Lin Xing looked up and saw Cai Xiaoling sticking out her head from the study to glare at herself.
"Holy! You don't sleep in the middle of the night, you want to rebel, don't you? Lin Xing screamed in panic, because as soon as he entered the study, he was tied up and thrown on the sofa.
Molly held up a few pieces of A4 paper in front of him: "This is the guarantee I typed for you, if you see that there is no problem, you can sign it." ”
Lin Xing only glanced at it twice and then smiled angrily, "With you, I will never worry about other women anymore, the guarantee is just a piece of paper, useless." ”
The little wasp said very strictly: "It's useless to write in black and white, so why are others still pulling about marriage certificates?" This is not only your guarantee to us, but also to yourself. ”
Bumblebee said: "That's it, Sister Qian said that you have cultivated the Five Elements Clone, and the little sister's yin eyes can't see you, in case you want to go out and harm a good woman, then we can't accept it." ”
Huo Qiaoqiao said quietly: "It's okay to do it once or twice, if you have too many times, you will be punished by God." ”
Luo Wuxuan actually nodded solemnly, "Just tell us if you have any ideas, it's not good to go out and engage in seven twists and three twists, you will really be damned." ”
Haitang said: "It's not that we don't believe you, but this kind of doppelganger technique is too tempting for mortals, and you are a ...... You should make a written guarantee. ”
"Even if you want to draw a charge, you have to let go of me first?" Lin Xing smiled bitterly.
"Can this rope tie you?" Luo Wu Poison Dao.
Lin Xing sighed, "Yes, you also know that the rope can't tie me, but I'm willing to let you tie it." You also know that I really want to go out and do bad things, and it's useless to sign a guarantee, but I still want to have peace of mind, don't I? ”
Cai Xiaoling sighed and helped him untie the knot tied behind his back.
Lin Xing didn't say a word, walked to the desk, picked up a pen, signed the guarantee, and solemnly stamped his handprint.
He was so crisp, and the women looked at each other, which was a little embarrassed.
Lin Xing comforted them in turn: "You don't sleep and wait in the study one by one, just believe that I won't go out for a walk, and you will come back honestly after you get out." Actually, I really had a crooked mind, but the more I thought about it, the more scared I became, if I really fell in love with the mother-in-law of which family, she became a transparent person and clicked on her, it was very cool, but ...... Anyway, I can't get past myself, I'm afraid that I will be punished for doing all the evil things, and then I won't be able to be with you. So I still went to the office of the Ding ladyboy, honestly went back to myself, and honestly went home to visit the stage. ”
Luo Wuxuan asked in a low voice: "I know, but they don't believe it." I went to the hospital through the ethereal realm, and after you confessed to that perverted thing, I rushed to the Thunder Bodyguard, and it didn't take long for you to wake up. But I think it's weird, why don't you go to the main entrance of the community when you come back? ”
"It's true that you've lived for more than 500 years, and your tone has become faster." Lin Xing squinted at her, "I just recorded that perverted confession today, but the truth of the matter has not been released yet." If I enter through the gate, the security guard will immediately have to call the police again, and I will have to enter the palace three times again! I'm going to whoever I'm messing with, and I'm going to sneak around when I go back to my own house, which is worse than being a killer in my last life. ”
Cai Xiaoling put away his guarantee, coughed twice and said, "I'll keep it for you in black and white, except for Sister Xiaoyu, you are not allowed to take other women into the door, otherwise we will all leave." ”
The little wasp nodded: "Well, take all your house and money away, and leave you not a dime." ”
Lin Xing was stunned, "Is there this one on it?" Take it for me to see. ”
Huo Qiaoqiao snorted, "I just wanted to secretly remind you that this is the last one, and there are still some ...... on the next two pages." Hehe, I forgot about it. ”
Lin Xing looked at everyone's faces, only to understand that he had been calculated, shrugged helplessly, and thought for a while: "The gates of hell are not invulnerable, at least, alcohol has affected Ishida Zhi's normal thinking. ”
Luo Wu Poison said: "I also told Sister Qian about this before, I was wondering if I could prepare a super poison and see the opportunity to poison Ishida Zhi in one fell swoop, so that he would not have a chance to escape." Also, it's best to make a poison that can poison the Hidden Immortal in a second! ”
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Somewhere, someone, leaning on a pink crystal, kept hitting the crystal with the back of his head, "Mistake, too much mistake, such a fun guy, just ruined so casually." Which bastard called the police? Which bastard called the police? I'm full! What's the matter! ”
This is a woman, a character woman in a moon-white dress......