Chapter 69: The Old Fortune Teller
Facts have proved that no matter who you interact with, you need a degree, Lin Yu sometimes can't grasp this degree, when he found that his little follower didn't respond no matter what he said, he naturally thought about life, and after thinking for a while, Lin Yu found that there were a lot of jokes today......
It's not a good thing to talk too much about jokes, at first Liu Suyue couldn't help but refute his words, but now that others have learned to be smart, they don't pay a word to him, and let him be sharp next to him, I don't move, anyway, just ignore Lin Yu.
Unfortunately, this reaction is the only way to deal with Lin Yu.
Well, blame him......
Lin Yu smiled, looked up at the sky directly, held back for a long time, and held out a sentence: "The weather is good today...... and then he raised his head to entertain himself.
Liu Suyue couldn't help but glance at Lin Yu, looked at it carefully, the corners of her mouth curved slightly, and she didn't know what she was thinking, thinking about it, she suddenly laughed out loud, her voice was very sweet, just like the wind chimes beating in the bamboo forest, it was pleasant to the ear, and she could see Lin Yu stay in place
Under Lin Yu's shameless look again, Liu Suyue blushed and directly avoided his gaze, okay, this girl is shy again......
Just when Lin Yu was about to say something, Liu Suyue suddenly stopped.
Lin Yu was also stunned for a moment, and subconsciously raised his eyebrows.
"Two young people, do you want to make a divination?"
Standing in front of them was an old Taoist priest, dressed in coarse cloth clothes, looking very old, seeing Lin Yu and Liu Suyue stop, the old Taoist priest stroked his beard and smiled silently, just like a Taoist who was about to ascend, but this equipment, this appearance ......
No matter how you look at it, you have a feeling of disrespect and unqualified?
Hello...... You have to put on a fairy wind bone, right?
Well, even if it's not good, at least it's a bit of professionalism, isn't it? Other people's professionals will sit cross-legged on the side of the road, and then put some special props for cheating, yes, the correct way to tell fortunes should be like this, rather than standing on the road and catching a person on the lower limit of random solicitation, just like the mother soliciting in the ancient world, this old man is not too embarrassed?
Moreover, he was keenly aware that there seemed to be a major premise here......
Because the place where they are staying seems to be ...... Temple?
This old man is really not afraid that those monks who are not in good shape because of smashing the field will come here to talk to him about life and ideals?
What an elderly warrior......
"Ahem......" Under Lin Yu's somewhat picky scrutiny, this old man coughed dryly and asked very strictly, "What, I have flowers on my face?" β
Lin Yu shook his head.
"Then what do you think I'm doing?"
This old man looks very annoyed, just like the ladies who have been indecent for no reason, shameless, and really shameless to a certain level.
Lin Yu: "......"
"Old man...... I don't think you're prioritized, right? Now it's obvious that you're stopping us, okay? Instead, we want to ask why we are looking at you. I'll go, are you touching porcelain? β
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"Forget it, let's go."
Lin Yu glanced at Liu Suyue, and immediately walked directly to the front, Liu Suyue let out an 'oh' with a blank face, and actually followed behind Lin Yu obediently, what was happening now was obviously a little unbearable for her, maybe this old man wanted to stop them from begging for food! At first glance, he doesn't look like a good person, so he must stay away from ......
"Young man, don't worry about these details, you don't want to make a fortune? I think the two of them are very husband and wife! β
The old Taoist priest's words directly made Liu Suyue's face turn red, and Lin Yu was very useful and stopped, really, I said it earlier......
"Butβ"
The old man brushed up his beard again, looking unfathomable.
"I love to hear what you say......" Secretly glancing at Liu Suyue, Lin Yu asked very strictly, "Old man, hurry up if you want to say anything, don't grind." β
Lao Dao smiled disdainfully, stretched out his hand and pinched his fingers, and said in a pretended hypocritical ear: "Young man, although you have a husband and wife, but you may not be able to combine together in the future, and the process is difficult. But it doesn't matter, the old man has a way here......"
Syllable!
"Young people, respect the old and love the young, the old man has already given you face!"
"Phew! Master, I'll give you three points of face, do you want to open a dye room? Let me tell you, don't be disrespectful to the old, and if you say something nice later, I won't give you money? Otherwise, it's a lack of beating, be careful that I beat you again, do you know it! β
"Old man...... The old man would rather die than give in! β
"A hundred."
"Cut, a hundred yuan want to buy the old man? Is the old man this kind of person?! β
"Two Hundred ......"
"Ahem! Two hundred want to seduce the old man? Little hairy child, I see you're still a little tender! β
"Five Hundred ......"
"If you want to use five hundred to force the old man? You don't look either, look at the ...... Five-five-five-five-hundred?! Young man, are you sure? β
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"Huh...... Little girl, the old man saw that you were full of heaven, with a round complexion, and a generous demeanor, and at first glance you were a girl from a good family, and whoever married you was a great blessing; And if you take a closer look at the young man next to you, he is also quite handsome, at first glance, he is rich and noble, the two of you can be regarded as a rare match between heaven and earth, it is simply against heaven and earth not to be together! β
This old Taoist is very skilled, and he must be a person who is immersed in this way on weekdays, otherwise it is impossible to say some words easily, the corners of Lin Yu's mouth twitched, but he was still very useful in his heart.
After an extremely shameless compliment, Liu Suyue's expression looked a little richer, first after confusion and stunned, and then into a shy face that wanted to burrow into the cracks in the ground...... As soon as he saw this reaction, Lin Yu knew that the five hundred dollars were worth it, and whether it was worth it depended on where the money was spent, for example, he felt that this place was worth it, not to mention that now for him, five hundred yuan is not a lot of money, and it is not a big deal to spend it with his eyes slightly closed......
"Old man, in fact, we are still classmates."
Lin Yu kindly reminded him, Liu Suyue nodded hurriedly as if she had found a life-saving straw, which means that's it, they are still very pure classmates, don't talk nonsense about you old and disrespectful guy!
"Eh, young man, this is not accurate, although it is now the twenty-first century, we should not be superstitious, but there are some things you can't help but believe, fate is a big way to dΓΉ is destined by God, he can't appear in your life casually, since acquaintance is fate, you should all cherish it!"
Driven by 500 yuan, the old man stroked his beard and talked eloquently, and the smile on his face was no longer disciplined......
"Okay, okay, old man, do you have any Buddha statues or beads or something? Stay as a memento. β
Lin Yu bit his lip a little embarrassed when he saw Liu Suyue, as if he wanted to refute the old man's words but couldn't refute it, he hurriedly started a round.
"Buddha statues, Buddha beads? How can my Taoist family use those things that monks use? β
Lao Dao was stunned for a moment, and then immediately reasoned with Lin Yu with a stern face.
Lin Yu said nonchalantly: "It doesn't matter if it's anything else, anything to commemorate is fine...... You don't have nothing, do you? "His meaning is also very simple, he wants to pit himself for 500 yuan without even giving him a souvenir, which is too unethical, right?
"Little brother, I have to correct one thing with you, Taoism is different from Buddhism, it ......"
Lao Dao still wanted to talk nonsense, Lin Yu glanced at Liu Suyue, and then pulled the old man to the side, and said in a low voice: "Do you want the five hundred yuan?" β
The old Taoist priest was speechless for a while.
"There's really nothing left as a memento?"
Lin Yu still didn't give up.
"Poor Dao has a clean breeze on his sleeves, he wants money and wants money, he won't be like that group of hypocritical bald donkeys, what do Buddha beads and the like to please people, today I also said a few more words because I was quite fated with you, otherwise even if the poor road is put in front of it, I won't blink my eyes!"
The old Taoist priest straightened his back and said in a very disciplined manner.
"Hard-mouthed."
Lin Yu snorted.
"Poor ......"
"Okay then, if you don't give it, I'll go......"
"Hey, young man, wait a minute, you said you would give the old man 500 yuan! The old man can't say those good things in vain, you stop for the old man! Otherwise, the old man will definitely shout loudly, saying that you are making trouble with the old man for no reason! β
"Didn't you just return the breeze on your sleeves?"
"How can we generalize when we talk about things?"
"Okay...... This is five hundred, old fellow, you will feed the dog with my five hundred, and we will ...... indefinitely."
"You, you...... What a bastard boy, with a frivolous tone, I don't know how to respect the old and love the young, go well, don't send it! β
Lin Yu cut behind him, looking at this old man and leaving here with five hundred yuan very backbone.
However, no matter how you look at the back of this old way, there is a kind of ...... The feeling of hidden merit and fame?
"You...... Are you alright? β
Seeing that the old Taoist priest turned his sleeves and left, Liu Suyue asked nervously, just now she thought that Lin Yu was going to fight with the old Taoist priest, and the two seemed to be arguing about something, but she didn't hear it very clearly.
"It's okay, he just said nonsense, and I scolded him, don't take it seriously......"
Lin Yu smiled heartily, that old man said more than 100 words at most, and he directly earned 500 yuan, and it is not an exaggeration to use a metaphor of a thousand words.
Liu Suyue hurriedly avoided Lin Yu's gaze, and at this moment, she looked happy as if she had seen a savior, and hurriedly waved her arm, and the direction of the arm was behind Lin Yu.
Lin Yu also hurriedly turned around, and stopped with a strange face when he saw the person coming clearly, and behind them were several slender girls, among which was Wang Xiaoqin, who created space for himself and Liu Suyue, Wang Xiaoqin glanced at him and blinked quietly.
"You're really, walking and suddenly disappearing, but let's find ...... Hey Lin Yu, you shouldn't be bullying our family Yueyue, right? β
Wang Xiaoqin wrinkled her nose and looked at Lin Yu, Liu Suyue's face turned red after hearing this, and she couldn't help but retort: "Xiaoqin, what are you talking about!" β
"You see, our family Yueyue is blushing, and if you are truthful, are you bullying our family Yueyue...... Oh, don't scratch me, I can't tell you about it? Okay, okay, I was wrong, I was wrong, I apologize to you, don't chase me......"
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