Later, I learned that Zhao Xiaobei had been mixed with Lao Tan, but I heard that the dominant party was Xueba, and this time Lao Tan accompanied his wife to fold a lot of soldiers. I heard that their relationship is like that between Superman and the slave beast, as long as Lao Tan, the monster, has something that does not make Superman worry, he will be slapped by the domineering slap of the academic bully.

"Alas, this thing was originally a matter of course, I used to dig out my mind to be a lobbyist, but now I think about it, it's a bit silly." I sighed and said, I knew that these two people would not be able to match and be together, so why did they use it so hard?

……

"Well, why did I find out that your clothes are all white?" Yang Yufei walked out of the back of the store.

"I've been wearing white tops since I was a kid." I said confidently, and then I told her about the white shirts my classmates used to use as screens when I was in high school.

In 2008, when I was still watching movies with MP4, mobile phones were not considered luxury goods for movies, and they were not yet popular. But this is not difficult for talented businessmen, they invented a method of using the principle of optics to put a nude image in the lighter, as long as the lighter's light button is turned on, there will be a nude girl on the white canvas, but at that time there were so many white canvases that made people admire? As long as it was a little uneven or not white enough, the image of the nude woman in the image of that thing would be greatly distorted, so they even targeted my white clothes, and well, nine out of ten of my clothes were white at that time!

"Damn, your clothes are so dirty, you can see a ghost?" Yang Yufei said with disdain.

"Who said it's dirty, it's clean or not, my classmates said that you can even see the hair." Of course I have to refute it.

"Ahh Hair! Yang Yufei couldn't hold back and laughed directly.

"Of course, hair."

"Ah, just hair?"

"What do you think? You know you're impure just now, right? ”

Yang Yufei: "......" I thought it was something else. "This is the only one of the jokes you said that is not yellow."

"Hee-hee, I want to see Mao now."

"Then you're in for a treat." Yang Yufei stood still, her eyes rolling.

"I want to see hair other than hair......"

"Poof! This is in the store. ”

"It's not like you haven't gone to work yet." I insist.

"Okay......"

……

"Damn, your clothes are so dirty, you can see a ghost?" Yang Yufei said with disdain.

"Hey, didn't we just discuss this topic?" I'm confused, this girl can't be the last time she broke her head in the hotel, right? Becoming a duplicate voice state?

"You still insist that the clothes you wash are clean and white?"

"Yes, it's been washed very white since I was a child." I don't know.

"Okay, since you insist, then you will be responsible for the cleaning of the clothes at home in the future!" Yang Yufei suddenly changed her course.

Me: "......" I have walked the longest road in the world, which is your routine! Who knew this woman was a pit thing?

……

"Hey, you two are old husbands and wives, and you still have a hairy problem?" Ma Guoliang's goods suddenly popped out of the pile, and Yifu had just been woken up and was dozing off.

"Hey, you've changed sex? I've never seen anyone come to work so early. I sarcastically said.

"How much have you heard?" Yang Yufei is the most practical.

"Seemingly, probably, maybe all heard." Ma Guoliang shrugged indifferently. "Well, what? Does my sister-in-law want to kill someone? ”

"What are you doing? Whose mouth is it destroyed? An abrupt female voice rang out from Yi Guoliang's side, and then a young girl poked her head out from behind the shelf.

Me, Yang Yufei: "......"

"Lin Shiya! How are you! Yu Fei and I exclaimed loudly.

"Ahh Haha, Ma Guoliang is my boyfriend now. As she spoke, the flush on her face was already red to her neck.

"Damn, the purest goddess in the police force has been by you kid, it's really a tyrannical thing." I said with a look on my face, and I gave two thumbs up on my hand.

"Hey, don't say that, she's my terminator." Ma Guoliang said with a bitter face.

I understood in seconds, I almost cried for it, I was given by such a biao woman, he still wants to go out to play in the future, the third leg should be broken, it's really a terminator.

……

This is the happy event after Xueba and Lao Tan, and then the happy event, the old horse, the wild horse, finally has a home, and we are all happy for him.

"Quan, Banhua next door is married again, what do you think?"

"Look at what? The bridegroom is not me, and there is nothing to look at. ”

"You...... Hum! ”

"Huh?" I picked my nostrils, "Banhua next door?" It's none of my business. "I'm so annoyed, so confused, what's wrong with this woman?

"Hehe, sister-in-law, she also wants to marry, you don't chase it!" Old Tan said.

"Oh, dear, I'm coming!" It dawned on me.

"Yu Fei, Banhua next door has been married twice, this time, will you marry me?"

"Hmm." Yu Fei covered her face and turned around......

"What's 'uh'... What do you mean? "I'm embarrassed, this is a gathering in my hometown, not to mention Lin Shiya's couple, Xueba's couple, Zhou Xiaojie and Xu Chunheng, two good Chinese friends, even Lin Ying is here, if ......

"Okay!"

"Oh, our Banbanhua is getting married too!"

What else can I do, listen to the old horse with experience, I will definitely do this at this time......

"Hey, hey, in public, where do you put your hands?"

"Well, I don't have the opportunity to hug a girl, so I'm not very good at hugging."

"Don't let go yet, people are watching."

"Hee-hee, it's okay, it's the groom's welfare!"

Yu Fei: "......"

"I heard that your virginity complex is very serious, why?" Yang Yufei approached me and said.

I didn't expect that the result would be with Yu Fei.

"The famous actor, Teacher Yuan Hua said: 'Virginity is a magic weapon for a woman's self-appreciation; There are no men, only women. ’”

"But if you really love someone, it doesn't matter so much."

"If you haven't got a certificate yet, you're not allowed to work!"

"Then let's go get the certificate!"

"Okay."

“……”

"Wow, you're so heavy, you should have gained weight."

"Isn't it time to say it's time to lose weight? Why don't you play your cards according to common sense? ”

"I mean, it's nice to be fatten where it's supposed to be."

"Huh? That's how you define a woman? ”

"No, my definition of a woman is|: one center, two basic points."

"Ah, you're."

"How come, it won't be so early (good) to shoot (color), at least 90 minutes!"

"Help!"

(ENDS)