Chapter 272: Mess with Him
"That's it, for the sake of Old Man Kong's face, forget it!" Ma Lie twisted his neck, which was a generous concession. 『』
Kong Hanlin said with a dark face: "Come on, Kong still has to thank you?" ”
"You're welcome!"
Ma Lie generously accepted his duplicitous greeting, returned to his original position and sat down, turning his head to look at Zhou Yuchuan: "You are very leisurely, right, it's your turn." ”
Zhou Yuchuan was startled and asked, "What do you want to do?" ”
"You've said another piece of nonsense!" Ma Lie slapped the table and shouted: "The festival of the Kong and Hangzhou families has been settled, and your Zhou family's account has just begun, how to calculate it, you have to give me a quasi." ”
Zhou Yuchuan hurriedly said: "The relationship between my Zhou family and the Hang family has always been good, where do you have to settle the account?" ”
Ma Lie pointed to his nose and raised his hand: "Everyone listen, what is the attitude of this surnamed Zhou?" ”
Gu Shaotang sneered: "Zhou Gongzi has a good attitude, but he is the son-in-law of the Hang family, how do I look like a mad dog, biting people everywhere." ”
When Ma Lie heard this, a fierce light appeared in his eyes, and he immediately aimed at the surnamed Gu, and shouted angrily: "Boy, you dare to call me a mad dog? ”
Gu Shaotang smiled lightly: "Hehe, whoever should be is a mad dog, do you still need me to scold?" ”
"Damn, since you think I'm a mad dog, I'll show you crazy!" After speaking, he directly pounced on Gu Shaotang, opened his bloody mouth, and bit down hard.
"Bite you!"
"Hey, don't mess around!"
Gu Shaotang was scared half to death, realizing that Ma Lie went crazy, it was definitely not a joke, Kong Qide, who was beaten just now, was a lesson from the past.
The leisurely and calm demeanor that he had maintained before was immediately shocked to the clouds, and he even crawled to the side to dodge, and when he saw the old man Kong, who was old, he thought that he had found a backer, and hurriedly hid behind Kong Hanlin, and shouted: "Old man, quickly ask someone to arrest this mad dog." ”
"This" Kong Hanlin wanted to make the decision for him, but when he saw the fierce and vicious appearance of Ma Lie who rushed over, he immediately shut up and stopped talking.
"Damn, dare to call me a mad dog Lao Tzu to fight with you!"
Ma Lie interrupted wildly: "I am the son-in-law of the Hang family, whoever follows me will not be able to get along with the Hang family." After saying that, he pounced with his teeth and claws.
"Hey, you stop!" Several Kong family bodyguards rushed over to block them without knowing whether they were alive or dead, but they were hit hard by Ma Lie!
Boom!
"I'll stand Nima!"
Before the seven or eight bodyguards could react, they were shocked by Ma someone, and their eyes were full of gold stars.
After Ma Lie Xiaolu's hand, the audience was immediately shocked. Only then did they realize that Ma was a fierce man, and the title of Miss Hang's personal bodyguard was definitely not a joke.
"Hey, don't make a fuss!" At this time, Gu Shaotang had the urge to cry, and hid behind Kong Hanlin.
Kong Hanlin was also afraid of being knocked down by the brutal Ma Lie by mistake, so he pushed and said: "Nephew Gu Xian, don't stand behind me, okay, if you have something to say, he's here, hurry up and run!" ”
"Help" found that Kong Hanlin was no longer safe, and Ma Lie rushed over as usual, and no one paid attention to him.
That Gu Shaotang was in a hurry, hid behind Kong Hanlin's eldest wife, and shouted, "Auntie, save me!" ”
This eldest lady's surname is Gu and she is Kong Hanlin's second wife. Although in Kong Hanlin's eyes, it is not as good as his latest little wife. Right now, it's just that her status as the eldest lady can be revealed.
However, she happens to be the child of the Gu family, although she is in her fifties, but after years of pampering, she still has charm and temperament.
"Don't worry, my aunt has you covered!"
Seeing that the nephew of the Lu family was chased and beaten fiercely, she couldn't swallow this breath in her heart for a long time, so she straightened up and met the menacing Ma Lie, and warned: "Mad dog, you dare to hit me and try it, see if the Kong family will tear you up on the spot, and then send it to the dog meat festival to be roasted." ”
A good dog doesn't break into the way, let alone a woman who gets in the way. Ma Lie had no choice but to brake suddenly, calm down, and asked lightly, "Madam, do you like to eat barbecue?" ”
Mrs. Gu said calmly: "I've been on fire recently and have been eating vegetarian!" ”
"The eldest lady is a vegetarian, no wonder she always has a stinky face, it turned out to be forced!" After speaking, Ma Lie turned around and grabbed a piece of pig's head from the table next to him, gently sent it to Mrs. Gu, and said, "Eat more meat to replenish your body." ”
Mrs. Gu pinched her nose and shouted, "I won't eat it, please take it!" ”
"Uh, I'm sorry, it's too oily!" As he spoke, as soon as he let go of his hands, the greasy pig's head slipped from his hands and smashed to his feet, and the dead pig's eyes glared at Mrs. Gu.
Mrs. Gu was already frightened, and when she saw the pig's eyes, she immediately screamed and hid back: "Ah, help! ”
Ma Lie kicked away the pig's head and slid to the feet of Miss Lu. Not surprisingly, there was also a soul-destroying scream from Miss Lu's side: "Ah, help, the pig's head bites me!" ”
Scared Mrs. Gu away, Ma Lie made his neck rattle, looked at Gu Shaotang again, and said with a wicked smile: "Hehe, little Gu Gu, look where you run!" ”
Gu Shaotang was speechless and said, "Hey, are you still here?" ”
Ma Lie gritted his teeth and said, "I'm a mad dog, I haven't bitten you yet, why don't you come?" ”
"Ma Lie, don't make trouble!"
Hang Xue really couldn't sit still, so she hurriedly rushed over and grabbed his arm, shouting, "Did you drink too much?" ”
"Well, I think so." After speaking, Ma Lie tilted his head and actually fell into Hang Xuezhen's gentle and fragrant arms, snoring.
Hang Xue really struggled to hold him, while apologizing to everyone: "I'm sorry, everyone, he drank too much just now!" ”
"Drink too much, right" Kong Hanlin breathed a long sigh of relief, and said with palpitations: "It's okay, hurry up and help him back to rest!" ”
"I'm sorry, guys!" Hang Xuezhen apologized to everyone three times in a row, and then helped Ma Lie out of the hall.
But after leaving the hall, Hang Xue really changed from supporting to twisting, and it was twisting Ma Lie's ears: "Stinky boy, hurry up." ”
"Ouch" Seeing that the innocent ears were about to suffer, Ma Lie had no choice but to open his eyes and stand up straight like a nobody: "Wife, there are a lot of people here, and a good show must be performed." ”
Hang Xuezhen let go of his ears and said in a deep voice: "Don't pretend, who doesn't know that you are pretending to be drunk?" ”
Ma Lie smiled: "This is called the emperor's new clothes, they know it, but no one has exposed it, what does it prove?" ”
Hang Xue was really stunned and asked, "What do you prove?" ”
Ma Lie thought for a while, and said seriously: "They all hate us, I wish we should leave quickly!" ”
Hang Xue was really speechless and said: "You are so noisy, of course they hate you." ”
"Wrong!" Ma Lie shook his head and said: "From the beginning, the entire Kong family hated us, remember, it is us, and you also have a share." ”
"I know" Hang Xue really thought of Kong Qide's eyes that hated him, and said weakly: "They do have a reason to hate me"
"They hate me even more!" Ma Lie shouted indignantly: "I hate them too, I will make trouble with him and disgust them if I am not happy." ”
Hang Xue really regretted: "Forget it, the settlement of the Kong and Hangzhou families is settled, let's prepare to leave for the East China Sea!" ”
Ma Lie said unwillingly: "What about the surname Zhou?" ”
Hang Xue really said: "You don't understand, Zhou Mu and Zhou Yuchuan are not on the same path. ”
Ma Lie was curious: "Yes, then which way is he?" ”
Hang Xue really glanced at him, waved his hand and said, "Don't ask, I'll tell you when I'm free, now let's go back and pack our things first." ”
A few minutes later, the two of them returned to their rooms sullenly. Hang Xue really made up her mind, and ordered Ma Lie to stay in the room to pack up her things, and take a bodyguard with her to go to Miss Lu's place to say goodbye.
"Yo, I'm leaving so soon!" Outside the door, a petite and delicate figure walked in.
"Miss Lu?" Ma Lie heard that it was Lu Xueling's words, put down the hanger in his hand and Miss Hang's large hood, looked back at her, and said in a muffled voice: "Don't go, wait to be killed by others." ”
Lu Xueling wanted to comfort him, but suddenly found the milk cover in his hand and asked in surprise: "What are you holding in your hand?" ”
Ma Lie put down the things in his hand embarrassedly, and said with a light smile: "Cover, haven't you worn it?" ”
"I'll wear it, it's just not that big" Lu Xueling blushed and said with difficulty.
Ma Lie glanced at her petite upper circumference, and asked with a smile: "By the way, what kind of cups do you wear, who is bigger than my Xuezhen?" ”
"I" talked for a long time, Lu Xueling suddenly came back to his senses, and found that this topic seemed inappropriate to discuss with him, and glared: "Hey, what are you doing with this?" ”
Ma Lie smiled: "Who said I'm fine, I'm packing my things!" ”
Lu Xueling said in surprise: "You are a man, unexpectedly"
"Don't mention it, it's a long story!" Ma Lie said seriously: "If you want to hear it, let me say it again, I am Miss Hang's personal bodyguard, personal assistant, male secretary, nanny, driver, guide, psychological counselor, etc. ”
"Hey, aren't you tired!" Lu Xueling felt tired after hearing it.
Ma Lie sneered: "Tired is tired, but Miss Hang treats me well, I have to sacrifice my life to go to the soup for her, even if I want to help her wash her underwear, please remember, this is just a hypothesis, please don't misunderstand." ”
"I didn't misunderstand" Lu Xueling showed a look of admiration and envy, and said: "I know that you will do anything for her, including washing your underwear."
"Well, don't mention the matter of washing your underwear, okay?"
"Okay, just like at the banquet just now, in order to maintain the dignity of the Hang family, you made a big fuss about the banquet and destroyed the conspiracy surnamed Kong"
Ma Lie pretended to be stunned and asked urgently: "What are you talking about, what is the conspiracy of the person surnamed Kong?" ”
Lu Xueling said disdainfully: "Don't pretend to be confused with me, if you hadn't discovered the conspiracy surnamed Kong, you would have made such a reckless fuss, wouldn't you be afraid that others would make fun of Miss Hang and find a mad dog as a boyfriend?" ”
"Shhhh Ma Lie shushed at her, suddenly went to close the door, turned around and smiled: "Hehe, those who know me, Miss Lu too!" ”