Zhang Yu picked up the manuscript tremblingly, glanced at Mr. Ma, and then at Mr. Li, and began to read it.

"Our era is an era of money worship, it can also be said that there is money to make the devil grind the era, money and interests have become the lubricant between people, whenever the mobile phone rings, almost all friends gather, although the party is everyone takes turns to pay money, but the moment the mobile phone rings, I know that "retribution" is coming, it is my turn! There are also times, it is some players who ask me to play mahjong, of course, this situation is very rare, unless they are really hungry and have no money to eat, otherwise they will never think of me. In this era, time is not necessarily money, but money must buy time, some people ask, how to buy time? It's not like buying a watch to buy time, right? I will answer in a dashing manner, is it not that if your watch is gone, time will stop? When I say buy time, I mean taking planes, high-speed rail, urban light rail, etc., with the speed and upgrading of these means of transportation, time can be purchased with money. In this era, the most inseparable thing is naturally women, and people will ask, can money buy women? I will answer in a chic manner, aren't you talking nonsense? A teenage beautiful girl, married to an old man over 60 years old, this kind of thing is not strange, the news said, a young girl in order to take care of her boyfriend who is 30 years older than her and has a terminal illness, deliberately quit her job, and waits in the hospital every day, if I didn't know that her boyfriend is a multimillionaire, I almost believed it! Men and women break up, mostly because the man has no money, and the reasons for the breakup are even more bizarre, for a brand-name bag? For a house, a car? Even for a piece of clothing, a box of cosmetics! In general, money leaves people, a piece of waste paper! People leave money, waste one! ……”

Mr. Li nodded, "There is creativity, but it's a bit extreme!" After all, our society is still full of positive energy! Next, Liu Ming. ”

"Our era is a fast-paced era, and this is the case with food, clothing, housing and transportation. Let's start with buying clothes, in the past, we always went to the mall to pick and choose, tried and changed, changed and tried, and never got tired of it, but now it's different, how is the express delivery industry popular? That's right, if a woman holds a fire, turn on the computer, and buy it when she sees it! Do you still need to try? When you are older, eat more, and when you are smaller, lose weight. Pity us men, who don't earn as fast as they spend. I have a friend who is very smart, once his wife was coquettish, husband, my shopping cart is full, I can't put anything in it, what should I do? So my friend said firmly, don't worry, wife, I'll deal with it, you go cook! After eating, his wife asked, has it been handled? My friend smiled and said, "It's all done, I've emptied it all, and you can put your stuff in as much as you like now!" However, such a story is the beginning of a comedy and the end of a tragedy, for which my friend spent three days in the hospital! When it comes to food, needless to say, KFC McDonald's, fast food, and set meals are full of variety! It used to take at least an hour or two to cook a meal by yourself, but now it only takes a few minutes! Stay, express hotel, online booking, people do not arrive before, the room gives you the door open, convenient. Okay, Zhang Yu also said just now, flying, running, swimming, all speed up...... Some men ...... Faster! ”

Mr. Li commented, "I have a good grasp of the angle of food, clothing, housing and transportation, but unfortunately the laughter is not strong, continue to improve!" Yuwei, you come. ”

Qin Yuwei stood up and said loudly, "This! It's our time! Then he sat down.

Mr. Li was puzzled, "That's it?" ”

Mr. Ma clapped his hands and said, "Okay! Although there is only one sentence, there are laughs, and it also reflects the courage of the times! ”

"Okay, since Mr. Ma is sure, Yuwei is doing a good job, continue to work hard! Next, Fu Wei. ”

Fu Wei stood up, picked up the manuscript in his hand, struggled for a long time, but decided to give up, and shouted, "My era is Yuwei's era!" ”

"You don't have it either?" Mr. Li made a straight face.

Mr. Ma continued, "This comrade, you can't do this!" This is obvious copying and plagiarism! Watch out for the future! ”

Next, Lin Xiaohan and others told some of their views on this era one by one, mixed with some classic stories.

When everyone finished speaking, Mr. Ma paused, "Wang Erwu is asking for leave, right?" ”

"Yes." Mr. Li replied.

"He's a very interesting guy, did he hand in his plan this week?"

"It's a handover, but it's ......" Mr. Li wanted to speak and stopped, he was very contradictory now, because he could feel that Mr. Ma was more partial to Wang Erwu, but he had seen Wang Erwu's plan, and it was already a miracle that he didn't vomit blood at that time.

"But what? Can I take it out and let me see it? ”

"Okay, Yuwei, you read his plan on behalf of Wang Erwu." Mr. Li handed Wang Erwu's manuscript to Qin Yuwei.

Qin Yuwei read the first sentence, she was stupid on the spot, hesitating, and didn't know whether to read it or not.

Mr. Ma also saw the clue, so he said, "Is it something very strange?" ”

Qin Yuwei nodded helplessly.

"It's okay, read it, I want to see how good this kid is!" Mr. Ma smiled.

Qin Yuwei picked up the manuscript, "I live ...... Qin Dynasty"

As soon as the first sentence was read, the whole audience exploded, and everyone laughed.

Mr. Ma wiped his tears and said, "Go on." ”

"Ying Zheng was one of my few friends, and then I broke with him completely. I have done two wrong things in my life, one is to ask him to unify weights and measures, I said, copper coins are too heavy, money should be light, paper money must be used, and in the end we guessed the duel, and I won. I said, the banknote must be printed with the pattern of the working people, he resolutely refused, insisted on using the emperor's pattern, I said bitterly, buddy, print the working people, can be used as money, print your pattern, can only be used to burn! Do you know the Stygian coin? So, for the first time, there was a small crack in our brotherhood. The second thing I regret is the construction of the Great Wall. It's all to blame for my drinking and misconduct, and accidentally revealed this idea, but he decided to realize this idea, and then many people died, I regret it! So I called the girl who sang the best song in our village, Meng Jiangnu, although the Great Wall cried in the end, but it still couldn't stop him! In the end, the fuse that broke us up, or once went to the restaurant for dinner, he wanted me to be seated, although everyone knew at the time, I could collaborate with the enemy, and I could commit adultery, but I was willful, I was low-key. I said, buddy, you are now the Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and I am on the throne, is that like a word? He said, "One man and two brothers, what do you and I have?" So he forcibly sat me on the throne. I said, buddy, are you stupid for me? You think I don't know it's a bill? You've become an emperor, why are you so stingy? In the end, we ran away at that meal, so I broke my arm, he knocked out two front teeth, and since that time, I have secretly decided that a person who is not willing to pay for the meal is not worthy of being my true friend! After I went back, I slept a lot, and when I woke up, Mr. Li asked me to hand in the plan, I thought to myself, I am from the Qin Dynasty, Mr. Li should give some face, right? So I wrote this true story......"

(Three watches, sleep.) ）