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Qin Ruolin sat in the first row of the audience, and next to her was her and Lin Feng's agent Kelly, and the two naturally stayed to watch Lin Feng and Zhang Xiaohua's performance. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

As for what Lin Feng can do with the sketch, the two of them have no idea in their hearts.

"Sister Kelly, what do you say Lin Feng will do if he smashes his performance?" Qin Ruolin was somewhat worried about Lin Feng.

"It's okay, he's an Olympic champion, even if he messes up, everyone won't say anything." Kelly said.

"Yes, anyway, this is not Lin Feng's main job, and he is not an actor, even if he is bad, it seems to be really nothing." Qin Ruolin smiled, feeling a little relieved.

On the stage, in the expectant eyes of everyone, Lin Feng and Zhang Xiaohua appeared.

However, as soon as the two appeared, everyone at the scene was dumbfounded, in the past, the image of the two of them to everyone was handsome men and beautiful women, although Zhang Xiaohua is a comedian, but she is not known for playing ugly, and the audience even calls her the face of the comedian.

However, where is there still a combination of handsome men and beautiful women on the live stage, it is simply an elderly duo of uncles and aunts.

The elderly makeup of the two amazed the audience, and because of the huge contrast effect of the peaceful fashion beam, the two appeared, and everyone in the audience laughed.

"I'll go, is this Lin Feng?"

"Haha, Zhang Xiaohua is finally ugly!"

"The two of you are dressed like this is enough for me to laugh for an hour."

There was a lot of talking.

Zhou Ziqian, who was in the corner of the audience, frowned, because judging from the costumes of the two, it was really a bit of a sketch.

On the stage, Lin Feng and Zhang Xiaohua have already started their performances.

Lin Feng walked in front with a stool in his hand and a bag on his back, and Zhang Xiaohua followed behind him with staggering steps.

Zhang Xiaohua said weakly: "What are you doing, what are you in a hurry to panic." ”

Lin Feng: "Hurry up, you will be announced as an Olympic torchbearer soon, hurry up!" ”

Zhang Xiaohua glanced at Lin Feng: "What does it have to do with you in a hurry?" You quickly put the chair down, open it, and I'll take a break. ”

Lin Feng opened the chair and put it away, Zhang Xiaohua sat down, and then stretched out his left hand.

Lin Feng hurriedly handed over the water glass, and then asked, "What are you doing sitting down?"

Zhang Xiaohua: "What do you say?" Remember, the left hand is stretched out to drink water, the right hand is stretched out to rest, the right leg is pounding, and the left leg is kissing the old mouth, remember? Dead! ”

"Remembered." Lin Feng responded.

At this time, the audience at the scene also showed a shallow smile on their faces, so far Zhang Xiaohua's performance is still impeccable, and the image of an old lady who is a "mother" jumps on the paper.

The performance continued, Lin Feng rubbed Zhang Xiaohua's legs, and begged her to say that when he arrived at the press conference, there would be reporters who would not let him rub his legs.

Zhang Xiaohua: "Cherish the opportunity, when you finish running the torchbearer, you won't be able to touch this leg if you want to." ”

Lin Feng: "What's the matter?" Lost legs? ”

The two asked and answered, which immediately made the audience laugh.

"Haha, Lin Feng's mouth is really cheap!"

"Zhang Xiaohua, this aunt is really leading."

On stage, the show continues.

Zhang Xiaohua pointed to her leg and asked, "What kind of leg is this?" ”

"Cold legs." Lin Feng replied.

Zhang Xiaohua: "Wrong, this is not an ordinary leg, this is an Olympic torchbearer's leg ham." ”

"Ham!" Lin Feng replied, shaking out the first big burden of this sketch, and under the superb performance of the two, this big burden shook extraordinarily, and the audience under the stage burst into laughter, and some of the laughter was even more out of breath.

The performance continued, the host of this event appeared, and the actor who played the host of the scene was Zhang Xiaohua's brother, who is also a well-known comedian in China, Feng Song.

Feng Song's appearance also brought this sketch to the concentrated outbreak area of baggage, where two old men competed for the Olympic torchbearer.

Feng Song: "Let's rush to answer the question, please answer it quickly." What kind of sports make people look at and worry? ”

Zhang Xiaohua stood up decisively and replied: "Football! ”

Feng Song then asked: "What kind of sports make people look the most worried?" ”

Zhang Xiaohua stood up again and replied loudly: "Chinese men's football team!" ”

Wow~!

Hahaha......

The audience under the stage of the sketch immediately exploded, and they all laughed, this joke is from Lin Feng, and it is the most popular joke recently, and now, Lin Feng actually took this joke to the sketch, which made people laugh at the same time, they also had to sigh Lin Feng's talent.

Qin Ruolin, who was sitting in the first row, laughed and trembled, Lin Feng's performance was completely unexpected by her, and even amazed him, an athlete without any acting experience, can only be said to be a genius when he can act like this on the stage of the sketch.

And Zhou Ziqian, who was sitting in the corner of the audience, had a gloomy face, he never expected that Lin Feng could perform at such a level, this is like a layman, it is simply the strength that can only be possessed by old fritters who have been honed on the stage for many years.

The show continues.

Feng Song: "The Olympic Games are an international act, and it is better for our torchbearers to have a little knowledge of foreign languages. ”

Zhang Xiaohua: "Tea!" ”

Feng Song: "What about green tea?" ”

Lin Feng hurriedly stood up: "Green tea!" ”

Hahaha......

Hearing Lin Feng's answer, the audience burst into laughter again.

Feng Song: "Now a netizen said to invite the two of them to give their son a nice name. ”

Lin Feng asked, "What's the surname?"

Feng Song: "Surname Qi"

Lin Feng: "Qi Delong"

Feng Song: "It's not loud enough. ”

Zhang Xiaohua: "Qi Dongqiang." ”

Feng Song: "Not elegant enough"

Lin Feng stood up and said loudly: "Qi Delong Dongqiang!" ”

Hahaha......

The audience burst into laughter again, and Qin Ruolin, who was sitting in the first row, even leaned on Kelly's shoulder with a smile, she never thought that Lin Feng still had this kind of acting cell.

Feng Song: "Next, this question from our netizens is more interesting, the host makes an action and asks the two old men to guess what kind of sport this is?" ”

After Feng Song finished speaking, he stepped down from the stage and did a set of Tai Chi movements, and then asked, "What kind of exercise is this?" ”

"Play mahjong!" Lin Feng immediately answered.

Zhang Xiaohua glanced at Lin Feng with disgust: "Obviously, this is Tai Chi, what are you talking about!" It's a shame to bring you out! ”

Lin Feng was not happy and stood up from his seat: "This is obviously playing mahjong, you see." ”

Lin Feng began to do Feng Song's set of actions just now, and explained as he did it: "Shuffle the cards...... Code Cards...... Draw a card...... Look at the cards...... Draw a card...... Look at the cards...... It's mushy! ”

Lin Feng's actions and explanations were meticulous, and there were no flaws at all, and when Lin Feng finished explaining, the audience at the scene laughed again.

"Hahaha, that's funny."

"I didn't expect Lin Feng to be able to perform the sketch so well!"

"Hahaha, if you can interpret Tai Chi as playing mahjong, there is no one else!"

"Lin Feng is really amazing!"

While the audience laughed, they also praised Lin Feng's acting skills.

The stage performance continues.

With the end of the competition between the two, the whole sketch also came to an end, and the final speech of the two naturally amused the audience.

In the end, the two lit the fake Olympic torch on the stage, and the whole sketch ended with a round of applause!

…… (To be continued.) )