Chapter Ninety-One: The County Lord and the County Lord
It must be known that the county lord of Anning and the county lord of Yongchang are famous enemies. Usually the host of the guest tries to find an excuse to avoid inviting these two at the same time, so as not to make a disturbance and look bad. If you have to ask for it, when you hear that one of them is going, the other will refuse to participate.
Even so, the two inevitably bump into each other at times.
"Of course it will come." Another girl at the same table said with a smile: "There is still a strong woman wrestling in the afternoon, and the biggest attraction is the people of the two families of the county lord of Anning and the county lord of Yongchang." Why didn't the county lord of Yongchang come? ”
Everyone at the same table can probably see that Qiao Qiao'er doesn't deal with Xia Xiaodong very much, but she doesn't know the specific reason, except for that Miss Du, most of them have adopted a two-sided evasive attitude. If both ends are not hot, naturally they will not offend the other party.
It's just that in this way, the atmosphere is a little cold.
At this time, there are new characters to attract attention, and everyone is happy to open the topic - after all, today is to have fun, not to sit in vain without embarrassment.
Speaking of the strong woman's wrestling, someone immediately said: "I heard that there is any wrestling this time, or because last time in the Xue Mansion, these two directly pinched up." That time, I happened to be sick and didn't go, and I looked back and listened to the explanation, and I don't know what was going on? ”
"Hee-hee," said a girl who was quite delicate and looked younger, "I was there that day, and it was really better than the big play." ”
There were witnesses to the scene, and everyone's interest immediately skyrocketed. One of the people sitting next to the girl immediately lifted the teapot and poured her a cup of tea, and pushed the girl's shoulder with a smile: "Come, drink a cup of tea to moisten your throat, and tell us about it." ”
The girl was not hypocritical, and really picked up the teacup and took a sip. smiled: "I'll charge a female ancestor today, everyone listens well, those who have money hold a money field, and those who don't have money hold a personal field." ”
This sentence made everyone laugh and urged one after another.
Unexpectedly, the girl looked young, and her speech was really powerful, and she said something. It's really interesting.
It turned out that the old lady of Xue Mansion had a birthday. Everyone was supposed to go to pay homage to his birthday. Who knew that the two drunkards, the county lord of Anning and the county lord of Yongchang, did not mean to drink, but hoped to 'meet' Ning Junwu.
These two belong to the twenty-sixth master of the Ning family, and it is no longer news in the capital.
It's just that Ning Junwu happened to have something to do that day and never went. These two were disappointed and unhappy, and they became more and more unpleasant to see each other.
When it was time to eat the birthday banquet, the host specially arranged for these two to sit at two seats - of course, they were the first of the seats, and they also arranged for the ladies who were good friends with these two to accompany them. It's just that one of these two is the county lord. One is the county lord, and his identity is not much different. So these two seats are still next to each other.
Later, it was also the bad luck of the host's family, a maid wanted to serve the noodles for the county lord of Anning, holding a large plate of steaming anchovies, when she was passing by the table of the county lord of Yongchang. I don't know if it was a slip under my feet, or something, but I suddenly fell.
It's a pity that one fat anchovy. I was fortunate enough to be caught and turned into a plate of steamed fish with all the colors, flavors and shapes. But before he was about to become the county chairman Shangzhen, he flew out gorgeously on the way, but he couldn't enter the noble belly of the county lord in one bite.
Fortunately, the fish was very heavy on the plate, and it did not fly to the center of the table to cause an explosive effect, but it only flew two feet away, but it also smashed into one of the ladies at the county lord's table.
The lady was smashed and scalded and made a lot of soup, and she was so angry that she went down to change her clothes. Although this kind of thing is ugly, generally speaking, everyone can cover it up and clean it up quickly, which is not good for affecting the overall situation of people's birthday banquets.
Even if you encounter a stingy person, it is just a matter of taking the maid to be angry and forcing the master to scold or beat some of them.
Unexpectedly, the county lord of Anning jumped up, alleging that the maid was deliberately tripped by someone at the table of the county lord of Yongchang.
How to admit the accusation, the county lord of Yongchang also knew that the county lord of Anning was taking the opportunity to attack himself and support that person vigorously.
At this point, it was just a quarrel and scolding, and the old lady of the main family didn't accompany the old lady anymore, so she hurried over to persuade her.
finally gradually calmed down, but at this moment, the lady who went down to change her clothes came back!
Unexpectedly, the girl was also ruthless, although she changed her clothes, but in other people's houses, she couldn't take a bath, and the fish soup on her body couldn't be wiped clean, and she was somewhat fishy.
Fortunately, the county lord of Yongchang reacted very quickly and was not hit, and the head of the fish fell into the dishes in front of the county lord of Yongchang, which also caused a lot of damage.
According to the girl, this matter was not instigated by the lord of Yongchang County, but also done by others in order to curry favor with the lord of Yongchang County, so the account should be counted on the head of the lord of Yongchang County.
This algorithm was immediately copied by the county lord of Yongchang, and the girl's reckless behavior was counted on the head of the county lord of Anning.
So the fish head that had just been picked up flew towards the county lord of Anning!
A big war is here!
As an aftermath, everyone who was a birthday banquet guest later canceled the dish of steamed fish, which was unlucky.
The so-called disaster of pond fish is vividly reflected in this matter!
"I wonder what happened to that maid?" Someone is focusing on the initial 'culprit'.
"What else, I'm either beaten or sold." Miss Du said disappreciatively: "Maybe it's been beaten and sold again." Deserve! It's all because she was not cautious and mixed up all the good birthday banquets. ”
"If someone trips, don't blame her." Another girl had a different opinion: "I didn't hear much about that maid later, and it's probably okay." But because this matter was really unorthodox, the palace later sent the old lady out and admonished the county lord and the county lord. ”
"Mm-hmm, not really." The girl who temporarily acted as the female ancestor was not happy to be robbed, and took over: "Later, the county lord and the county lord began to cultivate strong women by their side, and they were ready to go back and start working. It was still the palace that sent a message, saying that 'if you want to fight, you should open the plate and fight openly, and you are not allowed to make trouble and be embarrassed outside'. So later, I spent a lot of money looking for a strong woman who could fight, and only then did I have this strong woman wrestling battle. ”
"I heard that when this wrestling was ...... No clothes? A girl, who had not spoken much all this time, suddenly asked weakly.
“……”
"It's not ...... "No clothes," everyone was a little embarrassed at the mention of whether to wear clothes or not, and it took a long time for one person to reply, "It's just that you wear less." ”
Fortunately, there was another movement at the top of the staircase, which pulled this awkward topic away.
The county lord of Yongchang has arrived.
(To be continued.) )