Chapter 4: Goodbye Chang'e
"A group of guys who look down on people, don't let the master develop, otherwise let you take a good look at my temper, first close your shop, and then let you go bankrupt and become beggars, and then buy a bunch of steamed buns to support you, and make you pay for today's behavior, hum!"
Lin Jiawei vented his anger while walking back to the rental house, there was no way, he was not as good as others, he could only learn the spirit of Ah Q, but then again, it was quite easy to use, at least Lin Jiawei's mood was a little calmer.
"But that pig's head is so funny, there is no sense of disobedience at all, haha, I laughed to death." Lin Jiawei couldn't help laughing out loud when he thought of Zhang Shiming's appearance.
"I know that he crashed into this, but I don't know that I really think that he has fallen into evil and has been subjected to some kind of demonic law." Lin Jiawei suddenly stopped, and muttered repeatedly: "What kind of demon magic has been cast..."
Lin Jiawei only felt as if another flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, but he didn't catch it all of a sudden, and he couldn't say the most uncomfortable feeling when he came to his mouth.
Lin Jiawei recalled the image of Zhang Shiming before, and couldn't help but say: "It looks like the second senior brother, it looks like someone has been cast a demon spell, it looks like the second senior brother, it looks, there is!" ”
A bold idea suddenly appeared in Lin Jiawei's mind, but he himself was taken aback by this bold idea.
"Could it be that it was not cast some demon magic, but it was cast immortal magic, the energy possessed by that handful of hair gives people the feeling of a sweet spring in the desert, full of life, but it is not something that demon magic can have, but is there really an immortal in this world?" Lin Jiawei couldn't help but ask himself, but the top priority was to go back to the rental house to confirm.
Without further ado, Lin Jiawei almost trotted back to the room, Rao is that he usually exercises, and when he returned to the rental room, he was already out of breath.
After Lin Jiawei returned to the room, he immediately took out all the hidden hair and put it on a small stool not far behind the door, because this position was the first place where the moonlight shone in, and he could see the abnormality of his hair for the first time.
"Sure enough, I just sniffed it, and the fatigue in my body disappeared, what the hell is this, and who was that girl yesterday?" Lin Jiawei returned to the bedside, full of horror, but more doubt.
Just when Lin Jiawei wanted to continue his research, the door of the room was kicked open with a strong kick, and he saw a person standing at the door like a mountain of meat, much fatter than Zhang Shiming, almost twice the figure of Lin Jiawei, but combing a sheep's tail, wearing a plaid shirt, lake blue cropped pants, and the exposed legs were as thick as an elephant's feet.
The door of Lin Jiawei's room was a wooden door bonded with three plywoods, and Na Roshan stood there, with his hands on his hips, directly blocking his door tightly.
When the wooden door kicked open, it knocked the stool away, and brought up the hair, and in an instant it scattered to all corners of the room like a fairy scattered flowers.
"Lin... Excellent... Great!. Hedong roared like a lion, and the charter woman stood at the door and roared, and the whole building felt shaking.
Lin Jiawei's body that was about to hide was fixed there, knowing that he couldn't hide, he turned around in embarrassment, glanced at the hair all over the room with some pain, and knew that now was not the time to pick up hair, with a smile on his face: "Chartered wife, such a coincidence!" ”
"Huh, Qiao? I came to wait for you, I saw you running in just now, do you want to avoid me, sue you, there is no door, next month's rent has to be paid, and if you don't pay it, you will move out to the old lady, and if you don't have money, you will learn from others to come out and rent a house. The charter lady crossed her hands on her waist and splashed her saliva.
"That, I don't have a week to expire, I'll give it to you before it expires." Lin Jiawei said while secretly thinking about how she was caught, and he was depressed in his heart, he didn't look at the yellow calendar when he went out today, why didn't everything go well.
Rent can be delayed in other places, but this charter lady came early at the beginning of the month to ask for rent, if it weren't for the cheap rent here, he would have wanted to move out a long time ago.
"For the sake of you, you still have a few days to go, otherwise you would have been swept out of the house, you won't learn well at a young age, you dress like a dog, you don't have a penny on you, what's the point of living." The charter lady is still as poisonous as ever.
"Look at you, what bullshit hair is also brought back, make it like this, you clean it up for me, if I see you coming back with some messy things, I will drive you out directly, hum, countrymen are countrymen, sloppy." Leaving the back of his head as he spoke, he left.
Even from a distance of several meters, Lin Jiawei could clearly see the spitting stars floating in the air, and said indignantly: "When I have money, I will buy two bottles of salt soda and spray you to death." ”
Lin Jiawei looked at the hair floating all over the ground, and hurriedly closed the door, these are all magical things, maybe he can make a fortune with these hairs.
How do you say to get rich? Sell them to marathon runners, long-distance runners, and if they don't have the body to take a sip during the race, it will work better than any doping.
Even the advertisement was instantly thought: "Long-distance running, especially after excessive exercise, there is waist and leg soreness, lack of energy, as if the body has been hollowed out, it may be kidney deficiency, to make up for the kidney, just inhale..."
Eh~ What is this, Lin Jiawei shook off the messy thoughts and concentrated on tidying up his hair.
After a while, although most of them were collected again, some of them could not be retrieved, such as the innermost part of the bed, such as in the fish tank.
Lin Jiawei learned to be obedient this time, maybe the charter wife suddenly had convulsions again, and she would be tired to death if she did this again, so she didn't dare to put her hair behind the door, and put it directly on the bed.
After doing this, Lin Jiawei stretched, looked back meaningfully, and then turned back to look at his hair.
Suddenly, the whole person was stunned, his heart began to beat faster, and only one thought remained in his mind: "I... I... Just now... Back... When... It seems like... There is a... The white figure... It can't be a ghost! No... Scare me! ”
Lin Jiawei endured the fear in his heart, and constantly visited the gods and goddesses in his heart, although he did not believe in gods and Buddhas, but at this moment he seemed to be the most devout believer.
His head is like the minute hand on a clock, turning slowly little by little, that is, he wants to be sure quickly, but he does not dare to face it, afraid that there is really a ghost behind him.
"Hell!" Lin Jiawei's eyes suddenly swept to a figure dressed in white, his real body seemed to be equipped with a spring, he jumped up suddenly, and hurriedly ran to the door, ready to push the door out, but found that he couldn't open the door.
Lin Jiawei is not afraid of anything else, but he is afraid of ghosts, which may be the reason why he has been instilled since he was a child, as long as he doesn't sleep at night, his grandmother will tell him the story of a female ghost, and he, as long as he hears the story of a female ghost, he is so frightened that he immediately sleeps obediently, it can be said that the shadow area in his heart can open up a new continent.
Lin Jiawei was so frightened that he forgot that this door was pulled inside, so he had to turn around and close his eyes and beg for mercy: "Don't kill me, I'm not the person you're looking for, I've never done anything wrong, uh, when I was 5 years old, I went to see the widow next door taking a bath, but it was Dalong who pulled me there, he peeked, I just took the wind, and, when I was 6 years old..."
Lin Jiawei was like pouring beans on a bamboo tube, telling all the old bad things about himself until the moonlight fell.
"When I was 21 years old... I really didn't do anything bad when I was 21 years old, you just spare me, by the way, you are dying in the world, there must be something you want to complete, sue me, I will help you finish, please leave quickly! ”
"Wow, do you think I'm a ghost like that?" Chang'e held back her laughter from the beginning, listening to Lin Jiawei's mischievous behavior since she was a child, she almost laughed out loud several times, and only then did she speak when she heard that Lin Jiawei had finally finished speaking.
When Lin Jiawei heard this voice, he was obviously stunned, but the elegance of the ghost of the hollow valley was mixed with a little naughtiness, and it didn't sound like the voice of a female ghost on TV.
He opened his right eye and wanted a large number of female ghosts in front of him, but when he saw clearly, the whole person froze, not to say that he was amazed.
The whole world was quiet, he looked up, only to see a fairy standing in the air, a pair of crystal clear jade feet like the most noble work of art in the world, with the moon as a dress, snow as the skin, the Nine Heavens Milky Way as the green silk, the shining star as the eyes, wearing a layer of white sand to cover the face, looming face, although the position she was in could not shine on the moonlight, but the moonlight seemed to be willing to deviate for her, exuding silver light up and down her body, Lin Jiawei felt that the most beautiful things in the world were not as good as the people in front of her.
Lin Jiawei glanced at the somewhat familiar hairstyle, and when his gaze turned to the jade rabbit surrounded by the fairy's hands, a thought suddenly appeared in Lin Jiawei's mind, could she be the legendary Chang'e.
Chang'e seemed to know Lin Jiawei's thoughts, and said: "The deity is the Taiyin Star Monarch in charge of the Moon Palace, Chang'e. ”
Lin Jiawei slapped his thigh fiercely, but the pain from his thigh told him that this qiē was true.
Although it was a little incredible, Lin Jiawei felt that what the person in front of him said was true, and he couldn't help but be even more dumbfounded.
Chang'e looked at Lin Jiawei's reaction as she expected, and couldn't help but smile and said, "Do you feel that this hairstyle is a little familiar?" ”
Being treated by Chang'e like this, Lin Jiawei immediately remembered that this was not the five-knife Pingji hairstyle that he had made for a girl with an extraordinary temperament before, and the temperament of the person in front of him was almost exactly the same as the temperament of the girl, he instantly thought that it was the same person, and the big stone in his heart was really put down, after all, if he wanted to harm himself, he was afraid that he would not survive yesterday.
After thinking about it, Lin Jiawei said respectfully: "I don't know what Fairy Chang'e is looking for me?" ”
Lin Jiawei is not stupid, since she left with a hairstyle yesterday, but today she came to find herself, there must be something, so she simply asked directly, after all, the unknown is the most terrifying.
When Chang'e heard Lin Jiawei's words, she couldn't help but blush, but fortunately, Lin Jiawei didn't notice it because of the white sand covering her face, otherwise it would not be possible to have any ugliness.
"Actually, I want to ask you to come with me to Heavenly Court and do me a favor."
"Go to Heaven ?!!" Lin Jiawei suspected that his ears had heard it wrong, and he couldn't help but open his mouth to confirm.
"Well, yes, I don't know what you think?" Although Chang'e was inquiring, her tone had a firmness that could not be postponed.
In fact, Lin Jiawei originally wanted to refuse, because he felt that Heavenly Court was full of countless unknowns, and I couldn't go as soon as you asked me to go to Heavenly Court, although there were no special effects there, but there were more powerful immortals than special effects, and they could pinch themselves to death casually, but when they thought that if they refused, they were afraid that they would be ravaged directly, so they had to bite the bullet and say: "I don't dare to ask for ears." ”
Chang'e gave such an obedient look and said, "When you get to Heaven, you must follow me closely, you can't do anything other than what I tell you, don't talk, remember, let's go!" ”
Lin Jiawei only felt that his head was empty, and the whole person was in a weightless state like a roller coaster, but he quickly recovered, and when he opened his eyes, he was stunned by the building in front of him.
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