Chapter 36: Ten Thousand Emojis
Why did Ren Qian watch Wan Feng's concert and interview videos?
Because he browsed his fans and Wanfeng fans today, after Wei Bo scolded and tore each other, he always felt that something was missing. But there was no clue about tossing and turning, and it wasn't until he wanted to post an emoji just now that he suddenly found out that the Chinese Charter Empire actually didn't have emojis!
This Nima must not be able to bear it.
Violent emojis, Zhang Han emojis, Jin curator emojis, Erkang emojis, Huang Zitao emojis, Teletubbies emojis, wuli Taotao emojis, how much joy do they bring us?
These emojis are full of pictures and texts, and the designers' brains have also broken through the sky, drawing the expressions of the characters in the pictures as exaggerated ghosts and animals, and the short captions are even more expressive, which can not only accurately express the meaning, but also make people laugh convulsively at the screen.
Later, this kind of emoji has become a broad and profound knowledge after the development and growth of hundreds of millions of Chinese netizens, and its connotation is rich, involving current hot events, well-known figures (including Xi Jinping), and it can be said that it is an interesting thing about the Celestial Empire, all condensed in small pictures.
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In the previous life, all kinds of emojis were essential items for chatting in QQ groups and WeChat circles.
For example, a person posted a picture of Mama Rong's hideous face with a line of text: Little smash, and then make a noise to buy you to a brothel!
How are you going to get back?
You can't just be stupid and dry typing a line, right? That's humiliating.
The correct way to open it is, of course, to exchange gifts - back to the picture.
Your picture can look like this: a female man kicks and crushes another man's balls, the man has a sad expression, there are slap marks on his face, the corners of his mouth are bloodshot, his eyes are bruised, he is crying with his mouth pursed, and there is a line of female men casually asking: Oh, is it?
If someone in the group is particularly narcissistic, they often post photos of Jin San Fat Cool and Crazy Domineering, in the picture, Jin San Fat Cow is coaxing, with his hands on his waist, and his fleshy face is full of exaggerated lipstick marks, with a line of words next to him: It's a sin for people to be too handsome, I'm so tired!
What measures should be taken at this time, of course, it is still a picture!
You can immediately follow such a picture: Uncle Lei Feng is standing guard with a rifle, but his handsome face has been replaced by the distorted face of Director Jin.
The whole picture is taken up - Curator Jin is three points lewd and, and seven points is mad and said: It is my life's work to protect you group of evil pens.
You can follow the picture later, a tomb overgrown with green grass on the picture is particularly conspicuous, two smiling Jin curators are jumping on the side of the grave, with a line of words next to it: In the past, my old friend was like a qing, and now the grave is full of green grass.
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These pictures are so comedic and humorous.
It not only ridiculed the atmosphere, but also filled each other's picture inventory, and everyone had a hard time. Even if there is a conflict, it is a howl of fighting pictures, and then you and I will resolve it with harmony.
It's like now, scolding is the eighteenth generation of ancestors, all kinds of important organs.
In view of the above reasons, Ren Qian wants to benefit the thousands of netizens in this land - to get out the emojis that were so popular on the Internet in his previous life.
Regarding the emoji system, Ren Qian must popularize a little bit of high-level related technology here.
The first must-have technology - nostril superfinishing technology!
Erkang, as we know it, is deeply poisoned by this technology. There are often pictures of Erkang crying and tearing his heart on social networking sites.
There are always some frenzied meme makers who focus on their nostrils, and while they are a bit vulgar, they undeniably break your laughs with ease.
Ren Qian naturally will not let go of ten thousand seals.
On the first screenshot, Wan Feng is holding the microphone and laughing, and his very demonic smile is not inferior to the four major expression emperors in Asia. Ren Qian tapped on the keyboard, skillfully using the 'nostril superfinishing technology' to make Wan Feng's nostrils huge and black and shiny. Finally, add a line of eye-catching letters: Hahaha, laugh at me!
After the first work was completed, Ren Qian looked back, Nima, this Wanfeng really has the potential to be the emperor of expressions.
A great victory~
Go on.
The second technology - cross-species hybridization technology!
For example, the popular Professor Du and Shiba Inu are PS together, and the picture of the finished product is a big-eyed Shiba Inu with a Professor Du hairstyle hood, and staring at you with forty-five degrees of extremely magical eyes, cute with a little weird, just like Zhang Han's grin, and it is imprinted in his mind at a glance.
In short, the style of the whole picture is extremely distorted, and I can't bear to look at it directly.
Of course, Ren Qian will not forget the classic technique of jì, I saw that he forcibly wiped off half of Wan Feng's face, and then went to the Internet to search for a puppy that was too ugly to eat, buckled the ugly face, and pasted it on half of Wan Feng's face.
Do a little more post-production to make the picture smooth and without a sense of disobedience. A magical expression of the pure natural hybridization of the king of ten thousand heavens and the clown dog was born.
This picture really made Ren Qian laugh.
He's feeling a little guilty right now.
Wouldn't that be too vicious? After all, in the next few years, these pictures will be popular all over the country, and they will be spread on social networking sites such as Weibo every day...... Wan Tianwang is so keen to save the zài sense, but the zài sense is so sufficient, will he cry happily and faint in the toilet?
No matter what, just be happy.
The third technology - 3D laser processing technology!
This kind of technology is not seen very often, because it is too high-tech. But what about high technology, it is difficult to fall on Ren Qian.
He found a screenshot of Wan Zhang's angry eyes at the concert, and went to a website set up by military enthusiasts to deduct two laser emission pictures and inlay them on Wan Feng's eyes.
As soon as the expression picture came out, Ren Qian himself was scared - the two lines of lasers have a tendency to shoot out of the picture, with Wan Feng's exaggerated expression, all of them are in a word.
Ren Qian sighed, Wan Feng this guy was simply born to make emojis!
So, he made his face more joyful.
The fourth technique is the Psychic Attack Technique!
This type of technique is simple and crude.
Take our cute and demonic little Shiba Inu as an example. A small Shiba Inu's 45-degree demonic squint appears in the picture is not a mental attack, what we have to do is to buckle off the part of the little Shiba Inu's eyes and dark nose, and then rotate it 30 degrees to overlap the original picture.
Then rotate the buckled Shiba Inu 30 degrees, overlapping the previous picture.
And so on, until the whole picture is 360 degrees without dead ends, it is the gaze of the little Shiba Inu......
When you look at the finished picture, you will feel that you see a thousand-eyed strange dog. But when you look closely, isn't this a dog? Then you can't help but rotate the screen and compare them one by one.
When you finish reading it, you will sigh, Nima, it's really the same dog, the same expression!
Wait a minute!
Damn, why did my brain suddenly convuls, and I actually rotated the screen to compare it once?
At this point, you're in a state of collapse -- yes, that's what we want.
Ren Qian smiled so hard that his stomach hurt, and he opened the text folder energetically, and glanced at it, which was full of screenshots of 10,000 seals. And his emoji making technique has not yet been exhausted.
So, again!
Wantianwang, I will definitely give you a big surprise, don't be too anxious~