"Thank you, thank you...... I mean, enough, enough, everybody can stop. Chris-Rock, who was standing on the stage and pacing back and forth, was warmly welcomed by the audience, but his words not only did not calm the applause, but many people chose to give a standing ovation, and the applause grew louder and louder.

As the nation's most popular comedian in 2004, Chris has always been known for his unabashed and uninhibited words, and his merciless complaints about stars on talk shows have been enthusiastically followed, and he was selected by ABC TV and the Academy as the host of this year's Oscars.

If that's all it takes, it's not enough for Chris to be treated like this; What's more, Chris is the second black host in the entire history of the Oscars, and after Whoop-Goldberg has hosted the Oscars three times, another black man has finally taken over the baton of the Oscars, which is obviously a significant change for Hollywood.

"Thank you, thank you very much." Chris took the microphone and stopped in the center of the stage, and the applause that lasted for a full sixty seconds finally subsided a little, "Welcome to the 77th ...... It was also the last Oscar. Just the first sentence made a big deal out of the house, "We have four black nominees tonight, and this is simply a black Oscar!" The head-to-end racial stalks made everyone at the scene burst into laughter, especially the black people present.

"When you were a child, you watched every movie as a classic and every movie as a masterpiece, but when you grow up and watch these movies, you will scream, like......'Rocky 5' is really bad!" The sequel meme made people chuckle again, "I love the Oscars because the Oscars are the only awards ceremony where people win awards but don't need to perform." Really, literally, the Oscars really didn't have a show! ”

"You go to the Grammys, somebody sings; Tony Award, singing and dancing; The incomparable Pagathos Award, singing and dancing in addition to gunfights. Lance couldn't hold back for a while, and burst out laughing, Martin and Alexander, who were sitting on either side, were no better, and Chris opened with full firepower, obviously with good results, "In short, there was absolutely no performance at the Oscars, or a 'life or death'?" Or Morgan Freeman advertising shampoos or something. ”

The camera immediately focused on Morgan under the stage, and chuckled in a chorus, "The only performance at the Oscars is for the loser to pretend that nothing happened." Lance actually wanted to clap his hands and laugh, but considering that Martin was sitting next to him, he still restrained himself, and it was definitely not an easy task to face such a scene every year and practice the standard expression of "congratulations", Lance thought of Leonardo. "I remember one year when Halle Berry won an award and Nicole Kidman had a great laugh, for which she deserved an Emmy for Best Performance."

This time, no one could hold back and applauded en masse. It's just that Nicole, who is watching the ceremony at home, will obviously not be happy.

"If you had acted so well in the shortlisted works, the little golden man would have been yours back then." This is still teasing Nicole, "I like movies, I like good and bad movies, but some movies are so bad that people worry about the actors' financial situation." I mean, I watched the movie "Journey to Love" a while ago, and I immediately sent Cooper Gooding Jr. a check for $80. Cooper, who was not present, was lying down again, and many people at the scene were still laughing, but some people were already worried: Chris's gun was aimed at him, so what should he do?

The fears soon became reality.

"We can now know why some movies are so bad because the production company is in too much of a hurry." Chris started to get started gradually, "If you don't get a big star, just wait, like Lancelot Strello." "Borrowing a knife to kill" was the first to lie down and say, "If you really can't wait, then go on the field yourself, and Clint Eastwood proved that it works." "Of course, if you want to choose an old partner and sell favors, this is also possible, and Martin Scorsese is the best example." "Flyer" third lying gun.

Attending the Oscars last year, Lance didn't even have the opportunity to be interviewed on the red carpet, as if he was a spectator; But this year, Lance had a place in the opening statement.

"But some people must be curious, there are hundreds of stars on the scene tonight, why can't they find big stars? No, you're wrong, actually, there are only four real big stars tonight. The black terrier popped up again, and the scene burst into laughter, "The others are just some popular ordinary people." Many people applauded again, this kind of self-ridicule is really unbearable, "I must emphasize, if you can't find a big star, please wait!" Wait, okay? If you can't wait for Tom Cruise and only Jude Law, wait! Jude, who was not present, was shot in the knee, "It's not the same thing, who the hell is Jude Law?" Why is he in every movie I've watched in the past four years? He's bent, he's straight, he's American, he's British, and he's probably going to start playing Martin Luther King Jr. next year. ”

The laughter at the scene still rang out, but this time it was not too enthusiastic, because many of the people present were Jude's friends, but Chris did not stop, "If you want to find Russell Crowe, you only find Colin Farrell, wait!" 'Alexander the Great' is not some kind of bad street history, in my opinion, all historical films should be played by Russell, Russell will prepare carefully for each film, if you want to make a movie that happened three weeks ago, look to Russell, because Russell will investigate everything that happened three weeks ago in detail, including the sound. The laughter at the scene accompanied Chris's every sentence could not be stopped, "If you want to find Denzel Washington, you can only find me?" Wait! ”

This time, the self-blackening once again made the audience burst into laughter, "If you want to find Brad Pitt, you only find Lancelot Strello, wait!" "Bang", the muzzle of the gun was aimed at the hottest topic of the past year, Lance could feel it when he sat in his chair, and in an instant, countless eyes were projected, like thousands of arrows, and even the air became tense, "I mean, Brad is willing to sacrifice everything for the sake of the movie, naked / body, doing his best is just a trivial matter, even betraying his marriage, he does not hesitate." Lancelot can't do that...... By the way, who the hell is Lancelot? Chris had a constipated expression and a look of disgust.

Lance was still highly concentrated, listening to how Chris would complain about himself, but he didn't expect a big reversal, he didn't worry about the ridicule of the last sentence at all - it was just sprinkling water, the real focus was the first half, he almost squirted it directly, but fortunately, when he cultivated home, he couldn't hold back his smile and didn't make a fool of himself in front of the camera, but his facial expression twitched lightly twice - Chris really lived up to his name, and his mouth was blocked to a new height!

Not only Lance, but the other actors on the scene were almost unable to laugh - not only because Brad's popularity in the circle is not bad, but also because of similar negative news, who doesn't have two pieces of it, this time it's Brad, so next time is it?

Luckily, Chris immediately changed the subject, "This year is really special, there are a lot of best movies that no one wants to make, like one of my favorites this year, 'Fahrenheit 911.'" This time, everyone at the scene applauded collectively, and it was even accompanied by a whistle, and the scene was so lively. I just don't know whether it is in favor of "Fahrenheit 911" and more sentiment against the Iraq War; I'm glad that Chris changed the subject and got out of danger a little more.

Chris openly expressed his support for the "Fahrenheit 911" and his dissatisfaction with the Bush administration/administration, and even harshly ridiculed George W. Bush, who had just completed a thrilling re-election. This paragraph caused laughter and applause from the audience, and it was impossible to stop.

Then Chris teased the biggest topic of 2004 "The Passion of the Christ", which caused a frenzy of public opinion in North America because it offended religious organizations and Jews, "Although it is not recognized by the Oscars, Mel Gibson can not worry, because the box office market is enough to make up for your loss at the Oscars." ”

The opening remarks were finally over, and Chris invited the first presenting guest of the night, Halle Berry, before exiting. But the afterglow left by the scene did not dissipate, Chris can be said to have offended a large number of actors, including Russell Crowe, Lancelot Strello, Colin Farrell, Morgan Freeman, Mel Gibson, etc., some of which are light and heavy, but the most exaggerated thing is that Jude Law and Brad Pitt can not get off the stage, even if the two did not attend tonight's awards ceremony, you can feel the powerful damage by looking at the embarrassment of the guests on the scene.

It is conceivable that after the award ceremony, the news media and artists from all walks of life will be lively. To be more precise, after Hallie took the stage to present the awards, the guests still did not come back to their senses, and the whole atmosphere of the awards seemed a little dull, so that the award of the best art direction became sloppy.

The Aviator won the first Golden Man of the night, making a great start and setting the tone for tonight's awards ceremony. That's when people came to their senses – so are Martin and Leonardo really going to make the biggest breakthrough of their careers tonight? Is the little golden man really going to favor these two big stars?

All reactions seemed to be half a beat slower, and when the winner had already walked off the stage, the scene began to stir, and all eyes were on Martin and Leonardo. Lance also turned his head and smiled at Martin, raising his hands to applaud, and Old Martin turned his head and showed a humble smile.

Immediately after, Renee Zellweger, the winner of Best Supporting Actress last year, has appeared on the stage, followed by the Best Supporting Actor Award! (To be continued.) )