Chapter 1 Unforgettable 2008

In 2008, in addition to the Wenchuan 8.7 magnitude earthquake affecting the hearts of people across the country, there were also various 'door events' that knocked on our young hearts......

'Double Flying Door', '**** Door', and the famous 'Nude Photos Door', etc., under the heavy blows of countless heavy doors, and after the young bold words on Baidu Tieba. Whether on TV or in newspapers, there are people who say that the post-90s generation is the Beat Generation. However, as the protagonist, the post-90s generation still sits at the desk and studies silently, facing a qiē with unimaginable forbearance.

What is Bad Guy? A few decades ago, the group of people who were Red Guards, burning, killing, looting, and doing all kinds of evil, were bad people; The later group of people who came out to play with porcelain were not good birds; The two incidents that can put the door incident and Baidu Tieba, and the events that are not related to the post-90s wind and cattle and horses, are all made on the top of the heads of the post-90s, and I believe that they are not good people.

Sure enough, it was later confirmed that the people who came out to scold were just those from the Red Guards back then, and they had reached the age of scolding!

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"Ke Guoquan, you obviously have a bunch of books on your desktop, but why are your grades so bad!" My sophomore tablemate, she flipped through the extracurricular books on my desk.

"Damn, I said save it, 'Reading changes your fate!' How could you call me such a rational person to believe such nonsense? I didn't hesitate to refute.

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However, this topic of 'reading to change destiny' has always aroused my interest.

I think back to the scenes I had at school since I was a child: "Well, I didn't know what I could do with studying!" "For the answer to the question of 'reading changes fate', then I have to really sigh:

"When I was in elementary school, I asked my teacher, 'What's the use of reading?' The teacher said, 'If you read carefully, you will have a future in the future!' ’”

I asked, "Can you speak human language?" ”

"You're a fucking girl, aren't you trying to mess with the class? Get out of here,! "What can I do when I encounter such a teacher who doesn't play cards according to common sense? I was just put on the bench.

Such an academic topic was actually punished in exchange for being punished, and my interest in the meaning of learning when I was a child has been cold to the North Pole.

When I was in junior high school, I asked my teacher, "What's the use of reading?" ”

Teacher "......" Ke Guoquan, stand at the door!

"Teacher Luo, did Ke Guoquan do anything that people and gods are angry again?" The director of the teaching office, who passed by the door of my classroom, asked in a habitual manner.

Luo Bandao sighed with hatred: "Ouch, it's really a sin, such a stupid student, what else is there to teach?" ”

"Oh, Mr. Luo, tell me what good things Ke Guoquan has done, everyone is happy." The biggest impression he taught me was that he could easily do it - build his happiness on Ke Guoquan's pain.

"I don't know what to say this time, what is the purpose of asking what to read! It's useless to read, is anyone still reading? Speaking of Ke Guoquan's unreasonable trouble, Director Luo became nameless, why is there such a stupid person in this world, so he has to hold on to the truth that everyone understands?

"But then again, what is the role of reading and being a person? I can't seem to figure out why, no! I can't let others know that I don't even know such a simple truth, I must not be! The more Mr. Luo thought about it, the more irritated he became, and in the dry intestines, it was difficult to find a reasonable answer in the end, and in the end, he could only attribute it to Ke Guoquan's unreasonable trouble!

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It wasn't until I entered the county key middle school, Jingzhen High School, that I asked, "Is it useful to study?" ”

The class director shook his head and said: "Well, 'There is Yan Ruyu in the book, and there is a golden house in the book. 'Reading can not only cultivate sentiment, but also increase wisdom, and can also ......"

"Speak human words!"

"When I was admitted to university, there were groups of beautiful women, hugging ...... left and right" When the class guide said this, he was also drunk. His eyes lit up, and the spats of his mouth almost flowed down, as if there was one, no! It's a group of undressed beauties walking in front of you......

I "......"

For the sake of the admission rate, in order to stimulate students to learn, this guy is also fighting. But this is not the life I want, I want to have a living, get ahead, and make some money, because my family is very poor, and if I am poor, I should think about change!

So I still made my own fortune and longed for freedom under dogmatism. And my freedom comes from the pile of extracurricular books I bought, piled on top of the desk, and built a high wall. In this way, when the teachers are in class, they can automatically ignore Ke Guoquan's storage zài, and they can't see me doing something behind the stacks of books.

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"Damn, you bunnies, why are you using me as a shield again!" I moved my heavyweight desk to a position and was unconvinced.

Can you be convinced? I'm confident that I'm not the most mischievous in the class, and I often give them a lecture and laugh everyone's heart.

The special teacher crashed in at an inopportune time and yelled, "Who is making trouble again!" I would notice that there were seven or eight more fingers on the top of my head.

I "......" that I read quietly, is this my business? I quickly stood up with my fingers and danced like a cha cha dance, pointing to the left and right in a vain attempt to fight back, but my hands were more than five or six pairs of hands......

I felt a murderous aura behind me, and I couldn't help but feel a chill down my spine, I turned around, and a book fell to the ground with a 'crackle' above my head, and my voice was crisp......

"Ke Guoquan!" The lion's roar of the class guide will sound, and the murderous gaze will be like a pork knife dissecting my heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and xu. From the look in his eyes, I knew that as a quiet and intelligent person, I had been targeted as a target for mischief.

"You! ~Get out to the door! The class guide pointed a trembling index finger at my nose and shouted.

"Yes...... I walked out of the classroom with a sad expression. When I was about to get outside to breathe in the free air, I looked back and saw the neighbors who were holding back their faces with books and holding back their laughter, my eyes were wide open, and I stood at the door of the classroom with my mouth crooked, and the teacher raised a backward middle finger behind his back, and they burst out laughing.

"Xu Chunheng, Tan Rongxiang, Zhou Xiaojie, what are you two laughing at? Get me out! ”

"What do you say?" Xu Chunheng is a little fat man, and it can be seen that he has tried his best to suppress his smile, but the corners of his mouth are still very restless to outline a smile.

"Damn!"

"Why do I think that I have this black pot on my back, why does it seem to be meaningless?" The person who has always carried the black pot has been a noble profession for others to eliminate disasters and solve problems, and I didn't expect this black pot to be carried by it. The disaster of the party has been transferred to me, but it has not eliminated the disaster of the party, it is really a failure.

"Ke Guoquan, I really didn't mean you." Zhou Xiaojie also couldn't help but smile and said.

"You bastards! Let's see who will hold the screen for you in the future! "I'm a little angry, Ge'an is reading quietly, who is he provoking whom?

In 2008, when I was still watching movies with MP4, mobile phones were not considered luxury goods for movies, and they were not yet popular. But this is not difficult for talented businessmen, they invented a method of using the principle of optics to put a nude image in the lighter, as long as the lighter's light button is turned on, there will be a nude girl on the white canvas, but at that time there were so many white canvases that made people admire? As long as it was a little uneven or not white enough, the image of the nude woman in the image of that thing would be greatly distorted, so they even targeted my white clothes, and well, nine out of ten of my clothes were white at that time!

Although I disdain them to yell at my back, when they bring me the lighter and a blank piece of paper when they are done, I will still watch it all night!

"Ke Guoquan, you have been stirring up for a while, and you pulled us out with one middle finger." Tan Rongxiang, nicknamed 'Nose Dish', lives in the county seat and is a guy who has a nosebleed when he sees a beautiful woman.

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This academic year, I have read a lot of success theories, from "Li Ka-shing" to "The Wealth of Nations", but these books that are half academic, half news in the entertainment industry, I still haven't found a way to make a fortune.

But the equivalent of my failure in business is the success of my class achievement.

As a character who doesn't have to study, the most must be class time. So as a person who cherishes time like gold, I made full use of the class time to joke and talk with my classmates and nurture everyone's sentiments, and the class teacher naturally hated me again.

As long as the old class remembers my mischievous strength, he is a little 'eggy' sad;

Whenever the test roll will come down, this one doesn't need to be read, zero points.

Well, this one is still a zero score, alas, there is progress, 13 points......

This means that at the end of an academic year, how many big eggs do I have to carry on my report card, and how many times have I been wronged......

Undoubtedly, these events are challenging and challenging the final bottom line of the class guide.

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"Fortunately, after this April, there are only about two months left to be in the same class as this student." The class instructor was in the teaching office, shrewdly calculating the remaining days of this year's first year of high school, and couldn't help but smile heartily.

But when he went to work the next day, he knew he was wrong.

On April 1st, the class teacher happily came to the teaching office and found that it was a little late. But this is not difficult for a middle-aged teacher, so he packed up the textbooks and teaching aids in three or two and rushed to the class.

......The class bell rang, and the class guide walked into the classroom with a whistle attitude. He is wearing a suit today, and he is very energetic and gentlemanly.

"Old class, I vaguely remember that this class is not yours."

I was the first to speak, with that cynical attitude and lazy voice.

"Hehe, Ke Guoquan, do you think I'll believe you?" The joke that the old class told me was obviously already immune, and he was about to beckon everyone to class with a grin.

"It's true, the Academic Affairs Office just sent someone to say it, you better go back!" The squad leader suddenly responded to me, which startled him, his mouth was more frightened than stuffing an egg, and he couldn't help but think in his heart: "Am I wrong to blame Ke Guoquan?" ”

"No, it won't! The school didn't notify me!" He smiled bitterly and said, Lao Ban's self-confidence had encountered a huge challenge for the first time in his life, and I knew that he was confused.

"It's true." With the support of the class leader, the whole class responded with care.

"Ahem, ahem, well, it seems that the teacher is old and doesn't have a good memory, you study on your own first, and I'll go and look at the schedule." The old class coughed dryly twice, pretending to be calm, after all, it's not like I haven't encountered such a thing as going to the wrong classroom, has it? At the same time, I was also thinking, I had such a bad attitude towards Ke Guoquan just now, should I apologize?

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"Happy April Fool's Day, Old Ban!" Just as the class leader was about to lift his feet and leave, the whole class shouted loudly, accompanied by the hip-hop laughter of the whole class......

Old class: "......"

"Alas, let's go to class, to be honest, I just vaguely remembered that today was April Fool's Day, if it weren't for Ke Guoquan, a nasty ghost who often deceives people, you wouldn't be able to fool me!" The old class smiled.

This class is the happiest class class this year, because we can see that this is the most smiling class he has given us in the class.

(To be continued...... ）