Chapter 0296 - Stir Up Trouble
Luo Yuhan's idea is good, but it is easier said than done. If you don't come forward, you will definitely have to ask others to come forward, but where to find someone now, even if you find someone, this kind of thing can't see the sun after all, how should you say to people, whether they are willing to help, all of these are unknown.
At this moment, a hoarse voice came from the side. Luo Yuhan turned his head to take a look, and saw sixty or seventy security trainees lined up in a square team, the security coach stood in front of the square team, one hand crossed his waist, the other hand danced vigorously, and was loudly admonishing: "Boxing is divided into inner boxing and outer boxing, the twenty-four boxing methods I have taught you in the past few days are external boxing, to put it bluntly, this kind of boxing is the muscles and bones, punching can hit people, punching can resist, I will now select two people to fight with me, check your basic skills." ”
The coach looked around, stared at the two big men in the front row, beckoned, and shouted: "Two big men, out of the ranks." ”
The big man is really tall, one is 1.9 meters away, and the other is not 1.9 meters, but it is not far from this distance, it is estimated that it is at least 1.8 meters more.
The two big men took a step forward, stood with their heads held high, and the coach waved his hand again, and said sternly: "At the same time, prepare to attack, no matter the tricks, if you lose, I will take care of your meals for a week, and there will be meat at once, if you lose, wash my clothes, including socks and trousers, during the study and training." ”
There was a burst of laughter from the team, and one of them shouted mischievously: "Hey, Coach Ma, don't bother the two masters, you're welcome, if they lose, you simply let them wash our socks and trousers, if they don't want to, we can do it for you." ”
Another also coaxed: "They wash the socks and trousers, and I contract the cups." ”
The trainees laughed again.
The students made a big fuss, but Coach Ma didn't get angry, waved to the two of them, and asked loudly, "Are you ready?" ”
"Report, as soon as you are ready, just wait for the coach's instructions."
"So what are you waiting for, come on."
Coach Ma clenched his fists and spread his legs, ready to meet the attack of the two big ones.
The two big ones didn't attack immediately when they heard the order, Mi Jiu's Nunu mouth, signaling to move away from each other, Mi Ba understood, and went around behind Coach Ma.
After the two big ones were positioned, they roared at the same time, and rushed towards the horse coach one after the other. Coach Ma's eyes rolled, and he saw the two of them rushing to him at the same time, waving their fists and smashing them at him with straight fists, and suddenly squatted down.
Mi-9 and Mi-hachi's two fists slammed into each other. Coach Ma jumped up, spread his legs, and kicked at the two big ones at the same time. A kick hit Mi Jiu's thigh, and a kick hit Mi Hachi's lower abdomen. Mi Ba took two steps back, fell to the ground and covered his stomach for a long time and didn't get up, Mi Jiu was even more strained, afraid that the coach would take advantage of the victory to pursue, so he ran away with a limp, and only stood up when he ran seven or eight meters away, turned around to see that the coach was not chasing, and said with a sad face: "Coach Ma, you are a teacher, you have been a special soldier, we are students, where are we your opponents." ”
Mi Ba lay on the ground, holding his lower abdomen and pretending to be pitiful, and said: "Coach Ma, you have been practicing for a few years, we have only been learning for a month, you can move casually, we are either dead or injured, we lose, I am willing to wash your clothes, including socks and trousers, as for the master's, you should choose someone else, we don't dare." ”
Coach Ma first showed a smug look on his face, pointed to the two who said naughty things just now, and said with a stern expression: "The bald head and the bald man obey the order, get out of the ranks, and prepare to launch a challenge, if you can win me, I promise to realize your great wish, let you personally wash your sister's pants and socks, including the feet." ”
The team laughed again.
In fact, a bald head is indeed a bald head, but a bald person is not bald, but only has sparse hair.
The bald head and the bald man came out of the queue and walked straight to the coach, covering his head at the same time dramatically. Usually both of them are mischievous, and they have suffered from the brainstorm of the coach, and they have formed a conditioned reflex when they see that the coach has no brain.
Coach Ma put his hands behind his back, sneered, and said, "I won't give you a brain break today, put your hands down." ”
"Coach Ma, do you have to count when you speak?" The bald man and the bald man asked almost in unison.
"As a coach, I lead by the way, and there is no joke." Coach Ma nodded and agreed with a straight face.
The bald head and the bald man slowly put their hands down, Coach Ma suddenly raised, the two of them covered their heads at the same time and closed their eyes, but they didn't feel beaten on their heads, just opened their eyes, saw that they raised their hands again, and quickly covered their heads and closed their eyes, and so on three times, the bald head finally couldn't hold his breath, so he simply put his hands behind his back, and said with a sad face: "Coach Ma, my psychological endurance is limited, you scare me so many times, it is better to directly reward me with two of your brains." ”
The bald man was not far behind, and said with a stalk around his neck: "That's it, sticking out your head is also a brain collapse, shrinking your head is also a brain melon collapse, don't you die of it, but you were scared to death, come on, isn't it just a few brain melon collapses, we are not afraid." ”
Coach Ma sneered and said, "It's too hard for me to beat you, so it's better for you to come by yourself." ”
"Thank you Coach Ma for your kindness, we will reward ourselves."
The bald man and the bald head raised their hands and began to play their brains, only to play twice, and were stopped by Coach Ma. The bald head asked excitedly: "Thank you, Coach, or do you feel sorry for us." ”
Coach Ma smiled silently and said, "Give each other 300 brains, and don't stop if you don't see the red envelope." ”
The bald man and the bald head snorted at the same time, and when he saw the coach's eyes, he was so frightened that he didn't dare to squeak. The bald man took the initiative and tried to play it on the bald head, saying: "Bald head, do you feel it, just this strength, don't use too much force, otherwise I will redouble my revenge on you." ”
The bald head smiled bitterly and said: "Bald brother, the coach wants to see the red envelope, he looks at the result, not the process, besides, although you are nominally bald, but your hair is thin, I use the same strength as you, and I am the one who suffers the same number of times." ”
"Since you and I can't agree on anything, let's come on." The bald head said, raising his hand and falling, and a heavy chestnut had already knocked on the bald man's head.
The bald man frowned and endured the pain, and also rewarded the bald head with a chestnut. The two of them gave each other dozens of chestnuts, and the bald man felt that he had suffered a loss, so he even added a hand, and the bald head was not to be outdone, and also added a hand, and the two went back and forth, swearing a lot, and even got on their feet, and finally developed into a sanda fight.
Luo Yuhan thought that the opportunity had come, laughed twice, walked to Coach Ma's side, patted him and said, "High, really high." ”
"Which one are you, what do you mean?" Coach Ma glanced at Luo Yuhan and asked with a straight face.
"Don't ask me who I am, I say you're tall, you're tall."
"Where am I?" Coach Ma asked.
"A soldier who surrenders without a fight, and a good man who is good." Luo Yuhan smiled and said, "However, if you use this method to deal with your students, those who know will say that you are punishing them, and those who don't know will say that you are afraid of fighting with them, and when you waste their bodies, you will clean them up, this kind of thinking is not authentic." ”
"Am I wasting their energy?" Coach Ma sneered and said disdainfully, "As far as their three-legged cat kung fu is concerned, let alone two, even ten or eight tied together may not be my opponent." ”
"Haha, that's because they're afraid that you will lose face, so they don't dare to make a rash move, and it's more than enough for me to deal with you alone."
As soon as Luo Yuhan spoke, Coach Ma stared, put his ear to Luo Yuhan, put one hand to his ear, and asked in a daze: "Hey, hey, hey, what are you talking about, I didn't hear it clearly, you say it again." ”
"I say, I'll be more than enough to deal with you alone."
It was loud, super high-pitched, and the whole audience heard it. Bald and bald stop fighting. Everyone looked at Luo Yuhan.
"Hey, where did the wild boy come from, he actually spoke to our coach like this." The bald head touched his head with one hand, stared at Luo Yuhan and asked.
Luo Yuhan walked up to the bald head, looked at the little red envelope on the bald head, laughed twice, and said, "Your head is full of sores, and you are still talking to your coach, you are really a well-fed dog." ”
Seeing Luo Yuhan insulting himself in public, he raised his hand and gave Luo Yuhan a punch in the throat. Luo Yuhan didn't dodge or dodge, he was punched, but his body didn't move at all, and he didn't even blink his eyes. On the contrary, the bald fist seemed to hit a sponge, and he withdrew his fist and stared at his hand for a long time before he asked stupidly: "Boy, did I hit you just now?" ”
"I don't know, why don't you try another punch?" Luo Yuhan said with a smile.
The bald man came over and shouted at the bald head: "You stupid, your hand is your own, you don't even know if you hit anyone, let me try." ”
Luo Yuhan turned to the bald man and asked, "Bald, where do you want to hit me?" ”
The bald man made a strange face, pointed to his own face, and said, "Here." ”
"Meets your requirements, but do you know what part of your face is the most fragile and hurts the most?" Luo Yuhan asked.
The bald man pointed to his nose and said, "Of course it's a nose ......."
Before he finished speaking, he saw a black shadow in front of him, the bald man felt his brain clouded, the bridge of his nose was hot, and before he could raise his hand to wipe his nose, he suddenly felt the world spinning, his body was crooked, and he fell straight to the ground.
Seeing the bald man's face covered with blood, he fell to the ground, was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat, took two steps back, pointed to the bald man lying on the ground, looked at his teammates and shouted: "All stunned, let's get started, kill him." ”
When the security guards saw the bald man being beaten, they wanted to see the coach's reaction first, but now when they heard the bald head shouting, they responded one after another, shouting: "Go on, kill him, kill him." ”
Luo Yuhan punched the bald man because the bald man was cheap, and now that so many security guards rushed up, with his skills, it was definitely not a problem to clean them up, but this was not the result he needed.
Seeing that the security guards had rushed to him, Luo Yuhan hurriedly retreated, hid behind Coach Ma, and said: "Coach, there are so many of them bullying me, even if they beat me to death, it will be unfair and will make people laugh, you hurry up and stop them, if you want to fight, let them work in a group of five, I will definitely accept the challenge." ”