Chapter 143: Occupying My Body to Eat and Drink Spicy?
"I'm sorry, let's go to the toilet first." Murong Hong didn't say much to this old man Meng, and ran into the toilet as soon as he slipped away.
He was so anxious that he didn't even close the bathroom door, and sat on the toilet with his ass.
It was like a pile of waste in his stomach, and when it was all gone, he breathed a long sigh of relief. However, the tingling pain in the lower body still did not relieve.
After it was finally finished, Murong Hong was about to take the hand paper, but found that there was no paper tube in the toilet at all.
"Hey, what's going on here? Why don't you even have toilet paper? Murong Hong couldn't help but scream.
At this time, a figure appeared outside the bathroom door. The old man Meng Ming stood outside the door, looked at Murong Hong who was squatting in the pit, and smiled.
"Huh? You, why do you think of me like this? Murong Hong was startled and instinctively shrunk his shoulders.
"Well, here's the paper roll you wanted." Meng Ming was holding a toilet paper tube in his hand, shaking it in his hand while smiling, "Young man, if I don't take it, aren't you going to squat here forever?" ”
"Get it!"
"Whether you take it or not, it depends on whether I'm happy or not." The old man Meng put the paper tube behind his back again, and a sly smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, "Look at you, now you are a little girl, but you ran to my old man's house, and ran to my bathroom, what does this mean?" Simply, you just agree to be my monthly lover. I'll feed you and drink, and I'll give you a few thousand dollars a month, how nice. ”
"Bah, you old man, so you have this mind?" Murong Hong was annoyed, "You old guy, I'm afraid that the thing under you has been scrapped, right?" Are you still thinking about that kind of thing? ”
"Wrong." Old man Meng shook his head, "I'll tell you the truth, I'm in good health now." My thing is usually honestly hidden, but when it comes time to use it, it is also as powerful as a force. Oh, I wake up every morning, but it's still a red flag."
"What? You will also wave the red flag? Murong Hong was stunned, "You, how old are you this year?" ”
"Old man, I'm sixty-eight years old."
"Sixty-eight years old, are you still so fierce?" Murong Hong was shocked, "You, do you have any secrets?" ”
"Hahaha!" Old man Meng smiled, "Boy, aren't you a Taoist priest yourself?" Don't you know how to maintain your health and essence? Still ask me? ”
"Huh?" Murong Hong nodded, "It turns out that you are also from the Dao Sect?" ”
"I'm not a Taoist, I'm just a miscellaneous sect, I've learned a little bit of Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism, and I've also learned a little about this method of convincing and meditating." The old man threw the paper tube over, "You better hurry up, it's not good to keep squatting like this, after you come out, let's talk again." ”
Old man Meng left, and after Murong Hong wiped his buttocks with toilet paper, he also stood up.
However, when he looked back at the toilet paper in the bucket, there was blood on it again.
It's over, what kind of disease do I have? Could it be that I also have some incurable disease?
At the thought of "incurable disease", Murong Hong became nervous.
Back in the room, Murong Hong had a sad face.
"You should already know your physical condition by now, right?" Old man Meng leaned back in the rocking chair, crossed his arms, and asked.
"yes." Murong Hong sat down, but his butt was still painful, "I, I have hemorrhoids and I've been bleeding." ”
"It's not hemorrhoids." Old man Meng's answer turned out to be the same as what Dr. Ni said.
"Huh? How do you know? ”
"Young man, as soon as I look at your complexion, I know that you are suffering from invagination of middle qi, excessive yin qi, and you are suffering from yang deficiency and blood leakage."
"Yang deficiency and blood leakage?" Murong Hong was taken aback.
"Yes, your yang qi is insufficient, your yin qi is excessive, your qi is reversed, and your blood leaks and your intestines are bad. In Western medicine, this is colon cancer! ‘
"What? Me, I have colon cancer? Murong Hong was stunned, "Like, the same illness as my brother?" ”
Old man Meng nodded, "You don't have to be nervous, your body is just for your temporary possession, anyway, you will return to your original body in the future, what are you afraid of?" ”
"This, Qi Ruyun also has colon cancer?" Murong Hong was so shocked that his mouth couldn't close, "No, it's impossible." ”
The elder brother of the Qi family, Qi Rufeng, has already had colon cancer, if his sister Qi Ruyun herself also has colon cancer, then will she still have it? This Qi family, isn't it about to collapse completely?
"I'm not a doctor, but I did a small errand in the temple of the Medicine Ghost King Bodhisattva in my early years, and I learned something from it." Meng Ming said, "However, if your brother of the Qi family has this disease, according to genetics, this sister of the Qi family is also prone to this disease." By the way, have you seen a doctor? ”
"I've seen it." So, Murong Hong told him about going to the hospital to see Dr. Ni Jun.
"That's it." Meng Ming nodded, "Doctor Ni should have seen some clues, but it's just hard to say." In fact, it doesn't matter what the conclusion of this slice is. If you don't believe me, you can go over and take a look at it tomorrow when the report comes out. ”
"Ah, then, what should I do?"
"What are you afraid of? You just go back to your original body. Old man Meng blinked, "Isn't your original body occupied by another person?" Wouldn't it be nice if you just drove that guy's soul away and went back yourself? Your current body is useless at all, and you can directly throw it into the crematorium and burn it. ”
"That, that's not good, I'm going back, then, what should I do with that person?"
"Young man, you're dying, and you're still thinking about others?" Old man Meng shook his head, "If I were you, I would immediately go back and change my body back and drive out that guy's soul." ”
"Then where can his soul go if he is driven out?"
"It's simple, otherwise, let his soul go to your current body, it can be regarded as a soul call. Or, let him be a wandering spirit to go to the underworld, and then reincarnate! ”
"No, no!" Murong Hong shook his head like a rattle, "That's absolutely not good!" If I let his soul into my current body, isn't that tantamount to harming him? But if he turns him into an ownerless ghost, it will be even more harmful! This kind of thing, I Murong Hong can't do it! ”
"You young man, why are you so stupid?" Old man Meng squinted his eyes and looked at Murong Hong, "People are not for themselves, the heavens and the earth will be destroyed, you are about to die now, what are you still thinking about others?" You're going back to your old body, what's wrong with that? As for the life or death of others, what does it matter to you? Young man, are you willing to die so young? ”
"This." Murong Hong hesitated.
"Your original body must be the same as mine, how healthy it is." Meng Ming continued, "Think about it again, that guy occupies your body and has fun with your sister Li all day long. And your sister Li didn't know that that person was not you, but another person, that kid, how proud he should be now? He occupies your body, and he feasts on your woman, and spends your money, but you are here and there, and you don't know when you will die? Are you stupid, or are you stupid? Oh, stupidity and stupidity are the same thing. In short, you Murong Hong is a big idiot! ”
"Say no more!" Murong Hong shouted, "I, I'll go find Huang Pinwen!" This guy, me, I'm going to get my body back! I'm going, I'm going! ”
With that, Murong Hong rushed out of the room.
Looking at his distant back, Meng Ming let out a long breath.
"Young man, this is one of your passes, huh? It's a matter of life and death. He said to himself, "What kind of creation you are depends on you." ”
Meng Ming closed his eyes again, hummed a little tune in his mouth, cocked Erlang's legs, patted the familiar beat gracefully, and slowly fell asleep.
"Bastard! Huang Pinwen, you guy, you occupy my body, eat and drink spicy, and have fun with girls. Lao Tzu is here to endure hunger and suffering, and he doesn't know how long he can live? Damn it! You give me back your body right away! Murong Hong walked out of Old Man Meng's room in a huff.
Now he just wants to get his body back immediately.
Compared with anything in the world: money, beauty, status and power, only one's own body is the most precious, which is also the "rare human body" that the master has always talked about. Murong Hong had never wanted to return to his own body, that healthy body.
The body I used to have, it was really good. Not to mention putting up a red flag every morning, that is, from night to day, it's not impossible?
However, when he thought that his original junior brother's body was occupied by Huang Pinwen, and he used it to enjoy Li Yuxin's beauty, Murong Hong was angry. Also, what about his own money, what about the millions, will it also be spent by this guy?
Murong Hong rushed to the Qiangsheng Building in one go, today is a working day, Huang Pinwen should still work here in his own capacity, right?
He went upstairs and walked towards his seat.
Sure enough, Huang Pinwen was sitting in his seat, scratching his head, as if thinking about something.
Murong Hong strode towards him.
"Huh? Ruyun, why are you here? You, you're here for me? The little girl Yao Mingyan's seat was in front of Murong Hong's seat, and when she saw "Ruyun" walking in her direction, she was also taken aback and stood up.
However, Murong Hong didn't look at him at all, but walked to the front of Huang Pinwen's seat, and his eyes widened, looking directly at this man, his other self.
"Huh?" Huang Pinwen raised his head and was stunned when he saw Murong Hong, "Yes, it's you?" ”
"The surname is Huang!" Murong Hong couldn't help but say, and dragged Huang Pinwen up.
His strength was so great that Huang Pinwen was a little surprised.
"The surname is Huang, you hurry up and return this body to me!"
"You, what do you mean by that? I, what do I have to give you back? Huang Pinwen was stunned.
"You don't have garlic for me! I sue you, I am the real Murong Hong, your current body is mine, mine! Murong Hong was already angry, and his eyes were round.
Where is this an elegant little beauty, this is simply a Hedong lion!
"What?" Huang Pinwen was stunned, "You, are you Murong Hong?" ”
"That's right."
"So, what about my body? What about my original body? ”
"Your body has been lost!"
"Lost?" Huang Pinwen was taken aback.
"Yes, I was stolen, I was kicked out of your body by something, and your body was lost. I had no body, so I had to be attached to this girl. But I'm going to change back to my old body now, do you hear me? ”
"Ruyun, you, what are you doing?" At this time, the little girl Yao Mingyan had already come over and looked at Murong Hong and Huang Pinwen in surprise.
Those colleagues in the company also gathered around and discussed.
"Who is this woman? Why did you grab Murong Hong as soon as you came over? ”
"yes, I don't know, no, it won't be his girlfriend, right?"
"Girlfriend? She looks like she's still a student, huh? ”
"It's hard to say, these days, it's not impossible to get a female student. Eh, you know what? Murong Hong and Li Yuxin have been getting close recently, they eat together, the two of them probably have one leg, right? ”
"Don't talk nonsense, Murong Hong and this intern surnamed Yao only have one leg. How high is our Yuxin's vision, how can we like his little ** silk? ”
Although the voices of these people were very low, they still let Murong Hong hear them, which made him even more angry.
Paralyzed, surrounding me, there are so many scandals?
Okay, Huang Pinwen, today, I'm going to embarrass you??????