Chen Ge: A lot of fans like me, of course, there is also some controversy about Chen Ge.

Prof. Liu: Oh, it's not a small controversy.

Chen Ge: It's normal.

Prof. Liu: Absolutely.

Chen Ge: Someone said that the review made by Chen Ge is all vulgar.

Professor Liu: Oh, you are vulgar.

Chen Ge: Like you

Professor Liu: Oh, I said that.

Chen Ge: The benevolent see the benevolent, the wise see the wise, and the views are different. At different levels of society, there will be people who say that others are vulgar.

Prof. Liu: Really?

Chen Ge: In high society, he said that others were vulgar; He is, pretending to understand, pretending to be confused.

Professor Liu: Oh, pretending to be confused.

Chen Ge: Hey, experts and scholars say that people are vulgar.

Prof. Liu: What is this?

Chen Ge: This is, the east wind is broken, and I am more broken than the east wind.

Professor Liu: Okay~

Chen Ge: Professors who have made movies say that others are vulgar.

Prof. Liu: What is it?

Chen Ge: Envy, jealousy, hatred.

Prof. Liu: Hey. It's a bad mentality.

Chen Ge: If he can get the same box office as us here, he will still be so angry.

Prof. Liu: ・・・・・・

Chen Ge: Really?

Prof. Liu: It seems to make some sense

Chen Ge: Only between peers is naked hatred.

Prof. Liu: Peers are enemies.

Chen Ge: You can't help it.

Prof. Liu: Hmm,

Chen Ge: It's understandable.

Prof. Liu: Hmm,

Chen Ge: There are two kinds of people in the world.

Professor Liu: Oh?

Chen Ge: One kind of person likes Chen Ge.

Prof. Liu: Oh.

Chen Ge: That's right.

Professor Liu: That's right.

Chen Ge: This is the first one.

Professor Liu: Yes.

Chen Ge: The second type of person doesn't like Chen Ge,

Prof. Liu: What about this?

Chen Ge: That's right,

Prof. Liu: You have a choice.

Chen Ge: But the second type of person thinks that he is more elegant than the first type of person, which is wrong. That's why he's always in second place.

Prof. Liu: Hi. Oh, that's why.

Chen Ge: It is not easy for people to live, correct mentality, only tolerance, only tolerance can the world be wonderful.

Prof. Liu: That's the most important thing.

Chen Ge: Tell me the truth.

Professor Liu: Yes.

Chen Ge: What is vulgar and what is elegant?

Prof. Liu: Distinction.

Chen Ge: I don't think that mere elegance is enough to constitute the world.

Prof. Liu: Oh.

Chen Ge: The joys, sorrows, and sorrows of the little people are the real art.

Professor Liu: That's right.

Chen Ge: The great man taught us.

Professor Liu: Yes.

Chen Ge: Literature and art serve the broad masses of the people.

Prof. Liu: Yes.

Chen Ge: Blindly being elegant and blindly exalting can only say that you deliberately violate the theory of leadership.

Professor Liu: Huh~ This big hat is buttoned.

Chen Ge: You have to treat him like this for that goods.

Professor Liu: yes, oh, it's a trick.

Chen Ge: Let's be honest.

Professor Liu: Aha.

Chen Ge: As the old saying goes, isn't it, the elegant and the vulgar tolerate each other.

Prof. Liu: Oh.

Chen Ge: Only by inclusiveness can we appreciate elegance and vulgarity.

Prof. Liu: Coexist.

Chen Ge: Many people can't see through it,

Prof. Liu: Hmm,

Chen Ge: I always feel that something is elegant, something is vulgar. What is elegant, what is vulgar?

Prof. Liu: Yes.

Chen Ge: Someone said,

Prof. Liu: Hmm,

Chen Ge: I heard the professor complaining about elegance there. Looking at Chen Ge's review, it is vulgar.

Prof. Liu: Hi.

Chen Ge: Look at the body art, elegant, the two of them tell pornographic jokes, vulgar.

Prof. Liu: Hi.

Chen Ge: Drinking coffee is elegant, eating garlic is vulgar. Mr. Gower taught us to speak.

Prof. Liu: Say?

Chen Ge: your grandmother~

Professor Liu: Goyer's family is really full of relatives.

Chen Ge: What is elegance and vulgarity? Yajia is elegant, and the valley of people is vulgar.

Prof. Liu: That's how it is written.

Chen Ge: A tooth word, a good word, this word is a tooth.

Prof. Liu: Yes.

Chen Ge: What comes out of your mouth, when you are full, you have nothing to do and sit there chattering, chattering, chattering, saying it, this is called Ya. Single-minded people, a grain, the grain of five grains, this word is vulgar. Eating and drinking Lazar, this is customary.

Prof. Liu: Oh.

Chen Ge: People don't need to say it, that is, you don't need elegant things.

Prof. Liu: Oh.

Chen Ge: But you can't do without it.

Professor Liu: It's all vulgar.

Chen Ge: Elegance and vulgarity, vulgarity and elegance complement each other.

Prof. Liu: You can't do without anyone.

Chen Ge: I can't do without it. Drinking coffee, I plan, the autumn water will last forever. There are many elegant people, many professors surnamed Liu, who have sprayed perfume, and I can smell the smell of scum.

Professor Liu: In my bones.

Chen Ge: After so many ups and downs in the past 20 years, now,

Prof. Liu: Hmm,

Chen Ge: I have done it, and I have read all the films in the world and the realm of **** in my heart.

Professor Liu: I don't know if there is a code or not, anyway, I must have seen it all.

Chen Ge: I'll pay you back in two days.

Prof. Liu: Hey, my?

Chen Ge: Let me tell you, if the vulgar things are gone, the elegant ones will no longer exist.

Prof. Liu: It's all commensurate.

Chen Ge: These two are the same thing.

Prof. Liu: Dialectics.

Chen Ge: Only vulgarity can make people close to your art.

Prof. Liu: Yes.

Chen Ge: There is no distinction between high and low art.

Prof. Liu: Huh?

Chen Ge: As the saying goes, dramas and indescribable films bring happiness to people.

Prof. Liu: Huh.

Chen Ge: Really, the words are rougher,

Prof. Liu: Hmm,

Chen Ge: The truth is true. Upper-class people never watch that indescribable film,

Prof. Liu: That's good.

Chen Ge: He's really here.

Professor Liu: Oh~~~ It's better to watch it.

Chen Ge: You can disagree with my aesthetic views.

Professor Liu: Yes.

Chen Ge: But you don't have the right to deprive me of my aesthetic rights.

Prof. Liu: That's right.

Chen Ge: Let me and the people retain this right to be customary.

Professor Liu: Yes.

Chen Ge: The text is good, but the concubine is not enough to refute it.

Prof. Liu: Yes.

Chen Ge: Again,

Prof. Liu: What

Chen Ge: Elegance is not pretending,

Prof. Liu: Hmm,

Chen Ge: Professor Liu and his grandson are pretending.

Professor Liu: Wow! Tell me again, be careful that I beat you!

Chen Ge: You're going to beat me? I'm not done yet.

Professor Liu: Nonsense, I'll be angry when you're done.

Chen Ge: It's you who is so angry! I sometimes see you pretending to be angry with me, let's live a good life, what's wrong with the day.

Professor Liu: Huh?

Chen Ge: As soon as I got on the bus, I squeezed it like a sour pear, and I pulled out an English newspaper. Do you know each other?

Professor Liu: I don't know.

Chen Ge: The people on the side of the road also speak, half Chinese, half English.

Professor Liu: Huh?

Chen Ge: It's the same with buying apples, hello, uncle.

Professor Liu: Uncle?

Chen Ge: I'll take a look, he wants to take a look. Is your apple 5 dollars and 7 pounds?

Prof. Liu: What a mess.

Chen Ge: You've bought rotten apples, what do you have to worry about, you are. Don't talk to each other. Bid for this item.

Professor Liu: Yes.

Chen Ge: Bring a watch, you look at my watch, Rolls-Royce.

Prof. Liu: Huh?

Chen Ge: Is it an extended version?

Professor Liu: Hey, the car.

Chen Ge: Didn't kill you? You don't know how to say anything to a Rolex.

Prof. Liu: What do you say in a foreign language?

Chen Ge: And the big yellow chain,

Prof. Liu: Chains.

Chen Ge: Don't sweat, if you sweat, the vest will be dirty.

Prof. Liu: Faded?

Chen Ge: Oh, I bought a shampoo, I have to go to the sand or something. Come on, you're not as much hair as I am!

Professor Liu: Then it's washed, then.

Chen Ge: That's what I'm talking about.

Professor Liu: Ah!

Chen Ge: The pants are dirty,

Professor Liu: Ah.

Chen Ge: I have to tell people that I fell off eating abalone. If you pee your pants, you say you pee your pants.

Prof. Liu: Is there such a big piece of abalone?

Chen Ge: As soon as the meal is finished here, I will sign the order.

Professor Liu: Oh?

Chen Ge: I'm sorry sir, I can't sign the bill. I swiped... Which door card do you drink a bowl of wontons and brush it?

Professor Liu: It's not worth it.

Chen Ge: You're doing this. Loaded with a big-tailed eagle. A man and a woman stood on the side of the road, and they could talk.

Professor Liu: Yes.

Chen Ge: It's like a poem. This man too, "Remember to be happy." "This woman," but my mentality has always been up and down. "You can't let go." "I had to tilt my face to 45 degrees so that the tears could not flow." "You will always be my proud princess, I'm leaving, your husband is about to get off work." Under the three indiscriminate!

Professor Liu: Hey, it's so elegant, two stinky hooligans, it's all.

Chen Ge: How do you get this, it's enough to shoot one side, this.

Prof. Liu: Don't be angry with them.

Chen Ge: Really, especially in the professor's profession, it's not very much, all day long, many beasts with the professor's name demand this elegance, that elegance. With this kung fu, how good it is for you to memorize poems.

Prof. Liu: What do you say?

Chen Ge: Convene a meeting that you want to be elegant. Ah, all the elite award-winning actors are all together, in Homeinns, Seven Days, Super 8, Hanting,

Professor Liu: What a mess?

Chen Ge: Held in these hotels.

Prof. Liu: Hey. Find a good place.

Chen Ge: Let me go, I didn't dare to go.

Professor Liu: That's right.

Chen Ge: I'm afraid I won't be able to explain when I go home.

Prof. Liu: Hi.

Chen Ge: Later, there was a professor.

Professor Liu: Yes

Chen Ge: Liu Moumou. Let me go to the house.

Professor Liu: Oh?

Chen Ge: Go home, Comrade Chen Ge go home, because Comrade Chen Ge did not do a very good job in the review, let me tell you what is elegant and vulgar.

Professor Liu: Shan said.

Chen Ge: It's not appropriate not to go, go ahead.

Professor Liu: Yes, I have to go.

Chen Ge: As soon as you enter the door, there are still couplets hanging on the walls of the house, and the cultural atmosphere is very strong.

Prof. Liu: How do you write couplets?

Chen Ge: Very good,

Prof. Liu: Yes.

Chen Ge: "I have been lying on the beach for two and a half years, and today the waves hit me and turned over." ”

Professor Liu: Oh?

Chen Ge: When I looked, this was a bastard.

Prof. Liu: Oops. The professor is good at guessing a riddle.

Chen Ge: Oh, can you tell me about it? Let's talk about it, this must be elegant, it should not be vulgar, we play with the elegance of life, we should not be vulgar. After talking for a long time, I didn't even say a whole sentence.

Prof. Liu: That's all

Chen Ge: Ah, don't be upset, you can not be silent, then we will silence you soon.

Prof. Liu: Yes

Chen Ge: We will write anonymous letters and make reports, and we will all do, you know?

Professor Liu: Okay~

Chen Ge: You may understand me, but you don't understand me now that you scold me, and you have to kill me after you understand me.

Professor Liu: Huh~ He also knows that he invites hatred.

Chen Ge: We have to work hard to be elegant~~~ In the future, when we look down from the moon, we can't even see the Great Wall, and we can see these professors and this elegant here.

Prof. Liu: It's a big deal.

Chen Ge: After I came out, I said in my heart that I should bear with it and do a review again.

Prof. Liu: What's the matter?

Chen Ge: As soon as I went out, I bumped into an old lady, hugged the tires and didn't leave, saying that I wanted money.

Professor Liu: Huh?

Chen Ge: I said why should I give you money, she pointed to a group of professors in the house, I am their old lady

Prof. Liu: A group of Prof. Liu?

Chen Ge: No way, give it to you. As a result, I was digging out money, and I took out fifty yuan, and a young man jumped out, don't worry, don't pay it yet!

Professor Liu: Is this justice?

Chen Ge: How can it be, as soon as he stretched out his hand and took out an abacus, he crackled and counted for most of the day, okay, fifty and six thousand three hundred yuan.

Prof. Liu: Isn't this a lie?

Chen Ge: Yes, I also asked him so, I said that you are not slandering me?

Prof. Liu: yes, what did he say?

Chen Ge: As soon as he applauded, yes, he was slandering you! I'm Professor Liu's student!

Professor Liu: Wow! There is no good person in this family!

The review is over, and all regards, salute!

Written by such and such a year, such and such a month, such and such a day, such and such a second, such and such a layman.

When Chen Ge's Weibo was sent out, Mu Hai refreshed and looked at it next to him, and it can be said that he was the first to see it for the first time, and he laughed on the spot after reading the whole Weibo.

Fortunately, at this time, an actor who accepted the award on stage said a witty remark, and there was a lot of laughter in the audience, covering up Muhai's laughter.

Mu Hai said half funny and half admiring: "Chen Ge, you are too talented. ”

Chen Ge was very modest, "That's it." ”

Mu Hai looked at Chen Ge's smug appearance, and laughed again.

Thinking about it, Professor Liu was half angry this time.

A wave of comments online is already on its way.

Chen Ge's Weibo was soon overwhelmed with comments from netizens.

"Chen Ge's Weibo has a very social and realistic thing. There is more than sarcasm and ridicule. Be innovative. Honestly, it's objectively good. ”

"Peers are enemies, that's right."

"Chen Ge is really talented."

"Chen Ge's scolding without dirty words is absolutely amazing."

"Upstairs, this is still called no dirty words, this is too dirty, the baby is still a child."

"I don't like Chen Ge very much, I just want to say about Chen Ge's cross talk Weibo. Well done, because I don't like professors even more. ”

"The upstairs looked like I didn't get good grades when I was a child."

"After watching Chen Ge's cross talk jokes, I feel that I have listened to all the cross talk in the past few years, listening to cross talk is to have fun, and I will be happy when he just posts a script."

On the one hand, the Internet is in full swing, and on the other hand, the Hong Kong Film Festival has come to a successful conclusion.

(To be continued.) )