The one-night run-in made Liu La and Mr. Zhang full of confidence for the next day's competition.

The next day's game did not start at the first day, but moved to the prime time of the evening to be live-streamed.

Because the prime time is limited, there is only about two hours of relationship, so this round of the competition, like the previous round, is still divided into six groups and played in six different studios. It's just that the number of people participating in the competition has been reduced from 50 people in each group in the first round to 15 people in each group now.

In this round of the competition, the top five players in each group, a total of 30 groups of actors, will be selected to enter the next round of semi-finals.

In this tonight, the program team didn't care about eating, slept at home for a day, and after recuperating enough spirits, Liu La, who was full of food and drink, took Mr. Zhang and drove to the CCTV building.

The live broadcast of the program started at eight o'clock, and the organizing committee asked the contestants to arrive before six o'clock. The two of them entered the house on time at 5:59, and when they came in, it was exactly 6 o'clock, and they didn't miss a minute.

It was still in the lounge yesterday, when all the players were already in place, and Liu Spicy and the others were the last to arrive.

As soon as they entered the house, an area was made available for them at the door. The players who were originally standing at the door hurriedly avoided the two of them far away, for fear of being contaminated with bad luck.

This "drama" was played once yesterday, and the two of them are familiar with it. Smiled, didn't say anything else, and the two of them found two chairs at the door and sat down.

After about half an hour, a TV station staff member hurriedly pushed open the door with an A4 piece of paper with the list printed on it.

Standing at the door, his eyes swept around the lounge, and after finding that everyone had already arrived, he shouted at the top of his voice: "Please be quiet, let me announce the order of today's game!" ”

With his voice, the originally noisy lounge fell silent for a moment.

Nodding with satisfaction, the staff continued: "The order of today's game is as follows, the first group of Liu Ra and Zhang Wenshun. The second group is Liu Yang and Gao Qiang. Group 3 ......"

Hearing that he was actually the first group to appear today, Liu La and Mr. Zhang couldn't help but be stunned, yesterday was the last few, and today they were the first one, without thinking too much, Liu La knew that Jiang Bo here must not be holding back any good fart. It's just that for a while, Liu La can't figure out how he wants to play.

This kind of doubt was brought to the game until the start of the game, and Liu La couldn't figure it out.

Because they were the first group of players, when there were still a few minutes to start, Liu La and Mr. Zhang were led by the staff to the backcourt to wait.

Soon, with the music playing, several guests came out of a side passage and sat down on the judges' bench. And when they sat down, the host also strode out: "Authentic good sour cow, authentic good fierce cow, what you are watching now is the 9th China Cross Talk Contest broadcast exclusively by Youmeng Milk, hello everyone, I am the host Xiao Sa." ”

As soon as he appeared, the host first read a paragraph of the advertisement, and then turned his body to the direction of the judges' seat: "Next, please allow me to introduce to you today's judges. They are Teacher Dazhi, Teacher Meng Jie, Teacher Yan Liang, Teacher Hong Bin, and Teacher Jiang Bo. ”

"Wow." When the host read out the names of the guests, the audience immediately let out earth-shattering boos.

Today's judges can be replaced, Ma Dong has been replaced, and only Jiang Bo was left as the judge yesterday. And the four newcomers, all of whom are masters in the mainstream cross talk industry who sneak around and flatter each other, can be regarded as Jiang Bo's sworn friends, and they all posted blogs yesterday to reprimand and criticize Liu La.

The audience is not stupid, and of course they will be unhappy to see them playing so dirty.

However, regardless of whether the audience is happy or not, the game will continue after all. Soon, when a set of opening processes was completed, the host said loudly: "Next, we are invited to the first group of contestants today, Liu La and Zhang Wenshun, to come to the stage, and the cross talk work they want to bring is "I want to oppose the three vulgarities". ”

"Phew."

"Young Master Liu, you are the best!"

"We support you and take down the girls in the mainstream cross talk industry!"

Seeing that Liu La and Mr. Zhang were the first to play, the audience couldn't help but be stunned, but after reacting, they immediately let out a warm cheer, which formed a sharp and powerful contrast with the boos they had just given to the judges.

Walking to the center of the stage, the two of them clasped their fists at the audience: "Thank you, thank you for supporting us two." ”

Liu La: "Some people are familiar with us, some people are not familiar with us, I solemnly introduce you to this person next to me, the old-timer in the cross talk industry, Mr. Zhang Wenshun Zhang." ”

Mr. Zhang nodded: "Hey, yes, it's me." ”

Liu Lale: "People, the cross talk is good!" ”

Mr. Zhang politely: "Don't say that, you have it." ”

Liu La shook his head: "Well, it's not to praise you, it's just good." Mr. Hou Yaohua said it well, why? His father is a cross talker. Mr. Ma Dong said it well, why? His father is a cross talker. You say it well, why? ”

Speaking of this, Liu La patted himself, and was just about to speak, but Mr. Zhang hurriedly stopped him. "Hey, don't make blind comparisons to yourself, my father doesn't mean cross talk."

Liu La nodded: "Yes, your father doesn't talk about cross talk, your father listens to cross talk." ”

"Haha." The audience was happy and coaxed: "Call for ......"

Liu La continued: "Do it well, it's an art. Attack the ugly, Huoxiang is righteous. ”

"What?" Mr. Zhang glared at him: "What's the matter with going to the summer?" It's not a medicinal herb, we are this thing. ”

Liu La: "What do you mean?" ”

Mr. Zhang: "People call it promoting righteousness. ”

Liu La: "Ah, promote righteousness? Whatever, it's a traditional art form. ”

Mr. Zhang nodded: "Yes, it's traditional. Fighting the countries of the Zhou Dynasty has our line. ”

Liu La: "Do a good job and serve the people." The cross talk comes from the folk, and the people are praised, I really hope to see you fight! ”

Mr. Zhang: "Okay, what is a group fight?" We're in a group fight, huh? ”

"No, that's not what it means." Liu La hurriedly shook his head: "A group of you who talk about cross talk, talk together, praise together, and beat together." ”

Mr. Zhang pouted: "Tsk, why am I so awkward when I listen to you!" ”

Liu La: "That's my fault, what I said is not accurate." Actually, I just like you, you are the poetry of the working people. ”

Mr. Zhang was helpless: "Yes, this is poetry again." ”

Liu La: "I sometimes write a little bit of poetry. There are some small works. ”

Mr. Zhang was surprised: "Yo, I don't see it, you are still engaged in creation?" Give us a thought. ”

Liu La: "Niannian? It's not very mature, so please give me some correction. ”

Speaking of this, Liu La put on a very solemn expression, and then read in a serious tone: "'The sky in Xuanwu District is a sunny day, and the people of Tongzhou like it so much. Seeing Fengtai shouting: Ah, I love you, Haidian! ”

Mr. Zhang couldn't cry or laugh: "What are you?" ”

Liu La glanced at him: "This poem, although it is not perfect, its meaning is far-reaching. ”

Mr. Zhang wondered, "Where does it make sense?" ”

Liu La glared: "You haven't seen this?" It embodies the close cooperation of the people of Beijing, the unity and harmony between districts and counties, and the contribution of the people to the realization of the four modernizations and the smooth convening of the China-Africa Forum. It is a reflection of such a meaning! ”

Mr. Zhang was helpless: "Where is it?" You're not next to each other! ”

Liu La glared at him again: "I said that there is, there is." I think it's what it is. You remember, you're not an actor! You're a teacher, you're a professor. ”

"Phew"

"Well said!"

Upon hearing this, the audience applauded.

Mr. Zhang is also happy": a professor? Well, your professor is all about it. ”

Liu La: "What one?" Always, I've always been a professor. In short, you must pay attention to the taste of the show. What have you learned in today's work? It's your job, you don't think about whether he's happy or not. ”

Mr. Zhang: "Huh? ”

Liu La stretched out his voice: "Love is not happy, he is not happy to see it, he deserves it, he deserves, die!" ”

"Phew." The audience laughed again.

Liu La continued: "Art is a thing that people can't understand. You talk about cross talk, he likes to listen to it or not, and if he doesn't listen, he will pull it! What is the loss of more than a billion viewers? At least your position is solid. ”

Mr. Zhang's face was dazed: "Yes? I don't know where I'm standing anymore. ”

Liu La's face was filled with righteous indignation: "You remember, you must be elegant!" Do you know what elegance is? To be elegant is to be right with the people! You don't say what the audience likes to hear. If the audience doesn't like to hear something, you will indoctrinate him until he admits defeat. If you can't even control a few audiences, you don't deserve to be called a cross talk master! ”

"Well, well said!"

"Scold these grandsons to death!"

Several audience members were excited and stood up directly.

Liu La said to Mr. Zhang again: "You remember, you are now a teacher, you must be anti-vulgar on stage!" ”

Mr. Zhang: "Three vulgarities? ”

Liu La: "That's right, three vulgarities!" Vulgar, vulgar, kitsch! Absolutely anti-vulgar! Keep it in mind. ”

Mr. Zhang: "Okay, okay, I'll fight for it." ”

Liu La glared again: "How do you speak?" What is called fighting, you must do it. Haven't you heard of it? Humility makes people progress. people can improve! What can't you do. ”

Mr. Zhang: "Oh, you say it's too dirty, you yourself are called three vulgarities." ”

As soon as he heard this, Liu La rolled up his arms and sleeves: "Do you believe it if I kill you?" Haven't you ever been beaten by a cross talk master, have you? The big flower pot smashed on the head and bleed, hitting your eyes with stitches, more wronged than Yang Naiwu! ”

Mr. Zhang: "Oh, what kind of master are you?" Why do you still want to beat people? ”

Liu La: "Beat you, beat you lightly, believe it or not, arrest you and go out to parade the streets?" Dare to say that I am vulgar! The three vulgarities are the means I use to insult people. Say I can't do it, you know? Our group of cross talk masters are like this! ”

Audience: "Phew. ”

Liu La said to Mr. Zhang again: "With dim sum, I remember everything I told you today, I am so busy, it is impossible to remind you every day!" ”

Mr. Zhang: "Yo? I take the liberty of asking, what are you busy with? ”

"You don't know?" Liu La was surprised: "I have to be busy anti-vulgar." Cabaret, hair washing, foot massage parlors, you can find us on these occasions. ”

"Hey, you're making such a big fuss? Mr. Zhang was surprised.

Liu La pouted: "Then look! I'll just tell you, if you look down from the moon, the first thing you see is the Great Wall, and the second thing you see is that our gang is anti-vulgar there. ”

Mr. Zhang: "Yo, yes? I'm really wondering, where did I find you guys......"

Audience: "Phew. ”

In this cross talk, the actors on the stage said that they were happy, and the audience listened happily, but the only ones in the judges' seat who took anti-vulgarity as their lifelong goal became old and good-looking......