In the blink of an eye, Wang Erwu and Lin Ruoxi have been in Lingang Village for ten days, and now Wang Erwu is completely like a migrant worker, mixed with the construction team, and at first glance he really can't tell who is who.

The school has been basically completed, and has now entered the stage of sweeping, and is being painted inside and out.

Wang Erwu and Lin Ruoxi put their hands on their waists and looked at the landmark building in front of them stupidly.

"Commissioner, Lin Meinu, look, does this meet your requirements?" Xiao Guan looked at his masterpiece with a serious face.

"Guan Gong, oh no, Yun Chang! What are you building? It looks familiar! Wang Erwu opened his mouth and said in disbelief.

Lin Ruoxi said calmly, "How can it not be familiar, isn't this just a telephone pole?" ”

"yes, pull a few antennas and hang them up, and it's perfect!" Wang Erwu looked at Xiao Guan with disdain, "Where did you steal a telephone pole, aren't you fooling us?" ”

"Wronged, Commissioner! It's all designed according to your requirements. Didn't you say that you want to build a shrunken high-rise building, meaning to rise from the ground and go to the next level? Xiaoguan said aggrievedly, "You also said, don't be empty, so you have to fill up the building, does this mean "fulfillment"? ”

"Yes! But we didn't ask you to build a monument to your heroes? What the hell is this? Engrave a few names and I'll have to worship! Wang Erwu said.

"What kind of monument is this? If you look closely, doesn't that have a window? Xiao Guan pointed with a finger.

"Is this a window? I thought it was a mosaic! Your whole building is solid, why do you need windows? Can you go in and push a door open for me? ”

"Commissioner, this is your request, this is solid, this window naturally can't be opened."

"But Yun Chang, where is the layering of your mansion? Are you really creative? I've grown so big, I haven't seen a high-rise building with only one floor, if you calculate it proportionally, this floor is overestimated to touch hundreds of meters, right? Even if it's hollow, it is estimated that this building can only be used for bungee jumping, right? ”

"Aren't you asking for solid, this solid, it's really not good to reflect the sense of hierarchy, or, make a few metal cards, mark on them, 1F, 2F...... 95F？ ”

"Come on, you might as well dig a pit and bury this thing in the ground. I'll just leave one out and I'll carve an epitaph on it! Throw away a few of your migrant uniforms, the tomb of Emperor Guan Yunchang, and then remark, it is a well-dressed mound! In the future, it will become a popular tourist attraction! ”

"Commissioner, you're joking, I don't look like Grandpa Guan's in this dress, isn't it a bit of a child's play to get a civilian uniform?" Xiao Guan smiled awkwardly.

"What's wrong with migrant uniforms? Have you been engaged in construction for so many years, and you don't know that Brother Yu is the originator of the construction industry? Wang Erwu said unhurriedly.

"The originator? The ancestor of the Chinese craftsman is Lu Ban, he is the common ancestor of carpentry, masonry, masonry and many craftsmen, and the highest award for the quality of construction projects in China is also named the "Luban Prize". Why did you get involved with Grandpa Guan again? ”

"Xiaoguan, it seems that you are quite knowledgeable, but even I know this Luban, in the word "class" in the word "class" refers to Master Luban, right? Lin Ruoxi said with a smile.

"Yes, Lin Meinu is right." Petty flattery.

"Well, the male loser lived in the Spring and Autumn Period, and he deserves to be the originator of the construction industry, but Guan Yu can definitely be regarded as the second ancestor! Or call the originator of the cousin, the ancestor of the hall can be! Wang Erwu said.

"Who is the loser? You've made me stunned! Lin Ruoxi asked.

"Xiaoguan knows, right?"

"I don't know!"

"You unscrupulous son! I don't even know what your ancestors have last name! Are you embarrassed to recognize your ancestors and return to your ancestors? If I were Luban, I would have to climb up from below and drag you down! Then you two will be friends and study the monument you have built! Do you know what Luban's mantra is? That is: "If you don't change your name in the downstream, you won't change your surname, and you will lose your surname!" Please advise! Hey! Ha! Suddenly! Wang Erwu said.

"Then why does everyone call him Luban?" Lin Ruoxi asked.

"Because he lives in the country of Lu."

"Oh, then if you were born in the Qin Kingdom, you would be called Qin Ban? Born in Wei is Wei Ban? Xiao Guan took over again.

"Do you still want to fix some old age spots, pigmentation, freckles, preschool, key classes and high school class 15?"

"Well, hey! Ha! Suddenly! And what does that mean? ”

"Oh! That's onomatopoeia, and the ancients usually started fighting after they finished saying three words, please teach them! I said it to make you feel it more vividly, and it didn't mean anything......"

"Get out!" Lin Ruoxi kicked it up.

"Commissioner! You literary and artistic young people seem to have a saying, what is it called, listening to you is better than reading, more than ten years! So how did this Guan Yu get involved? ”

"Oh, I almost forgot about him...... It is said that during the Three Kingdoms period, Guan Yu was invincible! Once, he led several professions of warriors, mages and Taoists to attack the city, and halfway through, he found that the blue and red were gone, how could this battle be fought? Just as he was meditating, Guan Ping suddenly patted him on the back, Guan Yu was completely unprepared, he was suddenly slapped by someone, scared to pee, and turned his head with a pale face, son, people are scary and scared to death! But even the people who sang outside knew that Guan Yu was red-faced, and now that he was scared, the soldiers would definitely be demoralized when they saw it! So he two jars of daughter red! He didn't drink well, and he instantly got on his face, recovering his previous demeanor. Attacking the bottom of Fancheng, Cao Ren said, release the arrows! In the whole of Fancheng, there were not many warriors who could shoot arrows at that time, and there was only one on duty that day, so the archers shot a poisoned arrow! ”

Guan Yu shouted, "Drink, keep drinking!" While shaking his head, he suddenly looked up and said, hum! What a 10,000 arrows! It seems that the opponent is really full of ingots! Willing to pay the cost! But, where can I get Grandpa Guan? So a Marseille maneuver, but unfortunately he was still hit by an arrow, Guan Yu admired, Huo! And a sharpshooter! Ten thousand arrows are indeed not missing! It's rare that it all shot at the same position on me! ”

Lin Ruoxi couldn't help but interject, "Is this Guan Yu drinking?" Or are you drugged? As for one arrow, is it considered ten thousand? ”

The word "10,000" is just a description, and it can also be replaced with a dot, countless, endless, inexhaustible! It's just a lot of description! Wang Erwu continued, "Guan Ping saw that his father was hit by an arrow, so he was in a hurry! But he knew very well that his father was a person who would repay him, and it would never be possible to use the Huicheng scroll, so he waited and waited, and later found that the arrow was poisonous, and the soldiers were worried, so they invited a Western doctor named Hua Tuo, who was in a hurry at that time, and did not bring anesthetic, nor opium or anything, so he asked, Mr. Guan, are you afraid of pain? ”

Lin Ruoxi frowned, "What kind of accent does this Hua Tuo have?" ”

"Anhui's! Don't interrupt me all the time, can you? Wang Erwu paused and continued, "Guan Yu said, when I see cockroaches, I'm not afraid!" I'm nervous, I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid! Hua Tuo was moved by the other party's perseverance, so moved that he forgot to disinfect the scalpel, and directly got it, and then began to razor his bones. At that time, Guan Yu was playing chess, and he was about to enter a dead end, and he didn't know how to play for a while! So he said to Hua Tuo, buddy, you come and help me play this chess, and I will scratch it myself! Later, Hua Tuo went to play chess, and Guan Yu began to scrape his bones while watching! ”…… (To be continued)