"Daughter-in-law! There is no ploughed land, only tired cows! Are you bent on exhausting you old man and me to death? I was dizzy after a night of materials, at this time, where did you get such a good interest? Huang Xiaoqiang said helplessly.

"Where am I interested, I just don't worry about you!"

"I know that nowadays everyone has three highs, less salt and more vinegar, which is a good habit of life, but even if it is less salt and more vinegar, vinegar can't be eaten indiscriminately. It's not all made of acetic acid flavor caramel, eating too much vinegar is not good for your health, do you say it's not a daughter-in-law? Huang Xiaoqiang was delaying time, and on the other hand, he tried to use some funny words to coax Lin Zichen not to be angry.

"I don't believe you, you used to be beaten with iron, you were alive and well overnight, you weren't a tired cow at all, you were a living tiger! Why did you admit it today? Looks like you're not doing anything good! Lin Zichen was even more uneasy.

Huang Xiaoqiang couldn't help it, he remembered the acupuncture points in the book "Living Man Technique" about this aspect, so he found it, rubbed it vigorously with his fingers for a while, and said: "Since you say so, then I'll let you see it!" It's just that after sitting all night, your back hurts, you wait for me to rub it, I'll tell you a joke, and it'll be fine in a while! Of course, Huang Xiaoqiang has to delay as much as possible.

Huang Xiaoqiang really told Lin Zichen jokes to delay time, while pressing the acupuncture points to see if he could handle this errand. The joke goes: It is said that there was a sailor who had been at sea for many months and had just come ashore. Rushed to a small hotel with service. He told the porter to find a girl, but he didn't have much money in his pocket. The porter said that the girl wanted 40 yuan. If you watch a performance, you will receive 20 yuan. But this guy gambled all the money on the boat, and there was only 5 dollars left, "Please, brother." I'm at sea, and I haven't fired a cannon for a few months. Think of a way and help! The sailors begged and begged. The porter thought about it, took the money, led the sailor to a room upstairs, and left. Entering the room, the sailor looked around, except for a rooster on the ground (a real chicken!). Outside, there is nothing. Unable to bear it any longer, the sailor convinced himself that he climbed on the ground and climbed the chicken to relieve the fire of the moment. And quietly leave! Two weeks later, the sailors returned. "What can you do with 20 bucks?" This time he won some money, and the porter accepted the money, and without saying a word, led the sailor upstairs again. But he came to the door of another room. Pushing open the door, the sailor saw a large crowd of people in front of a one-sided see-through mirror on one wall, watching the two women playing with each other through the mirror. "It's so good-looking!" The sailor was fascinated and couldn't help but comment to the people standing next to him. "What a pretty!" The buddy replied without looking back, "If you had come two weeks earlier, you would have seen a kid there."

Lin Zichen laughed when he heard this, and said, "You big rascal, where did you hear these strange words? ”

"What is this! Would you like another one? I'm full of jokes! Huang Xiaoqiang felt that he would not be able to live for a while, because the previous battle had consumed a lot of money, and he could only delay at this time, hoping that the medical skills he had learned would still be effective, and he would do his best to hand over this errand.

"I think you're stalling, aren't you? Looks like you've really done something I'm sorry for! ”

Huang Xiaoqiang said: "It's really a sore back, you can help me rub it, here...... Yes, yes, here, and here! Uh-huh! ”

Huang Xiaoqiang pointed out the acupuncture points to Lin Zichen and told her to be ruthless, saying, "Alas, I've been too busy lately!" Moreover, there are too many worries, even if it is an iron beater, it is unbearable! This Yangshi New Village pressed over, it was simply a mountain walking on my back, I am not Sun Wukong, but I didn't have the kung fu to catch the moon with the mountain, this is simply my life, the big food chain plan, although the town has done it, but I still need to support it, those who can work more should be, but if it goes on like this, people will die! Huang Xiaoqi smiled and said: "En, yes, that's it, it's much more comfortable!" ”

"Okay, tell me a joke, I'll rub you a little longer, and you can lie down for a while, I'll do it myself!" It's easier for you! Lin Zichen looked like he knew the cold and the heat very well, but Huang Xiaoqiang could only secretly complain in his heart.

So another joke was told: in a certain bathhouse, a couple was lying on the beach basking in the sun, when suddenly a bee flew and burrowed into the woman's place, both of them were frightened, the husband hurriedly covered his wife's body with a coat, put on his pants, and took his wife to the doctor in a car. After examination, the doctor told them that because the bee was too deep, it was impossible to clip it out with tweezers, and that the husband needed to apply honey to the second brother and then glue the bee out. After applying the honey, the husband could not get up anyway because of the fright, so the doctor said that he could do it for him if they didn't mind. The couple agreed for fear that the bees would cause harm inside. After applying the honey, the doctor got his brother in, who knows, the more he worked, the happier he became, and he had no intention of coming out, and the husband couldn't bear it anymore, and scolded loudly: "What are you going to do? The doctor replied, sweating, "I have changed my mind on the spur of the moment, and now I am going to drown this little thing in it."

Lin Zichen laughed when he heard it, at this time, Huang Xiaoqiang felt that the technique had finally worked, so he turned Lin Zichen over and threw it on the soft quilt, and started the battle, Lin Zichen really fulfilled his promise, didn't want Huang Xiaoqiang to move, turned over, and started himself.

Fortunately, Huang Xiaoqiang is a young man in the end, and he does have something outstanding, even if he has already fought a battle to cross the Yangtze River before, it is still okay to fight a battle to cross the Pearl River at this time, Lin Zichen had a good time, and it was not until the sky was bright that the two ended the game. Huang Xiaoqiang hurriedly got up, dressed neatly, washed up, and felt a little floating under his feet, but he still hardened his head and rode to the town.

It was said that the meeting would start at half past eight o'clock, but when the meeting was organized, it was at least nine o'clock. Huang Xiaoqiang took the USB flash drive and printed out the materials in the general office, and printed five or six copies, one copy for each member of the team.

"I heard you didn't go back at all last night? You kid, where did you fool around? Yu Qinke found a free time and whispered to Huang Xiaoqiang, "Your little daughter-in-law called me!" I told him that you went back, but at ten o'clock, she called me, saying that you didn't come back, will there be anything on the motorcycle, this sentence made me panic, I didn't sleep well all night, I called in the morning, I didn't expect you to answer, I was completely panicked, ready to find you, I didn't expect to see the bicycle coming! ”

Huang Xiaoqiang said helplessly: "You two, you just don't want to call me Ansheng!" I didn't have any ideas last night, so I rode my motorcycle for a ride, went around in circles, and then typed in the village! What do you think I'm going to do? These twenty or thirty pages of material, one word gives birth to two words, two words save four words, so it was born? ”

"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you! As long as you're okay! I thought last night that something was going to happen to you, or you were going to find her! ”

"Who?" Huang Xiaoqiang said sensitively.

"Li Xiaotong!" Yu Qinke had a layer of frost on his face and said, "I have long seen that you two are wrong!" I went to your town's dormitory last night to look for you and saw the letter she wrote to you! ”

Huang Xiaoqiang's head was booming! What's going on? The letter was seen by her? Where is the letter? Is it okay if the door is unlocked? Is he so muddy?

Huang Xiaoqiang recalled it carefully, remembered that the letter was indeed placed on the bed, and he pulled the door casually, and went down to ride! Maybe it's really not locked! What's going on!

"You've seen it all?"

"Yes! I'm sorry, I shouldn't have read your letter! It's just that I thought it was an article you wrote casually or something, so I casually glanced at it, looked at it again, and finished reading it! Yu Qinke said coldly, with a bit of cold humor.

"It's true! I'll admit I'm a bastard, showing mercy everywhere, not a good person, now it's okay, you die for me! Look what I've done! I'll tell you the truth, I really went to find Li Xiaotong last night, not only did we get into bed, but we also made this material together! So, look at me as this bastard, let's be good colleagues, and that little bit of meaning about each other will slowly disappear! Huang Xiaoqiang knows that once this matter is seen through, it will be treated as an abscess and broken through, anyway, if he is so entangled with Yu Qinke, there will be no good results, it is better to expose his darkest side to her as soon as possible, and tell her to die as soon as possible and work hard!

Yu Qinke silently walked away! She didn't say anything, she looked like a piece of wood. Huang Xiaoqiang really can't guess what she's thinking in her heart, okay, it's going to rain and the mother is going to get married, let him go! Don't think about anything, work hard, life is a mess, the more you rationalize, the more chaotic it becomes, it's better to ignore it!

Li Xiyun walked out of the office, patted Huang Xiaoqiang on the shoulder and said, "Big money, great wisdom, I really can't figure it out, you made such a good thing overnight!" A lot of the proposals are really remarkable! A lot of it is something I can't think of, I can see that in my heart it is called a longing, a happy, I am still a little bit of a small building, I will talk about it, we all brainstorm, on the basis of your grandeur, a little modification, it can be called perfect! When the time comes, we will report to the county and the city, and they won't be able to pull out a word, and they won't be able to stuff a word when they drive an excavator! ”