Chapter 0309 - Who's Who's Spare Tire
Han Leng's tone was firm, but there was no lack of tactfulness, and after speaking, he looked at Luo Yuhan affectionately with big eyes. "Top Point Novel,
Looking at each other, Luo Yuhan found that Han Leng's eyes were rippling with sparkling and rippling autumn water. In the face of Han Leng, who is affectionate and demanding, not only is it no longer harsh, but it is also a little lowly, Luo Yuhan is speechless.
However, if he promised Han Leng, how should he face the police flower. Luo Yuhan shook his head lightly. After shaking his head, he nodded thoughtfully, if he didn't agree to Han Leng, the third thief's life might not be guaranteed.
Although the profession of the third thief is lowly, according to Luo Yuhan's observation, his personality is quite friendly, and his personality is also straightforward, if he does not come to the rescue, with Han Leng's ruthlessness in killing, he will definitely kill the third thief.
What to do?
"Luo Yuhan, the medicinal properties in your brother's body are about to attack, life and death are only in your thoughts, if you don't hurry up and agree, hum-" Han Leng let out a long sound from his nose.
This is the last warning to Luo Yuhan.
"I promise you."
As soon as Luo Yuhan spoke, Han Leng jumped up happily. One slipper fell off his feet, flew up and landed on the coffee table, Han Leng simply threw off the other slipper, stepped on Luo Yuhan's two feet with both feet, stood on tiptoe, climbed Luo Yuhan's neck with both arms, and said with a smile: "Luo Yuhan, I knew you would promise me......"
"Don't worry, since I've already agreed, there are some things I have to say before." Luo Yuhan didn't wait for Han Leng to finish speaking, reached out to cover Han Leng's mouth, and said with a smile.
"Say, I'll listen." Han said with a sneer.
Luo Yuhan picked up Han Leng by the waist, hugged Han Leng to the sofa and pressed him on the sofa, and sat beside Han Leng himself, looked at Han Leng sideways, and said with a stern expression: "Before you make a decision, I must tell you that I am a romantic person......"
"Love has high emotional intelligence and a kind heart, so I like love love." Han Leng said impatiently.
"Don't interrupt me," Luo Yuhan waved his hand and said, "When I was six years old, I was emotionally budding, I liked the female teacher in my kindergarten, when I was ten years old, I liked the English teacher in elementary school, and I fell in love with the female Chinese teacher in the first grade of junior high school, and then hooked up with a rich daughter, which you heard in the gazebo, her name is Sha Ruxue, and now she likes the police flower, you have seen her, and later, at the same time, there are two girls in the school who once confessed to me, and they are still chasing after me, but they are disrespectful and deserved, I plan to use them as two spare tires, Also, I have a crush on one of our current female teachers, and by the way, you've seen her too, the same one who talked to us in the gazebo......"
Luo Yuhan still wanted to make it up again, but Han Leng stretched out his hand, covered Luo Yuhan's mouth, and said with a smile: "Don't scare me, I don't care about your past, as for the present, don't say that you like three or five female teachers, you are the emperor, there are seventy-two concubines in three palaces and six courts, and I am willing to be one of them, even if you don't list me among them, I just make a promise to always be there, I am willing." ”
"That's what I'm going to talk about next, as it stands, you can only make one spare tire, one of countless spare tire." Luo Yuhan said with a straight face.
"I—will—will."
Han Leng's voice was long, and every word contained infinite tenderness and passion.
"Also," Luo Yuhan sighed slowly, and continued to add, "I often don't go home at night, looking for flowers and willows outside, looking for fun-"
"The sky is high and the birds can fly, and you can soak in more girls, as long as you don't bring them to my house, I don't care." Han Leng waved his hand, stopping Luo Yuhan from continuing.
"Also, it's not easy to explain to the police flower, the police flower is from a police background, agile, irritable, and moves a gun at every turn, so she may be polite to me, but if you and I are known to her, she loses her temper, really-"
"Giggle——, Luo Yuhan, you're really funny, she's a policeman, she won't know the law and break the law, besides, she often shoots, the more I don't see you lose a hair, besides, since she has such a violent personality, her psychology must be perverted, and there is nothing to be nostalgic about, you might as well take the opportunity to kick her, and I will be your main palace lady."
Luo Yuhan wanted to scare Han Leng away by blackening himself, but he didn't expect Han Leng to either don't believe it or didn't care, he now completely understands that no matter what he says, Han Leng will not give up, so he stood up, smiled helplessly, and said: "Since you are determined to pester me, I have nothing to say, but I must make an appointment with you for three chapters, first, I can't give up the police flower, at least not at the moment, she ranks first in my relationship and is my official girlfriend; Second, ambiguity is my motivation, if I am not ambiguous, life will be worse than death, pain will not be desired, even if I bring the ambiguous object here, you must not be jealous; Third, you are currently ranked third, which is commonly known as the little three, and may take over the status of the police flower in the future, but in the future it may be ranked fourth or fifth, if you agree to these three, I will accept you for the time being, in addition, at present, there are three chapters of the law, and it may increase in the future. ”
"I—answer—answer—you." Han Leng stretched out his voice and said with a smile.
"Since this is the case, then hurry up and give the thief three antidotes." Luo Yuhan glanced at the third thief and said in a commanding tone.
"It's so cold on the floor, and I'm barefoot, how can I go get medicine for him? Bring me your shoes, and I'll give him the antidote. Luo Yuhan pointed to the slippers in the distance and said coquettishly.
Luo Yuhan walked over and kicked the slippers to the sofa, Han Leng sat still, and said, "Don't bother the two masters, please put them on for me." ”
Luo Yuhan sighed and said, "If you make a mistake, you can hate it for eternity, and if it's not good, you want me to serve you." Saying so, he still walked over, squatted on the ground and picked up his slippers, and put them on Han Leng's feet.
"Hmph, this kid wants to give me a ** girl, I don't bother to take care of him, ask you to wear slippers for me, I look up to you, you don't know what to do." Han Leng muttered.
Han Leng squatted next to Thief Three, took out a black bottle from his arms, opened it and poured out two black pills from it, pinched Thief Three's mouth, and stuffed the pill into Thief Three's mouth.
Three minutes later, the thief coughed, slowly opened his eyes, yawned, sat up and stretched his arms, and muttered, "This sleep is really fucking comfortable." ”
The thief's eyes swept over Han Leng's face, revealing a smug look, and he was about to open his mouth to speak, Luo Yuhan kicked the thief from behind and scolded: "Your mother, you have to sleep to death, that's called comfort." ”
Luo Yuhan heard Luo Yuhan's voice, turned his head to look at Luo Yuhan, and asked in surprise: "Divine doctor, why are you here, I came to pursue the princess, what are you doing here?" ”
Luo Yuhan poked the third thief's head hard, and scolded sharply: "Dog, pursue pursuit, chase you dog, you can make Lao Tzu miserable." ”
"Brother, why am I confused by what you say, I pursued the princess, what's in the way of you, you are a daughter and a police flower, hugging left and right all day long, I can't be a girl."
Luo Yuhan knew that he couldn't say a word or two clearly with the thief, so he snorted and scolded: "I don't have time to deal with you now, I'll settle accounts with you when I go back." ”
Watching Luo Yuhan leave, the thief touched his head, looked at Han Leng and said happily: "Your red wine is really strong, you get drunk like this after drinking a glass, princess, what is the divine doctor doing here, he won't also come to please you." ”
Han Leng smiled silently and said: "My Fair Lady, good gentleman, you can pester me with a dead face, can't he pursue me, don't talk nonsense, you once said when I wanted you to ** girl, you are willing to do anything else except this matter, I will give you a chance now to help me clean up, including mopping the floor, washing clothes, shining shoes, and from today on, you will come to clean me every three days." ”
"Listen to the tone, did you promise me?" Thief San asked excitedly.
"What did I promise you?"
"Let me like you and be my girlfriend."
Han Leng sneered and said, "Tell you the truth, Luo Yuhan already likes me, I like him too, you don't have a chance anymore." ”
"Huh?"
"Ah what, if you don't believe me, you can call and ask your brother."
The thief looked depressed, raised his leg and kicked the coffee table, and then said angrily: "He has a police flower, and he robbed you with me, it's shameless, I'll ask him face to face, why did you rob my girlfriend." ”
The third thief was angry and was about to leave, but when he turned around, he saw the money on the floor, walked over and picked it up, turned around and held it in front of Han Leng, and said, "Since I have already brought this money, I won't take it away, you keep it, there are some dark coins in one of the stacks of money, you pick it out and burn it." ”
"Stygian coins, what stygian coins?"
"It's the money that burned the dead, no, it's here."
The third thief said, took out a few sheets from the stack of money and handed them to Han Leng. Han Leng took it, looked at the light, turned to look at the thief three, and asked with a surprised expression, "Where did you get all this money?" ”
"You don't care about this." The thief said impatiently.
"It's not a currency, it's a dollar."
"Huh? Dollar? ”
"Yes, one dollar is worth six or seven yuan."
The thief opened his mouth three times, repeating what Han Leng had just said to himself, suddenly slapped his head, shouted badly, and then scolded: "I was deceived, this time I suffered a loss, I suffered a big loss." ”
"What the hell is going on? Who lied to you. ”
"Luo Yuhan, the turtle son, took two million dollars from me because I regarded him as a brother, and even lied to me that this is a dark coin, if you don't bring such a deception, I will go to him to settle accounts."
The thief turned around and went straight to the door.
Although Han Leng didn't know what was going on, he couldn't help but be stunned when he heard that Luo Yuhan had cheated two million dollars from him, he didn't expect that Thief San was a young man, he turned out to be a little rich, and he didn't know Taishan, so he shouted at the back of Thief San: "Thief San, I've thought about it, although I don't like you at the moment, but you still have a chance, if you don't dislike it, you can be my spare tire." ”