Chapter 0051 Hemorrhoids

Zhang Yaqin saw that Luo Yuhan spoke politely, and couldn't help but have a good impression of Luo Yuhan. However, a physical education teacher named Zhang Qingfeng next to him saw that Luo Yuhan was still a child, and thought that the so-called miracle doctor might be made up, in order to please Principal Wan, he pretended to be profound and said: "Principal Wan, now there are liars flying all over the sky, more than normal people, you can be careful, don't be fooled, losing some money is a trivial matter, don't take a bad look at your body." ”

Zhang Qingfeng is obviously trying to embarrass Luo Yuhan.

The others didn't expect Zhang Qingfen to speak so bluntly in front of the principal, and they were silent one by one. Even Principal Wan felt a little embarrassed, and laughed dryly and didn't know what to say.

Luo Yuhan didn't get angry, glanced at Zhang Qingfeng, and asked, "Listening to what this teacher meant just now, it seems that Principal Wan is not a normal person." ”

"I didn't say that, you took it out of context." Zhang Qingfeng argued.

"You said that there are too many liars and too few normal people, and reminding Principal Wan not to be fooled, isn't it implying that Principal Wan has a low IQ and falls for me, a liar, and you are a smart person?" Luo Yuhan retorted.

Zhang Qingfeng was anxious, pointed at Luo Yuhan's nose, and said loudly: "Don't sow discord, I didn't mean that, Principal Wan is the principal, and I am an ordinary teacher, if I am smarter than Principal Wan, why shouldn't I be the principal...... I can tell you unequivocally that you are a liar. ”

"I don't see a doctor from you, why do you call me a liar? Besides, I only gave Principal Wan the medicine once, and her condition has improved significantly, isn't it a fact? ”

Zhang Qingfeng snorted and said disdainfully: "Rheumatoid disease is even called immortal cancer by experts, just because you can be optimistic about this disease, if you have such a high level of medical skills, you would have been invited by a big hospital to make a lot of money, and you still need to stay in this kind of place." Don't think I don't know what you're trying to deceive. ”

"Then tell me how I used to deceive people." Luo Yu asked calmly.

"You use hormones, no matter what kind of disease, as long as you use hormones, you can have an immediate effect, what's the matter, I hit the point." Zhang Qingfeng had a smug look on his face.

Principal Wan frowned, and hurriedly checked his hand, it seemed that Luo Yuhan had really given himself hormones.

Luo Yuhan didn't know Zhang Qingfeng at all before, and he didn't offend him when he met Zhang Qingfeng for the first time, so he didn't know why this thing couldn't get along with him. If you think about it at the best, Zhang Qingfeng is just to curry favor with Principal Wan, but no matter what Zhang Qingfeng's purpose is, if Zhang Qingfeng is not taken down today, Principal Wan will definitely have a question mark on his medical skills, so that his school may be ruined.

However, how can Zhang Qingfeng be taken down?

Zhang Qingfeng said that Luo Yuhan used hormones when treating Principal Wan, but this kind of thing can't be seen or touched now, if Luo Yuhan says no, others will definitely not believe it, and the only way now is to see someone in person, and he must explain the symptoms thoroughly, so as to block Zhang Qingfeng's stinky mouth.

Zhang Qingfeng saw that Luo Yuhan no longer defended, thinking that he had exposed Luo Yuhan's old background, and said proudly: "Why don't you speak, you are justifying." ”

Luo Yuhan let out a long sigh and said, "This teacher, if I guess correctly, you are probably a physical education teacher." ”

Zhang Qingfeng was stunned for a moment, and before he could speak, Teacher Zhang Dan was quick to speak, so he asked in surprise: "How do you know that Teacher Zhang is a physical education teacher?" ”

"Meng's mouth, maybe someone mentioned me in front of him before." Zhang Qingfeng said disappreciatively.

Luo Yuhan smiled and said, "I came to your school once yesterday, and today is the second time, before that, let alone you, I haven't heard of this school." ”

"This is your own words, and only you know the actual situation." Zhang Qingfeng had a sarcastic smile on his face.

"Okay, okay, even if I've heard your name, I know that you doubt my medical skills, that's your right, I can't force you to admit it, but if I sue you now, you suffer from a very serious disease, will you think I'm lying to you again." Luo Yuhan said with a smile.

Zhang Qingfeng's face changed suddenly, and he said excitedly: "You are talking nonsense, I am a physical education teacher, everyone knows that the physical education teacher's body is the best, I am alive, I can eat, drink and sleep, where did I come from a strict disease." ”

"Tsk, it's really strange, some people don't even dare to admit that they are sick, they are just as cowardly." Luo Yuhan could have directly pointed out what disease Zhang Qingfeng was suffering from, but he didn't point it out directly, but used the agitation method, and when Zhang Qingfeng was angry, he suddenly pointed it out, leaving Zhang Qingfeng speechless.

"Don't spew blood, I can sue you responsibly, I'm not sick," Zhang Qingfeng blushed and his neck was thick, and he suddenly became anxious, "I haven't found a partner yet, if you talk nonsense again, I'll sue you for defamation." ”

Wan Lijuan also wanted to verify again whether Luo Yuhan's title of divine doctor was true or false, so she said seriously: "Luo Yuhan, what Teacher Zhang Qingfeng said is right, he is not married yet, don't ruin his reputation, if he can't marry a wife in the future, you will be responsible." ”

"Principal Wan, he's really sick." Luo Yuhan repeated very seriously.

"Then tell me what disease he is suffering from." Principal Wan said.

"Yes, you said, as long as you are right, we will obey you." Zhang Yaqin also coaxed.

"In order to verify whether my judgment is accurate, I want to personally check his pulse, and Mr. Zhang will not refuse." Luo Yuhan said seriously.

Luo Yuhan said, walked up to Zhang Qingfeng, motioned for him to put his hand on the table, and then sat down by himself and began to take Zhang Qingfeng's pulse.

"You're so sick that you're embarrassed to admit it." Luo Yuhan said to himself, "I know you're embarrassed, but how can people eat whole grains without getting sick." ”

"Don't be long-winded, what kind of illness do I have?" Zhang Qingfeng said impatiently.

"Hemorrhoids, you have very strict hemorrhoids."

As soon as Luo Yuhan spoke, Zhang Qingfeng's face suddenly turned pale. He does suffer from hemorrhoids, and it is a very strict hemorrhoid, and he has been a little angry in the past two days, and the hemorrhoids have grown so big as walnuts, and he is still restless, but how can this Luo Yuhan see it.

Hemorrhoids is a disease that is not good to say, Zhang Qingfeng has been hiding it, and now that Luo Yuhan has seen it, of course he will not admit it, so he withdrew his hand and said coldly: "Ten people have nine hemorrhoids, everyone has slight hemorrhoids, this is not a serious disease, you are blind." ”

Luo Yuhan let out a long sigh and said, "Teacher Zhang, you are going to die with a face, your hemorrhoids have developed to the size of walnuts, and they are still congested, you haven't pooped for a few days, and you are still holding on, but I admire your spirit of showing up for education." ”

"I didn't, you're spewing blood." Zhang Qingfeng was anxious, his face turned red, and he yelled at Luo Yuhan.

Although Luo Yuhan was abused by Zhang Qingfeng, he did not have the same knowledge as him, but faced Principal Wan and said with a smile: "It seems that Teacher Zhang is also a good-looking person, I shouldn't have been more serious with him, but now if I don't figure things out, my reputation as a miracle doctor will be ruined in your real middle school, so there must be an explanation for today's matter." ”

Teacher Zhang Dan once pursued Zhang Qingfeng and was rejected, seeing that Luo Yuhan didn't look like lying, he coaxed and said: "You said that Teacher Zhang has hemorrhoids, he said no, what can I do, the doctor must not ask Teacher Zhang to pull out his pants." ”

Luo Yuhan originally set a trap for Zhang Qingfeng step by step, forcing him to jump in step by step, but he didn't expect Zhang Dan to break the heavenly machine all of a sudden, and Luo Yuhan didn't want to waste time with Zhang Qingfeng anymore, so he used Zhang Dan's words and said: "This teacher reminded me in one sentence, I won't take off his pants, but we can go to the infirmary together and let your school doctor give him a check, and the truth will be revealed to the world soon." ”

"Okay, okay, what are you waiting for, let's get over." Zhang Dan said.

Zhang Qingfeng's face was extremely ugly, and he drooped his head and said nothing.

"What's wrong, Mr. Zhang, what's wrong with you?" Luo Yuhan asked.

"Principal Wan, I'...... Me, I do have mild hemorrhoids. Zhang Qingfeng finally couldn't bear it anymore and admitted that what Luo Yuhan said was true.

Principal Wan couldn't help but give Zhang Qingfeng face, so he began to play sloppy and said, "I've made enough jokes, I still have something to do, let's disperse." ”

"Don't, I haven't finished yet, Mr. Zhang has hemorrhoids in addition to Xiaomian, and he also suffers from disease, rhinitis." Luo Yuhan suddenly said again.

"How do you know?" Zhang Qingfeng not only did not hide it this time, but admitted that he had rhinitis.

The other teachers all gave Luo Yu admiring glances.

Principal Wan didn't expect Luo Yuhan and Zhang Qingfeng to meet for the first time, and he could see that Zhang Qingfeng was suffering from two diseases just by taking the pulse. ”

"I won't tell you how to see it," Luo Yuhan said in a deep voice, "The important thing is that I can take care of his illness." ”

Zhang Qingfeng already looked at Luo Yuhan differently, walked into Luo Yuhan, and begged with a smile: "Classmate Luo Yuhan, I ask you to also prescribe a prescription for me, it is best to take care of my illness in a short time." ”

"You're not afraid I'll prescribe you a hormone medication?" Luo Yuhan asked rhetorically.

Zhang Qingfeng knew that Luo Yuhan was still hating him, so he smiled awkwardly and said, "I was joking with you just now, I just wanted to verify your medical skills, I don't mean anything else, please forgive me." ”

"But I have to pay for a doctor." Luo Yuhan said very seriously.

"Give money, I will give money." Zhang Qingfeng hurriedly said.

"But I'm going to talk to Principal Wan about business, I don't have time, so let's do it," Luo Yuhan said, "When I'm done talking to Principal Wan, I'll go to you, okay?" ”

"Okay, okay, I'm in the sports office, you must come to me when you're done." Zhang Qingfeng regarded Luo Yuhan as a god, and his face was full of restrained smiles.