Chapter 13: I Never Expected (Ask for Collection)
The morning sun, a little cold, with a hint of cool breeze, woke up Yixiu suddenly, he jumped up from his bed suddenly, only to find that Wukong didn't know when he had sat on the edge of the bed and fell asleep.
Yixiu showed a puzzled look, and then there was a sour tingling feeling between the two, and he asked the system angrily.
"System, what do you mean by a hammer? This is trying to murder the lord. Oh, no, is it a poor monk? Last night I accepted an "Iron Crotch Gong" that hurt me to death, shouldn't you give an explanation?"
After half a minute, the system said lazily, "The host is not that the system harms you, the main thing is that you are receiving a defensive Buddhist inheritance for the first time, and the system can't grasp the degree of strengthening, so there will be a negative reaction, and it shouldn't be the next time. ”
When Yixiu heard the two words that the system should be, he felt a thrill all over his body, and scolded, "Then what do you mean is possible that there will be a next time?" No, I want to complain, I have to complain, tell me the phone number of your leader, or the phone number of the Buddha, I want to complain about your system that has lost its conscience and murdered the host all day long. ”
As a result, the system was not online again, and the service was suspended to deal with it.
He was angry and angry, Sanyang Kaitai, and the second Buddha ascended to heaven, and he almost died.
But the ending has been formed, it is better to come to some practical, and then, after a break, his mind turned, and he suddenly rubbed his hands and asked.
"System, do you mean that yesterday's inheritance problem was your mistake, which will cause me to suffer, should you express your expression and give me something! I don't want much, just give me a copy of "Mighty Vajra Fist", or just give me an elixir that can swallow and become a Buddha directly, I can just read it. ”
After a long time, when Ikkyu thought that the system would not answer him, the voice in Ikkyu's head sounded again.
"The host, the system also feels that it is the system's own work mistakes, and as the greatest and most just system, you should be compensated. ”
Hearing this, Yixiu showed a cheap smile that the conspiracy had succeeded, and immediately thought in his heart, "This is good, then hurry up! Is it to give the pill? or the fist technique, I feel that it is okay, it is okay to give it all, and I will not mind the host." ”
In fact, in this new continent, it doesn't matter what is the last word, the hard fist is the last word, and if she can trick the system into relenting and wants to make compensation, Yixiu is already very satisfied, and he has begun to look forward to how much compensation the system will have for her?
Immediately, the familiar turntable appeared again in front of Yixiu's eyes, and the system said lightly.
"As compensation, the system has changed the lottery wheel for the host for free, and the chance of getting the red prize has been doubled, note: this compensation reward does not accept any refutation, and the host can give up if it does not accept. ”
The form of the system is so "coquettish", and it's not the first time I've known that Ichikyu can get a chance to get a free lottery from the system of slamming the door without doing tasks, and Ichixiu already feels satisfied.
And this time the lottery thing, in fact, there is no big difference from the previous one, the only difference is that there are two more red squares, there is a book in the square called "Heaven and Earth Only I Respect Gong", and the other square is an architectural model, as if the word bell tower is written on it.
"What are these two new additions to the system?" asked Ikyu unappetizingly.
The system mechanized answer, "The bell tower model, the host can pay a number of materials according to this model, to build the bell tower, which has a mysterious function; "Heaven and Earth" comes from the mysterious earth, combined with the five thousand years of martial arts culture, to create a set of exercises, suitable for "national cultivation". ”
What kind of bell tower building, Yixiu is not cold for the time being, but the name of the domineering side leakage of the exercises, Yixiu is very greedy, think about the combination of five thousand years of the creation of the exercises, that must be the heavens and the earth, at least it is the only one.
Yixiu thought thoughtlessly, staring at the huge light wheel in front of him, and raised his hand to pull it up.
I saw that the glorious turntable in front of him began to rotate at a high level.
"Ding! The compensation reward has been drawn, may I ask if the host will accept it immediately?"
"Poof! The system is teasing me! I didn't even blink an eye, and the reward was drawn? I want to report, I want to report, you are clearly a black-box operation", said the last break even more gritted teeth.
Yixiu was thought to be a compensation lottery no matter what, and the big turntable was put on the table, but it didn't take a blink of an eye, and the big turntable in front of him disappeared??
This is not a black-box operation, what is this? It's simply a naked bullying of honest people, bullying honest and reliable Xiao Langjun, Yixiu thought like this.
And Ichikyu, as the new abbot of Jinchan Temple who insists on the truth, pursues equality, and insists on fighting with all evil forces, how can he succumb to the evil forces represented by the system, but when he was about to confront the system, the voice of the system sounded again.
"Congratulations to the host for getting, the system compensates for the reward, a copy of "Heaven and Earth", please ask the host if you accept it, note, don't forget it, the system will directly recover it within three seconds. ”
Ikyu's angry expression immediately turned 180 degrees into flattery, if the system had thighs at this moment, Ikyu would definitely rush forward without hesitation and hug his thighs, as a way to show his respect and gratitude for the system like a surging river.
I couldn't stop without taking the medicine, and Ichiyu immediately shouted, "Receive, receive." ”
Boom~, a crack immediately appeared in the void in front of Yixiu's eyes, and countless golden lights poured out of it, converging into a dazzling light, and a book was formed.
The cover of this book is red, the materials are very particular, exuding a ubiquitous quaint atmosphere, and you will know that this exercise is definitely very good when you look at it!
Thinking like this, Ikkyu pressed his hand on the top of the book, and instead of the imaginable pain, he immediately felt the warm air flow around his body.
The next moment, the familiar darkness hit again, and then, Yixiu found himself standing on a certain mountain peak that connected the heavens and the earth, looking at the white mist everywhere, and the sound of the Buddha was endless, and there were three or two Buddhas with their heads spinning merit and merit, and the waist crossed the beast flashed in front of his eyes.
Good place, this is definitely a good place, Ichishu said to himself.
According to the common routine of systematically teaching exercises, Yixiu soon saw a group of monks below, standing on the top of the mountain in unison, all looking at an old monk in front of them with solemn expressions.
The old monk was a few feet from the ground, and his voice was like a bell, "Today, the poor monk teaches you, etc., a supreme exercise to enhance your qualifications and enhance your physical potential is called "Heaven and Earth, I Respect Alone", the poor monk only rehearses once, how much can he learn, how much he can enlighten, it all depends on your Buddha fate, understand?"
"Understand, understand", the loud voices of the little monks echoed in the mountains.
Although Yixiu was a passer-by and could only observe the projection, he could also feel the strong expectations in everyone's hearts for this exercise, so he opened his eyes wide and did not miss any of the old monk's moves.
Unexpectedly, the old monk did not immediately practice the moves, but took out a small tape recorder from his arms and pressed the play button.
"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait", the majestic soundtrack made the hearts of everyone present tighten, and the audience was silent, and Yixiu was also immersed in it, but there was always an illusion in my heart, how could this soundtrack sound so familiar?
Suddenly, the old monk moved, stepped out with a lunge, raised his hands flat, looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, and smiled like never before.
"The 100th set of Buddha country broadcast gymnastics, start now, the first style, release. ”
The old monk's movements are very agile and very standard, and his steps are full of endless mysteries.
But the more Ichishu looked, the more solemn the expression on her face became, and this time she finally knew what the so-called "Heaven and Earth Alone I Respect" was? Isn't this radio gymnastics?
The most important thing is to teach gymnastics, and take such a riotous name, I don't know what kind of flesh sanctification, hanging Hongjun ancestor and other bull forks.
This time, he looked at the people below who were intently watching the old monk's drill, and the familiar melody was still ringing in his ears.
Ten minutes later, Yixiu withdrew from the projection, pointed at the system and scolded, "System, you come out for Lao Tzu, and the old man is angry. . . ”