Chapter 22: Someone Comes to the Door Again

In the end, neither Zhu Bajie nor Wu Gang could convince anyone, so they had to agree to Lin Jiawei's plan.

"I still have to go back to the mortal world, and I will come after a while, you can go and get busy first if you have something, but how can I contact you then?" Since hair wax and gel water can't be used, Lin Jiawei has to go back to the mortal world to find Du Niang and see the formula, and after the sofa is taken out, the soul must also return to the body.

"This is a transmission note, you inject telekinesis, and I know you're coming." Zhu Bajie handed over a thumb-sized carved nine-tooth nail rake, with a green jade block with complex graphics and text on the back, to Lin Jiawei.

Wu Gang also took out a transmission note, but his transmission note was milky white, with an osmanthus tree on it, and the back was also a complex picture and text.

Lin Jiawei took the transmission note, put it into the spirit ring, and watched the two of them leave with hatred for each other, Lin Jiawei shook his head and smiled bitterly, he knew that his future days would be very exciting.

"Forget it, let's take a step at a time in the future, it's good to have two free laborers, and if one party has something, it's fine, at least one person is there, as for the two of them to have a conflict, they will stagger to work, haha, I'm so smart." Lin Jiawei muttered while preparing to close, he couldn't open anyway, but fortunately he went back early and went to bed early.

"Alas~ caught the hand of the mad monk." Just as Lin Jiawei was closing the door, he suddenly had a torn lake-blue sleeve on his filthy arm, and he was holding a tattered pu fan in his hand, and he fanned it back and forth a few times while talking.

Lin Jiawei was frightened, and his first reaction was, how can there be beggars in Heavenly Court? Can beggars also become immortals, why are they so unlucky, they meet beggars before they open, and they have to pay before they have income, they are unlucky, but they can't beat them, and they can't scold them, and if they don't scold people, they will be beaten if they don't succeed.

However, Lin Jiawei finally chose to open the door, not because he was kind, but because the filthy right hand holding the broken fan began to rub against Lin Jiawei's hand, so frightened that he quickly threw it away.

"Hehe, the donor is polite, the crazy monk is disturbed." With a smile and a hint of cunning in his eyes, the man walked in with a fan.

After Lin Jiawei saw the person who came, he was also alone, and he secretly said in his heart, what day is today, and he actually attracted this great god.

I saw that the figure was emaciated, wearing a ragged lake-blue linen dress with many patches, a boat-shaped hat that was also full of patches on his head, a string of Buddhist beads around his neck, and a pair of leaky shoes under his feet.

Isn't this the crazy monk Li Xiuyuan who loves to eat dog meat, and has preached wine and meat through his intestines, and the Buddha has left a crazy monk in his heart, didn't he go to the West to be the Dragon Venerable, how could he come to the Eastern Heavenly Court to play.

But then again, Lin Jiawei really admires the actor named Mai Jia, and he also saw Jigong filmed in the 85s in inland China by chance, it is too expressive, it is exactly the same.

"Jigong Living Buddha?" Although Lin Jiawei confirmed in his heart, he still opened his mouth to confirm.

Jigong smiled and looked at Lin Jiawei and nodded, a trace of strangeness flashed in his eyes, he was fanning a pu fan in his hand, and his body was even more moving, which was regarded as acknowledging Lin Jiawei's title.

"I don't know what happened to the Jigong Living Buddha looking for me?" Lin Jiawei saw the other party nodding, he was even more puzzled, what is there about him that can make the other party take a fancy to him, is it possible that he wants to get a haircut, so he won't come to be an apprentice?

Jigong saw the doubt in Lin Jiawei's eyes, and said to Lin Jiawei with a smile: "Since Lin Jiawei knows the crazy monk, what is the impression of the little Taoist friend of the poor Taoist, it doesn't matter, just say it." ”

What is the situation, I don't explain the intention, why do you still ask me to give a review, you can say it casually, but is this really good, Lin Jiawei said tentatively: "Jigong Living Buddha is in our place, it is to save the suffering and save the weak, and the image of saving people and helping the weak is great." ”

Jigong still had the same expression, and he couldn't see anything unusual, and said, "What else?" ”

And also? The good things are all said, in fact, the biggest impression left on Lin Jiawei is not these, since he said it casually, Lin Jiawei fortunately let go of his courage and said: "There is also a crazy behavior, everyone is called crazy, and then they don't quit meat, especially like to eat dog meat, and their behavior is sloppy." ”

Lin Jiawei always pays attention to Jigong, when he talks about dog meat, Jigong's eyes obviously move, exuding divine light, the frequency of fanning the fan in his hand increases, and his throat moves even more, obviously swallowing saliva, is the other party looking for himself for...

Jigong smiled heartily and said, "Ahhh I didn't want to beat Lin Jiawei's little Taoist friend to know so clearly about the deeds of the mad monk, and I also know that the crazy monk likes to eat dog meat the most, to be honest, the dog meat in the world is really the best, there is a way that dog meat rolls three times, and the gods can't stand steadily. ”

Ji Gong recalled and said, his eyes were even more radiant, but he soon dimmed, and said a little lonely: "It's a pity, I haven't eaten dog meat since I went to the West Heaven, it's not that the crazy monk has quit, but the huge West Heaven can't find a grass dog, and the Eastern Heavenly Court has one, that is, the roaring dog of Erlang God, I went to catch it once before, but unfortunately it didn't work, and then Erlang God saw me, and I didn't know what to do." ”

Speaking of this, Jigong's eyes gradually recovered, and he said: "Although I can't go down to the mortal world as a mad monk, Lin Jiawei's little Taoist friend can enter and leave the mortal world freely, so please help me bring some dog meat when the time comes." ”

"Sure enough, I have a request for myself, now I have one less book on soul cultivation, this pair of immortals is like plucking a hair on Jiuniu's body, it seems that his hope is going to fall on him." Lin Jiawei was also forced by a huge amount of arrears, and the stronger the soul power became, the more haircuts he would make more money, and he would be able to pay it off sooner.

"This, Jigong Living Buddha, you also know that I am a soul body, and I can't carry things into the heavenly court." Saying that, Lin Jiawei really saw Jigong's disappointed little eyes, and he was more sure in his heart: "However, the Jade Emperor just gave me a spirit ring, and the spirit ring can hide things, but with my soul power, why don't you give me a book of tips for cultivating soul power, and I will bring you dog meat again?" ”

When Ji Gong heard this, he smiled slightly, looked at the two dressers around him that did not belong to the heavenly court, and secretly scolded himself for being too concerned just now and didn't notice it, but these are not the point, as long as you can eat dog meat again, these don't matter, it's just that the Western cultivation of the soul is a very high-level method, he is a little embarrassed: "You also know that the West focuses on the body, cultivating the golden body, and there are very few soul methods, otherwise it would be ......" Ji Gong said and raised his left hand and reached into his clothes to rub it, and finally took out two black mud pills and said: " I'll give you two Eye-Stretching Leg Kick Pills as a reward for helping me bring dog meat. ”

Lin Jiawei felt sick when he saw these two pills, although he knew that the effect of this medicine was not ordinary, but it was really not acceptable to ordinary people, so he shook his head and said, "Or, change it?" ”

Jigong was also a little distressed, and many of the exercises could not be passed on, but in order to eat dog meat, he gritted his teeth and secretly made up his mind: "You know that the mad monk was the Dragon Descending Venerable before, and he created the Dragon Shaking Sutra, which is a practice technique, I can teach you the first part, but you have to bring me dog meat first." ”

"Yes," Lin Jiawei nodded hurriedly and continued, "But you have to give me these two pills first." ”

"Haha, Lin Jiawei's little Taoist friend is really greedy, give it to you, I hope you use it on the right path." Jigong was very excited when he saw that Lin Jiawei agreed, and his thousand-year-old desire was about to come true.

"Don't worry, I'll bring it to you next time." That person has money and money, and he will eliminate disasters with people, Lin Jiawei took the yellow transmission note carved by Jigong with a broken fan, and promised.

Jigong was very satisfied, and was about to leave, but suddenly turned around and said: "One black, two yellow, three flowers and four white, the black-haired dog meat is the best, remember to buy me a black one when you buy it!" ”

Lin Jiawei didn't expect that there would be this famous hall, nodded and closed the door, he didn't expect that he would come to Heaven and so many things would happen.

He finally took out the couch from the ring and returned to the world.