Director Wang Xi, although he felt that this show was too nonsensical, it was undeniable that he almost laughed when he listened to it live......

"Well, the cameraman pointed the camera at Manchester United coach Jose Mourinho, and it is not difficult to see from his expression at the scene that something is wrong with his family! A look of displeasure! Probably in a hurry to get home......"

"Can it not hurt you?" Sun Chuchu accosted. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Well, at the end of the first half, it was an accident that surprised fans all over the world, Manchester United, actually down to Watford 0-1! Let's go into an ad! Next, we will continue to bring you the wonderful results of the second half. ”

Sun Chuchu pushed the music up, then took off the headphones and began to look at the status of the Internet, WeChat and Weibo. The number of people online is not as large as yesterday, but there are already a few familiar faces, and these more active listeners are likely to become fans of their columns.

Online platform.

How to disguise: I watched this game! It's too bad, Manchester United garbage!

Daocheng Hongyu: Yes! Just now the host said that the Manchester United coach died someone, haha, it's really incisive, and now in retrospect, it seems to be really like that!

Wang Erwu hurriedly typed on the Internet: Don't frame the host! Who said the Manchester United coach's family is dead?

Daocheng Hongyu: Haha...... Misunderstand...... I love your supportive style, though!

WeChat platform.

Wandering land: Manchester United must have had a player kidnapped by the other side, so they didn't dare to win.

Cricket Pig: Haha, I guess I kidnapped the coach's family, right? Look at the way he was preoccupied......

The ad doesn't last long, and the reason is simple! This kind of column, which used to have no listening rate at all, has no sponsors to advertise at all, so in the short advertising period, two-thirds of the public service advertisements or other radio programs are promoted......

"Okay, after the commercial, welcome back, and then, continue to bring you the best game in the second half." Sun Chuchu said skillfully.

"The second half was even more dull, Manchester United seemed to have no intention of attacking, while Watford was more sleepwalking, and it is estimated that both teams are dream teams on the football field! With 60 minutes into the game, the score remained unchanged, and the Watford goalkeeper was in a hurry! As a listener friend just left a message on the Internet and WeChat platform! Eighty percent of this match was match-fixing! Manchester United made a big bet to buy themselves to lose, and Watford, who are far inferior to Manchester United, bought them to lose! Especially the Watford goalkeeper! According to the grapevine, Watford's goalkeeper bought 500 yuan for his team to lose, but two-thirds of the game has already passed, and Manchester United, a guy who is not angry, just doesn't score! So he's in a hurry! He decided...... Back to your own goal! Wang Erwu said.

"Dare to play this game, the Watford goalkeeper has been chatting with the Manchester United goalkeeper?" Sun Chuchu accosted.

"Yes, the two goalkeepers have finished two bags of melon seeds and five bags of peanuts!" Wang Erwu said.

"Okay! Is this an open-air party? ”

"At this moment, all the players on both sides left the field...... Wang Erwu said in a different tone.

"Leave? Isn't the game over yet? Sun Chuchu asked.

"Yes! Something must have happened at the scene! Let's take a closer look! Oh! Found out! At the linesman's side, a cleaning aunt held up a sign! It reads...... Don't trample on the grass! ”

"Dizzy! Isn't this football just played on the turf? When people play such a brand, it's no wonder that the athletes don't leave the field! Sun Chuchu said with a smile.

"It turned out to be a misunderstanding! The cleaning aunt took the wrong brand, she just wanted to remind the goalkeepers of the two teams to stop throwing confetti on the grass! ”

"Heh, two foodie goalkeepers!" Sun Chuchu accosted.

"Keep the talk! The Watford goalkeeper decided to go back to his goal! He knows that the empty goal plan is too vicious, and if it goes on like this, Manchester United will definitely lose! Sure enough, two minutes after the Watford goalkeeper returned to the goal, in the 62nd minute of the game, Manchester United's Xiaola scored! One-to-one! At this time, Muinho's expression became more serious! It stands to reason that the team equalized and he should be extremely happy! However, the camera shook the picture of him, and his joy was completely pretended! His heart was filled with rage! He can't win! He silently sang a song, "What if you lose and win the world?" "The Manchester United players were impressed by his singing! Continuing the downturn......"

"Both sides don't want to win and they want to lose...... But, losing? Easier said than done! In the 82nd minute, Zuniga, who came on as a substitute for Watford, broke Manchester United's goal again, 2-1, and Watford once again overtook the score!! Just as Zuniga at Watford was celebrating, his teammates around him were looking at him with hatred! It's been so many years...... Didn't think of ...... This kid actually ...... It's an undercover agent for Manchester United!! ”

"Manchester United are one goal behind now, but they can't say they're a sure loser! Match lore happens a lot, some games, even score several goals in the last minute, and it's like table tennis, you and I ...... A 90-minute 0-0 game, after the end of stoppage time, was rewritten to 4-3! So, if Manchester United wants to lose, they must not let up! To prevent your own team from having the opponent's undercover agent! So, in the 90th minute of the game, Manchester United deliberately pulled the opposing player in the penalty area! At the same time, he kept flattering at the referee! The referee understood and immediately gave a penalty! ”

'It's stoppage time and Watford are still 2-1 up! And now a penalty kick! Watford's players know that the tide is turning, and today's game is a sure win, and if the penalty is not scored, it will be questioned! I can't lose anyway! It's better to win a free one! So, Deeney took the penalty kick! The score was changed to 3 to 1! ”

Sun Chuchu finally answered, "The game is over, and in the end, Watford is at home, 3-1 against the fierce rival Manchester United!" They've won three points in the league and lost a lot of money......"

"Okay, there is still some time for the show, let's take a look at the table tennis tournament that is being broadcast live, the Chinese team against the Japanese team. Wearing a blue tracksuit is the Japanese team, the Japanese player is left-handed, I saw him holding a racket in his left hand and his right hand in his trouser pocket...... "Wang Erwu explained.

"What the hell! Table tennis jerseys have no pockets! Sun Chuchu corrected.

"No pockets? Oh, sorry, read wrong! The Japanese player holds the racket with his left hand and his right hand in the crotch of his pants......"

"Hey! What do you mean by inserting in the crotch? ...... playing table tennis?"

"Perhaps...... He suddenly had a little itch, so ...... Scratching? ”

"What kind of pictures are these......"

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