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Jiang Ruoning said: "That is the official music workshop opened by the imperial court, my father's right hand was given to Uncle Minhuang, and the money in my left hand came back." Uncle Min Huang was happy, he went out for 200,000 taels in the past, and it became 100,000 taels after going around, and then someone else smashed it in, no matter how much his father made it.

Father, this is okay to be demoted to official prostitutes, and it is a bit unruly to let them not redeem themselves and be good. Many people abandon their daughters as soon as they see that they are born, and their sons stay, how many baby girls come to the world, and they don't feel the love of their parents for a day. This is also the reason why many men in the people cannot marry wives.

If you have money in the family, you can marry a bunch of women, this is too unkind, it is purely to eat more and occupy more, so what can the poor do? ”

When Jiang Ruoning said this, he pretended to be a son, and began to play treasure again:

"Ahh Brother Murong! ”

"How do you know my surname is Murong."

"My surname is Murong too."

"Five hundred years ago, we were both members of the Great Yan Imperial Family."

"Half of the people in this entire Dayan are surnamed Murong."

"It's still the ancestors who are wise and let the royal family reproduce their children."

"Sue you for a strange thing?"

"I met a man surnamed Wang yesterday."

"Have the surname Wang?"

"The last time I met someone surnamed Huang, shouldn't everyone in the world be surnamed Murong, how can there be Huang."

"What's your wife's last name?"

"Murong."

"My wife is also surnamed Murong ......"

The emperor looked at one person pretending to be two, and said it in a similar way.

Jiang Ruoning fell, "Father, think about it, hundreds of years later, the entire Dayan world." Half of them are surnamed Murong, what do you make future generations think? People with the surname Murong will think: Our ancestors are really wonderful, they have married so many women for generations, and the heirs of the people are thin, and there are too many people with the surname Murong in the whole world. In the end, the man surnamed Murong looked for a wife surnamed Murong, because this is a big surname! ”

The emperor was very aggrieved and said: "The number of my concubines is not large. ”

"It's not much. The father also eats more and occupies more. Think about it. You only sleep in such a big bed at night, and there is only one concubine who sleeps with you, what do you do with such a bed and so many women for yourself? I won't talk about the previous ones. What's next...... ......"

The emperor immediately heard a different meaning, "It's Mrs. Han who came to you to talk about it." ”

"Didn't you let me meet Mrs. Han to persuade her, this doesn't need to be persuaded, the most persuasive to her are the Queen Mother and the Third Emperor Brother. Father. I'm talking to you about a few hundred years from now. Don't be kidding, there will be a lot of interesting things going on in the world in a few hundred years.

Father. Erchen thought that Heli was not only a matter for the royal princess and the county lord, but also could be promoted to the entire Dayan world.

and the festival women, as long as they are under forty years old. If I want to, I can remarry.

There is a thrifty woman here, and there is another bachelor in this world who can't marry a wife......"

The Emperor scolded, "You crazy girl. Sometimes it's like the same thing, but now it's crazy. What is a husband? I'm afraid you don't understand. You're a princess, you don't have to understand. ”

Jiang Ruoning squatted in front of the emperor's knee and held his chin, "Father, it's really wrong for a woman to observe the festival." Official prostitutes can't redeem themselves and be good, it's not right, this has to be a time limit, the palace maids in the palace can still go out at the age of twenty-five, but they have to stay there for the rest of their lives, why not set a standard, let them redeem themselves, or others can redeem, or how old they are, neither can redeem themselves, nor can they be redeemed by others, so they will be matched.

Father, there are some men in the mountains who have lived all their lives, and they don't even know what women look like? Don't you think it's pathetic? For a man, having a woman of his own is as necessary as the people need to be fed and clothed.

The father can't just think about keeping them fed and clothed, he has to make them feel happy. For them, the happiest thing is: they have food, clothing, and their own wives and children.

Father, you sit high in the Golden Palace, why don't you pay a private visit? Listen to the voices of the people and ask them what is their greatest desire? ”

The emperor shouted "crazy girl", and the more he spoke, the more unspeakable he became, "You are a woman, how do you know what men think?" ”

"Gotcha! If your father doesn't believe it, you can ask a man in the mountains who is over twenty-five years old and hasn't gotten married, and ask him what his greatest wish is? ”

Jiang Ruoning waved his hand, "Father, my sons and daughters will retire, I will go back to Cuiwei Palace to practice martial arts and boxing and sleep well, and when I turn around and say crazy things, you should drive me away with a stick." Let's go! ”

The pony quickly caught up with Jiang Ruoning.

Jiang Ruoning put his hands behind him, "Pony, let's talk about it, something strange happened in the capital." ”

"The princess stayed in the capital academy's "Mountains and Rivers Forever" attracted the Manchu Dynasty ministers to watch, and Lord Laiwang has been very proud recently, and he praised people at every turn, saying that he got the "Jiangnan Spring" painted by the princess and recited the above words, saying that it should be regarded as a family heirloom."

Jiang Ruoning stopped, "Who is Jade Falling City?" Is it a newly degraded official prostitute? ”

Seeing that there was no one around, the pony said, "Back to the princess, it's Xie Qianyu." ”

Xie Qianyu......

Jiang Ruoning sighed lightly. "She obviously has the opportunity to leave, but she doesn't want to be ransomed, what happened to Xie Qiannuo and Xie Qianyu?"

"I heard that Princess Zhenbei went one step late, and Xie Qiannuo was taken away by the steward of Guanle Fang. Xie Qianyu was ransomed by Princess Zhenbei because he was younger. ”

When I got close to Cuiwei Palace, I saw Mama Bi standing in front of the palace gate and looking.

"Mama, what's going on?"

Mama Bi bowed and said: "Princess, it was His Royal Highness the Crown Prince who came down to visit you, saying that it was the twenty-sixth day of the lunar month, and the Imperial Palace was going to hold a family banquet as usual, so please let the princess go over that day earlier." His Royal Highness the Crown Prince said that he hadn't looked at the princess for some days, and wanted to see if the princess had gained weight. ”

Jiang Ruoning strode into the palace gate, she didn't seem to know the prince very well, and she didn't say a few words, yesterday, no, he also sent someone to send her some gadgets a few days ago, all of which were jade carvings, hanging ornaments or something.

Entering the main hall, Jiang Ruoning said: "Brother Great Emperor is really a rare guest, have you waited for a long time?" ”

The prince said: "After coming for a while, I heard that you were called by the emperor to the imperial study to practice calligraphy, thinking that you would be back soon." Feng Ge. You are the best at Danqing, what is placed and hung in the palace is not from the previous dynasty, or from the ministers of the court, Wen Siyuan's words, Xue Jingzhai's paintings, how can you not have your own. ”

Jiang Ruoning sighed lightly.

The pony bowed down and said: "The princess originally hung two pictures, and a few days ago, the ninth princess came to play, and she saw a painted "Autumn Chrysanthemum" and asked for it. The Seven Princes came to sit again. He said that he liked orchids the most. He said, "Chunlan Tu" is the king's, and took off the painting and left. ”

The prince smiled: "This king can hear that the little flower cat on Feng Ge's "Autumn Chrysanthemum" is very interesting. Playing with hydrangeas during the day and curling up to sleep at night. "Chunlan Tu" is even more interesting, the spring orchid near the window, and the sun is the sun during the day. The moon becomes the night ”

Jiang Ruoning said: "The Nine Emperor Sisters got my paintings, and they sent two on the second day. Brother Huang, look at it, a book of Wang Xizhi and a landscape map of Zhou Zhen in the previous dynasty, these are all treasures. The Seven Emperor Brothers got my paintings. I gave a rare book and a book of piano book "Youlan". ”

The prince smiled: "You really don't trade at a loss. ”

"In the world, except for my father, I am the richest. The eldest brother is ranked second, and he met a rich man like you. If I lose money, I will lose face too much. ”

When she said this, the prince was very happy.

The emperor is the richest first, he is the second, such a rich man, he doesn't give face if he doesn't order more things.

"Doesn't it count if I give you a box of pieces that day?"

"Brother Huang is so stingy, you know I don't like these, I like good weapons, good calligraphy and paintings, and good books the most. I know that I can't hang my own paintings in the house, this one is hung out, and someone is designated to pick it up, Brother Huang, give me good things, give it to me! ”

The prince couldn't cry or laugh, looked at her funny appearance, and said, "Ma Wu, take the gift that this king gave to Feng Ge." ”

Ma Wu was holding a box.

The prince opened the lid of the box, and inside was a complete set of "Chess Scores".

Jiang Ruoning took a copy, which was divided into several volumes, "Qin Shi Huang and LΓΌ Buwei Chess Game", "Zhang Liang Han Xin vs. Yi Chess Game", ...... There are so many famous people in history that there are almost all the game games.

Jiang Ruoning glanced at it, first curious, and then disappointed.

The prince smiled and asked, "Don't like it?" ”

"This kind of thing is very exhausting to look at, and I can't learn it, so I should be given something else."

"For example?"

"Calligraphy and painting! If you want to send a book, you can send a few books to solve the case, why send me such a profound thing, I can't learn it, and I can't calm down to look at this thing. No! No! ”

The prince said solemnly: "You really don't want it? ”

"It's true. Brother Huanghuang, you set up a family banquet in the palace on the 26th, or wait for me to go to the palace, you let me pick two calligraphy and paintings by myself. ”

"You girl, you really don't suffer at all."

Jiang Ruoning called to the side: "Cui Qian, go to the apse and get the picture of "Late Autumn Maple Leaves" I painted a few days ago. ”

The prince pointed to the pony and said, "Why don't you call him?" ”

"He's a man, and he can't just enter the princess's bedroom."

The crown prince corrected: "He is a eunuch. ”

"He used to be a man, he has been a man all his life, I don't like men to go to my dormitory, even if he occasionally goes in, there are at least two palace people around me."

The pony is used in his heart, and in the eyes of the princess, he is treated as a man.

The prince said noncommittally: "You are really strange. ”

"Brother Huang, how do you feel if you have a beautiful palace lady in your bedroom?"

How does he feel? The beautiful Gong'e is still only one, and he has to eat it all.

But Feng Ge is a woman, and the one who went in was a eunuch, this is simply ......

The prince's mind is full of Feng Wu's visit to the dark building, his sister is no worse than a man when she is crazy, of course, this is a secret he knows.

The prince took the "Late Autumn Maple Leaves", which is a colorful painting, a maple forest in full swing, there is a carriage in the forest, and a beauty sits in front of the car, with the inscription "Stop and sit in love with the maple forest in the evening, and the frost leaves are red in February flowers." ”

This scene, this beauty, makes people feel a strange and wonderful feeling.

"Who is this beauty? Why do you look familiar? ”

Pony blurted out, "Back to His Royal Highness the Prince, this is specially painted for you by the princess early in the morning, and the beauty on the painting is the crown princess." ”

The prince suddenly realized, "It's her, no wonder it looks familiar." ”

"The eldest brother hasn't seen the eldest emperor's sister-in-law for a long time, and even she can't recognize her. The big beauties have become a yellow-faced woman for you, you can't even remember what the parents look like, Brother Huanghuang, you are really good. ”

[It's about to be 515, I hope to continue to hit the 515 red envelope list, and the red envelope rain will be able to give back to readers and promotional works on May 15. A piece is also love, and it must be better! (To be continued.) )